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So she's only 2 months pregnant and she can't even have a fucking PILLOWFIGHT? Goddamn Mischa is a hardass.
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A pillow fight is enough to cause a miscarriage.
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>>11279159
if the pillows were filled with steel bearings, yes. But the womb can take a lot more shit than that
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>>11279262
You've obviously never had a real pillow fight
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FALCON PILLOW!
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>>11279127
Eureka plays for keeps. That fetus would not be safe from the devastating body blows Talho would receive if Eureka got serious.
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I lost my best friend in pillow fight. Pillow fight is a lethal activity that should be illegal.
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She's just being careful, she could get hit slightly and might slip and fall. I don't see anything wrong with it. If I had a wife that was having my baby, I would NEVER want her to have a pillowfight
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>>11279303

Truth, it would have been reckless of her even thinking it, OP is going to be a horrible father
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>So she's only 2 months pregnant and she can't even have a fucking PILLOWFIGHT? Goddamn Mischa isLOEV
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>>11279342

dude, OP will never get laid, so we don't have to worry about this
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>>11279303
>If I had a wife that was having my baby, I would NEVER want her to have a pillowfight

so you'd just have her in bed 24/7 hooked up to an IV? It's pretty hard to have a miscarriage from accidents.
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>>11279353
Are you retarded? Don't put words in his mouth.
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NO MINISKIRTS
NO PILLOW FIGHTS
BODYSUIT ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION
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>>11279353

No dumbass, I'm sorry that I wouldn't want my waifu to risk my kids life over a damn pillowfight.
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Proceed.
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>>11279353

Unlike you, I love kids, so when I have a daughter, I will treat her with lots of love.
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>>11279395
what could possibly go wrong though? THEY'RE FUCKING PILLOWS. This isn't chivalry, it's fucking retarded.
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>>11279436

ANYTHING could go wrong, She could fall over on her stomach from an accidental hard hit. She could stress the baby from moving too much. I hope to GOD you don't have kids
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>>11279488
>She could fall over on her stomach from an accidental hard hit. She could stress the baby from moving too much.

but that could happen if she did the dishes, or took out the trash. Just what the fuck CAN she do?
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>>11279488

Exactly. I have a wife and when she was pregnant, I never had her rough house around like she used to, because I was always worried of hurting the kid. OP is just a dumbfuck.
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>>11279488
You're not wrong, but I also hope that if you ever have kids you're not the kind of parent that keeps them on a short leash because you're afraid they'll ever get hurt
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>>11279520
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
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>>11279520

That's why you DO the dishes and TAKE the trash out like a real man retard.
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>>11279522
you sound like an insecure asshole. Unless she has some medical condition like not enough amniotic fluid or something, she should be perfectly fine. Did you ask your gynecologist?
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>>11279520

a real man would do those things
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>>11279520
The answer is...
She can still have sex, which is really all that matters.
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>A miscarriage is not caused by stress, exercise, or sex.

http://www.bchealthguide.org/kbase/topic/mini/hw44090/overview.htm

LISTEN TO THE BC HEALTH GUIDE. LISTEN TO THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH!
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>>11279566

No that's being a REAL husband, something that will never happen to you.

>>11279541

Lord no, My kids are 12 and 15 years old, I just love my family to death and when my wife was having my kids, I just wanted to make sure they were safe.
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>>11279600

Holy fucking shit, how old are you?!
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>>11279654

45 years old and I'll be 46 in August
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>>11279671

>>45
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>>11279671

Wow
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>>11279671

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON 4CHAN OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>11279671

>>45
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>>11279671
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>>11279671
Are you somehow related to that old guy who reviews anime?
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Apperently you f/a/ggors thing age matters.

I'll give you a hint: http://www.youtube.com/user/GrumpyJiisan

It doesn't.
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>>11279736

Fuck you beat me to it by one post...
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>>11279671
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lol mornign cartoons
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Major is a hardass
:3
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>>11279671
we're all laughing now, but in 20-30 years we'll be just like this anon but without a loving family ;_;
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>>11279782
GODDAMN YOU ;___;
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>>11279782
haha what an oldfa-
Fuck, I'm depressed now.
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>>11279782
most of us will have strokes/heart failure before then
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>>11279671
10/10
/clap



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