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Mother's Day is coming up, faggots. What are you going to give her?
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No, not really, but I just felt like saying that.
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A punch in the ovaries for being a faggot conspiracy theorist.
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Hot dickings, apparently
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straight shota doujin?
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The sauce to that doujin... fuck yeah.
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[Cuvie] M-S Love
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Flowers on her grave. Fuck...
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my birthday is on mothers day. fuck this shit.
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>>11278269

Exchange presents
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>>11278269
Hah. My birthday is the day after.
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I want to cut off the head of her tiny, noisy dog. Then wrap it up in a box.
Cheers!
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make mai waifu a milfu
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I am going to have this manga printed and give it to her.
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I'll go back in time, seduce her when she was a fuckhot teenager, marry her, and then not leave her like my dad. How's that for a present?
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>>11279189

In order for that to not cause a paradox, you'd have to be your dad, and also leave her. So not that great.
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I'm gonna give her a plushie of a character from her favorite video game. I'm the best son ever.
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>>11278205
>>11278216
Not a doujin.
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>>11278268
ditto
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isn't mothers day in like 2 weeks?
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All I have to do is write a letter telling her that I could be a pregnant, AIDS-ridden cokewhore, but because of her WONDERFUL PARENTING I am in college instead.
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>>11279971
Why would your mother be relieved that you weren't pregnant? Was that ever a possibility?



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