Mother's Day is coming up, faggots. What are you going to give her?
No, not really, but I just felt like saying that.
A punch in the ovaries for being a faggot conspiracy theorist.
Hot dickings, apparently
straight shota doujin?
The sauce to that doujin... fuck yeah.
[Cuvie] M-S Love
Flowers on her grave. Fuck...
my birthday is on mothers day. fuck this shit.
Hah. My birthday is the day after.
I want to cut off the head of her tiny, noisy dog. Then wrap it up in a box.
make mai waifu a milfu
I am going to have this manga printed and give it to her.
I'll go back in time, seduce her when she was a fuckhot teenager, marry her, and then not leave her like my dad. How's that for a present?
In order for that to not cause a paradox, you'd have to be your dad, and also leave her. So not that great.
I'm gonna give her a plushie of a character from her favorite video game. I'm the best son ever.
Not a doujin.
isn't mothers day in like 2 weeks?
All I have to do is write a letter telling her that I could be a pregnant, AIDS-ridden cokewhore, but because of her WONDERFUL PARENTING I am in college instead.
Why would your mother be relieved that you weren't pregnant? Was that ever a possibility?