you are now manually breathing.
Believe it or not, there's no spoiler. I already stole it.
I am not going to fall for this sh-ALL HAIL PIPNOTOAD
Not for long.
You are now drooling involuntarily
HAHAHA oh wow.
raep'd 10 times
You are now blinking manually
You are now swallowing your saliva manually
Pip was really a magical being all along.
you are now involuntarily BAWWWWing
OH PIP, I DO LOVE YOU SO!
God damn it now I want Hirano's old h-manga about Pip's father having sex with everything he sees. WHY DID I DELETE IT
That was supposed to be Pip's father in Coyote?
I didn't read the whole thing. Download it here:
OR MAYBE Pip is just another character Hirano recycled.
I think it might be another one, and either his father or grandfather.
He recycled better with Angle Dust and Desert Schutzstaffel.
FUCK i can't find my picture of Seras with an eyepatch and cig
so have this instead
need doujins nao.
Of what? There's a lot of pairings to choose from.
And for fucks sake I can't find that picture ;_;
Not *229 but I am desirous of Hansx... anyone.
PIPNOTIZE ME CAPTAIN
Hmm, I didn't save it but in /cm/ some one posted an untranslated non-sexual doujin of Captain's backstory. Didn't save it because it was raw and no sex.
There's also a part in a yaoi doujin where Captain rapes Walter, if want.
But otherwise, there's also a few pics like this.
fucking found it!
>>11278378 Captain rapes Walter, if want.
Impossible not to want.
You are now fapping manually.
Get the whole thing then, there's 7 chapters. It's mostly Alucard raping young Walter, but then Millennium captures him too. Then Alucard saves him and they fall in love or something. It's really fucking good yaoi.
The part of Dawn where he strangled him was perhaps the hottest thing Hirano has ever drawn.
I don't remember that. Will reread now.
I think it was in Dawn 4, in the 60's to 70's. If I find it somewhere I'll upload.
In 2006 I found this arousing enough to save. Whoa.
Well I'm gonna reread the whole thing anyway. Enjoy reading the best yaoi doujin ever.
stupid moe walter.
need Pip x Seras doujins ploz.
Eh, I donno. There's a huge Hellsing h-doujin pack out there. Download it.
HELLSING IS MADE OF ASS SHOTS
Despite its het shonen fanbase, there sure is a lot of nice ass. I for one welcome my nazi overlord's ass.
Seen this yet?
Half moedinger half Hans half desu? Don't know if I want.
Actually that's 100% Hans
He's a werewolf you know. Pic related.
He just looked strange with heterochromia and wapanese tattoos.
That's just the part of him turning into a werewolf.
The way they made him look as a werewolf is so fucking awesome. Wish he had gotten more scenes with wolf form.
Yeah I'm glad they didn't make him a goddamn furry or something like that.
Seems Hirano couldn't decide on his final form
That's no good >:/
There is nothing fearsome and/or terrifying about that
Hirano is a closet furfag.
I'd run the other way.
Where else does a Nazi Werewolf kick a Vampire loli in half?
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING ABS
Fuck, look at his right leg LOOK AT IT! IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY, HIRANO!
I liked how the one huge wolf reminds me of some ancient Japanese wolf-god, but on the other hand I'm only in it for the uniform and prefer the other one. I'M SO TORN
Hmmm *tries it*
Actually mine bends that way just fine
What? There's a second panel? sorry, I only see ass.
Hirano-sama, why you have male fanservice..?
Is there any fanservice for the boys apart from Seras's tits?
Alucard gets assraped as a shota. Does that count?
Not really. It's all Seras. Also, this scene, which is in both the anime and manga. At some point Hirano realized he's better at male fanservice than female. There's a lot of Seras fanservice though.
Oh, and if you're turning on by a girl slowly being impaled through the chest, Hellsing is for you.
Oho. So much phallic innuendo.
Also, I'd put my gun in his mouth, if you catch my drift.
I kinda wish now that I could have met Hirano at Otakon so I could tell him to either go hard gay with the series or don't go at all.
His translator would have had an aneurysm.
Hellsing was where I first discovered my gun-in-mouth fetish.
Been meaning to put OM NOM NOM under that specific panel for years.
Guns and swords are always phallic.
ALUCARD HAS TWO GUNS. TWICE THE PENIS.
ANDERSON HAS INFINITE BAYONETS.
Hans has absurdly LOOOOOOOOOONG penis.
Plenty of yaoi fangirls would have asked already.
Does piano wire count as phallic? If so,
WALTER HAS A VERY LONG BUT ABSURDLY THIN PENIS.
Strangely, the line was entirely populated by males for the first 200, and one chick dressed as the Major (who I thought was a guy for four hours).
Now that I think of it, they didn't let any girls in to see him.
Seras has hueg cannon penis
WALTER CAN TAKE DOWN A HELICOPTER WITH THAT PENIS
Aww shit there's futa in my Hellsing now
5 minutes in photoshop
Also, this is like the 10nth time I've macrod this screencap
Zorin was futa already.
Probably had to do that to avoid sexual harassment charges
Oh yeah. I never think about her. That was kinda female fanservice, wasn't there boobs? HUGE boobs?
No, Zorin's just an ugly muscle-y bitch.
True. Just trying to find some remnant of heterosexuality in Hellsing.
Ah, yes, the nun.
But the other one (Heinkel?) seems to be futa as well. I can't tell what it is for sure.
Rip was sort of fan service. PSUEDORAPE LOL.
I've always thought of Heinkel as being stereotypically German dyke, but female.
Ah, the pseudorape.
That would make sense. However, she wears a priest uniform. Catholics wouldn't ever allow that unless a dick is involved.
Psuedorape is about it.
Maybe the series will end with an enormous ghoul orgy in the middle of London.
Well, Seras and Pip have a hetero relationship anyway. Nothing fanservice about it, but it's damn cute.
I could deal with that. Though I have an inkling feeling that it will never be finished.
And somehow thread went from SerasXPip, to Captain X Walter, then a ton of Captain fanservice, and then somehow back to SerasXPip again.
Here's your damn hetero fanservice,
Sweet innocent love is always the best.
Actually, no. RIPRAPE RIPRAPE.
or maybe more like this one
Yep. Or it'll degrade to utter shit soon. It's already going downhill at a steady pace, unfortunately.
It's like bad Mexican food, keeps coming back.
Integra has tits?
I stopped buying Ultimate and the manga. Geneon going down didn't help, but the last volume released was shitty. It's sad, really. But it's been a good ten years.
needs moar pantyshot
According to the production art, yes, and about that size.
But you wouldn't know that from the manga.
I gave up on it a while ago to. Ultimate was okay, but it's so fucking slow. And the movie apparently being released will surely shit all over the franchise to seal the deal.
WTF you talking about? Ultimate is made of fuckwin. The manga has only been going downhill somewhere near the end of volume 9, which isn't even released here.
All in all it's all very, very good except for the very end.
It's worth the wait. I've been a Hellsing fan for 4 years straight. I remember when there WAS no OVA.
Don't get me wrong, I love Ultimate. I was talking about the manga volume. 8 wasn't so great, 9 wasn't great at all.
I remember when there was no TV series. I started reading it in '98-'99. I'm getting impatient.
Manga was all there ever was for me until the OVA. The original anime was horrid, apart from the soundtrack. That was some goddamn good music.
However, I am impatient. I held on to Hellsing for many years, but it's loosing its touch and I'm loosing my intrest. Still holds a dear place in my heart, though.
Agreeing with you there. Also, Seras' nose is scaring me in that picture.
She looks like a typical English broad but with good teeth. Realism.
Ohoho, never thought about it that way.
Bah, now I want to see other realistically depicted Hellsing characters (not bishified as they are). Stupid thread, making me want things.
Everyone in Hellsing has horse teeth. FUCKING EVERYONE.
So, they all have cockmongler teeth...
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
hueg teeth are hueg
BUT 3D PIG DISGUSTING
Damn, I never realized how awful the artist who did Alucard's gun must be. Rifling doesn't work that way.
HAVE SOME WALTER
WHY THANK YOU
fuck these are ugly
Seras looks cute, but nothing like what I envisioned her. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PIGTAILS.
THANK YOU INTERNET