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it's that time again huh? HUH?
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You're six months late.
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A girl once kissed me on one of my cheeks, best moment of my life.
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Today, as I was leaving the bus, I brushed a woman's breast. It was warm, and squishy.

So ronrey...

;__;
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>>11277667

I was at a new years eve party a couple of years back. There was this hot asian girl who i had my eyes on. Me and my friends were party hopping and were in the process of leaving (saying good bye and shit) my friends had already started walking back to the car when that girl came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.

I has no idea what she was doing, I hadn't said a word to her all night and she had a hell of a time even reaching my cheek because I was so much taller than her. Since i'm a fucking idiot, as soon as she did that I followed my friends and left without a word. Why am I so fucking stupid when it comes to girls?
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>>11277667
lol fag

at least one pecked me on the lips
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I have a long distance girlfriend I haven't met, and another girl that likes me, and she's close to me. The long distance one is hot and is a virgin, but immature as hell. The other one isn't a pretty but has a sweet rack. What would /a/ do?
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Few days ago, I was leaving the video store to go to burger king. I didn't want to unlock my bike so I just lifted it up with my right.

Two giggling high school girl walked by and said, "Wow you're strong!"
I replied, "Nah..."

I walked toward burger king, they trailed behind me. I squeezed between the end of a fence and some shrubs.
The girls said, "Do you need help?"
By the time she finished her sentence I already made it past the obstacles. I replied, "Nope!"

I continued walking toward burger king while they headed toward the sidewalk.
One of them called out to me, "Bye bye!" And then giggled some more.
I replied, "Ah... Bye."

I don't think I even looked them in the face once.
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>>11277847
Go after them both.
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>>11277875
>Cower in a corner.
Fixed.
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>>11277847
Hard to say. I'm lucky in that I have a cute girl with a nice rack and a cute butt. Not to mention she's a virgin too. Rare to find these days.

Your best bet is the girl you can get in real life. I mean, she has a nice rack, right? And you didn't say that she was particularly ugly. Just not as pretty.
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>>11277847

The correct answer is both. You should be able to pull it off too since the chances of them finding out about each other is slim as long as you keep your fucking mouth shut.
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>>11277886
>she's a virgin too

And she'll most likely stay that way. Enjoy your cold showers.
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>>11277862
;_;
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>>11277931
Bitter anon is bitter.
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>>11277886
Whoa an actual answer. Thank you anon. I'm thinking of dating both, since they probably won't fins out I'm dating the other one.The long distance girl is 5 hours away, but her mom is a lesbian who hates men. Does this make me a bad person? The closer one isn't ugly, just not as pretty. The prettier one never brushed her teeth though, so her mouth is... disgusting.She acts like a kid too. It's annoying.
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I dunno Anonymous. I was a shut-in for 3 years, lurked /a/ that entire time, and have seen over 600 anime, but I eventually fixed myself up. I gained confidence, got motivation, and am going somewhere in life. Hell, I even got a girlfriend.

If this retarded faggot can achieve some sort of happiness, then you can too, and most likely twice as better than I can.

It's fine if you don't believe me. But I know you're capable of greatness Anon. Even if you don't believe in yourself.
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>>11277946
>Bitter anon

Why must you be so redundant? I thought the bitterness was a given?
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>>11277951
For some reason I can't get past a girl who has a disgusting mouth even if she is pretty. I mean, just look at those hot asian chicks that scream DENTAL PLAN. And you don't need to deal with a girl who acts like a kid. Trust me. Not worth the effort.
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/a/ - Anime & Manga
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Today at work, I was doing inventory and I was counting dresses. There was a shelf full of this dress that had no sleeves and had the breast area part feel like a bra. So I stacked about four of them and just squeezed them for about 10 minutes... Life-like texture... ;_;
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>>11277951

The other answers were serious too.

Again, the correct choice is both. Why would you take your chances with one or the other when they're both options and the chances of them finding out are practically non-existent.

Chances are things won't work out with either of them, so go for both and maybe you'll end up with one. If you do luck out and get both then you can decide which one to drop, or try juggling both.
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>>11277951
JUSTIN?!

YOU BASTARD, I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL THIS TIME FOR YOU AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BETRAY ME WITH SOME CHEAP SLUT?!

FUCK YOU.
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>>11277964
Can we believe in you who believes in us?
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>>11277977
Well I have been with her for 6 months. Also I have no feelings for either girl, not even friendship. I gave up on love when I was 17. I'm 20 now.
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>>11277617
When I see this pic I always think that the girl has a tail.
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>>11277964

Give us details for additional inspiration.
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>>11277993
;_;
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>>11277964
Mmmm one day I said that it was enough, I went to gym and lost some weight, tryed to go outside, but truly I was only wishing I'd be back at home to browse the internets or play videogames. I think my social skills are so wretched that they can never ever recover.
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Most of /a/ goes out partying regularly and gets laid a lot and shit.
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>>11278007
This is the correct advice. Unless you're definitely attached, no one says you can't go for more.

Even when you are, you still can.
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>>11277847

SPOILER: The girl is not actually a virgin, she's just a liar, like all women.
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>>11278007
Good point. I don't have problems getting women, I'm just anti social and date whatever asks me out. Which usually are crazy and emo girls. People tell me it's my hair. I shall date both and fuck caring.
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I love this thread.
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>>11277964
Dude, you got lucky. Don't raise people's hopes because you were the one lucky one.
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I'm just waiting for my Belldandy to appear.

;_;
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>>11278069
She wont.
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>>11278051
No she has a shit personality, high standards, and is disgusted by penises. She hasn't even kissed a guy. The other girl had sex once, so whatever.
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>>11278108
No she is just incredibly immature. Though I do think she is bi, but is disgusted by that too.
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>>11278095
Disgusted by penises? Sounds like you're dealing with an angry dyke here.
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>>11278095
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> No she has a shit personality, high standards, and is disgusted by penises. She hasn't even kissed a guy.

That means she's been raped, and therefore is not a virgin. She probably also has Teh AIDS.
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>>11277964

BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.

Gods, I dunno about the rest of ye, Anon, but that series is never gonna get old for me.
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>>11278095
Sluts, both of them, lying sluts.
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I know exactly what holding a girl in your arm feels like. I'll try to describe it.

Well, physically, it's like hugging a rolled up blanket, except it's warm, it's soft yet solid (the tighter you sqeeze, the harder it pushes back).

However the best thing about holding a girl in your arms isn't really the physical feeling. It's the emotional fulfillment you get.

The feeling of being close to another human being.
The feeling that you're loved, accepted.

It makes you feel warm.
It makes you feel at peace and you forget all the trouble in the world.
It makes you feel simply happy and content.

Unfortunately, I've only experienced it once (which is probably still better than a lot of you), and it was the BEST DREAM EVER!
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>>11277951
According to >>11278108 she was raised by a lesbian, which explains the disgust for penises.
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>>11278125
Mmm bisexual girl
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I have no problems with girls. I just can't "close the deal." You know how when you are at a party, and things between you and girl are really clicking and there is obvious sexual tension? Now at that point, you grab your balls and imply that you and the girl should have hot, hot dickings. But I get a little nervous and think that she'll get offended.

I have seen that since I've adopted an asshole-ish attitude towards women, they are around me more. I think what you have to do is not pander to them. Like if they say something stupid, don't nod your head go 'uh-huh.'
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>>11278137
PS3 SUXYOU JUST LOST THE GAMe
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>>11278118
I just rewatched episode 13 and the final battle.

If only I was manly enough to attract women and eventually get a kiss of death.
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ronery threads belong in /jp/.

moot agreed, don't bother him about it.


that aside,
so ronery ;_;
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>>11278160

I can't do "Uh-huh" and sound like a dick. Can I substitute going "Hmmmm" in a dick way?
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>>11278194
They get deleted by the nazimods of /jp/
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Thank you for the help /a/ I shall date both girls! They're both crazy and lonely, so I may not live long, but I shall spend my final days.
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>>11278252
>crazy and lonely

Hope you got a nice boat.
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>>11278095
if she doesn't like the pOnOs what is she doing talking to you?
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>>11278187

Dedicate your life in the glory of the GAR ideal. Use whatever meager talents you have, Anon, to chisel out a monument befitting of the one true path of manliness. FIGHT, STRIVE to separate yourself from the weak and pitiful, and CLAIM your birthright as a MAN.
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>>11278267
I do too. I live near a lake, and so does the one girl. I guess I should watch school Days for inspiration on what to do now.
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>>11278252

Confucius Says: When you surf on sharks, be sure to avoid nice boats.

Just don't do anything stupid and you'll be fine. Real life isn't like anime.
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>>11278295

His is small enough that it doesn't count as one.
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>>11278222
It depends. As long as they know you didn't agree with what they said. This brings me somewhere else. Girls like confrontation. Not serious arguments but they just like being opposed.
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>>11278295
She wants someone to love her because she's lonely and all of her family hates her because she is a spoiled brat. No one at school likes her because she's goth and shy.The other girl is the same way too actually. Shit. Why am I dating these girl?
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going to bed with a girl is nice...

except it takes a bit of getting used to. its pretty obvious but having a girl sleep on your arm causes all sorts of grief like your arm going numb and then you cant goto sleep yourself. also there's that whole bit that when you're intertwined you try to move slowly so you don't wake her but it gets frustrating after a bit...

and then there's those few times when she shifts and then elbows you IN THE FUCKING EYE
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>>11278366
How the fuck do you know? Dont you get executed for having sex in the Middle East?
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>>11278323

Fair enough. I'm actually not that bad at talking to women I just:

A) Have a hard time intiating conversations with them
B) Have no idea of how to proceed after I get them talking. I speak with them, the conversation ends and that's it.
C) Also have no idea when a girl is interested.
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>>11278345

Because you want Vagoo. Also to avoid loneliness.
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>>11278380
I'm actually a transfer student in america now
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>>11278380

If you read his post he doesn't say anything about having sex with one. He probably jut ended up sleeping next to them because he's poor and lives in a shit country.
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>>11278433
Hahaha oh wow, you're one to say, American.
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Attention all ronery people -- You're not missing out. People who are more socially in-tune than you, believe it or not, are not happier than you. They might feel like they are, but it's a shallow happines.. The world is shit. People are shit. Women are shit. Men are shit. It all sucks, you're not missing out.

Me? I'm more disappointed that I don't live in a 2D fantasy world than I am disappointed that I don't party or have a girlfriend. Real people suck, they're shallow, boring, vain, irrational, and not as likable as 2D people. I have a few close friends that are pretty much as jaded as me, and I have /a/non. And I'm better off this way than I would be partying and getting laid.
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>>11278388
Oh yes, I want to. I was suppose to meet the one in January for that, but her dad flaked and she couldn't make it. Fuck.Yes the lonliness. I use to be ronery, just like eveyone here, but then women started likeng me because I talked more. You can do it too anon!
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>>11278450

Who the fuck says I'm an American? Also even the US would be better than a shitty third world country.
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but seriously... she did elbow me. it fucking hurt .
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>>11278474

Shit, you're right. Why are people so worried about getting a girlfriend when she's just going to be a shallow pig disgusting bitch?
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>>11278481

I think it's a little late for me. Plus I hate most women anyways.
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ironically, all the times I had gay sex, none of the guys ever elbowed me or did anything like that when we slept naked together after. it's weird. maybe its just girls .
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>>11278538
To not be alone and fuck her of course.
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>>11278576
No. Enjoy your eventual suicide.
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>>11278481

What fulfillment do you get from that, really? Fake conversations with someone who doesn't even know what the fuck is going on with herself, let alone how anyone else. Why do you consider it an improvement?
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>>11277862 here.

I want to change how I can't frigging talk to girls at all. And being shy and unsociable.

That's partly why I enrolled for practical nursing course in college. Coming September, my classmates are going to be 5:1 girl to guy ratio.

You think I'll survive, /a/?
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>>11278538

You got it all wrong, we men are the pigs, it never changes.
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Why do nerdy girls go for the hipster type of 'nerd' (read: guy who postures about being nerdy and owns a mac) or jocks?
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>>11278541
It's never too late! I don't care if you're 50, go hit on the old chicks that work at Wal Mart or something. They're poor and Lonely. You can get them for sure!
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>>11278371
A) This is hard for me too, but the best results when I've introduced myself to a girl is not to say anything about her. Like I've asked girls if my outfit matches or if I knew them through a friend(like myspace or facebook [everyone has one so it almost always works] ) Your body language is important. Confident smile and friendly tone makes you seem like you haven't been stalking her.

B) This is tough. I naturally talk IRL a lot so I can send a conversation every which way. At the same time, this is the point where you see if the girl is even worth talking to. Basically, if a natural back and forth conversation occurs, you are doing it right.

C) They usually look you in the eye a lot (don't look away). They also get closer than usual to you or even touch you more than normal.
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>>11278563

Maybe it's just me, but I'd actually rather distance a shallow bitch who's lying to herself than embrace one. I've had girlfriends, it was a waste of time. I've had sex, it was nice, but nothing mind-blowingly amazing. I just really think such a focus on girls and fucking is misplaced, so that normalfags who need more social contact to operate have something to live for.
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>>11278583
Because women love faggots. How many times do we need to establish this?
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>>11278576
I was in a 20:1 ratio in an office training program (ranging in ages from 18 to 40-odd). You'll survive, and likely have a new appreciation for women (and how nuts they can be at times).
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>>11278556
Solid Snake Voice: YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?


anyways anon just have confidence and have a good topic to talk about. or at least be entertaining. hell one guy I know got the attention of some girls by simply showing them his 4chan folder of cats form caturday. all the girls started to gush like simpering idiots and soon enough all sorts of conversation opened up as they asked him where they could get pictures like these
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I broke up with my ex a year ago, I'm a postgrad student. She was the only girl I have ever dated. You don't know true roneryness until you do a phd. Believe me. In a way it's comforting though.

All those bravado filled girlfriendfags will come crashing back down to earth when they break up with their 'dream girl'. I love seeing their bravado crack when that happens.

I've just been sitting here in my apartment (admittedly it's nice, it's near hyde park in London) - listening to the Kaiji soundtrack on loop.
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Wow... /a/ really is dead. This ronery thread is nothing like past ones.

/a/non hivemind deciding 3D girls are worth the effort? What's happened to you?
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>>11278576
You may, but probably not. You can always lock yourself in your room and be here with us. The grils will all go off to clubs together leaving you alone. Plus nursing school is hard, so none of you will have much free time for dates and such. Maybe a hook up, but not much else.
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>>11278660

They happen too regularly for a monday nighter to be a big one.

Wait until Fri/Sat night.
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>>11278660
This one hasn't been too bad. Many of the posts recognize 3D women as being batshit insane, shallow or pig disgusting.

Plus I think we just sent a guy on path that will eventually put him on a nice boat.
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>>11278635
>where they could get pictures like these
I bet that took some skillful lying to get out of
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>>11278700
Not anymore. Caturday is mainstream now, remember?
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>>11278635
>simply showing them his 4chan folder of cats form caturday. all the girls started to gush like simpering idiots and soon enough all sorts of conversation opened up as they asked him where they could get pictures like these

cool, now we know where all the newfag camwhores who think this is hotornot.com come from.
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>>11278669

I'm just trying to figure out how the normalfag cancer that's been killing 4chan finally made it's way to nightshift /a/. Just a month ago, a ronery thread on /a/ would've been endless bitching about how pointless and unfulfilling the real world is, and how we couldn't have our 2D waifus for real. Now it's filled with people trying to do better for a shitty 3D waifu.

Wherever you are, NEETs of /a/, we must regroup somewhere. I don't know when or where, but we must.
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>>11278474
>>The world is shit, etc.

Fuck that bosnian faggotry.

Life is fucking grand, and you only get one shot at this shit. Sure you can just sit there and let all the good things pass you by, or you can actually do something and break out of that immature "life/world/people = shit" mentality, which only limits your growth and progress.

No one is telling you to give up your anime, eroge, and doujins. You shouldn't, but you should also try to enjoy the other stuff life has to offer. Because it's either gonna be:

1) Life is somewhat fulfilling, and then you die.
2) Life is a bitch, and then you die.
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>>11278699
At least I'll die young and have had sex with two girls (well at least one). I'm downloading School Days now too.
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>>11278727

I did, faggot. It's all shallow and pointless.
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>>11278741
Now you'll know what you're getting into.
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>>11278741
Remember to write /a/ in your black oil like blood so we know it's you when they run the story in the news.
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>>11278725

/a/'s quality hasn't declined as badly as say... /v/, or /b/. I think you are exagerrating though I understand why. It's because of confirmation bias, ever since it was established how 4chan declined in quality (the normalfag theory), people have been latching onto it.

Just you wait until friday.

Also, for the record, anyone else find it hilarious how 4chan's quality jumps tenfold during valentine's day and new year's eve?
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>>11278741

I approve of you, /a/non. I always had more fun fucking with women and getting them attached to me only to push them away than I did actually trying to make them a companion and fucking them.
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>>11278722
>>11278700
He's one of those anon who seems to spread 4chan around rather then keeping it a secret. I always argue with him about 'stop breaking rule 1 and 2' to which he replies 'thats only when its raids'
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>>11278725
Maybe people just got fed up with bitching? Optimism > Pessimism.
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>>11278782

Yyyep, I love my fellow nameless geeks.
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>>11278601

I'm not that old. I'm not interested in older women either.
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>>11278788

LOL EPIC WIN! DASU! DASU!
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>>11278474
>>The world is shit, etc.

Fuck that bosnian faggotry.

Life is fucking grand, and you only get one shot at this shit. Sure you can just sit there and let all the good things pass you by, or you can actually do something and break out of that immature "life/world/people = shit" mentality, which only limits your growth and progress.

No one is telling you to give up your anime, eroge, and doujins. You shouldn't, but you should also try to enjoy the other stuff life has to offer. Because it's either gonna be:

1) Life is somewhat fulfilling, and then you die.
2) Life is a bitch, and then you die.

>>11278660
That mentality is for /jp/ now, it's far more hiliarious to act ronery there. Every Anon worth their salt should be lurking both /a/ and /jp/ anyways, since they are the same board.
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>>11278790
Pessimism is easier. And if you have enough, it eventually warmps into some type of twisted optimism.
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>>11278790
Pessimism is funnier than optimism. If you want to promote optimism, promote optimism about how to better your own fucking life for your own fucking benefit, not... 'IM GOING TO DO ALL THIS STUFF JUST TO GET A GIRL!"

For example, I'm going on daily jogs right now, not to get fit in order to pick up a girl, but in order to just feel healthy again.
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>>11278790
Pessimism is easier. And if you have enough, it eventually warps into some type of twisted optimism.
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I was at a party one time when I was 14, I was just standing by the pool minding my own business when some jackass belts out the loudest yell he could muster and yanked my swim trunks down. Everyone in the pool and surrounding area turned and looked...............my penis was out. An uproar of laughter ensued and the next day at school I was nicknamed "inchdick"

"Hey Inchdick!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"How's it going Inchdick? AH HAHAHAHA"

From both guys and, especially, girls. I now hate the human race and hope all you fuckers die and burn in hell.
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>>11278811

I tried to do the normalfag thing, I didn't get any fulfillment. So I go back to my wapanese fantasy worlds because IMO it's time better sent.

What I'm doing in this thread is trying to stop anonymous from getting his hopes up. It must suck to put tons of effort into becoming more social only to discover a world that's one big sham.
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>>11278602
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> B) This is tough. I naturally talk IRL a lot so I can send a conversation every which way. At the same time, this is the point where you see if the girl is even worth talking to. Basically, if a natural back and forth conversation occurs, you are doing it right.

I can get the natural conversation back and forth, but I don't know what to do after that. Should I just tell a chick that we should hang out or something and try to get the phone number if I can get a 10-15 conversation out of her?

This has always been the biggest issue.
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today i learned how bad of a kisser i am
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>>11278843

Haha, fuck you inchdick.
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I just woke up from a crying spell in my cold bed. Why was I crying? Horo will never be real...........
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>>11278843
Actually I would blame genetics and shrinkage. If your ponos was larger at the time it would have worked to your advantage.Then you could have inserted it into a 14 year old vagoo
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>>11278838

Hi anon, you seem like my kind of guy. If I were gay, I'd propose we have sex.
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>>11278765
>>11278769

I will if I have time. Though neither girl has the strength to stab me, or access to a gun, plus I'm pretty strong, so I may live! Take that Makoto!
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>>11278890

/a/non all you have to do is make yourself unreal as well. Then you can be with your delicious 2D waifu
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after a while u get used to the loneliness, and just live
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Never really thought about getting into a relationship. I don't actively pursue anyone, and would probably be oblivious to anyone pursuing me, though I'm not particularly bothered by that either way.

Sometimes I think it'd be nice to have someone warm to sleep next to at night, though. Like a stuffed animal, but responsive.

Maybe in the winter. It's too fucking hot right now.
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wtf am I supposed to talk to girls about? politics? philosophy? I can't go up to a girl I don't know and ask her what she thinks of jean paul sartre
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>>11278890

It is alright man, I am right there with you, I need some one to help me with my financial problems with this shitty economy, while also being a goddess. Word.
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>>11278576

I used to work in a nursing home. There were around 100 employees and about 5 of them were male. Needless to say I didn't get any pussy.

However this is because i'm a total moron and can't tell when a girl is interested until it's way too late. I had one girl invite me out to something and when I told her I was busy, she said that I could buy her dinner sometime, which I laughed off because I figured she was joking. I had another girl who left and got another job but dropped by occasionally during my shifts and always mentioned how much she missed me.

The saddest thing about this is that I liked both of these girls, but was too stupid to pick up on anything.
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>>11278896
I'm now 24 and it's still the same goddamn size. And no, I was not in and had not ventured into the pool prior to the......incident.

I got shit the rest of the way through high school and, wouldn't you know it, college as well. Had the luck of having some people from my high school in some of my classes. Fuckers spread the shit again.
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>>11278923
Are you telling me to kill myself?
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>>11278635

This is good advice. Girls love Longcat, Towercat and Zippocat.
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>>11278474
fucking signed
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>>11278970
Well of course not, hardly anyone, let alone a female, can hold an intelligent conversation anymore.
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Every mistake you make with women makes you better because you learn and improve.

Never taking any more chances because of a few bad experiences will never make you successful. So go make mistakes, you only live once.
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>>11278782

This is true. /a/ has probably suffered the least from the influx of noobs.
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>>11278968
Welcome to life. This kind of shit gets worse as people get older, not better.
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girls never look at me anyway, im just not anything special
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>>11278986

Is Horo dead?
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>>11278861
That's what I do. I usually just give the girl my cell phone, and they get they message. But if not...

"What's this for?"
It's a cell phone. You put numbers in it.
"Oh."
Yeah now give me your phone.

Also, call her immediately just in case she gives you a fake number.
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>>11278676
Yea I'm pretty scared about nursing right now.

I suck at talking to girls, AND I would have to work with them in groups and shit.

Plus I'm the kind that gets nervous around girls I'm attracted to and and have my IQ drop by 50. One time I tried to drink out of a sports bottle (the kind you squeeze) when I was talking to this girl. Only, the top wasn't put on and I dumped water on myself not once but twice.

>>11278959
>There were around 100 employees and about 5 of them were male. Needless to say I didn't get any pussy.
Fuuuuuuuck. Only two of them hit on you?

At least you got paid well right? RIGHT?
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>>11278945
>Sometimes I think it'd be nice to have someone warm to sleep next to at night, though. Like a stuffed animal, but responsive.

no, it's not nice, its fucking annoying sharing a bed with someone, which i had to for half a year...sure it's nice in the beginning but then after that it's just annoying and they're basically taking up your bed space, and then you guys don't end up holding/cuddling eachother to sleep like you used to, and you just sleep like you normally would by yourself, but just with less space. so yea, fuck that.
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>>11279012
*insert Kaiji screen-cap monologue here*
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>>11279012

I made one mistake and my girlfriend chopped my junk off...now what!?
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>>11278968

Sup Inchdick
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>>11278959
you gotta build that confidence. It lies domant in every male of the human race.

Try going to the gym, that's what worked for me. I listened to my faggy anime/videogame music while working out.

Just try something. Those women obviously want your penis, but you gotta be confident enough to want to jam it in.
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>>11278959
you gotta build that confidence. It lies dormant in every male of the human race.

Try going to the gym, that's what worked for me. I listened to my faggy anime/videogame music while working out.

Just try something. Those women obviously want your penis, but you gotta be confident enough to want to jam it in.
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>>11279040
Must have been one big mistake then.
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Every mistake you make with women makes you better because you learn and improve.

Never taking any more chances because of a few bad experiences (or lack thereof) will never make you successful. So go make mistakes and soon you will succeed. If it's difficult just remember that you only live once.
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>>11279010
Then what the fuck am I doing here? Alive I mean?

I used to scoff at people who prayed to God for everything. I saw it as a cope out to not facing your problems or looking for someone or something to blame. But now..........there has got to be a heaven, there just has to be. This shitty existence cannot be all that's going for us.

I want. My goddamn. 2D. Waifu.
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>>11278583
I know one computer nerdy guy who was dating a computer nerdy girl.

The girl dumped him for a 20 year old professor at MIT. The guy was just like "FUCK I CAN'T WIN!"
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>>11278970
Talk about music, everyone likes music. Even if you don't have the same tastes, it's something to talk about. Or Work, or school. Just general stuff everyone has to deal with.
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>>11279081
thats what everyone says, but it just feels awkward L(
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>>11279027
What? No. She's not even real goddammit. How can she be dead when she's not even real? Fuck you. fuck you.

Look at what you made me do.
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>>11279053
That's why we have king sized beds.
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>>11279071
dream harder
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>>11279081

What he said. Basically the same stupid shit you would talk to guys about.
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>>11279117
>will only love me

Not on your life
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Are there any real girls like Fujino from Hatsu Inu?
I mean like cute, mute and will only love me?
;_;
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>>11279065

I guess that's a decent outlook if you don't mind realizing that you spent your whole life lying to yourself on your death bed.
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>>11279099

by that do you mean when you wait up and you have a....

oh yeah, I am doing that already.
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>>11279099
>dream harder

Which means kill myself. Alright. Ok. Fine. Not actually a bad idea. Shit.
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>>11279081
If you're going to talk about music... do so about something that's not completely off the wall. I regret having my PSP filled up with random Japanese techno/hardcore, because they ZONE IN ON THAT SHIT.
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>>11279117
reality sucks ass doesnt it
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fapping to this thread right now
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>>11278970
random shit like "Man I'm hungry"
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Aren't ronery threads banned now?
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>>11279081
You can ask what they are doing(this only works depending on the situation)? Then lead the conversation from there?
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>>11279053
A year sleeping with my girlfriend and we still cuddle almost all the time
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>>11279102
Then what are your hobbies outside of anime/ 4chan? Something people can relate to. You have pets? Talk about them .I have never met a girl that hated cats. You watch a lot of movies? Talk about whatever shitty comedy is popular.Just remember your goal.
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>>11279154

Oh, you want a pedo thread instead? God, you're pathetic.
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>>11279097
they roll over usually, or try to kick you off in their sleep, and when it's summer time...it's even worse, and i rather have a king sized bed to myself
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>>11279031

The pay was pretty shitty, and most of the women who worked there were out of my age range (Too old).

If you adjust it to girls who were actually within 10 years of my age it was probably more like 25-30. There was a third girl who was always asking me to go out with her and saying that I was her boyfriend, but she was DO NOT WANT, so I didn't mention her.

Regardless 3 out of 30 or so isn't too bad when you consider that I'm overweight and not very good looking, and have shitty social skills. My friend who got me the job also mentioned to someone that I was a virgin too, so almost everyone in my department (Including at least two of the girls who liked me) knew too.
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>>11279154

Tired of talking about your plans to lose your virginity when you hit 25?
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>you gotta build that confidence

LOL.

Love this.

Excuse of every nerd that lucked out from Tokyo to New York to Moscow. You didn't get that girl because you were 'confident' you vain faggot, you got lucky.

Accept it.
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>>11279154
Is that why the sister thread got deleted?
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>>11279192
Hobbies... outside 4chan... I don't understand.

I'm supposed to talk to girls about video games?
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>>11279029

Wait, so you call them right after they give you the number? That sounds kind of pathetic, are you sure that's a good idea?

I think it would be better to call a few days later and if she gave you a fake to just move on.
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Fuck this shit, I'm gonna watch Yu Yu Hakusho again

;-; Botan... Mai original waifu
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>>11279215
No seriously confidence really makes a difference. Lack of confidence is like chick repellent. But of course you wouldn't believe an Anon like me since all anons are lonely.
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being a virgin still is kinda meh, i wonder how far i will go till i get laid
EXTREME VIRGIN HERE
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>>11279055

You're right. But even if I was confident, I probably still wouldn't have picked up on any of that though.
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>>11279029
Fake numbers? Do people really do this? I never had it happen nor know people that it happened to.
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>>11279154

This coming from a guy who thinks he married to a Luck Star character.
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>>11279215
if you don't have it at least try to fake it.
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>>11279243
>Lack of confidence is like chick repellent.

Take you /b/speak to /b/ you normalfag. No one wants your bravado here.

And NO, fuck your shit about confidence, it's just vanity to build up a foundation myth about how you 'got the girl'. It's all bullshit.
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FUCK ALL Y'ALLS GIRLY WHINING!!!!!! ALL I NEED IS MY FLESHLIGHT AND MY YOPLAIT YOGURT!!!!!!!!

FAP FAP FAP OH GODDAMN STRAWBERRY CHERRY BANANA NIGGERS!!! FAPF APF APFAPFPAPFPAFP
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by the way, try this, I got a lot of friends and a girlfriend with it:

stop trying to impress people or even initiate discussions. use your intelligence (if you have any) to be funny at times in say, school, university, workplace or any other place where you hang around people. I noticed that if you pull a funny joke every once in a while, before you know it people start gathering around you.
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>>11279229
That would work, depending on the girl. Look for signals that she plays videogames in this case. But girls that would have signals like these hanging outside really should be the ones that you are avoiding since they're just trouble from my experience.
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>>11279191
Not really. I just couldn't think of what to say. I like this picture. It is very romantic. In fact, it's the second most romantic kiss I've seen in any sort of media. but I know that, no matter how long I live, no matter what I do, I will never experience anything like this. Oh there is any number of reasons as to why. But it doesn't change anything. i will never know what it's like to like someone and have them like me back, I'll never know what it's like to kiss someone like this. It's super depressing. So I don't like ronery threads. All they do is remind me of this fact.
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>>11279029
>Also, call her immediately just in case she gives you a fake number.

Why even bother if she does that?

Who would want to extend themselves to such lengths? Fuck it.
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Admission time: I attract tsunderes. Despite what anime tells you, it's neither a blessing nor a curse. They can be great fun, especially when you send mixed signals. I see it as perfectly fair, seeing as they do the same on a regular basis. My favorite game to play with them involves double entendres and seeing how many times I can get them to blush in a day. I'm single, but currently it's by choice. Life's complicated, and I don't really want to give up this lifestyle at the moment. Someday, though...
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>>11279282
>This coming from a guy who thinks he married to a Luck Star character.

Who cares? This is /a/ you faggot.
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>>11279298
Lol fuckin Satoshi
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>>11279029
Why not text her or something? Who gives out there home phone number anymore.
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>>11279284
Wait, I have to go outside to meet girls?

Fuck this shit.
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Oh hey, I almost missed a ronery thread.
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>>11279264
But I don't have a hole digging shota to inspire me to bluff courage and confidence as I inspire him to dig us out of a cave in.
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>>11279081
>I like amon amarth
>what's that
>viking metal
>oh (conversation ends)

>>11279161
>what are you doing
>(she answers)
>oh that's nice (conversation ends)

>>11279192
>this is the problem, I don't have many interests outside of animu and the vidya. I like cars. We all know how much women like to talk about cars.
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>>11279291
>
> It's super depressing. So I don't like ronery threads. All they do is remind me of this fact.

Good, GTFO then.
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>>11279338
I was never here to begin with.
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>>11279259
If she gave you a fake number, then she wasn't worth it in the first place, 9 times out of 10 (look out for that 1 time, though).
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>>11279234
No I mean as soon as you get your phone back or whatever, dial the number (while you are still in front of each other). When her phone rings, you can say you made a mistake, or if you want to get cheeky, say that you were just making sure.

Also, many girls like to text message. This could be good or bad.
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>>11279282
Perhaps the same could be said for all of /a/?
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Taking advantage of a girl's interests and abiding (or faking it) to them can land you a one way ticket inside their pants, just have to play your cards right. Works almost every time with the weeaboo girls I meet.
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>>11279355
go to bed satoshi
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>>11279305

He's complaining about a loney thread, it's hypocritical.
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>>11279355

You pretend to like yaoi?
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>>11279383
I knew a dude who did that and downloaded gigs of yoai every week, girl dumped him after he told her he loved her one month into dating. He turned gay after that.
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>>11279291
>It's super depressing
isn't that the point of ronery threads? it's one massive tear filled circlejerk
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>>11279363

Go away.
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>the weeaboo girls I meet

SPOILERS: They're desperate.
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>>11279344
>Also, many girls like to text message. This could be good or bad.

It's usually bad. Most women I know that text are giggly-stupid-annoying.
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Delicious ice cream. You love me when no woman ever will ;_;
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>>11279371

Fuck you girlfriendfag. Go and fuck your girlfriend.
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>>11279291
i feel the same
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>>11279323
Somehow, I think that we're thinking of different Satoshis. I'm thinking Higurashi and am somewhat confused.
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>>11279401

Oh shit, that reminds me. I have ice cream in my freezer. brb.
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why bother checking to see if she gave you a fake number?

you'll know eventually, if she gave you a fake number she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you. there's no rush to check it.
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>>11279403
your that same guy from /jp/ huh?
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>>11279396
I was gonna, until you said that.
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It's so nice to see a ronery thread on /a/.
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>>11279215
"luck" is truly very, very rare.

It's called skill. That one guy you know is making money because he's skilled at what he does, that other guy is banging a hot girl because he's skilled with women, etc. Confidence is a skill.

Sure, you can sit back and blame everything on luck, or you can actually do something about it and build up your skill in whatever area you wish to improve in.
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>>11279413
I find it uplifting that there are people who are more pathetic than I am.
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>>11279398
I knew a 30 y/o female virgin. They aren't all utterly desperate (and no, she was not MAN THE HARPOONS either).
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How often do you fall in love Anonymous?

I've fallen in love around once per year since 15. Once during the winter and twice during the summer.

The first time I fell in love really hard, the girl had a boyfriend and was manipulating me for her amusement. Nothing happened between us. My heart got broken badly etc.

Second time I fell in love at summer camp. The girl hugged me since she hugs everyone. Thanks to her I'm not insecure about hugging girls anymore. Her goodbye hug was one of the best feelings ever. However over the year she fell in love with some jerk and ignored everyone else over AIM and such.

The third time I fell in love it was only slightly. This was at a different summer camp. The girl and I cuddled at times, but then confusing drama happened or something. I wasn't really sure what was going on, and when we had a chance encounter during the sunrise when no one else was awake she ran away from me and then accused me of stalking her.

The next year I turned 18 and I stayed in New York City for summer vacation. I didn't fall in love, but I was friends with three young teenagers a 13 yo a 14 yo and a 15 yo I think. I hung out with those girls, and those girl's other male friends, and did weird stuff. Getting drunk in the park at night, sleeping on the roof, hanging out in our underwear all the time and stuff like that. That summer was the first time I slept in a bed with a girl.

My life is following some kind of pattern here but I don't know where it leads. I also don't know if I'll ever fall in love again.
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>>11279427

Nope. I hate Touhou shit.
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>>11279419
Awesome. What flavor? I prefer chocolate. But not that fucking shit homemade chocolate, dutch chocolate is where it's at.
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I had sex last night.
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>>11279259
There are actual rejection numbers that when you unknowingly dial, a recorded comes up detailing why the girl you were talking to has given this number.
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>>11279437
>It's called skill. That one guy you know is making money because he's skilled at what he does, that other guy is banging a hot girl because he's skilled with women, etc. Confidence is a skill.

Ok faggot. Suppose it is.

The few people on /a/ with girlfriends did not get them through some mixture of sweet talking confidence vis a viz James Bond. They are simply using that as a smokescreen to the fact that, yes, they did get lucky.

Fucking 'confidence' bullshitters are the most vain fags on the planet.
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>>11279431

Either:

A. Pretend I didn't say that and leave

or

B. Stay in this thread and get dressed like you said that you do.

Which one seems like a better solution?

Live or die, make your choice.
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>>11279467
That's horrible, I'm glad it never happened to me at least not yet.
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>>11279479
Versus you, who claims everything is just luck as an excuse for your own pathetically weak personality.
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>>11279403

I don't think I have a girlfriend, I'll enjoy my hand.
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>>11279437

lol you're hilarious, you actually think that, don't you?
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>>11279492
You better.
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>>11279437
no amount of skill will make a girl fall in love with you
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>>11279467
Really. I've never encountered this. Most I've gotten was "Why haven't you called me?!" followed by me confirming the number, then finding that I switched one of the digits. That makes them feel better, but it also pisses them off to some extent.
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>>11279484
Over in Europe they have services for people to get SOMEONE ELSE to do the breaking up for them. Just. Wow.
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>>11279484
It might have happened to me. I dunno, girls teased me and laughed at me all the time back in highschool.
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>>11279400
I kno, but at least in a text you can control what happens in a sense. A text conversation gives you the chance to think about what you are going to say before you say it.
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Previously lonely anon here. Accurate depiction of my life right now.

...can I still be here guys? I like this place.
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>>11279459
Right, you keep telling yourself that.
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>>11279479

Like I said earlier, if you can bullshit your way to her heart/pants, DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>11279418
well I'm saying
>>11279355
>>11279298
are a from a guy named satoshi kyosaki
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I'm tired of my friends showing off their girlfriends to me, even though they're ugly as fuck. I WANT LOEV!
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>>11279503
>personality

lol wut?

Weren't we just talking about confidence?

Confidence is motivated around small talk, if that's your 'personality' then I pity you.

I've seen weeaboos who got lucky, that's just it. They GOT LUCKY, they were in the right place at the right time. Maybe this confidence shit applies to normal people, but nerds using it to big themselves up is just unforgivable. Be fucking honest you normalfag.
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>>11279389
Satoshi? Are you related to Jenn by anyway?
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>>11279512
GTFO.
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>>11279456
Oh wow. That's just freaky.

I have Turkey Hill brand Dutch Chocolate.
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>>11279512
No. Now go to /b/ so you can talk about your girlfriend and how last night was so cash.
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>>11279523
At least you don't need to deal with your roommate sleeping with his girlfriend in your room four times a week.
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>>11279512
Take your bravado elsewhere.
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>>11279448
Damn, I'm 19 and so far I have never fallen in love nor even a small crush.
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>>11279479
More like Anons fucking sucked at dealing with women, but a few of them managed to do something about it.

"Luck" is winning the lottery. Luck is catching the homerun ball. Luck is getting abducted by lesbian aliens from outerspace in their shitty ship called the Blue Drop.

Putting your penis into a vagina is not luck.
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>>11279549
LOCKS, DO YOU USE THEM?
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>>11279512
No, you're no longer welcome here. Go fuck your girlfriend or whatever non-ronery people do.
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>>11279549
I have to deal with that....

They just fucking RUB IT IN YOUR FACE.
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>>11279553
That's fine, there are some people out there that are like that. As long as if you are happy doing what you're doing, why would it matter?
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My significant other recently broke up with me on Friday. As I was walking home, I passed by a bridge over a murky, shit-filled river, and I wanted to jump into it and drown or die of an infection. It looked so warm and inviting, but I didn't have the courage to do it. I went home and tried to hold my breath until I at least passed out, but I couldn't even do that right.

The only thing keeping me alive now is the little crushes I have on /a/ tripfriends. Especially Cirno. I love him with all of my heart. I hope he comes back soon; I'm nothing without him. I once posted with an actual email address in the email field, and Cirno actually contacted me. That was the best day of my life. Maybe I should start doing that again, because I'm lonely and I wish I friends.
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See... ronery threads belong more on /a/ than in /jp/. You got that Grandma moot?
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>>11279484
>>11279505
Yeah. Shit like that really sucks, but that's the risk you take when actively looking for women. Shit like that is a small reason why I've almost lost respect for the whole gender
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>>11279571
>They just fucking RUB IT IN YOUR FACE.
And all over your bed.
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>>11279561
>More like Anons fucking sucked at dealing with women, but a few newfags from myspace heard about the hip secret internet club and came here.

fixed.
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>>11279528
lol gotcha
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>>11279571
Without clicking to see what you're quoting, that sounds hot.
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>>11279576

Ha ha, oh wow.

/r/ the screencap of the dude that bought a cake for himself copypasta.
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>>11279564
I can't lock my roommate out of my room, he has a key.

Also the second worst part is how he'll kick me out at 2AM sometimes so he can fuck his girlfriend

But the absolute worst part is that my roommate is a fat weeabo (taking a Japanese class, anime club member etc) who's into stuff like Bleach and One Piece and Avatar and shit.
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>>11279561
>Putting your penis into a vagina is not luck.

Forget it. You just twist my words and then go on a cacophony of bullshit.

Nerds do not get women with confidence, they luck out. Or they're naturally good looking.
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>>11279561

You are not the kind of person who belongs in this site.
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I'LL JUST END UP WALKIN'

IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN
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>>11279479
I'm not I've found that I'm more lucky when I feel that I'm more lucky. I know it sounds ridiculous. Perhaps feeling lucky is a skill?
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>>11279585
bullshit, I've been here far fucking longer than you have, and have seen far more anime than you ever will.

yet still i have managed some success with women. enjoy wallowing in your failure, while failures even bigger than you are actually enjoying life.
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>>11279599
Install a new lock?
Doesn't he have a room?
GET ANOTHER PLACE?
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>>11279568
She's thousands of miles away right now :( I'll just be fapping for a few weeks.
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>>11279576
I lol'd
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>>11279613
>Perhaps feeling lucky is a skill?
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>>11279599
>my roommate is a fat weeabo

Why not out-weeaboo the fat fucker and swipe his girlfriend? C'mon, you're powerlevel HAS to be higher than his.
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>>11279589
Lol, that was my first post, I know Jenn too and I like how you shat on him. I haven't had any updates on Satoshi from her recently though.
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Anons who actually meet girls, even if they get shot down or never man up to try should think themselves lucky. My life has been pretty much one long sausage fest since age 11, so I've not even had much opportunity to make mistakes to learn from.

>this is the problem, I don't have many interests outside of animu and the vidya. I like cars. We all know how much women like to talk about cars.

Think that's bad? We all know how much women like to talk about the respective merits of Python and Ruby, too.
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>>11279631
I second this plan solely because the very idea is hilarious.
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>>11279591
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>>11279519
I don't have a name on 4chan. I've always been anonymous. Sorry to disappoint?
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>>11279613
When you feel lucky, you believe in yourself more so you take more chances.
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>>11279614
> I've been here far fucking longer than you have

First sign of newfaggotry:

"Shit's so cash"
"Mah Girlfriend"

etc...

Second Sign of Newfaggotry:

"WTF? I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2003/2004!"
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RABBITS FOOT, DO YOU USE THEM?
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>>11279639
How the hell does that happen?
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>>11279528
Lol dun worry u may be a faggot, but your a successful makoto so rock on fag.
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"Jenn is that tripfag your friend? because he's been calling me out in that thread"

WHY HALLO THERE SATOSHI
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>>11279631
The girl isn't going to fall for me just because I have a higher power level. Besides I don't want her, and I don't want to make enemies of my roommate.

Next year I'm going to stop rooming with the gaia fag I'm rooming with now and room with a animesuki fag.
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>>11279644
Thirded
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>>11279649
And chances often lead to success. I'm glad it makes sense to someone else.
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>>11279683
Hoe about rooming with an /a/sshole instead?
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This thread has now entered autosage.

Ronery threads on /jp/ barely get 100 replies.
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Hey guys. I'm sad.
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my ice cream is gone ;_;
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>>11279703
That's cause /jp/ sucks.
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>>11279650
Why didn't that guy try to strike up a conversation with the guy at the counter? He knows what anime is, it's possible he is ronery too, or at the very least someone you could talk to. If not, he never has to speak to him again. He literally had nothing to lose by joking about it with him.
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>>11279698
Two 4channers would likely be like the Odd Couple or Grumpy Old Men, just with more violence.
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>>11279576
You too? I have a crush on MimW.
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>>11279638
It wasn't meant to be a question. Enjoy your ronery.
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I don't like normalfags. I'll be honest, I think normal people are the cancer killing 4chan. Look at /b/'s front page, it's all 'my girlfriend' this and 'my girlfriend' that, it's nothing but posturing bravado in my eyes and it doesn't contribute to the overrall quality of a board. Want to know why night time /a/ and previously night time /v/ were remembered so fondly? Because most of the people on 4chan at 2:00am PST are not 'normal' considering societal definition, often abnormal people are the most creative though, they take out their abnormality in artistic ways. That's why so many of them are good at creative writing (look at how many famous authors have been abnormalfags). And I'm not talking serial killer abnormal or, or anyone who feels the need to identify with pathetic subcultures like emo or scene, I'm talking about people who are just quite cynical and have an understanding of the term 'dry wit'.

In short, normal people are boring - they talk about normal things, their normal life with their normal girlfriend at their normal school/college/workplace with their normal friends eating their normal food and retiring to their normal apartment/house. They aren't interesting. Take that horse head dude on Nico Nico, he's clearly as abnormal as they come, yet he's absolutely hilarious as a result. The world would be fucking BORING without people like that. Basically, /b/'s content these days is normal people dealing with normal things in a normal way ('hey /b/, i fucked such and such a girl, but X problem happened, what do I do?') Tell me honestly, is that as hilarious as hearing anons give serious advice on how to jerk off over sleeping girls? Or hearing someone recount an genuine incest story? Fuck no.

Don't take this in an offensive way, I just don't want the normalfags spreading to other boards. Let's keep /a/ abnormal....
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>>11279698
I don't know any /a/non here at college sadly.

Maybe I'll meet one one of these days...
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>>11279730
Dude, you don't need to sage, thread is in autosage mode.
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>>11279716
I'm guessing it's easier said than done.

You cant just go 'HEY, YOU'RE A 25 YEAR OLD VIRGIN TOO?! LET'S WATCH GL SOMETIME!'

I mean, it would be pretty awesome if you could, and /a/ would be a lot happier as a result. But it ain't going to happen.
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>>11279719
Or it could be a couple of guys watching motherfucking animu and not being ronery by themselves, if you know what I mean.
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>>11279745
www.anonidate.com
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>>11279745
sadly, I a lot of /b/-tards at my school... and a /k/ommando. I go to a community college anyway so I don't have to room with any of them.
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>>11279722
Wanna go out sometime? I know an arcade that has Street Fighter 2.
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>>11279755
"Oh man, new episode of Boku no Pico is out!"

Ohshi- bad mental image.
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>>11279755
What? Since when did /a/ssholes watch anime?
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>>11279755
I do this with the two animesuki friends I know.

Also with the anime club once in a while (which is lamesauce).
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You know who I hate?

People who use the term 'sausage fest'.

It's like I ring up a friend 'Hey, want to come round mine and play bioshock?'

'Yeh sure, any girls coming?'

'Errrr..... no?'

'Awww man, dont want to go to no sausage fest.'

Seriously, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with hanging out with guys? Do we have to invite girls when we just want to geek out for an evening, order dominos and behave like slobs while rewatching some Ghibli movie for the nth time?

Fuck that.

/a/ itself is a sausagefest.

You know what boards AREN'T sausagefests?

/cgl/, /fa/ and /b/...

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions...
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>>11279758
I actually tried Anonidate. The girl I went out with had scars on her arms where it looked like she tried to commit suicide. Then she stopped talking to me afterward.
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>>11279719

I've met 4channers IRL before. Most of them are actually pretty laid back.
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>>11279755
No, I will not have gay roommate sex with you Anonymous.
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>>11279722
Aside from Cirno, I also have a crush on 40% and GAR expert. I want to have a polygamous relationship with them and be their loving slave-maid.
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>>11279512
too bad you're dating a nigger
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Any London wee/a/boos up?
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>>11279768

Where do you live? If you're withing a few states i'll make the drive.
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>>11279715
no it's because /jp/ has nazi mods
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>>11279784
>>/cgl/, /fa/ and /b/..
>>/fa/

wtf? 4chan has a fashion board?
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>>11279790

It's pretty bad that she was the one who stopped talking to you.
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>>11279768
Sorry, I only play Brawl, not those hardcore fighting games.
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>>11279730
From http://zip.4chan.org/a/imgboard.html
Anonymous
I have no interest in ordinary humans.
If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, people with horse heads, or espers here come join me.
That is all!
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>>11279722

Me too. I want to plow his tubby ass.
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>>11279805
I live in Oklahoma, which is several states away from anything. But I'm going to Otakon in Baltimore this year.
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>>11279822
Fuck yeah! Let's go "seach for mysteries" in my bedroom!
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>>11279784
My BEST FRIEND and I geek out every week. Guess playing vidya gaems together at around the age of 12 does that. lol no faggotry
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>>11279813
/fit/ has its share of females too. The HOW DO I LOSE 100 POUNDS IN 2 MONTHS?! kind.
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>>11279832
I'm not loli enough for MimW. ;_;
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>>11279798
Mexican actually
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>>11279819
I didn't have high hopes anyway. I know how girls are.
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>>11279835

Cool. We should meet up or something.
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>>11279841
LOL.

Females really do fuck up the quality of a board. They are part of the normalfag lot.
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New thread

>>11279801
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>>11279851

Even worse.
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>>11279751
I would personally be a romantic puddle of putty in the hands of anyone who spoke such words to me.

>>11279791
I have a date with Cirno this summer. I'm flying to Florida just to meet him.
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>>11279850
because I'm not into loli?
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Any Edmontonian /a/ssholes wanna hang out sometime? I need a friend ;_;
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>>11279850

Me neither.
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>>11279745
Best friend is a /b/tard who introduced me to 4chan so I would join said friend in /b/ but I went to /co/ instead. I know two people who go on /a/ and one is a retarded weeaboo who buys gaia items with real money every month while the other one is okay but won't stop talking about one piece.
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>>11279880

Why do you feel the need to start the same disproven argument every fucking night?
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>>11279881
lol Edmonton.
Despite living only 2 hours away, I've only been there once in 18 months.

orz
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>>11279902
Because others keep bringing it up. And nothing has been disproven.
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>>11279902
because people like me enjoy starting it out of boredom.
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>>11279903
Well then you should drive up here just for fun, you lazy prick.
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>>11279915

Can you just fucking give it up and admit that Konata and Shinobu are lolis? Liking a couple of loli characters doesn't make you a pedo. Shit, liking a lot of lolis don't make you a pedo, as long as you don't go for 3d lolis or move to Canada.
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>>11279936
No car.
Oh the years of living near work/school and public transit have spoiled me so.
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>>11279835

Isn't that a fucking ridiculous trip? People have given me props for making the drive there before, and I don't think I live anywhere near as far away as you do.
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>>11279952
Well then I can't argue with you anymore as I am in the same situation. I guess we'll be ronery together over the interweb. ;_;
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>>11279945
Me not being a pedo has nothing to do with that argument. Konata and Shinobu just aren't loli, regardless if I'm pedo or not. GODDAMNIT, I'm not having this argument again.
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>>11279983
Konata is 17 and Shinobu is 13.
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>>11279965
Not driving. My car couldn't handle such a trip, it's nearly as old as me. I'll probably have to take a plane or a buss.
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>>11279983

13 = fucking loli

So does having the body of a 13 year old.

You fail.
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>>11279999
17 is not loli, 13 doesn't have to be. Shinobu doesn't look loli in the slightest, and Konata is just short.
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>>11280023
just like how the moetan girl isn't loli amirite?
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I live relatively close to Baltimore. I should go to Otakon one of these days...
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AGE IS IRRELEVANT, BODY TYPE IS ALL THAT MATTERS FOR LOLIS.

ZAKURO IS NOT A LOLI, DESPITE BEING EIGHT YEARS OLD, BECAUSE SHE LOOKS 18.

KONATA IS A LOLI BECAUSE SHE'S AS FLAT AS A WASHBOARD.

SHINOBU IS NOT A LOLI BECAUSE SHE HAS DELICIOUS HEALTHY TITS AND THIGHS.

THAT IS ALL.
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>>11280054
Come this year, join my brigade!
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>>11280023

Shinobu is a little girl, that's part of the role she plays in the story. To claim that she isn't loli is ignoring the definition of loli. Also in before you post the same pic you always post of here where she looks like she's almost an A-Cup.

Konata is short, undeveloped and flatchested. She is a loli by your own definition.
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>>11280069
I lack funds at the moment.
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>>11280069

How do you join said brigade?
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>>11280023
underdeveloped bodies = loli
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>>11280076
Body type is what matters. Both Shinobu and Konata have small breasts... why is it so hard for you guys to get this?
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>>11280098
I'm friends with a 20-year old girl who is fairly short and has small breasts. We call her a loli often.
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>>11280091

I'm pretty fucking broke too. It's about a 6 hour drive from where I live, but I have a family friend who lives within walking distance from the BCC so that helps with the cost.

I should also be starting a new job in the next week or two which should help.
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>>11280122

You're the one who doesn't get it. Small Breasts on a short girl = loli.
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>>11280094
You have to find me and ask me. Then I give you a rank. Sorry, but the position of maid finder has been filled.
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>>11280150
Breasts negate loli. Loli is defined by looking prepubescent.
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>>11280064
>
> SHINOBU IS NOT A LOLI BECAUSE SHE HAS DELICIOUS HEALTHY TITS AND THIGHS.

What Love Hina anime were you watching. She's flat as a board.
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>>11280064
FANARTS =/= CANON
FAGGOT
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>>11280186

Every girls has breasts. The existence of them makes no difference, if they are small she is a loli.

Why is this so difficult for you to understand?
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>>11280190
Get out.
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>>11280152

What positions are open?
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>>11280252
Not everyone does. Breast development happens during puberty. Lolis must look like they are are prepubescent.
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>>11280262

What's the matter? Too TRUE for you?
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>>11280267
Whatever I think of, really. I'm open to suggestions. You also get a crudely constructed paperfan.
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>>11280279

Breast development happens during puberty, but there are small budding breasts, much like Shinobu's before that.

Konata still is at the small budding breast stage, which is why she's a loli also.
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>>11280341
There's a difference between "budding" and just being small.
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>>11280333

Cool. We'll have to schedule a meeting spot or something.
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>>11280373
I'm down. My email is A- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
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>>11280371

Exactly. Shinobu's are budding, they get bigger later, but they are small during the anime and most of the manga. This makes her a loli.

Konata's are not budding, they are the same size as they would be if they were though because she is flatchested. This makes her a loli.
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>>11280412

I wasn't suggesting you post contact info. I was thinking you could schedule a meeting spot, but then again, that could potentially be worse.

Although on second though, I really doubt anyone would try anything. Regardless the con is like 4 months away I guess you could figure out something between now and then.
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>>11280461
Anon is powerless outside his basement, So a meeting time would be fine, but we'll wait till closer to the Con to decide when and where. Hell, I may post where I'll be on /a/ before I leave.
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>>11280420
She's not "flatchested", they're just small. Its not hard to understand. Neither of them look like they are children, or prepubescent.
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>>11280589

Small breasts means flat chested.

By her own admission she is flat chested, why can you not understand this?



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