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Roomate

Chances of actual sex are pretty small, but fanservice would apply.

Who would you want as a roomate.
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misato, i saves the world i wants head. Fuck Kanji
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He could help me meet other muscle leaguers!
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>>11273188
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Rei. Imma get mah secks though.
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room mates are annoying faggots who don't live the way i live therefore they are inferior to me.
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Ohno.
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Although I'd probably regret it within a week...
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Sakura of course
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Ma Chao from that three kingdoms genderswap h-game.

For fuckings I would go with little brown girl gender swap Sun Quan or Sun Shang Xiang.
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Ever since I was six.
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>>11273269

you'd never get to sleep though
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>>11273209
Sweet hopping Jesus THREE DIKS?
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silly anon no one off of /a/ could have a female roomate
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If Gilgamesh VS Rin showed anything. Having this guy live with you would result in winning shitloads of money
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>>11273305
A female could have a female roommate.

I'll take Rei.
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>>11273271

And this Three Kingdoms Genderswapping H-Game you mention, is there a title you can share? Or anyone that can?
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Mai waifu of course.
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>>11273345
It's a shame you aren't a female then.
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>>11273209
Why not just have the real deal?
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MANkoto.
At least I would have free live porn.
I would just need to install a few cameras and God knows how many girls he would fuck.
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awesome room mate
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>>11273271

pics of little brown girls please
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>>11273385
You can always take the backdoor if he's feeling generous.
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>>11273401
Enjoy you're stuff being broken and raep at night.
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>>11273401
Aww shit. Thread over.
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misaki from nhk

she would help me leave my room and make me dericious meals ;_;
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I would take Phoenix as my roommate. Gets all the bitches, etc.
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She could eat my pizza anyday
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>>11273377
You need the real deal
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>>11273385
If the Taisuke x Kotonoha scene was any indication, he'll at least let you have his leftovers after he breaks them in.
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>>11273440
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>>11273404

Sun Quan
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>>11273448
I want Soul as a roomate
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Fighting over who the hell is doing dishes would be fun.
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She'd wake me up every morning by jumping on top of me. Then she'll feel my morning wood against her crotch and get all embarrassed and maybe give me a girly punch to the chest. Then as she walks out of my room she'd say "h-hurry up, breakfast is ready, you'll be late if you don't get up now" in a very nervously embarrassed voice.
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>>11273407

I don't think this is possible.
If even two girls is not enough for MANkoto, would one girl being shared with another guy enough to him?
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>>11273401
god dammit that can't be beat
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>>11273404

Sun Shang Xiang
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Nagato Yuki! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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You guys, you can't have a female roommate unless you're female which none of you are.
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>>11273553
sure you can
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>>11273553
We're talking in the anime world where men mysteriously happen to room with girls.

Read: Ken Akamatsu
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"So, uh, Duke I was just wondering if you could maybe keep your guns and stuff on your side of the room please."
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"Also... and also that woman's moaning kept me awake last night. So... uh..."
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"N-nevermind."
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There can only be one.
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>>11273579

gb2 college. Men can room with women in real life.
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>>11273598
Not where I went. I mean, you could rent an apartment with a chick or whatever, but you couldn't room with a girl if you were in a dorm.
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>>11273598
In apartments, not dorms...

I suppose they both apply, never mind.
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>>11273239

So...kickass warrior-babe + sympathetic otaku + brilliant musical composer?

I like your taste, sir.
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This one.
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>>11273627
She can fucking cook, too. Sign me up.
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who said anything about dorms?
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>>11273514

sometimes, when she's not in a great mood, she'll just try to wake me up by talking me to beside the bed. It's when those times, I'll pretend to be still sleeping and grab her, forcing her to lay on the bed with me. I'll smother her with a bear hug which she cannot escape from. She'll struggle at first, but then slowly begin to enjoy the warmth and comfort. When she realizes 10 minutes has past, she'll squeeze my cheeks really hard to wake me up and get into angry pouting mode again. But as she leaves the room, she'll whisper "thanks for cheering me up" with a gentle and soothing smile, as if she knew I was awake during the whole ordeal.
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>>11273147 Chances of actual sex are pretty small, but fanservice would apply.
Yoko sounds perfect for this.
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>>11273271
Post Lu Bu or GTFO
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>>11273686
>sometimes, when she's not in a great mood, she'll just try to wake me up by talking me to beside the bed. It's when those times, I'll pretend to be still sleeping and grab her, forcing her to lay on the bed with me. I'll smother her with a bear hug which she cannot escape from. She'll struggle at first, but then slowly begin to suffocate.
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I barely leave the house anyways, she'd pretty much be my waifu.
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Superior.
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>>11273739
She'll wet herself too, don't forget that.
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>>11273782
wow
good luck with your fucking annoying roommate
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>>11273782
Haruhi as a room mate would be exhausting
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im my dorm ill take makoto, kyon, kaiji and sunohara.
in the female dorm ill put ren (dearS), kotonoha, darry, chiri and kyou.

so makoto will bring all the bitches in, when they see he is having sex with another girl and the previous one is dumped she will search for some sex and kaiji will be crying in his room, kyon will be having wet dreams, sunohara will be messing around with the rugby team so ill be there for kotonoha
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>>11273718

Lu Bu is also a little brown girl. Best HCG set ever.
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>>11273660
This works out perfectly since I would never dream of fucking her anyway. But I could watch her sleep ;_;
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>>11273686
;_;
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>>11273879

probably the best censor I have ever seen
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>>11273816
Master Plan
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>>11273686

At other times, she'll walk into my room and decide not to wake me up straight away. Instead she'll kneel next to my bed and watch my sleeping face. As she ponders through her thoughts, she'll come up with an extremely embarrassing idea, which turns her face bright red. As she works up the courage to attempt her naughty plan, she leans forward, inching our faces closer and closer together. Before the moment our lips connect, I'll open my eyes. Dieing of embarrassment, she'll slap me on the face and jet out of the room. Not a moment after, she'll hurry back to my door, screaming "D-don't get any strange ideas! There was just some dirt on your face, that's all!"
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Gintoki,just because it seems natural
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I'll be happy enough just to share tea with her every morning.
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mutio. She could live in my bathtub (unless she would clean her own fish tank).
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We would play video games and watch movies and she can't sleep alone so I get to wake up next to her everyday.
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Late at night I'd watch her read, and slowly I'd help her become more human. It'd take a lot of perseverance but it'd be well worth it.
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> Late at night I'd watch her read, and slowly I'd help her become more human. It'd take a lot of perseverance but it'd be well worth it.
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>>11274079

Mutio is moé.
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You guys seem to be forgetting the two most important traits of a good roommate: quiet and out of the way. If I felt like being alone or needed to study I could just roll her up in a blanket and put her in front of the TV or something.

If I had to live with someone like Haruko or Kyou I would probably shoot myself within a week. They would be fun to have around, just not all the time. I might be able to tolerate it if tying them up and stowing them somewhere were an option, but it probably isn't and they would probably beat me senseless as soon as I let them go anyway.
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>>11274409
fuck yeah eve
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>>11273988
The best part of course is you'd get to watch her PUT ON HER THIGH-HIGHS
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>>11274432
Okay, you just sold me there, and I'm a Kotomifag.
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>>11274432

Oh god I'd have something better than a leg for her slip those onto if you know what I mean.
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>>11274015
Oh god, this. If picking a girl weren't allowed, it'd be this.
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>>11274448
Me too, but there's no denying the greatness of that.

This could be attributed to any other thigh-highed girl of course, Rin would be a good roommate if she wasn't such a bitch.
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>>11274079

You idiot, she needs salt water. You can put her in a bathtub. Have you ever seen what happens to a salt water fish if you put it in fresh water? Except for a few exceptions, they tend to die.
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>>11274079

You idiot, she needs salt water. You can't put her in a bathtub. Have you ever seen what happens to a salt water fish if you put it in fresh water? Except for a few exceptions, they tend to die.
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>>11274546
Hey, you know what makes bathtub water into saltwater? FUCKING SALT.
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A very normal roommate.
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>>11273774
This.
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>>11274674
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>>11274437
You could actually get drunk with Horo. She makes a great drinking buddy.
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>>11273816
Take away Chiri (she'd always make you do it in the missionary position "properly") and you have the master plan right there.
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>>11274731
Not in the doujins I've seen of her.
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hiyori
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Nobue brings in her loli haremu every night. I come repeatedly.
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best roomate ever
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How could you not want to wake up with this guy staring at you and saying "breakfasts ready"?
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>>11274848
Question: does she ever do it "properly?"
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My new drinking buddy.
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>>11275054
This makes me want a room-mate that I'm actually mortal enemies with, so we could have amazing feats of combat every day during breakfast or in the middle of the night.
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>>11275054
He comes with a reinflatable lieutenant, too.
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>>11274409 You guys seem to be forgetting the two most important traits of a good roommate: quiet and out of the way.
That did occur to me, so my first thought was Kirika. Then I realized it would preclude a closer relationship with her, so I said "screw it" and went with Doombitch for platonic eyecandy.
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>>11275154
Now my only two questions are: How old is his daughter, and does this imply that only men who are about 30+ or so are allowed to want his daughter's ass?
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I think she would make a fun roomie.
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Shinji.

I shit you not.

Girls would just get annoying, but Shinji is as pathetic as I am. Any anon who has been in a similar experience will tell you having room-mates constantly talking about how many girls they picked up last week is depressing.
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>>11275358
'Mortal enemies' seems like stretching it a bit too far. You'd be too busy trying to kill each other to enjoy the invigorating after-battle toast and marmalade. And what if you killed each other? There'd be blood all over the damned table cloth and that expensive $500 dollar couch you guys grudgingly agreed to pitch in to buy together.

Bitter rivals who annoy the fuck out of each other would work better. Unless you had a third roomie who was a cute girl you both happened to like, and would stop before shit got too far because she tells you to knock it off.

Then you could also have a climactic showdown towards the end: Winner gets the girl. Loser gets to be worm food.
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I think I'd get along with her.
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>>11275458
With comments like these we're getting closer and closer to having an actual plot for an anime here.
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Gregory House
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Yea I would not want a female roomate unless she was like I want to have sex with you and my 3 hot friends wouldnt that be a fun wednesday night?
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Fapping to her melancholic voice all the time.

Also I'll be motivated to praise and worship god.

I love you Azmaria!
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>>11275407

Seconded.
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seeing her around would be good for me.
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>>11273271
it seems we need a sauce for this, for the good of the empire.
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>>11275786
Oh, you'd strike up a meaningful relationship or something. Then you'd die tragically and she'd be all alone again.
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>>11273696
dat ass
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>>11273385
But your cleaning bill would be quite high...removing the huge amount of blood stains from the carpet.
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older woman..has a paying job can pay her rent.. has hot friends.. only guy she hangs out with is perhaps an even bigger loser then i am.
yay for Captain Milf
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I might die where I stand due to moe
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Haruhi, because she's fucking crazy.
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This is my personallity in a female body. We would have good times all around
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>>11276184
Holy. Sauce on this?
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>>11273253
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>>11274437

Sakura, hmm, not sure, she isnt my "favorite" girl..

Kyon hmm, I kinda like her

Blair Witch... A cat or human? Er, atleast life SHOULD be quite fucking interesting if I had to have her as a roomate.

Horo, having a half-god as a roomate? Well, should be interesting, if she would be willing to share her stories with me. But she would drink all my beer though... But it would be worth of it.

Tohsaka Rin, hmm, I would probably be the one to wake her up, if she didnt wake up to her own alarmclocks.
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Yuki.
Why?
Because sex WILL happen.
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>>11276791
Shikon Gattai Godannar

the epic ass belongs to the character Shizuru
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>>11277045
Could this perhaps be because she is a SLUT? Oho. You clever boy.
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She wouldn't ask for much, but give me more than enough in return.
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There'd never be a dull moment, and if anyone can help me get chicks, it would be him.
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>>11277395
Provided they don't just throw themselves at him and ignore you entirely.
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>>11277552
I lol'd. Enjoy your drill, Simon, nobody wants to turn it.
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I'd probably rape him.
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Kaiji ;_;
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>>11276183
This.

Oh the epic conversations we would have.
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>>11277552

It's all right, though because I believe in him.
I believe in him, who believes in me.
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Konata's dad would be a pretty kick ass room mate. I hated the fuck out of Lucky Star, but I have to admit that Konata's dad has fucking got it made.
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>>11277655
seconded. probably on both counts

the only trap to steal a place in my heart
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it doesn't matter about not having sex, she'd be the most awesome roommate ever. plus, puppet shows.
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Tina Foster. She would force me to drink all the time and to have a life, but would understand my hobbies as well and not criticize me for being a pedo. And maybe she would even let me fuck her every once in a while.
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Kiri from SZS
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>>11274437

This is the best answer.
Seriously.
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Ichijou from PPD. I would spend the rest of my life interacting with her.
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>>11277846
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>>11277846
lesbian sock puppets?
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so hey man you going to the ... are you posing again? guess you have to keep practicing. so anyways there's this cute girl in my class and would you mind geassing her? yes yes I know I said last week was the last time I'd ask but its not like you've stopped wearing those spandex things from last week either
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>>11273440
Correct. Then I'd let her dress up as a Neko while I addict myself to MMOs >.>
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>>11278234
Heh
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Kagami or Konata would make good buddies. I would play all the games with Konata, and I would like to be genuine friends with Kagamin. I would love nothing more than for kagami to confide in me, after ages of earning her trust.
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we can duel monster and try to get 5's on /a/!
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>>11278289
Seconded, though I would prefer Konata over Kagami any day.
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>>11278389
well i just love kagamin. I think a friendship with her would be much deeper.
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>>11278356
she would eat all your fucking food.
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>>11278121
maybe. what makes her even better is imagine walking into your room, and she's just cosplaying. fucking hawt.
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Shy, quiet, and mai waifu. What other reason do I need?



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