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McCain should be Griffith's corpse instead.
Obama isn't white
my powerlevel is too low to comprehend this one
Needs Dick Cheney. Some sort of all powerful animu deity who destroys whole countries with a menacing stare.
Who's Ron Paul?
I laughed. Hard.
Oh you were being serious.
Fuck you. McCain is awesome.
Yeah he is muslim
Hilary is going to rape Liberty?
Slan is hotter than McCain
America is gonna be fucked by both Obama and Clinton?
He's barely alive.
McCain is a sleazy piece of shit who won't do a damn thing to fix things.
I get a really bad vibe from him.
Sounds right to me.
mccain turns hillary into a demon who rapes liberty?
McCain has the hots for Obama?
Should have had the brainskull godhand for Mccain. Or the really fat on.
Actually, any of them but the sexy one.
If we vote for another bush we are fucked
America becomes a clueless retard?
You're right. McCain is going to die in eight years anyway.
I like McCain, but I do not think he is 2D sexy. Really, he should be Gatsu. He was in prison and beat to shit. Maybe he was even raped.
Void is too smart, and has an awesome voice in both Japanese and English.
Seriously, the english dub of Berserk is great.
McCain isn't another Bush. He is a republican though.
HE'S SO OLD AND WHITE OH NO
I was rooting for McCain in the 2000 primary. He seemed like the only Republican candidate who had his shit together.
OUR HOPE WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
Durr, Muslim is a race.
Not as bad as Obama was for being half-black.
OBAMA IS THE BLACK SWORDSMAN FOR A REASON
McCain is GAR
good thing mccain isn't a crazy neocon then
O hi I fixed the last one.
Don't feed the troll
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE
Obama is a sleazy piece of shit who won't do a damn thing to fix things.
I get a really bad vibe from him.
I can't tell if you're trolling or stupid.
Sage for /n/ and McCain fags in my /a/.
All the same shit when it comes to the Republicans. They're the reason we've been digging our own graves for the past 30 years.
America rapes everyone?
That looks true
McCain - a cool deity
Hillary and Obama - will fuck America if they got the chace
No. A Muslim is a adherent of the religion of Islam. Catholic:Catholicism as Muslim:Islam. It is not a race.
He wants to stay in the thousand year war.
I was making fun of >>11273263, who said he can't be white because he's a Muslim.
Wrong on both accounts. McCain is the best candidate fielded by either party in decades (though that goes to show how shitty the choices have been)
I'd rather have a president with military experience during a time of war rather than a faggot who read about it in a book
But he knows about War. Unlike Bush the man actually served in Vietnam. If he wants to stay in the war then he is going to stay in the war and do things right. Also he doesn't want to completely shit all over the Constitution like Bush does.
I loled hard
Rossiu = Obama
It's all the same shit.
This thread proves that Barack is True GAR.
Simple guide to american politics;
a man has tow puppets. Puppet A slanders Puppet B. Puppet B slanders Puppet A. Then you choose which will lead the country.
I'm sorry. During newfag summer my sarcasm radar becomes defective.
Mccain sucks, I'd take the woman before I'd take him. And wimminz always belong in the kitchen.
Maybe not the bulk of the Constitution, but he seems to have few issues with going against the Bill of Rights. He's not much better than Bush there.
I was trying to make a joke and say he was muslim but no one here picks up on my sarcasim.
Does he have a problem with the 1st and 4th Amendments? Because those are the ones that I really, really like.
So you're saying you're a moron? Do you even know anything other than what the liberal media's been spewing?
>Bush = Rossiu
Personally I wouldn't be happy if my country went over to other countries and knocked the shit out of them without putting it back together again. Sure, we shouldn't have done it in the first place, but as I see it we should take responsibility for what we've done.
in b4 GARack Obama.
You think that McCain is going to be any better than Bush at running the failed quagmire clusterfuck that is the Iraq war? McCain would only get more young soldiers killed by continuing to fight. We don't have to be in Iraq in the first place.
Bush doesn't have any military experience, and being a soldier doesn't matter anyway, because the role of a soldier is akin that that of a pawn on a chessboard.
We don't have the money to keep this war going.
Fuck the war, the next president has to be focused on the economy.
I'm supporting McCain, at least he'll put a stop to the torture shit Bush has been pushing.
We're the good guys, we don't torture.
Sup guys, herd it was pretty /b/ in here.
McCain is the only one moderate enough from both parties. That's why independents love the guy.
He won't fuck you up like Bush, and he won't destroy your economy like Obama and Clinton.
He's a republican that's not really a republican, which is why some hardcore republicans don't like him.
Black men earned the right to vote before white women ever did and the same will be true for the presidency. We will have a black man before a white woman. WHERE IS MY EXTRA 25 CENTS YOU PIGS?
Vietnam was a useless war.
MCCAIN WILL KILL US ALL
He helped draft a piece of failed legislation a while back that would force ISPs to monitor packets for downloads and uploads, put them into a checksum generator, and check them against known child pornography files. It also defined "child pornography" to include drawings.
This is exactly why I like McCain. It's funny, after all the shit the Republicans have gotten, they finally smartened up and now we can really see how retarded the Dems are.
We don't have to be Iraq in the first place. That's true.
But NOW, we have to be in that place for the long haul. The repercussions of abandoning that place will fuck America hard in the international political arena.
I guess someone has to vote for McCain, seeing as he's not going to win.
Failed bills are irrelevant anyway. L2politics
Point, I'd rather have US controlling the Iraqi oil fields than Iran
Exactly. The man should know a useless war when he sees it. A lot of people want us to pull out right fucking now but we can't do that. We ran into a country, fucked it up beyond belief, and to run out of it right now would be just stupid despite the fact that it was an unreasonable war to begin with. What we need to be doing is slowly withdrawing troops after teaching the Iraq army how to fend for themselves and pray that on his last day in office Bush doesn't bomb Iran who actually has Nukes, or instate a draft which would never get past congress anyway.
Anyone who thinks McCain will "finish this war with dignity" are fucking naive. It's a giant shithole, there is no chance for redemption.
The best choice is to get our asses out of there as soon as possible and then focus on rebuilding our international reputation and economy. Oh and that fuckhuge deficit we have.
Before McCain sold out to the Republican party. The McCain you liked is dead, he's just Bush's tool now.
All Republicans in Washington are the same and fail on the fundamental fact that they're conservatives and not liberals (they turned liberal into a bad word too). They exist only to fuck around with Democrats and have dragged the said party down to their level, not to actually run the country in the best interest of the people.
This is why party loyalty is stupid and full of shit.
It shows the kind of things he is willing to ignore to achieve peace of mind or security or whatever. Just because it was struck down doesn't make his part in it any better.
We want us to think we're the good guys, but we do torture anyway.
Ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
Oil's at $118/barrel, enough is enough this shit has to stop.
Not your fucking blog. You're always doing this and you don't seem to get that nobody gives a shit what you think.
Fuck you guys and your fucking blog posts.
That's not a blog post
GUYS I MISS /n/.
>On Christmas Eve 1968, a church service for the POWs was staged for photographers and film cameras; McCain defied North Vietnamese instructions to be quiet, speaking out details of his treatment then shouting "Fu-u-u-u-ck you, you son of a bitch!" and giving the finger whenever a camera was pointed at him.
Holy fucking awesome.
/a/ - News
Saging this thread before it turns into a racist circlejerk.
I don't think that is really what goes on in GITMO.
Hey guys, just paid $40 to fill up my car.
Who do I vote for?
refer to >>11273649
And the reason for the economy being as bad as it is due to stupid speculation and regulation. I thought that the fucking US would learn its lessons from Great Depression but it seems they were too stupid to understand that decade of fuckery.
You know why gas prices are this high? It's not even because of the war, it's because of dollar devaluation thanks to the Feds.
We've been there for 5 years and we still haven't made any progress. The only reason we're there is because of all the American contractors that are making business deals for cheap oil. We could pull out and we'd be fine, we were supposed to go into Afghanistan from the get-go.
PROTIP: The only people in this thread who say they support McCain are trolls.
We've thrown 3 trillion dollars into the desert trying to do just that, what has it gotten us?
You pay another $40 and drive to Canada. Seriously it is going to get worse with world population on the rise. Oil is up and rice is down because population is up. I go out to eat and I see five fucking pregnant people. FIVE. Stop having fucking babies and the demand will go down and the price will drop with it.
Added Corkus and Judeau
Fuck yeah Howard Dean! That guy is lulzy, I love Judeau.
Dick Cheney= Haruhi
Not the Democrats. They will mess up the economy even more. They think like socialists, not businessmen. But even then, McCain is not really that good at economics as well.
The only one good for the economy was the Mormon guy. And he's out.
We threw billions of dollars at our defense contractors. Fuck yeah. Better that then Medicare for illegal immigrants. Okay, now I'm trolling.
Mormons freak the shit out of me. I wouldn't have voted for him anyway given all the Texas press now.
It does. G-Bay is hell.
They can only get Medicare if they become Honorary Brit- I mean Americans
The only reason we're still there is because of IRAN. If America loses Iraq, that will crush the coalition it has around it with the Arabs.
Dude they just wait until they're about to give birth or are in life-threatening condition and show up at the hospital. They have to take care of them. We pay 'cuz mooticans don't like to wear rubbers.
Dick Cheney = Anti-Spirals
True, Mitt Romney has the only guy that knows anything about economics;
Hillary, Obama and McCain knows nothing.
Well, Bush also knows nothing about economics, so at least things won't get worse.
He makes the most sense in context. He wanted Caska from the start. Then Guts came along and they become friends and Guts gets Caska and...
FUCK I PUT TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS FOR IT TO JUST BE A TROLL.
How about we put all that money into a Apollo style program to get us off our dependence on foreign oil.
Iran is as much of a threat as Puck, please. It's all about the money.
None of my tax dollars should be going to these stupid bitches that become single mothers. I don't give a fuck what the race is.
Do people in this thread know that McCain actually has a son fighting in Iraq?
If the Republicans go for the McCain/Romney ticket, I will fuck yes vote for that shit. And people from my demographic tend to go for Democrats.
Yeah, Ahjmanihad-psycho boy at the head of a nuclear-armed country is no threat at all
Yeah, fuck 'dem chicks who've had sex. I haven't had sex, so why should I pay for other people having sex? Shit ain't right.
Have you ever honestly imagined what will happen if we leave? You realize Iran has been fueling the insurgency in iraq and providing a completely risk free road from Afghanistan to iraq for al qaeda forces. The moment we pull our troops from Iraq it will be annexed by Iran. As soon as we pull out of Afghanistan, it will be annexed by Iran.
Enjoy fighting your new and improved SUPER Iran 5 years after we remove all our troops from those theaters.
Sure i'll concede we shouldn't have gone in, but the reality is we did, and the motif "you break it you buy it" has never been more true. What we do need is a draft, a retooling of this nations industry to WAR MODE and get behind this 100% so we can end it asap.
To be honest we need a draft with all the useless wannabe gangerbanger yuppies, as well as all of us parasitic NEETs leeching off our parents.
Seriously, I'd really like it if there was a huge investment in college education. U of Cali is facing another 10% tuition hike, fuckers.
TO THE MOON, ALICE!
nah, he just got back home last month I think
NOW that is just trolling. Threats become threats by letting them gain ground and power. That's fucking basic. Nazi Germany didn't become a superpower overnight.
Fail for making any analogy about Nazi Germany
Hispanic people only have tons of kids because of the Catholic backgrounds. It's the church's fault, as well as mexican parents who say "It's worse for you to be a slut and have safe sex than it is for you to get knocked up." Yes, they really think that.
You should be concerned about the amount of tax dollars the government spends annually on the War on Drugs, that'll make you rage.
It isn't about sex. It's about not having enough sense to use contraception.
No fuck those chicks who had sex without protection, and then expect me to give a shit just because they thought Bill/Tyrone/Jose/Ching-chong/whoever was going to take care of them. I'm not paying for that shit. And those bitches are a drain on the economy.
Do you have any proof that Iran has any intention to do so? Or the capability?
Fuck, no draft. I was in the military, and I can sure as hell tell you no one wants to work, let alone fight, alongside someone who is forced to be there.
We should just pay soldiers more. A lot more.
There's never going to be a draft, relax.
Stop watching Fox News.
Dear USA, Stop voting Republican.
Signed: the rest of the world.
What? Nazi Germany DID become a world power through a message of hate and by being given concessions by the world powers of the time.
You are a tool.
Why do you keep posting? No one is taking you or is this thread seriously. You're a joke.
Stop fagging up the place, kthnx.
That's something our nation's intelligence agencies should be able to tell us.
Buck the intel agencies are all fucked up. That shit still needs major work.
No Anonymous you are the joke.
And then Anonymous was a troll.
No, you just can't vote for what you believe in. You vote for parties.
Five years, five fucking years and Iraq is worse off than it was under Saddam.
Busch & Cheyney have to sneak in during the night while Ahjmanihad gets the red carpet, you call that progress.
They have more than enough capability to take the country by force without coalition troops there to stop them. We destroyed their military infrastructure when we went in there. And with thousands deserting the battlefield against Al Sadrs troops last month we know they're not ready to fight a full fledged army of Iranian origin.
The proof is in their actions. We know the weapons the insurgency is attacking us with is supplied by Iran, we know that the insurgent leaders take refuge in Iran when we go looking for them. Iran won't need to take it by force, the insurgent leaders are already warm and friendly with Iran. They'll unite the country and either hand their territory on a silver platter to them or simply become a puppet of the Iranian government.
Hi Osama. Still living in a cave, I presume?
How's about you vote for the candidate who represents the highest weighted sum of your positions?
That would cut into our profits, buddy. That ain't good for business, and America is like a business!
Oh and by 'unite' I mean kill off all the opposition.
You like blogs, huh?
Well this isn't one.
So, kindly, go away.
Iran would never give weapons or support to a Sunni group. And most of the insurgents in Iraq are Sunni. Learn your Islamic politics, anon.
Will not vote for McCain as he is following most of what Bush's term did.
Will not vote Hillary because she only plays the game of politics, has not done anything noteworthy in the whitehouse, and wants to ban videogames.
Obama may be a nigger, but he's one hell of a super nigger. Even if he is all-talk right now, he has one hell of a track record and he inspires people. Confidence=people spend more=better economy.
/a/ - /n/
What's the U.S. gonna do, attack them. That'll send the price of oil above $200/barrel I then there will be riots in oar streets.
Dude, most of the Sunnis are working with America. Iran supplies the Shiite part of the insurgency.
Its funny that no one seems to realize that all our problems with Iran would be solved if we were to, I dunno, get on their good side.
Sunnis don't seem to be the big problem nowadays, its al-Sadr's Shi'ite faction. Truth is, al-Sadr is just a ruthless politician and flexes his muscles any and every time he sees a chance to gain more power.
Al-Sadr is a shiite cleric, Al-Sadr created an insurgent militia that we are currently engaged with alongside the Iraqi Army, Al-Sadr is backed by the Iranian government. There are plenty of major Shiite insurgents.
The only problem is the Iranian-designed explosively-formed penetrator bombs
And all it would take to get Iran on our side is to... help them wipe Israel off the map.
Truth is there are a LOT of separate elements in Iraq who are just using every means at their disposal to grab as much power as they can. They know that once things settle down not much will change, so they're doing everything they can to get a bigger slice of the pie.
Same shiite different goat.
Oh god, moot give us back the old /n/
Look what's becoming of /a/!
Even though this thread is the most interesting thread on /a/ at the moment
We're paying the people in the Middle East to not shoot at us.
Hey, faggot. Why are you still here?
Who would you rather have as an Ally? Tiny little nation surrounded by a billion people who hate them? Or large nation with millions of people?
Srsly tho, Draft. It will solve more problems than you think. We as a generation are the richest, laziest, and must undisciplined to ever be born into this country. We're turning into japan and africa combined. We're either socially awkward NEETs or violent irrational thugs bred by the new 'gangsta' media movement.
Ron Paul = ninjas playing guitar, to lazy to fire up MSpaint
That little nation already kicked all their asses before, see the 'Six-Day War'
They can do it again. Technology > mudslime zerg.
Just admit you hate the Jews
Japan is pretty good as is.
Also if you like the draft vote for Obama. He'll help you out ;)
draft just means more poor people in the military, won't help shit. corrupt people in power dont send their kids to war. they get deferments and study abroad and shit.
Multiple times, from multiple fronts simultaneously.
Also, sage for faggot blog thread.
Unfortunately this man is right.
So why do they need our help?
They've already got enough makes to turn the region into glass.
I miss old /n/...
Fantastic idea, lets just get a lot of people into the military who have no desire to be there. That'll never cause problems, right?
WHY THE FUCK DID MOOT TAKE AWAY OUR OLD /n/?
So why do they need our help?
They've already got enough nukes to turn the region into glass.
I'm pretty sure he's still there. The most recent news articles I've found haven't mentioned him returning home yet.
Even though his son seems to have enlisted on his own, this still makes McCain even more admirable in my book. He has more reason than either Barack or Hillary to just quit the war with his son in harm's way but he truly believes that it's worth fighting for.
They don't really, however to get where they are now they had to seriously suck American cock, now that the organization to do that has already been established(see AIPAC) the people that run it are more concerned about keeping their jobs so they will continue to suck our dick for their own well being.
This is how government works, nothing is temporary, even when its no longer needed the people who run it still need to work so organizations will continue to make themselves needed. This is liberalism. Look past the anti war and bush bashing veil, we all know he's an idiot even the conservatives. But those dems will just screw this country into the ground. Conservatism is for LESS GOVERNMENT.
Jew-hating Jews aren't rare, you know?
Muslim isn't a race or a religion.
It's a disease.
We really need to pull out of that shit. People are dying and I don't like it. Really, you guys think thBUY HARUHI DVDs
You expect me to believe that after four years of Bush?
There are good muslims assimilated here in The united states. Its not that they're muslims its that they are poor and unhappy. Therefore they're easily taken advantage of by radical clerics. There are conservative passive clerics that truly preach the religion of peace.
We can't engage the radical clerics because of political correctness and the PR nightmare of burning down mosques even though those are their strongholds. That is the failure of the US military strategy today. You need multiple levels of authorization to breach a mosque right now.
We're fighting hydra in the middle east because we can't go after the radical clerics.
Then why have "conservatives" expanded federal power so much in the last eight years...?
8 years. And republican isn't always the same as conservative.
Actually, very few politicians are conservative in that regard, since it's in their interests to expand the government's power.
You mean since Reagan?
Even though I supported Giuliani for president, McCain/Romney seems like a better pairing. I wouldn't mind a McCain/Condoleeza ticket either.
As a conservative, I can tell you bush is part of the now defunct Neo-Conservative movement. Mccain is sucking Bush's dick to wrangle those neocons back in. It was stated openly by the neo-con community that they would rather stay home than vote for Mccain.
This guy knows war, he can end this and do what it takes. Bush is an idiot, a draft dodger, and a drunk. Mccain is REAL conservatism.
I wouldn't be against this war I didn't live in this country. The thought of watching America collapse and their hubris vanishing like a puff of smoke makes me fell all tingly.
However I have no intention of living in a country headed for financial ruin. The reason the US attacked Iraq wasn't to free Iraq from Saddam, but to keep him from trading Iraq's oill in Euros. With the dollar falling like a rock, it's only a matter of time before OPEC decides to peg their oil to the Euro, and then the world can say bye bye to the American Empire.
That's why I hope a Dem wins this election because McCain would simply antagonize these countries and hasten our ruin.
I'm voting for Obama. Hillary didn't do shit being the Senator of New York, and was kinda of a bitch this whole campaign. Anyone is the fucking fool if they didn't noticed how severe right Cain became in this election, which was unfortunate because I actually would've voted for the guy if he didn't get all power hungry for the Pres' seat.
Besides, if Obama take either Hilary (LOL, I doubt it) or Edwards as his Vice Pres, it's all good. He'll need one if McCain takes Romney.
Also, remember, although the bill that can illegalize lolicon failed this time, McCain will have MORE power to actually pass it if he become president. Bad enough he wants you to serve 10 years in a slammer for a fucking cartoon.
Rossiu? I didn't know you were still alive. Or do you only do nightshift /a/ now?
Not Edwards. Fucker's anti Nuclear power.
I'm sick and tired of all this America bashing. We OWN the fucking world. We're the only super power left, which means we're the rulers. Don't like it, go move to Mars or turn your shitty little country into a super power. Oh yeah, that's right. You CAN'T!
Yeah there's wars and shit, but that's only because you won't get into line. If everyone would just accept it the entire world could be living like the USA under a Pax Americana. Look at Japan and Canada. They gave in and accepted American superiority. They got to keep the elements of their culture they liked and filled in the rest with American culture. They do what they're told and they live happy prosperous lives. Every other country in the world could have it just as good if they'd do the same thing.
You cause shit with us, don't fall into line, we spank you with bombs. Do what we want and EVERYONE wins. Why is that so fucking hard for the rest of you to get through your dumb-fucking heads? America doesn't hate you. America doesn't WANT to bomb you. But if you get in America's way, if you make yourselves into problems and start hating on America, what the fuck are we supposed to do? If it wasn't for America you wouldn't even have an internet to bitch about us on.
Seriously, I'm getting sick of all this anti-America emo bullshit. We can all get along if we all DO WHAT WE'RE TOLD!
Only because New Mexico was bitching about it.
He's swinging far right for the election. He'll still be the same Mccain when he gets into office. Its pretty obvious.
i post whenever the hell i feel like it which could be at 5pm or at 3am
its a surprise
but no im still here
Sorry about that Mr. Neocon but the China's the new boss, they can do everything you did for half the price.
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If you're going to troll, can you at least troll with dignity?
Enjoy your environmental collapse next decade. China is running the Trans-Am system from 00 right now, as soon as it runs out they'll be severely damaged with small hope of recovery at the rate their going.
Stale copy pasta is staaaaale
Protip: Presidents always swing to the extremes of political ideology during primaries. It's called "kissing ass to the political base", and it's the only way to win the nomination. It's what Mitt Romney tried to do (and failed, because he's a flipflopping wanker).
I guarantee both the Republican and the Democrat nominee will swing back towards the center in time for the presidential elections.