/a/ is awesome
damn that thread has 404'd. I had so many witty replies lined up too.
Fuck the mods, that wasn't offtopic at all.
FUCK YEAH 1776
They 404'd it because they were tired of the Britfags bawwwing because we're so goddamn free.
I saved this thread for future lulz
GEORGE BUSH IS HITLER.
THEY ARE CALLED CHIPS.
Britain tell me, how does it feel knowing at the height of your power, an army made up of town drunks, farmers, and teenagers was able to successfully revolt and break away from you?
And thus, it begins again.
An army full of British people? ~50x more of them... WITHOUT a 2 month delay of orders coming from home.... on THEIR soil?
Die heißen Pommes ihr Spackos.
We feel fine about it. Tiny island managed to rule more than 1/3 or the world at one time and whose cultural legacy lasts till this day.
What has American conquered .... hmmm .... ah yes, Guam.
For the last fucking time, they're FRENCH, FUCKING, FRIES. Chips come in little bags that are always only half full!
They're just fries, not French fries, you east coast fags.
This Junk food thread is now /a/ related.
What the fuck do Europeans know? They enjoy soccer, for fuck's sake. Soccer.
French & Indian war + Fuck ups in Asia + diverted attention weakened Britain enough for America to own.
Plus motherfucking George Washington.
FUCK YEAH FISH 'N' CHIPS WITH A FUCKTON OF SALT AND VINEGAR
Why the fuck are they called French Fries anyway? They're not particularly French. And anything can be fried.
At least chips makes sense. You don't chip many things.
lol did you read the topic. The OP was barely /a/ related then it got retarded.
Does /a/ pronounce scones as skons or skownes?
Its called football idiot in everywhere BUT America, its only the most popular sport in the world. Ah but its not "American" so ofc it doesn't count.
Anyway for such a supposedly tough nation why do you have to wear so much body armour just to play a game of Rugby?
>What the fuck do Europeans know? They enjoy soccer, for fuck's sake. Soccer.
What the fuck do Americans know? They have a game called football, but unlike our football, they carry something that cannot really be called a ball, in their hands.
I love freedom fries.
Anyone who pronounces it "Skowns" is a savage.
/a/ sure loves its America vs Euro arguments.
I always thought 'skons' was for posh fags
fuck football and soccer. ultimate is where its at
ok, this isn't /a/ related at all
European weeaboos are superior to American ones too (see /a/ related)
Because the "professionals" are faggots and real men play American football in impromtu sessions in any given field that is large enough.
Shit no, I'm from Northern England, about the opposite of posh.
>someone post the chips
someone post the fries
FUCKING CUNTS THE LOT OF Y'S
If you think they are called french fries than you are not a true American. They are motherfuckin' Freedom fries.
Where abouts Newcastle way?
I like how Americans call it football when they are HUGGING THE FUCKING BALL 90% of the time.
They're call fries because you fry them in a deep fryer. And then "french" refers to "julienning"
So, French Fries makes COMPLETE SENSE.
I heard Europeans drink their beer warm. Is this true?
They are called chips because you 'chip' off chunks from the potato.
I claim this thread in the name of Britain.
The AEU will suffer at our hands.
No you pinko faggot. They are called Freedom fries because they are served in America with my goddamn double cheeseburger and my ice cold Coca Cola.
I heard Americans drink their piss warm, is this true?
Typical meal of an average fat American.
They need armor because they aren't spindly little faggots like rugby players - they're large, well-built athletes who slam into each other. Eurofags don't need padding because they're too dainty to do any damage to each other.
And soccer is the faggiest sport ever.
"LOL, we're kicking a ball down a field!"
Europe should just be completely wiped off the world for liking that shit.
Fuck. Now I want chips.
Americans are jealous of our superior universities.
I heard Europeans have bad teeth. Is this true?
Nah, near Sheffield.
We don't drink piss at all, but you saying that suggests you drink your piss cold.
American doesn't know how to make beer. If the *best* they can export is Budweiser ... LOL FAIL
Type "Johnny Wilkinson" into google images.
He's probably the smallest player in the England squad. Now you TRY to tell me he's spindly.
I cede this point to Britain. Most American beer is total shit. Pineapple goat piss. All of it.
Yes, its too bad that a lot of American men are fat. I sure am glad that I'm not one of them. Even more so, I sure am glad that I don't live in Europe where all the women are fat and have yellow teeth. I like my anorexic woman just like I like my Freedom fries, thin and crispy.
Is that you Dave?
>>Americans are jealous of our superior universities.
>>our superior universities.
>They need armor because they aren't spindly little faggots like rugby players - they're large, well-built athletes who slam into each other. Eurofags don't need padding because they're too dainty to do any damage to each other.
hah, try saying that to a rugby team and surviving. getting a broken nose during a match is a 'light injury' and you are expected to play on.
Dude, anything is better than fucking football. It's rugby made EVEN gayer.
Thats cause the best beer is usually local beer and not watered-down, factory made beer.
Cricket? I liked it better when it was called BASEBALL!
Wut about Steel Reserve or or or Colt 45 or maybe sum Crazy horse?
Everyone outside the US has awful teeth.
Everywhere outside of American doesn't spend a years wages on dental care.
Guess what, FIFA World Cup is participated by the whole world. Your WORLD BASEBALL/RUGBY/Amerikkan sports shit is AMERIKKAN ONLY.
America = World amirite?
In Canada it's called soccer, even though it should be called football. Mass media in america is so widespread it tends to affect Canada, it's sad ;-;
No, that's just English, I think.
The fuck? Getting a broken nose was a light injury that we played on through when I was like 6. Who the fuck stops doing anything because of a broken nose? Unless something is sticking out or you can't walk, cowboy the fuck up.
Pretty much the relevant world, yes.
Soccer's for fags and 6 year old boys.
The important parts, yes.
Because anything that's popular is good.
By your logic, Naruto is fucking amazing.
I thought Amerifag vs Eurofag was a /b/ topic.
Not going against your idea but isn't there the matches between America's and Japan's best teams every now and then?
America is more a of liquor country anyway.
We're talking about sports you fagget.
Stereotypes HURR HURR
QFT. The piss AMERIKANS try to pass as beer never ceases to amaze me.
>>America = World amirite?
To their detriment
Didn't say shit about popularity, learn to comprehend, or is English too hard for your illegal immigrant Mexican ass?
This is also true.
Americans don't even play cricket. What kind of shitty country is that?
Well America is clearly superior to the rest of the world. I'm glad we cleared that up.
No wonder you fags think Vietnam War was the 3rd WW. Iraq must be the 4th WW in American history.
I detect humour in your reply, I was stating fact in the original post.
It's amazing how much 4 people can post isn't it?
What's the American national anthem about?
FUCKING EXPLOSIONS AND EPIC BATTLES AND ASSKICKING AND HOW OUR ENEMIES CAN'T EVEN TOUCH OUR FLAG!
What's the English national anthem about?
LOL TEH QWEEN IZ AWSUM
Plus, Olympics. I LOLed that a minor league team won the gold once though.
And you have a chink on NBA.
I shit you not.
This thread is an eyesore.
Is American healthcare too expensive to see a doctor?
Listening to "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" as I read this topic.
Do you have a song like that, Britain?
Not this season we don't
God save the Queen isn't England's national anthem
Meh, it's not like he's the best player. I wonder if he's going to play for China this Olympics.
From an objective point of view the American anthem IS pretty shitty...
Where did you get that information? I've always known there were two World Wars. I'm sorry if living in Brittanica has led you to be misinformed about America's journey to being the best country in the world. Maybe if you were educated here you would have turned out a little brighter. 'Tis a shame.
No, but they have The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.
dont like, dont read. too simple for you?
I wish dem Foreigners would learn
LOL, whut? You never picked up an American History book?
I wish dem foreigners would learn
No, really, compare it with the hymns of other countries and you can see how shitty it is. The musical composition AND the lyrics are horrible.
And thats whats wonderful about America. We're a melting pot.
AMERICA is not a country, ya cunts
>We're full of immigrants.
anyway, they're called french fries because they are FRENCHED. it's a culinary term.
>LOL, whut? You never picked up an American History book?
Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?
Then what is it Mr. Troll.
USA...the only western place where at least 80% of the population still believe in races.
Mods delete this thread now please.
You should probably be talking to >>10306544 instead.
There's nothing wrong with having a surplus of foreign women to ravage. Sometimes I'm in the mood for something exotic. I'm glad I don't live in Brittiania where everyone is ugly. How do you even make babies over there? That question has always baffled me.
So they surrendered before being fried?
USA...the only western place where at least 80% of the population would die if all Safety Labels were removed from household products.
I did hear them at the Olympics and they sounded very horrid. But I was always pissed they fuck up the music of the song though.
At least it's possible for a non-white to get anywhere in America without playing soccer, unlike Britain.
Even in chink we separate them into North and South America.
Actually, it depends. For English speaking countries it's two continents. For the rest of the world America is just one continent.
HAHA. Oh wow.
Like Anonymous gets any sex.
How do you make babies without having heart attacks when almost half of the population is overweight?
well, officially its the USA
since its a country IN America, which is a continent. xD
It's not like everyone knows every incarnation and symbolism of Old Glory either.
Wait, you're right, I exaggerated.
The seven-continent model is usually taught in Western Europe, Northern Europe, Central Europe, Southeastern Europe, China and most English-speaking countries. The six-continent combined-Eurasia model is preferred by the geographic community, Russia, Eastern Europe, and Japan. The six-continent combined-America model is taught in Latin America, the Iberian Peninsula, Italy, Iran, Greece and some other parts of Europe; this model may be taught to include only the five inhabited continents (excluding Antarctica)—as depicted in the Olympic logo.
>>USA...the only western place where at least 80% of the population would die if all Safety Labels were removed from household products.
hahah that was graaaand xD
That is blasphemy. I almost died with the Safety Label still on. Windex just smelled so good, I had to drink some.
What the hell?
Go to bed, kids.