Hey /a/, what happens when you put a dollar into this machine?
WE DON'T KNOW. PERHAPS DELICIOUS DRINKS ARE DISPENSED.
Push button, receive penis-maiming?
It will grow a cock and fuck the operator in the ass.
Nah, that would require they have invented soda that didn't taste like shit within the last two days.
I WANT GIANT BLACK COCKS FOR MY HOLES
Japan has horrible taste in soda
Who is this? I would like to insert my penis in her vagina.
You lost me.