It's Makoto Monday
I see only a weak man who fell for every girl, and stayed down after one. Pimp =/= GAR.
RAGED MORE THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
I used to think Makoto was just another moronic shonen lead type.
Then I realized he's not stupid, he knows exactly how suicidal the mindset is. He's just so committed to his pimp's path that he doesn't care.
That's ultimately what Kotonoha realized as well: even if his ideals led to his death, then being executed by the very people he fucked, and after that an eternity trapped as a shopped head, it was still worth it.
So yes, very GAR.
Time hide a thread I see.
CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE
The finish line
So I see the underage b& are making the most of their spring break.
lol'd so hard.
Soon-to-be best thread on /a/?
Reported for image macro.
/a/'s weekly dose of GAR.
Worst meme in /a/'s history.
can we get a template up in this piece?
Every thread. The same images. Never funny.
If only 99% of all Makoto shops weren't total TRASH...
hey there, OP.
nope, sorry try again
hey, there were some good ones last night
St GARtrick's Day
Man the gay trolls are out in force today
I suspect the same guy making these horrible shoops.
Thing is, Makoto would be shot dead by 99% of girls for the total weedy dweeb he is.
Because GOD FORBID there's someone else who hates this meme too.
>Because GOD FORBID there's someone else who hates this FORCED meme too.
same troll faggot
Try to imagine yourself in the School Days anime. You get your first look at this "six foot Makoto" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a Hosaka, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like Akagi, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Makoto. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two Makoto's you didn't even know were there. Because Makoto's are a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a makoto monday thread, like a razor, on the front page. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like Helsing, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the 'game', spilling your 'you just lost the'. The point is... you are alive when he starts to make you rage. So you know... try to show a little respect.
I'd say Makoto is as bad as Naruto Uzumaki, but then again, Naruto actually has a cute girl that genuinely LIKES him....
HAHA, Makoto is WORSE than Naruto!
Seriously only fat females would be against Makoto. What self-respecting man would deny a beautiful woman sex? Since you are all virgins guaranteed, you would not even think twice about it. This only leads me to believe females are posting in the internet which defies logic. Someone obviously divided by zero.
Makoto is the Most GAR
We just hate him because..
1. He is an unlikable twat
2. He is posted all over the joint in shooped pics
3. He is loved by trolls for his ability to annoy with his fucking weedy face.
4. None of those shoops have him dying, which was the best part of school days.
I never brought myself to hate Makoto. He's probably the only realistic 'harem lead' in any anime, ever. Looking back at most of the people in high
school, if any of them would've been in the position of all the girls on motherfucking Earth wanting his cock, they would have probably behaved just like
him, if not worse. Makoto is just an average high school student with ungodly opposite gender appeal. Hating him means hating 90% of the world's male
populace (which you probably do though).
The bottom of the barrel wants you to leave it alone.
I never brought myself to hate Makoto. He's probably the only realistic 'harem lead' in any anime, ever. Looking back at most of the people in high school, if any of them would've been in the position of all the girls on motherfucking Earth wanting his cock, they would have probably behaved just like him, if not worse. Makoto is just an average high school student with ungodly opposite gender appeal. Hating him means hating 90% of the world's male populace (which you probably do though).
Posting superior Makoto in a Makoto thread.
Makoto is an epic hero on the tier of Perseus or Theseus, the triumphant manifestation of a masculine Olympus subjugating a society of matrilineal succubi. Only foolish women would delude themselves into thinking that they could possess a man, inheritor of the divine flame. For when the child is born it has a mother, but no definite father.
If you are saying Makoto embodies 90% of males, then explain the middle east.
I am the boner of /a/'s sword.
Puberty is my body and badass is my blood.
I have ignored over one thousand warning signs.
I have withstood the advice of sticking to just one girl.
Yet one girl will never satisfy me.
So as I die,
UNLIMITED SLUTS WORKS!
FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE MOST GAR PIMP EVER!
I am the bone of my dick.
Hormones are my body and vaginal juices are my blood.
I have deflowered over a thousand maidens.
Unknown to false pregnancy.
Nor known to birth control.
Have withstood PMS to bang many women.
Waiting for my full harem orgy.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Pimp Works."
bump for MakotoRaptor
actually, the best part of schooldays was his 3some
or was it a 4-some i dont remember
whatever it was, i was hottt, and im proud to live my life as a desciple of makoto.
the only women that fall for Makoto are really fucking dumb ones, I mean who else would want a completely unlikable girly boy when there are far more GAR males out there.
Makoto holds nothing but pussy ass genes to add to the gene pool.
Sage goes in every field
Yeah? And? So what? How does that not make you a man? Pimps are the fucking pinnacle of manlihood. They never develop real relationships with women. All they know how to do is take care of lucky, sexually frustrated women. REAL players do what Makoto did and pimp to achieve greatness. REAL men resort to coaxing girls into making sweet love with them simply because the women recognizes what it means to be GAR. That's what pimps do. Pimps are real men. They are awesome. Makoto is a god. He is a hero who doesn't need to make a real relationship. Women didn't know how Makoto thought. And look where it got them. They just thought he was some kind of trophy boyfriend. And it got them learned. And when they cried, they finally realized that Makoto was just being a pimp on the inside.
>a little respect
Holy shit that got me reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_8woQ-HEA
GIVEEEE A LITTLE RESPECT
I'd rather remain a humble and modest example of man than get owned by a bitch with a knife.
Just me, I guess?
School Days has ruined my life too, like it has done with you.
Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Makoto was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with the OVA. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the guys. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Nice Boat of my own. I suddenly had a craving for dicks, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been sucking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Magical Heart Kokoro-chan. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Makoto. All I want from life is to be able to hold Makoto and be able to cheer him up, make him happy again, so I can see his smile again. I fantasize about him becoming real, so I can go out with him, make sweet, sweet, love to him, and marry him and have a happy life with my dear Makoto. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no Nice Boat, not hot." All I can fap to is Makoto doujins. I see Sekai's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Makoto cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for a mouthful of semen. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Makoto doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about him or post his picture, and pissed off when I hear the word Nice Boat.
Come to me, Makoto! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're a manly man, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!
I'm crying as I type this.
age for Mankoto
accurate depiction of 99% of Makoto fans
>accurate depiction of all men
Oh ho. That is an adequately trollish use of my tripcode, but obviously fake.
Since I don't have the copypasta with me, I'll just have to sage.
That's why you aren't GAR, faggot.
Oh ho. Get this animesuki imposter out of my Makoto Monday thread.
Post moar Makoto
whoops, wrong thread
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT
Close though! And significantly more GAR than the OP!
Posting faggotry in a faggotry thread.
Everyone's gay for Makoto.
I happen to be Heterosexual for Makoto.
you didnt put his name in the credits.
faggots ruining Makoto Monday ;_;
Spring Break won't end a day too soon.
ITT: Makoto Shoops, seriously, is he that lame that he needs a shoop? he only has like what? 3 images, 1 in school uniform, naked, and in his underwear
the rest you shoop
I'm sorry, here you go. For FAPing purposes.
Pimp at work.
yeah, I wouldn't bitch if the Makoto threads or Makoto hijacks are like this, not Makoto shoops