Stop browsing /a/! It's Monday morning. You're gonna be late for school/work.
THE PLANTS ARE SPEAKING TO ME
Shit, I'm already late.
you lost me
I skipped class today so I could fap.
Sorry, but I'm not familiar with either of those things
Finals week, no finals on monday.
Huh, that's odd. I thought I heard someone...
You lost me.
What do you mean, I'm already at work.
I've been unemployed for two months. Fuck you.
No school or work. I'm going bowling today with my mom.
I don't know how to bowl, but we're playing multiple games, so I'm confident that I will eventually score 200+ points.
LOOK FOR A JOB
It's Monday afternoon. I've already been to my classes and now I'm busy not doing any work on my project.
I have already been to work. And pushed a broken down BMW full circle in the middle of a road.
tl;dr already done shit, browsing
In before Spring Break in College.
FUCK THAT, I STILL HAVE LOTS OF MONEY SAVED UP.
Waaaaay ahead of ya, already flunked out of school.
Bowling with your mom?!
silly dozo, i am already at work.
today is my day off, fuck you!
You heard someone huh?
LOL!!!! that had me rolling.
Protip: it's about rollnig the ball, not chucking it. Placment is better than speed.
Yes, I have read this. I figure the first thing I'll do is waste my first couple of games testing the spin of the ball. It would be pointless for me to try and start getting strikes right away. If I do that, I'll adapt to my poor mechanics and become mediocre.
The only girls I'd let order me around like that are Kyou and Tomoyo.
should i go to class or watch kaiji all day?
I'm hearing voices again.
lol stupid question
yes, he's cute.
Now job, no college classes today, I just brewed 12 more cups of coffee, I'm alone in my apartment, Nothings on tv, I can't fap, I'm on /a/.
No job, no college classes today, I just brewed 12 more cups of coffee, I'm alone in my apartment, Nothings on tv, I can't fap, I'm on /a/.
I'm skipping school right now. Reading FairyTail
>reading fairy tail
WE'VE GOT A REBEL HERE
Not really. Just having those monday blues
>>WE'VE GOT A FAILURE HERE
You'd best be skipping college classes.
it's spring break. go away.
A girl who tastes better than Fuuko-chan? Such thing doesn't exists!
Ah yes, spring break. When every teenager flocks to the beach in a desperate attempt to get drunk, laid, arrested and hopefully catch an STD or AIDS. Don't they know? 3D is pig disgusting.
I lol'd at realfield
>3D is pig disgusting.
So much truth, in so little words.
10:45 AM and I can't get any sleep. I think Cirno woke me up.
Spring break? I thought that was in April.
I don't know what's what anymore.
Mondays are for skipping classes and reading manga.
I can second that, at least.
OM NOM NOM
Wait, nobody's started drinking yet?
Lockon would be spinning in his grave!
Instead he's just spinning in orbit.lol
>10:45 AM and I can't get any sleep. I think Cirno woke me up.
Next time, make Cirno go home after the sex is finished.
Too soon, anon, too soon
I'm drinking Steel Reserve right now. Yes I know, shit shit is shit. I'm just trying to ease my pitiful despair.
Ginger ale ftw
Canada Dry bitches
its never too soon to drink. Hell, I've constantly been drunk since friday
Time to sage before this becomes a one-up drinking thread.
7/10, you almost got me.
That's what we call an alcoholic.
I meant too soon for the Lockon joke, fgt
Sweet liquor eases the pain.
FUCK YOU, IT'S ST PATRICKS DAT!
>FUCK YOU, IT'S ST PATRICKS DAT!
I only work saturdays and sundays.
>Stop browsing /a/! It's Monday morning. You're gonna be late for school/work.
nope, it's the Easter break for me. hahahahahah
I forgot all about easter and easter eggs. Amu must LOVE easter.
I use to hate Mondays too, until Makoto Monday came along
God I hate this meme..
I just got back from class. I have homework due in 45 mins that I haven't started though. FUCK.
I woke up late and decided to just assume that work (construction) was canceled today due to inclement weather (snow)... I'm sure my foreman will be the first to tell me whether or not that was the case tomorrow
Mondays are why I feel down on Sunday evening.
SPRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Also I'm marathoning Gankutsuo and Baccano.
OP is what Kaiji would look like if it was a Shoujo series. And therefore SUPERIOR.
I'll recognise St. Patrick's Day, when Ireland celebrates St. George's Day.
>OP is what Kaiji would look like if it was a Shoujo series. And therefore SUPERIOR.
OP here. I'm what a pathetic /a/non would look like if he was a neet. And therefore INFERIOR.
I have no classes today. So I'm just staying in and fapping.
1am on tuesday here fag
HA HA HA, OH WOW
It's afternoon for me
STFU and get back to fapping to Mad Max.
I called in sick from work to fap to Rapelay and drink. It's a holiday, afterall.