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Penpen was the best character in the whole show.
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"O-okey then..... I guess I have no choice." said Misato sadly. She began walking over towards PenPen. "I'm sorry PenPen, but I have no choice. You can understand that can't you?"

Obviously he couldn't as he took off running for the door. He began scratching at it with his feet and pecking it like crazy trying to get away as he screeched for help.

Misato came up behind PenPen and picked him up. He thrashed and screeched in terror as he saw the size of the cock that was about to go up his virgin penguin ass.

Shinji laughed.

"Now, slam him down on my super cock." commanded Shinji.

Misato nodded sadly, and then raised PenPen up high above her head, slamming him down hard onto Shinji's huge cock.

PenPen screamed like never before and his eyes nearly bugged out of his head as Misato held him down on the cock. She held him there or a while and his screeching died down and became more of a whimpering.
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Penpen wouldn't put up with Shinji's crap.
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"Misato, PenPen here is apparently not having as much fun as I am." said Shinji.

Misato stopped ramming PenPen on Shinji's dick for a moment and just held him on it for a moment.

"Please, give the poor boy a hand job." Shinji said sympathetically.

"Okey Shinji." replied Misato as she took PenPen's small dick between her fingers and began stroking it.

PenPen's dick immediately hardened, extending to its full 2 inches.

"Wow PenPen, you sure are well endowed for a penguin!" said Misato happily, pretending like this was the first time she'd had a sexual encounter with PenPen.

PenPen gradually began to get into the mood and was soon chirping happily and Misato jacked him off. It wasn't long untill his small penguin dick blew its load, hitting Shinji right in the face.

"YOU FUCKER!! HOW DARE YOU SPEW YOUR PENGUIN SEED ON MY FACE!!!" roared Shinji in anger, punching the hell out of PenPen.
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>>10294365
Why god why.
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PenPen shrieked in pain as he rocked back on Shinji's dick then swung back forward on it, like those rockem' sockem' blow up balloons from the 80's.

"Wow cool." said Shinji, as he punched PenPen every time he would bounce back forward on his dick. "This is so much fun!" he laughed as he beat the hell out of the poor penguin.

"Shinji stop it!" pleaded Misato. "Don't tell me you didn't expect PenPen's sperm to hit you in the face with him sitting in your lap like that!"

"Eh, I guess you're right." said Shinji as he stopped hitting PenPen.

PenPen was beaten and bloody now, nearly unconscious. Shinji pulled the little guy off his dick and stood up, holding PenPen by the head. He then began walking towards the kitchen.

"Where are you going?" asked Misato, not sure what Shinji would do next.

"All this fucking has made me hungry." said Shinji simply.

"Wha..... " gasped Misato, her eye's going wide as she realized Shinji was heading for the oven. "No Shinji don't!" she pleaded.
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Shinji ignored her and opened the oven and threw the wounded penguin in. He closed it after him and turned the heat on to maximum with a sadistic grin.

"Shinji please...." cried Misato.

"You know, I've always hated PenPen." said Shinji absently. "I've hated him ever since that day I opened the fridge to get some Kool-Aid and found him in there jacking off all over the lunch meat. Bastard."

PenPen began screaming and thrashing around as the heat in the oven quickly rose. Shinji laughed at his agony. Suddenly, PenPen burst into flames, flapping around like a rabid animal.

"Awesome." said Shinji in amazement. He had never seen a penguin die like this before.

Misato fell to her knees crying, not able to watch as her pet was baked alive.

A little while later PenPen was nothing more than a charred carcass. Shinji took him out of the oven and took a bite, feathers and all.

"Mmmmmm tasty." he said and he ate the burn penguin's flesh.

Misato watched in horror as Shinji stuck PenPen's entire head into his mouth and chomped it off, chewing it up beak and all.
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I should have known something like this would happen.
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Most interesting fanfic I've read in a while. 6/10.
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Sadly this is the only time Shinji has ever shown any balls.
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>>PenPen shrieked in pain as he rocked back on Shinji's dick then swung back forward on it, like those rockem' sockem' blow up balloons from the 80's.

horrified laughter is horrified....
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>>10294375

>"Awesome." said Shinji in amazement. He had never seen a penguin die like this before.

Dear God, I laughed so hard. The mental image of this pasta was excellent. Also they implied that Shinji's killed penguins before, which just adds to the lulz.
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PENPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>"Wow PenPen, you sure are well endowed for a penguin!" said Misato happily, pretending like this was the first time she'd had a sexual encounter with PenPen.

lol'd at this. God Misato is a slut.
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>>10294365
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worst/ best thing i've read in a long time
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>"All this fucking has made me hungry." said Shinji simply.

LOL you can't eat penguins. Too icy meat.
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>>10294570
What kind of faggot sages a penguin sex thread.
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>>10294579
what kind of faggot STARTS a penguin sex thread??
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I lol'd
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back to the hells that spawned you, andariel
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O RLY?
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This thread goes well with the delicious cake I'm having right now. Mmh.



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