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http://ezinearticles.com/?10-Ways-You-Can-Increase-Your-Sperm-Count&id=79931
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ur a faget
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spermu?
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1-99. Fap less often.

Why would I want to make it MORE likely that I knock my girl up anyway?
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>>10285943
NOW!
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This is just the kind of thing I came to an Anime board to find out about
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So sperm levels are higher in the morning, eh?
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>>10285946
figs aren't real girls dude.
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>>10285910
>>masturbate less

lol no thanks
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you can decrease your sperm count by drinking mountain dew!
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>>10285946
Humans can't get dogs pregnant.
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>>10286001
Mountain dew is gross anyway
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Decrease caffine intake?

Hahaha no.

I am interested in that "shooting farther than ever before" one though.

That would be cool.
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OP pic looks like Ahiru with green instead of orange hair. never noticed it before.
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like anyone from 4chan could go for more then a day without fapping
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>>10286121
i can.
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The only people who should give a shit about their sperm count are wannabe fathers and porn stars.

We, Anonymous, are neither.
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Drink tons of Irn Bru in the morning, then go home for a lunchtime wank. It was my Wednesday routine at 6th form and probably the best time of my life before I started on drugs.
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>>10286121
I can barely go two days.
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Well, according to this I'm probably about at my maximum anyway without buying hippie bullshit herbal oils from questionable internet sources. I do go 3-4 days between fapping though.

Though I exercise less than I should and I am unwilling to avoid spicy food.
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>>10286121
I did five days, but it wasnt a willpower thing, more like there are little children around and I have to share a room with another guy kind of thing.
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So fapping 2 to 3 times a day since sophmore year in highschool isn't a good idea?
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>>10286312
you're fine.
>>10286295
i tried hard, and i can do it but its more like... i wanna fap so fuck it
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>>10286295
Yeah I had an experience like that too. My aunt came over and I had to go 9 days without fapping. Those 9 days were hell, but when I did fap, oh lawd.
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>>10286295
So you fucked him in the ass instead? You fucking faggot.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me. I need 10 ways to DEcrease my sperm count. Do not want children.
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Not that it matters much. Anon doesn't have anyone to impress, and more is just more mess to clean up
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>>10286471
I understand that some people have had success doing that by injecting alcohol into their testes. I recommend Everclear.
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>>10286564
Too complicated. I'm looking for "constant laptop use"-type suggestions.
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So I'm bored. This list looks like bullshit, but anyways..

1. Have sex & masturbate less often - the more times you ejaculate, the less dense your semen will be. Maintain a gap of 3 days between two consecutive ejaculations.

lol no

2. Refrain from habits like smoking, alcohol consumption etc. - Alcohol affects your liver function, which, in turn, causes a dramatic rise in estrogen levels. Even two drinks a day will have long-term effects on sperm production

Don't do either, I'm sure a lot of anon do.

3. Exercise regularly.Exercising your PC muscle can help you shoot further than ever before.

lol no.. wait wtf is a PC muscle?

4. Eat Nutritious Food - Diet that's low in fat, and high in protein, vegetables, and whole grains is good for your health and for your sperm. Avoid bitter, astringent and spicy foods.Reduce caffeine intake



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