ur a faget
1-99. Fap less often.
Why would I want to make it MORE likely that I knock my girl up anyway?
This is just the kind of thing I came to an Anime board to find out about
So sperm levels are higher in the morning, eh?
figs aren't real girls dude.
lol no thanks
you can decrease your sperm count by drinking mountain dew!
Humans can't get dogs pregnant.
Mountain dew is gross anyway
Decrease caffine intake?
I am interested in that "shooting farther than ever before" one though.
That would be cool.
OP pic looks like Ahiru with green instead of orange hair. never noticed it before.
like anyone from 4chan could go for more then a day without fapping
The only people who should give a shit about their sperm count are wannabe fathers and porn stars.
We, Anonymous, are neither.
Drink tons of Irn Bru in the morning, then go home for a lunchtime wank. It was my Wednesday routine at 6th form and probably the best time of my life before I started on drugs.
I can barely go two days.
Well, according to this I'm probably about at my maximum anyway without buying hippie bullshit herbal oils from questionable internet sources. I do go 3-4 days between fapping though.
Though I exercise less than I should and I am unwilling to avoid spicy food.
I did five days, but it wasnt a willpower thing, more like there are little children around and I have to share a room with another guy kind of thing.
So fapping 2 to 3 times a day since sophmore year in highschool isn't a good idea?
i tried hard, and i can do it but its more like... i wanna fap so fuck it
Yeah I had an experience like that too. My aunt came over and I had to go 9 days without fapping. Those 9 days were hell, but when I did fap, oh lawd.
So you fucked him in the ass instead? You fucking faggot.
You gotta be fucking kidding me. I need 10 ways to DEcrease my sperm count. Do not want children.
Not that it matters much. Anon doesn't have anyone to impress, and more is just more mess to clean up
I understand that some people have had success doing that by injecting alcohol into their testes. I recommend Everclear.
Too complicated. I'm looking for "constant laptop use"-type suggestions.
So I'm bored. This list looks like bullshit, but anyways..
1. Have sex & masturbate less often - the more times you ejaculate, the less dense your semen will be. Maintain a gap of 3 days between two consecutive ejaculations.
2. Refrain from habits like smoking, alcohol consumption etc. - Alcohol affects your liver function, which, in turn, causes a dramatic rise in estrogen levels. Even two drinks a day will have long-term effects on sperm production
Don't do either, I'm sure a lot of anon do.
3. Exercise regularly.Exercising your PC muscle can help you shoot further than ever before.
lol no.. wait wtf is a PC muscle?
4. Eat Nutritious Food - Diet that's low in fat, and high in protein, vegetables, and whole grains is good for your health and for your sperm. Avoid bitter, astringent and spicy foods.Reduce caffeine intake