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Kamina is a C.
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How do you figure?
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Circumference: 9

JESUS FUCK.
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It must suck to have a driver shaped penis.
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>>10284719
Hmm, this must be from another planet's graph. How is it possible for a human to have 3.5 inches of girth/circumference.
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Not this bullshit chart from the penis pill website.
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>>10284780
Mutant cock.

It exists.

One of my ex-boyfriends was 7in long and about 4in around.
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>>10284819
fag.
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>>10284819
>>10284833
WOMEN'S penis size preference chart
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Guize, it has 'authentic' in the chart title. It must be legit.
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I am a B. Looks like I need penis enlargement ;_;
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>>10284875

lol futa
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>>10284910
Stop lying, C-nus.
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>>10284910
It appears so. This info, however, was no surprise to anybody.

Are you circumcised btw? I heard that yankees still mutilate their genitalia in true jewish fashion.
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11 inches in length by 7 inches in circumference and still enjoyable, looks like there's hope for me.
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ITT fags trying to measure their dicks.
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god, so many gays on /a/ now, trying to tolerate sunofaggotry, i am trying my best
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>>10284986
Have fun with your smegma, elephantdick.
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>>10284988
It's not like you're ever going to do anything with that thing. Just cut it off and no value will be lost.
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Looks like I'm perfect
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>>10285026
I'm a girl so...

Anyways, circumcision is a fucking ancient out dated jewish faggotry. Soap exists these days, you know.
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Not this shit again.
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>>10285086

tits or gtfo.

Usually circumcision is done on infants. Most people who are circumcised probably didn't have much say in the matter.
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curse my tiny gook penis
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None of this shit matters. What matters is if your penis is made of chocolate and ejaculates money.
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I'm an S class penis user.
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>>10285086
Why buy white shoes when black ones don't show dirt?

Have fun with your stinky cock.
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>>10285132
no tits today, anon.

mutilating child genitalia is horrbile act even more so if a doctor does it on infants, because of tradition.
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What the fuck? Do the people who made this chart know what circumference means?
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>>10285222
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>>10285213
Shut the fuck up.
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>>10285213

Don't bother us with your inane ramblings.
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>>10285222

They meant the radius :()
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>>10285282
you are now imagining a 12" wide penis manually
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>>10285433

>manually

I fucking hate you.
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My penis is too thin. I know this. I'm killing myself tonight by choking on my own penis.
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>>10285213
I'd be pissed off if I wasn't circumsized. You can't even feel it, and I'd say it's hard from mutilization. My dick looks pretty decent, you know, for a dick.

People make fun of kids who aren't circumsized, just keep that in mind if you have a child and be prepared to feel guilty for any abuse he might undergo.
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Ok, since this gay thread is still here, uncircumsized = dog cock

DOG. COCK.
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My cock is the shape of the graph itself
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>>10285509
Since when the kids walk around with there peenors out so people would know?
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>>10285509
>mutilization
your dick should not look like this
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Lol Americans and their Jewcocks
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>>10285532
Keep telling yourself that to your mutilated dick.
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This kid in my neighborhood has a dick that's bigger than mine. He's 13 and I'm 25. I hate my life.
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>>10285570
Don't worry. You wouldn't be able to use one anyway.
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>>10285570
someone posted a picture in /v/ of a trap taking hormones to look more trappish. his dick was bigger than mine ;_;
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/a/ - Cocks
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ONLY IN AMERICA
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>>10285566

I hear a lot of women liked circumciseed p0n0s.

I, however, do not have one.
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>>10285620
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>>10285532
JEW
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I would have sex with Kamina if he had no penis at all
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reported.
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>>10285570
Also, if anyone is wondering "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?", well we have a community pool and I was lounging, yes Anonymous does go outside sometimes, and this girl just ran up and tugged the kids swim trunks down. I saw it happen and when his pOnOs flopped out I couldn't believe it.....I got so pissed off I left went home and cried.
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This is now a turtle cock thread.
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>>10285746

lol, japan gets it done, always
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>>10285509
How the fuck would a kid see your child's penis anyways? Believe it or not, public displays of one's genitalia isn't a ritual every child follows.
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>>10285746

What the fuck? I'm almost afraid to ask but.. sauce?
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>>10286567
Zoophilia Syndrome - Yugo Kurita
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I downloaded and fapped to that before and felt like shit afterwards.
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>>10285875
Perhaps in his area kids play with each other dicks all the time.
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I just measured mine. It's about 5 in in length, 3.5 circumference. Guess mine isn't big enough to pleasure a woman.
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hey guis I can't get mine up. Helpz
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7" long but only 4.5 wide, barely enjoyable

so how do i get my dick fatter
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For instance, penises.
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>>10286868
YOU STOP THERE.
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>>10286839

put some bengay on there. it feels GREAT.
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I'm just barely a B.

Anyway, the chart is most likely rigged to make you feel small so you buy whatever product sponsors it.
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>>10287022
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so what does bengay do?
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I'm an E with a 5' long and around cylinder. :(
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>>10286606

Thanks for making me even more fucked up. I'm trying to resist fapping..
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Circumference : 8
Length : 3

Yea I didn't need a chart to tell me I can't satisfy a woman.
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>>10284780

Easy. Next time you fap, wrap a string around your cock and measure it. That's the circumference. Unless you've got a pencil dick it's going to most likely be over 3 inches.
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I'D BE GLAD TO TRY THIS CHART ON FOR A SIZE, ZIMMER STYLE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>10287145

..If that's erect, how big is it not erect?
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>>10287058

duh. if the ideal girth is 6.5 inches, that's a dick that's (6.5/3.14159~) = 2 inches wide. i don't know, mine is about like 4.5cm across at the head where it's fattest, and that's something like 1.7 inches, right? and i think i have about an average dick or something like that. so don't get butthurt if your dick is smaller than the graph, because you're probably just the same as everyone else.

as long as you don't have a filthy jewcock.
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>>10285177
>What matters is if your penis is made of chocolate and ejaculates money.
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My penis is 5.5 long and 5.5 wide. Looks like my gf has been lying to me.



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