When I was a kid, I was diagnosed with terminal cancer that they ended up actually being able to treat. But when they thought I was gonna die in like six months, I got a Make-A-Wish wish. I said I wanted to meet Lord Genome. Of course they weren't gonna tell a dying kid that Lord Genome doesn't exist, so I guess they just got a professional cosplayer. So I got to meet this hot guy who looked like Lord Genome. I asked him how he managed to become Spiral Knight and he was like "uuuuh" and it was pretty obvious he had never actually seen the show before... It kinda sucked. The Make-A-Wish foundation dumped this second-rate Spiral Knight wannabe on me?
But anyway, I got over it, and I'm still alive. To this day I tell people that he healed me with his Spiral Energy.
you should've wished for sex