Roger Smith waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were megadeus in the city. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Alex Rosewater were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Roger was a megadesu pilot for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the mecha and he said to dad "I want to be on the mecha daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MEGADEUS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the city of amnesia he knew there were megadeus.
"This is Dastun" the radio crackered. "You must fight the megadeus!"
So Roger gotted his Big O and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the megadeus
"I will shoot at him" said the megadeus and he fired the rocket missiles. Roger punched at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the megadeus" he shouted
The radio said "No, Roger. You are the tomatos"
And then Roger was a hobo.
I love this meme.
Greatest ending ever.
First thing I thought when I saw this was;
No, Anon. You are the meme.
Tomatoes? Tomatoes are not apples!
But they ARE juicy...
I want to eat tomatoes