Having a girlfriend with a BIGGER COCK than you.
Still, beats being ronery ;_;
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He just isn't fully erect yet, is all.
Yes, because that happens all the time!
This is my fetish. Sauce?
It would be the best thing ever.
Anyone who dosen't get erect in this here situation is a fag.
He never gets to use his, anyway.
Proper dickgirls don't have balls.
Hate to say this guys, but I think balls are touching.