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I need to get banned from /a/ for a few weeks. How do I do this?

Am I doing it right?
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Promotions.
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Post some promotions.
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Compare the splitting of /a/ to the splitting of Germany after WW2. Instant ban.
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Say you like America
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Like so. Watch closely.
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will this do it?
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It's easy if you try!

~Just the two of us...
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cp
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OP needs to post the "nt" word.
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Spam /jp/ material and/or perpetuate Ghost Slide.
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>>10263326
How long would a tiggernits ban last for?
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Insult Planetes.
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>>10263345
I dunno, try it out.
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>>10263309
Horo <3
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post some hentai.
we can fap und you get banned.
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>>10263326

neet?
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Bitch please.
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>>10263366
You don't know what the "nt" word is?
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>>10263348

I don't want a moot permb& now.

How about this one:

I'M 17 YRS OLD AND TURN 18 IN TWO WEEKS
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Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and
my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the
BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ
HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!
^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and
saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!”
I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me
[O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand
and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to
kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.<
*(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and
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/a/ is West Germany while /jp/ is the Saarland
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>>10263399
I REMEMBER THAT SHIT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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Well I posted links to 4chanarcive and Gaia, just got a warning.

THIS SHIT WILL NEVER WORK, I GUESS?

Come on mods I really need to study.
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Post the damn NT word if you want a ban so bad. It's a wordfilter ban, banning will be automatic OP.
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>>10263451

How long a b&?
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>>10263399
Funny how they really do talk like that
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>>10263475
365 days.
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nuff said
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>>10263444
sounds like tiggernits

meaning is negrobreasts

figure it out, get banned, study, win

then come back and tell me how long your ban lasted for
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>>10263485
holy fuck...
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>>10263485

Oh god

Does horsecock work in the same way?
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CP plz
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>>10263444
I got banned for 9 days and said the same thing about needing to study. On day 2 of my ban went nuts and reset my IP...probably shouldn't have said that but oh well.
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>>10263496
Oh wow, why'd they do that?
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>>10263496
I was another computer at the time and posted it. Hell, even I didn't know an actual automatic ban was associated with it. When I submitted the word it came back as an abnormal reply and then bam, I was banned for 365 days.
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you can hijack threads, post /b/ memes in /a/, spam useless stuff, post promotions, etc, etc
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im not sure how long the b& will be for promotions, but i got banned almost a month (valentine day till 29th feb) for posting girl doing love shit.
I'll post the image in /r/ since i wont get b& there
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>>10263538
Lurk more
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plz mods, I have a 4chan Diamond account...at least u can help me out this once.

I promise never to sage in spite again if you do this.
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>>10263538
The "nt" word is the word 4chan is filtered to over on 7chan. This all goes back to those goddamn chan wars between 7chan's /b/ and 4chan's /b/.
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>>10263451
what's NT word?
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>>10263565

>>/r/2450380
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Ok, look. TO ANYONE WHO WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE NT WORD IS, GO TO 7CHAN'S /b/ AND TYPE IN 4CHAN. SEE WHAT 4CHAN IS WORFILTERED TO.
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>>10263571
Well wow, I didn't know that. Guess I was a little late to the party, finding 4chan somewhere in 2005.
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Lost the game, huh?
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>>10263594
You need three of them, tripfag.
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>>10263598
>go to 7chan
lolwut
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>>10263580

>>10263571 basically gave you the answer. I'm not going to say that word unless it's 6:00 monday (my final is 8:00 AM tues) and I'm still on /a/ and haven't studied at all.

1 year b& > Flunking out of school


Srsly.
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>>10263613
thanks for the tips

>>>/r/2450380
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>>10263598
>GO TO 7CHAN
Not worth it man, not worth it.
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>>10263580

>>10263571 basically gave you the answer. I'm not going to say that word unless it's 6:00 monday (my final is 8:00 AM tues) and I'm still on /a/ and haven't studied at all.

Flunking out of school > 1 year b&


Srsly.
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ITT Anonymous tries to get people banned by asking what the "nt" word is.
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badmouth naruto. it'll get you banned good.
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Piss off the mods. Insult them sometimes works. CP sometimes works. It all depends on their mood.
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No CP in here yet?
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Will ghost slide do it?
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i don't believe you guys.

NIGGЕRТIТS
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>>10263647
fix'd with reconnecting the internet
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>>10263682
WHAT
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>>10263647
Most users here should have dynamic IPs anyways.
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>>10263565
proof... lol wut
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Posting a link to the archive should get you a week length automatic ban, last I checked.
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Man, these are some serious bans for stupid shit. I get 3 or 4 day bans for hardcore loli promotions. 365 days for an autoban word? messed up.
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>>10263689
I was wondering that too
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>>10263721

It's a bitch, I know. But my IP doesn't change until I reset my comp, and mine's been on for a month straight turned off only by sleeping.

A 9 day b& would be awesome.
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>>10263703
:D
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>>10263739
I got banned for asking "Whats the artist name?" on some thread that was full of loli.
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>>10263682
RAGE
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4chanarchive.org
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>>10263779

mods have been kinda nazi about loli lately though. We used to have threads with 100+ replies filled with rapidshit links, and as long as the pics posted were free of promotions, they wouldn't be deleted. Good luck getting a thread like that now.
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>>10263739
111 days for posting the gaia copypasta.
mods can be bad sometimes.
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To the people who don't care about the "nt" word, I'd advise never going to 7chan for any reason whatsoever. The last time I was even in 7chan was when they had a loop of that song Playground by Another Bad Creation and little loli girls dancing on the front page of /b/.
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http://www.4chanarchive.org
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>>10263703
You still here?
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lol what

It's safe to say NlGGERTITS?



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