lets play a game /a/:
You are giving the task of selecting a group of 5 animu characters to join your party on a quest defeat the evil final boss that is trying to destroy all realities. The catch: none of these characters can be from shounen fighting crap (Nurutu sand ninja's, fail piece, Bleach, DBZ, jojo, etc.) In addition, non of these characters can have god hax powers (Haruhi, lain, the will of the universe, etc) or come with their pet/mecha (ie no mecha pilots or pokemon trainers). WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?!?!?
pic of final boss related
I CHOOSE CAT GO CAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
party needs a fluent english teacher
>>none of these characters can be from shounen fighting crap
there goes all of our choices
is all violence prohibited or only shonen violence?
Nobody could kill a reality when it would kill her.
Rin Tohsaka (Without Archer, of course.)
3 Mages and 2 Melee.
>none of these characters can be from shounen fighting crap
>none of these characters can have god hax powers or come with their pet/mecha (ie no mecha pilots or pokemon trainers).
How exactly are they supposed to win against an
>evil final boss that is trying to destroy all realities
Ali fron Gundam 00.
That's all I need.
Alucard doesn't have god hax? Are you insane?
I'd only need those two.
>god hax powers
Does Shiki count?
wait instead of sgt frog I want kaiji
Yes. Actually, anyone who is a match to OP's "evil final boss" would be a hax character. No exceptions.
Masaru (Sexy Commando, not Digimon)
Azuma Kazuma - Solar hands fuck yeah.
Kotomi Ichinose - Violin. It's super effective.
Mikawa Kai - Endless supply of submarines.
Yuuji Sakai - For his manly screams.
Makie Sasaki - For adorable eyecandy.
Crazy caster shells
Pure awesomeness, learning to be a true man
Also for fucking
it's not 'god hax' he's just really fucking powerful and everyone else is really fucking weak
Paul von Oberstein
Just as planned.
All you fucking need is Sekai.
Only one I need.
Motoko (love hina)
Bohemi (Pani Poni Dash)
Masuru San from sexy commando gaiden
Jay and silent bob
Edited for clarity.
Rika - seeing as nothing can kill her, the law of probability dictates that she will *eventually* kill the final boss.
Also, as the other anon said:
The rest of the party will be filled with male harem leads, just so I can watch them die horribly over and over.
motoko - love hina
amasawa - dennou coil
tomoyo - clannad
eri sawachika - school rumble
nausicaa - nausicaa
i'd ignore the final boss and just have hot dirty sex.
would not work
L wouldn't want to cooperate with anyone
Light would be too busy too kill everyone and take all the credit for himself
Johan would try to mindfuck everyone else into killing each other/killing themselves.
Akagi is more of a lone wolf.
saw that coming amile away faggot. also >Makoto_1.jpg
Kaiji - he'd cry manly tears but his quick thinking would be invaluable. In the end would knee the bad guy in the stomach and/or beat him at E card
Spike Spiegel - does kung fu and a black whole for a stomch count as hax powers?
Akari from Aria - comic relief and an indomitable cheerfulness. If she didn't get lost along the way maybe she could whack enemies with a paddle
Captain Harlock - nuff said
And even then, op didn't specify.
Asuka (for fucking)
Nono - Gunbuster 2
Reimu - Touhou
C.C. - Code Geass
I can take anything non-GL with this 3. Sadly the quest will end in less than a minute since Nono can warp and Reimu has reality hax.
C.C. is for side quest, my awesome geass would enable me to fuck all the girls in the game.
>>Reimu - Touhou
Brandon Heat/Beyond the Grave
People seem to be taking a bit too much leeway in the hax department. I figured The Major was pushing it, but fuck guys. Fucking Touhoes and Dio? And fucking Nasuverse and Guts and Angels....
That's actually kind of awesome in an incredibly manly, yet girly, way.
Guts (minus GODHAX armor)
Takenouchi (not masked; most dependable of the first years)
Guts ain't so bad in the god h4x department. He's just fuck strong with a sword that can, well, kill gods.
this team would bring on a new dark age
Dio is from jojo, its shounen.
Lucy- For physical strength and the sexy
Guts- Need No Explanation
Misato Katsuragi- Need a good driver and strategist
Afro Samurai- Need No Explanation
Samurai Jack- Need No Explanation
oberstein would have already prepared enough reasons for them to work together.
Nono alone would finish everything..
You have have all other girls for sex.
Not so much the sword as it is the armor, as >>10262766 has so gracefully mentioned.
Jojo is shounen. disqualified
Puru Puru whoever that fucking pilot is that says that shit
Aika S. Granzchesta
Akira E. Ferrari
Because nothing really bad could ever happen in ARIA. I'd bring Alice Carrol too, but the limit is 5 characters and someone has to stay and feed the cats.
the Harlock from endless odyssey. he's become so fucking badass minded that he could defeat even the grounds of the hell
Kaiji- Ultimate survivor, so if the rest of the party dies, he'd stay alive and continue to fight.
Yoko- Long-range attacker
Nurse Joy- Healer
I don't see how they could do too much without their mechs.
>non of these characters can......come with their pet/mecha
Naru from Love Hina(She can kick any guys ass who gives her a problem)
Ana Coppola(Her cuteness is extraordinary; can fight against the Nobue type)
Hosaka(He can charm all the women and put them in his harem)
K1(Rally our team and create attack plans)
Suzumiya Haruhi(If all else fails, she can remake the world)
You really should bring president Aria in place of Aika. It's better luck, you need Athena to sing gibberish beautifully, Alicia and Akira to make your life wonderful, and Akari cus she's the mail character
OH but choose your gondola wisely.
Thus no advantage in said quest to defeat great evil.
on the other hand if said world had mecha, then we would be an unstopable fighting force that would brutally rape the enemy
you can't use haruhi.
somebody said Horo before. wtf you blind, she's a god too, that's denied by game's rules
The final boss is Makoto. Just wait twelve episodes and the problem will solve itself.
>non of these characters can have god hax powers (Haruhi,
Kyon is god, not Haruhi.
Horo doesn't have god powers - control reality type
Suzaku (Code Geass)
Sousuke Sagara sans AS (Full Metal Panic)
Triela (Gunslinger Girl)
Brandon Heat (Gungrave)
But it doesn't, so they aren't, and it won't.
>non of these characters can have god hax powers (Haruhi...)
1. Your cliched sexy maid
2. Your cliched sexy nurse
3. Your cliched sexy catgirl
4. Your cliched sexy ninja girl (non shounen naruto related of course)
5. Your cliched cutie loli
Haruka Kaminogi (Noein)
Sakai Yuuji (Shakugan no Shana)
Then we will collect materials to construct mecha!
It is an rpg of course, well the premise of it :)
If all else fails, we fail horribly but at least i'll be chilling with the best gundam pilots in existance.
Holy crap i lol'd
Migi (Parasyte) detached from Shinichi and attached to one of the above.
Mahoro, Joy, Aisha, Shinobu, and... uh... Ruri?
1)Boss Chang (Black Lagoon)
2)Ryo Saeba (City Hunter)
3)Jotaro Joestar (Jojo)
4)Ogami Itto (Lone Wolf&Cub)
5)Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
The thread was too long, couldn't bring myself to read the whole thing. Substitute Primula from Shuffle for Haruhi. For the the hot loli sex that would ensue. That way, even if I lost, I would die happy.
Yoshida is that big boob chick right?
shed shield your meat alright
The team I usually have in mind has Nanoha and Teresa for tactical diversity instead of Haruka and Seras, but I guess they're barred by OP rules. I just picked out two replacements quickly.
And Suiseiseki for dolljoints sex.
Master Asia - G Gundam
Larc - Diebustar
Kirika - Noir
Akira - Mai Hime
Clive - Guu (for healing)
there's something wrong with your brains, anons
Orihime (Bleach)(Incase I need a fuck)
Since Ori is a healer, we'd rape everything,
Seras w/30mm rifle
ITT retards don't read the rules
Okay, thread's over now....
The OP specified no characters from SHITTY SHOUNEN were allowed. And yes, that includes Bleach.
Also, Alucard doens't have godhax. He's just insanely powerful.
you can guess that. but any cliched one would suffice.
God luck choosing your party:
Here is your last boss.
Enjoy your defeat.
1. Gutts (Berserk)
2. Munsu (Shin Angyo Onshi)
3. Sagara Sousuke (Full Metal Panic)
4. Lelouch (Code Geass)
5. The guy in Jojo with Gold Experience for healing.
More like saGARa
SCREW THE RULES I GOT MONEY!
I know but that team would rape everything right?
if only we had swallowed our pride and made the gurren-dan big five our team!
Sagara Sousuke (FMP)
Ryo Saeba (City Hunter)
Soldier Blue (Toward the Terra)
Chocolate Misu (Sorcerer Hunters) - for sexing
Get the fuck out.
Just Bandoh, really.
I don't think so, bitch
1 - Lina Inverse / Slayers: can destroy reality before the BBEG, so we'd win no matter what. Also, I get to fuck her.
2 - Haruka / Noein: can jump to and/or create a different reality in the worst case. Also, I get to fuck her.
3 - Shana / Shakugan no Shana: good at cutting off heads. Also, I get to fuck her.
4 - Becky / Pani Poni Dash!: She's the brains. Also, I get to fuck her.
5 - Tokiha Mai / My-HiME: Endless will / heart / whatever, and fire attacks, and also I get to fuck her.
Seeing as it's 100 % impossible to kill him, I'd say he possesses godhax.
I'll do all the fighting, these will just be my bitches
1. Shizuru Fujino
2. Sei Satō
3. Chikaru Minamoto
4. Hazuki Azuma
5. Tōka Kamiazuma(pre-sex op)
ITT: retards who dont see that they do this on purpose.
Kintaro Oe (Golden Boy)
Brad Kid (Yakitate!! Japan)
Masaru (Sexy Commando)
Eikichi Onizuka (GTO)
Keiichi Maebara (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni).
ITT retard arguing with a retard
I don't know why but Balalaika facepalming cracks me up. By the way, I'd put her on my team.
oh wow, now Gutz, Alucard, all your favorite hax char are freaking useless.. what the hell, there is no party in existence that can defeat Antispiral.
Most party can't even go into space....
May be I should bring Doraemon for anywhere dimension door and time machine. Doraemon is not from 'shounen fighting crap'.
You'd only be able to kill things which have no life.
He was defeated twice.
Would Killy count as Godh4x?
Fuck you, between Lina Inverse and Haruka Kaminogi, I can destroy ALL realities.
Yotsuba is invincible.
I don't need anyone else.
She'l send anyone to hell.
We dont care if he dies, but if he does this thread wouldn't exist.
Defeat = death. When did he ever die?
IT'S PARTY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Fuck defeating the evil boss, I just want a harem.
>Chocolate Misu (Sorcerer Hunters) - for sexing
This sir right here.
They'd end up in filler hell and never actually get shit done. Should go with a weaker team that can actually accomplish something more than once a decade.
Sakagami Tomoyo (Clannad) - STRONGEST Girl in our party = STRONGEST Party (Damage dealer)
Onizuka Eikichi (GTO) - Badass manly teacher (Tank)
Konoe Konoka (Negima) - Back-line healing support (White mage)
Jing (King of Bandit, Jing) minus Kir - King of Bandits, need I say more?
Clef (Magic Knight Rayearth) - Shota Magician! With staff in hand, if you know what I mean, will bring all enemies to their knees! (Black Mage)
Well fuck it, this is how I usually have it.
Hermione Ayasaki (Trap Hayate)
3 traps, one GAR and one FABULOUS
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW MANKOTO?
Oh shit, I think you just won the thread.
Your party sucks faggots. Here's a real manly party:
way to go fag, one of the chars is the boss you must fight
Makoto allies himself with greatness.
But what could they do in opposition to an illimitable being such as I? To the Alternate Space Labyrinth with them.
You didnt read the rules good sir, that team is for fighting MANKOTO not you.
Caster from Fate/Stay Night and Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Caster uses Rule Breaker. Your rules are now void. Kaiba has money, therefore the rules are now meaningless.
Summoning the combined forces of:
The Dragon Shenron
Eva units 00-03
The Galactic Ley Line
1. Claire Stanfield
2. Mamoru Akasaka
3. L Lawliet
1. The brains: L Lawliet
2. The brawn: Narumi Kato
3. The talent: Cibo
4. The finesse: Nancy Makuhari
5. The bankbook: Nagi Sanzen'in
1. The brains: L Lawliet
Turn to him for strategic planning. I have no idea what sort of twisted scheme to destroy the universe Mankoto could be cooking up with his army of yandere sluts but L will know what to do.
2. The brawn: Narumi Kato
Tried to think of the most badass manly guy who wasn't from a LOL FIGHTAN POWAH LEVULZ manga.
3. The talent: Cibo
Because muscles will only get you so far in the modern world. You need somebody who knows a lot about machines. She's also another genius except she's actually a team player.
4. The finesse: Nancy Makuhari
Seductive and stealthy. The perfect spy and infiltrator.
5. The bankbook: Nagi Sanzen'in
Well every resistance needs money to eat and be well equipped.
I don't know any of those characters except for L, but thanks for playing.
Indeed, that is correct, however, a knowledgeable Anonymous commendably recommended that we substitute the initially designated Spiral final boss with me. This transition appears to be appropriate considering the previously delegated final boss has precedently been vanquished.
Now then, Spirals, fight me! Fight me with all you have and fail! I will show you the futility of fighting against us!
Oho. I can reestablish the decorum at any instant I desire, however, let us make this interesting. Please, Spirals, acquaint me with how you can struggle against an army of your own clones!
Muscle Rider from Gantz
Do I Win?
Guts - Raw power
Yagami - Mastermind
Oboro - Agility based
Gōzaburō Seto - Lead
Rider - Scout
- Rider: She can fight, and she seems to be very good in bed, and when I say bed I mean hehehehe
- Yoko - Sharpshooter, also for other reasons...
- Tamaki - Her grip strength is unbelievable, but like I said, for other purpose... :)
- Arcuied - Strength, Power, and beauty.
- Tsukimi(Sekirei), well purely because she is hot.
All girl party, it be a long time before I even fight with the final boss, got alot of leveling up to do hheheehehehehehehahahahamwhahaa
This thread is gay and you should feel gay.
Does Shiki Tohno count as having god powers? Cause if not he's all I would need, all others to bring along would be for lulz and such.
This is an impossible task, the final boss cannot be beat
I would take shinji ikari to bore god wiyh his mindless chatter, then rikimaru from tenchu would go behing him and slit his throat. Also 3 busty babes for f action. Thats my plan.
What if the final boss is LINA INVERSE- LORD OF NIGHTMARE. Now let see how you can beat that, I mean choose any godly characters and I bet you still won't be able to beat IT
Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
Silence Glaive Surprise provides instant KO.
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
The Giga Slave + all-around magical prowess.
Takamachi Nanoha (StrikerS)
Backup for Lina, also more mobile and combat-oriented.
Shamal (Nanoha A's)
Healing/support magic. Also opens portals into the enemy's insides for the others to fire spells into. Preferably explosive spells.
His power level is at 9999, he's got maxed-out equipment, and he's doing 1000k damage per hit. Subbing for Goku and friends as the all-around Epic Powerhouse. Hell, Laharl could probably do this by himself.