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Akagi challenged Kaiji to mahjong.

Of course, Akagi would want a body part if he wins. Kaiji accepts to bet his arm. Akagi wouldn't help him get to the hospital and has a knife ready.

Akagi wins, but Kaiji survives. Discuss how.
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>>10260348
Akagi wins every time.
Kaiji is the ultimate survivor.

Paradox eh?
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Why is Guts in a Tony Montana's suit?
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Kaiji's superhuman abilities to survive give him the ability to run like the flash. He gets to the hospital safely.

Akagi hangs Kaiji's arm up as a trophy somehwhere.
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akagi wins
kaiji becomes second place
everyone else are losers
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>>10260348

Various doctors are in teh same room
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Kaiji fucked Akagi up with his own knife.
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Losing an arm doesn't automatically kill you. Of course he could survive it.
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>>10260348
How far is he from the hospital?
>>10260487
Yeah, because you can't bleed to death before you get to the hospital.
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inb4 300 replies
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>>10260348
holy shit awesome picture
New wallpaper
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>>10260518
I wonder how all those people who lose an arm in a war survive. I suppose they just go to a nearby hospital in the middle of the jungle, right?
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>>10260572
That's not funny. That's how my father died.
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>>10260348

by the way...
is that supposed to be Akagi on the left?
Cause it kinda looks like Johan from Monster...
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>>10260572

Have you like never heard of surgeons on the battle field before?
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OP Here
>>10260611
It is Johan from monster. Pic unrelated, sorry.
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Who in the right mind would challenge Dio to a game of poker. He could just pause time to go look at your cards.
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>>10260659

Johann would still win. Somehow.
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>>10260659
Well, obviously they would kick him out of the game the minute he screams "ZA WARUDO".
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ZAWA ZAWA
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After getting his arm cut off, he probably used a jacket or shirt to tie the stump and block off all major arteries so he doesn't bleed to death. This is all fine and well, but how does he get his arm back?

Simple. He runs into Endou or Tonegawa who offer him a chance to get a new prosthetic arm or something in a single night. And of course, he accepts. All he has to do is get a certain amount of balls in Explosive Hungry Hungry Hippos.

ZAWA ZAWA
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>>10260756
Holy fuck this would be awesome.
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>>10260745
Yes, but what if before the game Johan manages to sweet talk Dio into not doing something like that?
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>>10260748
woah, wait, what?
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This is how EVERY Akagi vs. Kaiji match ends.
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>>10260748
needs moar Kaiji doujin scanlations
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Kaiji is Jesus, his tears cure all.
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>>10260801
What do you mean? Akagi gets a hard on while cutting his arm off and fucks his stump?
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>>10260348
I need to know sauce and who's the guy on Dio's left pretty please.
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>>10260834

HAHA, OH WOW.
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>>10260851

http://egorhythm.lovesick.jp/
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>>10260851
>Dio's left
what

you don't know who that is?
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You're a retard Kaiji-san.
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Kaiji discovers how shitty his luck is, so he goes for an "all crap" hand in the last round of the last game, his pair (red dragons) are also the extra dora tiles, he pretends to be dealing only safe tiles so Akagi will not get a direct hit on him, Akagi Deals Kaiji's winning tile and thus Kaiji makes an upset and wins, Akagi has to pay all of Kaiji's debs... Then Akagi challenges Kaiji to a double or nothing, Kaiji accepts
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>>10261125
Kaiji loses both arms.
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>>10260348
Kaiji would ask for Akagi to be handicapped, so that things are evened out (Kaiji is the ultimate survivor but not a Mahjong expert).
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Kaiji cauterizes his arm with the the chairman's griddle.
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There's ice and towels. There's ALWAYS ice and towels.
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Fukumoto dies of old age before the story is completed.
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>>10260965
It's just that Gatts with a costume...i was not sure (plus i don't see what he's doing in this pic since it's only smart bad guys except for Kaiji)
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