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Who's with me?
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Not giving up, but I know the chances for me ever getting any are extremely low.
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He should try to woo his supervisor, she's the only one who cared enough to help him out a bit.
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I GOT YO BACK!
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But I'm gay.

I'll give up on real men forever. Such fucking faggots, the lot of them.
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>>10258363

Not me for sure: my only problem is that women gave up on me a long time ago.
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Already did.

If you can get over the fact that YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH SOFT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FLESH AND NEVER EXPERIENCE THE WARM LOVE OF A FEMININE EMBRACE BAWWWWWW again then its quite worth it
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>>10258397

Really now? Dude, I know the ONLY reason you hold this position in GARhalla is because a girl kissed you. Fucking hypocrite.
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>>10258432
>again

?
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>>10258464
My sister
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Not me.

I shall cling to that sliver of hope no matter how small it becomes.
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I would but I can't. Fucking women, they're an addiction and the enemies of reason. In this moment I'm actually getting some, but I just wish I could give up on the for good.

I'll give you an advice, anon. If what you're looking for is just fucking, making out with or at the very least just touch them; then just lower your standards if you're that desperate. Ugly chicks are always desperate.

If what you're looking for is a real relationship then my advice is to go for the artsy chicks. That's the closest you'll get to an attractive and smart geek girl, and they're usually very open minded too. Odds are that they'll accept you for who you are (unless you're incredibly messed up) and you'll be able to have a decent relationship. You just have to lay down the crazy little by little so they don't freak out.
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>>10258611
You can also find a chick with low self esteem and manipulate her into being your personal bitch.
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>>10258611

Girls... don't like small dicks, do they?
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>>10258728
...How small is 'small'?
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>>10258728
Normally, no. But (from what I've heard of, no, really) they don't care much about the size, but about how you use it. In other words if you have a small dick you have to make up for it with more effort.
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>>10258738
2 inches ;_;
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>>10258738

Something like 7 cm small
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>>10258761
Erect?

I guess it doesn't matter so long as you make her feel good. Which you can do in other ways that with you dick.
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>>10258758

Oh.
Do girls like a dick that stands up from even holding hands?
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>>10258782
If you blush when it happens they will.
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>>10258782
Depends on the girl. I think most wouldn't notice.
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/a/ - penis sizes
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The only reason I ever want a woman is to have sex with them.

Seriously, they are fucking annoying and whiny at all times, so I don't know why any guy would want one other than for sex.
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>>10258818

Here you go.

http://www.depaga.com/frameset.html
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>>10258818
Stop talking to bitches. Get out more Anon, your mind is so skewed.
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I've never made any real effort to become involved with women, and I realize that's a personal failing and won't go all emo pretending its their fault.
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>>10258815

serious business
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>>10258837

Damnit I wish I lived in japan...
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I just want me a nice woman.

Not nice for the situation, not nice just to get me, just nice by nature. No biting sarcasm, no backstabbing, no over-the-top bragging.

There are no women like like left, so i'll be ronery forever. Ho hum.
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>>10258818
That's why men suck so hard. Who in god's name would want to be with someone who doesn't even like you? I suppose you pretend to care, which is even more pathetic than outright dislike. Seriously, lesbians. That's the only way to go.

You KNOW they'd be happier with each other.
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'kay guys, let's move on to RL trap.
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>>10258843
I'm afraid you haven't talked to women beyond when they're at a cash register or something.
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I managed as far as getting a long distance relationship. Even that took me like a year and only lasted two months. Given the fact that I'm antisocial to the point that I can't hold a coherent conversation IRL, I've pretty much given up. I just keep telling my self that I still have enough time to enjoy life before I start feeling REALLY ronery. After all, I'm only 19 right now.
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>>10258818
To be honest sex is overrated. It's not the same having sex with some random one night stand or some girl you just settled with than having sex with a girl you actually love. A girl who you feel comfortable with and who you want to please. A girl whose smell and soft skin are just begging you to make her moan.

Women are awesome, it's just really, really, really, really, really, really fucking hard to find one that's worth the time. But if you do find one then it's awesome.
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>>10258898
moar.
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I just want me a nice woman.

Not nice for the situation, not nice just to get me, just nice by nature. No biting sarcasm, no backstabbing, no over-the-top bragging.

There are no women like that left, so i'll be ronery forever. Ho hum.
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>>10258897
women (in general) are fucking stupid, don't underestimate just how much stupid shit they're capable of.

Of course men (in general) are fucking stupid as well.
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>>10258902
I have certainly talked to a bigger cross section of girls than you, considering you class every single one of them as a whiny bitchy asshole.

Or maybe you're just a faggot yourself and think you're better than everyone. That must be the reason why no one likes you, right? Because you are superior?
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I'll never trust a woman in real life ever.
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>>10258897
Are you a woman?

Sounds like you are.
I know women hate sex (thats why they avoid it)
but let me describe what sex is to men

its like a drug addiction. Once you get the first pop you can't ever stop. You gotta have more and more. And we know this

That and all of us here are ronery so we would figure out that we are dependant to sex and become emo for it
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>>10258937
Using generalizations saves time and brainpower.
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>>10258897

Most lesbians are just girls who are too afraid of having a relationship with a guy. We men don't get this luxury, so fuck you, lesbians.
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>>10258939
Why?
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IN DURING SHITSTORM
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I really wish robot girls were real so that all the I-hate-women assholes would have someone to fuck and noone would ever have to deal with their worthless asses again.
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>>10258942
You just described a good can of pringles.
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>>10258914
>>>/jp/218089
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>>10258991
Also lol'd
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>>10258978
unfortunately, they'd still hate women, and you'd still have to deal with them.
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>>10258991
Atleast pringles don't cost 400$ an hour
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>>10258978

Relax, dude, we're still young. Wait for, uh, 10 years and we'll be there.
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Why so much wimmenz hatred /a/. If I can go out and get a nice girl then surely you can. I doubt even half of you are as ugly as me.

The trick is not to fawn or fall for the bitches. You know they're going to trample all over you so just don't even go there.
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>>10258978
The whole point of that "robot girl" series was to prove that sex isn't needed in love.

Nice work, anonymous. Pffft.
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>>10258905
It would help if you, yourself, were nice.
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>>10259004

maybe that is why chobits was so gay
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>>10258950
This isn't true.

>>10258942
Women like sex, but only a little. Keep in mind that every man a woman meets wants to fuck them. What would you be doing if you were a girl? I don't think you'd be on your back 24/7 like a girl would have to if she were to fuck every guy she meets.
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>>10258942
>women hate sex

Whut. This is totally false.
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>>10258950
Dunno when it comes to generalizations like that, but my personal experiences with fat bulldykes and skinny little freakazoid bitches more or less speaks for this as well.

And seriously, what's up with the short hair and pants? You'd think a woman who's solely attracted to other women would accentuate her feminity or at the very least keep it, and not become some kind of disgruntled little boyish thing.
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>>get a nice girl

The only people who think nice girls exist are guys who have been pussy-whipped into submission.
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ITT: people who have never had sex or a girlfriend talk about what girls like.
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>>10258942
Women do like sex...
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>>10259045
Your mother is a bitch, your grandmother is a bitch.
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>>10259030

Right, because women just love having sex.

Oh wait, they don't. That's why when you get married you're pretty much guaranteed to have sex only once a year.
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>I don't think you'd be on your back 24/7 like a girl would have to if she were to fuck every guy she meets.

Actually yes, yes I would.
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>>10259043
They're dykes for a reason. They're making the outside reflect the inside.
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>>10259004
Pfft back at you, do you think these people are capable of loving anyone? That anyone can live up to their expectations? Seriously we're all better off with them fucking inanimate objects.
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>>10259019

I was nice. Didn't work, I was ignored and always left out of the loop in university.
Then I got fed up and wasn't nice. Didn't work, whenever I tried objecting to their treatment I was always told that a man shouldn't talk to women that way.
Now I got sick of being angry all the time and am nice again. Still doesn't work.
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>>10259065
Have you ever been married?

Women DO like sex. They just don't like it as much as men, because men have a bigger sex drive. This is proven by SCIENCE.
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>>10259026

It's true.
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>>10259071
shut the fuck up you cunt
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>>10259092
Stop being such a fake.
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>>10258978
Meh, I get sex and right now I'm dating someone, but I still hate women. Though, my reason for hating women is because they bring forward my prime biological impulses and I stop being as rational as I normally am. I hate irrational stuff and I hate not having complete control of myself. That's why I hate women.
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>>10259071
I wouldn't mind a nice robot girl.
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>>10259019
Of course I am.

But being nice isn't popular, so they don't live that way. Their entire lives are spent as a game to see who can insult and tear down other people the fastest.

Hence forever ronery.
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>>10259019

There are plenty of nice guys. Of course, they always finish last.

I guess that's just the way it is though. Since all girls are uncaring bitches, it makes sense that they would go for guys who are total assholes.
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This thread is fucking ridiculous.
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>>10258947
Sexism all boils down to generalizations.
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>>10259099
Anonymous is an uninformed hikikomori, remember. They don't know anything about how women operate, they just work off of stereotypes.
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>>10259149

It's not sexism if it's the truth.
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>>10259043
>>10259053
>>10259065
>>10259030
>>10259026
>>10258942
Women don't hate sex, they just don't love it as much or with the "here and now" intensity that men do.

Seeing through a raw biological view, it's because they got the shitty part of human procreation. A man can fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and fuck some more, and unless he decides he'll man up to the consequences, he remains unaffected. A woman gets pregnant, has to carry that little foetoid bundle of love for 9 months and then squat it out, ruining her figure and her vagay. Naturally, this on average leads to a "picky" attitude.
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>>10259149
Masteroftheobvious.png

That's what everything boils down to.

Living without generalizations gets you nowhere.
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>>10259099

I have several friends who are married and basically their sex lives have come to a complete stop.

Getting married is completely pointless nowadays anyways.
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>>10259165
Keep telling yourself that, emofag.
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>>10259117

How?
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>>10259116
Like this guy. He sucks ass. Noone wants to be with him and that pisses him off. If he had a robot he could treat it like crap, beat it up to relieve his own frustrations, dress it up like anime characters, whatever. And no real person would have to deal with him.

It's win-win I tell you.
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>>10259165
It isn't the truth though. Every single person in the entire world could not possibly act the same way. A bunch of people have a bad experience, they tell another bunch of people, and it becomes the norm. People who have no idea of these things IRL spout shit so it looks like they know what's up.
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Nice girls, Nice girls...
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>>10259196

Enjoy your sexless life, Mr. Pussy Whipped.
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>>10259071
I have low expectations

A bitch that totally isn't fucking batshit insane. Someone that will actually put out once in a while. And someone that has a bigger world then her LOL BFFs
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To this day the gnashing of teeth and drama and angst that "romance" causes in people is perplexing. Cant you people just manage your impulses? Are you all so ADD riddled that you lose sight of reason in the face of the chance to bump nasty? Does your tumltuous little escapades with the opposite (or...same sometimes?) sex really have to seep into your entire way of thinking?

Ah well, at least it's fun to watch (in more ways than one)
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>>10259182
Because birth control is this rare and obscure medication that only a few people in the world know about
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It would be nice to have a girlfriend who wasn't a backstabbing fiend who wasn't completely crazy.

Not sure if those exist anymore.
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>>10259139
All the girls I've gotten have been because I'm nice and sweet to them. Though in general I always say what I think and I never say any compliments I don't mean, I'm a gentleman over all. So yeah, being nice, and especially, being yourself works. Unless you're an unlikeable prick, I guess.
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Oh Horo......WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL
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>>10259251

>>Are you all so ADD riddled that you lose sight of reason in the face of the chance to bump nasty?

Quite the opposite. Unfortunately, this leads to frequently bailing out of legitimate opportunities.
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If I get married and my wife never wants to have sex with me, I'll just pretty much start ignoring her.
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3d men are pig disgusting.
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>>10259266
The Instinct >>>> The Mind

That shit is set fucking deep. It's not some passing urge or somesuch, it's the fucking basis of the entire gender. And even considering with this in effect, the "picky attitude" will make here choose the same kind of men to fuck that she'd choose to have her "love"-babies.
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>>10259281
People who are obsessed with looks and sex are pricks. Having standards isn't bad... but the choosiness of some people is just annoying.

Being a gentleman works, if the woman in question is a lady. Such things are so, so rare in this world... Being nice and compassionate isn't popular anymore.
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>>10259280
It would be nice to have a boyfriend who was genuinely nice. Genuinely a good guy who genuinely liked me.

Not a "nice guy" who was playing some part (badly) just to get sex. Oh well, I guess they don't exist.
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>>10259334
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>>10259165
Sexism is not the truth, it's generalizations.

>>10259139
It's funny, because Anonymous always goes for the other extreme. They're vile, rotten assholes instead of normal, NON-PUSSIFIED men, who are called "assholes" by people who are pussies.

I see some of the things that Anonymous says to a girl that are just fucking stupid. They actually say "Go back to the kitchen" and "Are you gonna show me your tits?"

That shit will never work.
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There are... REAL women in this thread?
Ergh...
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>>10259320
Friend of mine has been getting squat from his girl for some time now. From daily to like monthly. Being together 24/7, sleeping in the same room, doing everything together, and generally acting like you're grafted at the hip is what ruins everything.
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>>10259266
He specifically said "Seeing through a raw biological view..." you fucking idiot.
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>>10259345

I think I can speak for most people when I say that I don't act in real life the way I act on 4chan.

If you do, there's something fucking wrong with you.
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>>10259182
That's when you provide a little thing called the Falcon Punch. Everyone wins!
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>>10259357
Don't steal my words in the middle of a thread, Anonymous.

and stop pretending to be female, that's also an annoying troll.
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>>10259380

That's the problem with women nowadays. They think the relationship is all about what they want.
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>>10259357
fuck you.
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>>10259266
Catholic girls don't use birth control because the church tells them not to. There a lot of people who still ARE ignorant to birth control.
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Girls over analyze everything. If you sent a girl some tulips, the first thing that might come tt her mind is, "Why aren't they roses?" or "He's just pulling a nice guy act to get into my pants."

A woman on the other hand would more than likely realize that you sending flowers, be it tulips or roses, is just your honest act of being nice, that you care about her.
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I have sex every day, sometimes with different girls. It's not that hard, all you gotta do is get out of your house
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>>10259443
I think women have the right to be suspicious, because nice men are not the majority.
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>>10259380
This is true. People who glue themselves together are generally unhappier. They start to hate each other.
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>>10259339

That's a shitty justification.

I guess when a guy rapes someone, it's just hardwired into his brain and isn't his fault.
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>>10259357

So in the absence of genuinely nice guys you settle for guys who assert their superiority over you to get sex?
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If you act like an asshole, you're gonna attract assholes. If you go into a relationship expecting the girl to be a huge bitch and a 'typical female' you're gonna see everything she does as proof of this. Stop looking through stereotyped goggles and just take people for who they are, regardless of gender. A little common courtesy for other people goes a long way.
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>>10259466

Because if you act like a nice guy, you will never get anywhere.

Who wants to be a nice guy when you can act like a dickhead and get all the women you want.
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Threads like these remind me why I hate people. Men and women.
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Aim for Kipi, settle for what you end up with.
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>>10259429
Maybe Catholic girls in AMERIKA...
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>>10259457
I don't need sex. Stop equating love and sex, it's irking me.
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>>10259500
IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY
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My standards are too high to have a working relationship. I have admitted this to myself and others, and so I've decided to dedicate my life to my work and to my ideals.

Some may call it empty, but it feels pretty good so far.
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ITT: BAAAWWWW THIS GIRL/BOY WONT GO OUT WITH ME

ALL GIRLS/BOYS MUST BE BITCHES AND BASTARDS UUUHUUUU
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>>10259401
I'm worse in real life. On 4chan, I at least make an occasional contribution.
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>>10259457
So...you're a call-boy?
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>>10259486
Hey thats what my uncle did!

His wife is literally a schizophrenic that steals all his stuff and sells it for speed!
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>>10259457
Wooooow. So great. Here, have a cookie.
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>>10259320
Don't get married, marriage is fail. If she truly loves you, she'll stick around forever anyways.

If you don't completely love and want to fuck a person every day, then don't marry them. YOU TOO, GIRLS.
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>>10259401
>I think I can speak for most people when I say that I don't act in real life the way I act on 4chan.

>If you do, there's something fucking wrong with you.

Really? I mean honestly? The only thing I carry out into the real world from 4chan is my black humor, cynicism and dry humor. I still laugh when someone dies in a stupid way (see: Codey Porter S&) and love car wrecks, accidents. But IRL I'm actually polite to women by default. Yes ma'am, no ma'am, holding the door for them, picking up something they drop when they don't notice etc. The thing is though, this "polite to women" stuff makes me a sorta hit with older women and more of a turnoff to girls my age.
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>>10259525
From what I see, it does.

>>10259536
I feel that way too. But the unusual thing i've noted is that older male anons seem to somehow get relationships and get married in their 30s and 40s. It's like something clicks for them...

somewhat weird.
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>>10259443
It's actually you who is over analyzing girls by thinking "What will she think if I send her tulips?" and "If she was a women, I think that she wouldn't care"
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>>10259182
It's more of a human social thing too. Women are taught that sex is icky, appreciate virginity and all that shit.

Personally, women can crave for sex as much as a man. I mean seriously Sex and the City, while unrealistic it can be, they pretty much nail it that women's perspective in sex.

Plus women rather have quality than quantity anyway. And that most don't hit their sexual peak until mid-40s.

Also the stigma of being a slut doesn't help matters as well.
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>>10259525

Yes it does. There has actually been scientific inquiry into why this is. It's been theorized that since "nice guys" often display less confidence than dickheads, they get less women. From evolution, women have come to prefer confidence over nice guys.
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>>10259518
What.
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>>10259450
There's a difference between fucking logical thinking regarding the raw mechanics of human childbirth, and an act of sexual domination perpetrated by a person who actively hates the victim/victim's entire gender.

And how the fuck is this a "justification"? You speak as if it's a goddamn crime that women don't tear down the walls to reach your flabby form and ravish it with their tongues at length.
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One of my buddies who's 19 called me up the other day and told me he had gotten engaged to a girl. I called him a stupid motherfucker and hung up. Biggest mistake he'll ever make.
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there's a difference between being nice and being a bitch. learn it faggots.
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There are good men in the world, there are good women in the world. I hate it when sweeping generalizations are made about either gender. It's not what's between their legs that makes people bitches/bastards, it's who they are. Gender has nothing to do with it.
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>>10259587
so because i lock up when ever i have to make a choice is the problem?
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>>10259492
The catholic faith itself says no birth control. The fucking Pope says no birth control. The Pope don't live in America. Lurk moar.
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It's really quite simple.

You can be attractive to girls without being an overbearing asshole, just be normal. Have confidence and be comfortable in yourself and it'll come out naturally. Don;t act surprised when you act like a wet lettuce and women aren't chomping at the bit to get at you.
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To find out if a girl TRULY loves you, see if she'll eat your poop.
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>>10259565
Yup, and the funny thing is that I can't find anyone better than her glorious example in druggie speed-addictedness

(not all women are speed addicts but all women act a hell of alot like speed addicts)
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>>perpetrated by a person who actively hates the victim/victim's entire gender.

Now that's just sexist.
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>>10259657
>You can be attractive to girls without being an overbearing asshole, just be normal. Have confidence and be comfortable in yourself and it'll come out naturally.

Tried this all through high school and college, didn't work. I'm now 26 and still pure as a snowflake. I was like a ghost.
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/a/ - virgins
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It's called RESPECT faggots.

If a woman has none for you, show none back. Leave her, don't speak with her. You also shouldn't expect respect from someone right off the bat. Both of you have to work for it. If you act like all women are good for is sucking dick and making sandwiches then you'll get no respect and will be treated with none.
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>>10259624

Yeah, marriage has lived out it's purpose.

I hope that I will someday find that "special someone", but I can tell you right now that I will never get married to them.
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>>10259657
HAHAHAHA NO.
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>>10259700
What a loser. Stop thinking about being a virgin,and you'll get your pussy someday.
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>>10259656
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The Pope has power over all Catholics around the world. Whatever the Popes say, you can be in fucking Tasmania and you have to follow it.
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>>10259715
Have you ever actually talked to a girl before?
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>>10259711

You could be on the Goddamn moon and still have to listen to his German ass. I should know.
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Anonymous, I'd love it if you'd be my mutual partner. I'd love it if we could just cuddle and watch the sun go down and waste the day in each other's warmth...
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>>10259657

There's also that thing with people thinking you're not confident unless you're always trying to bring them down.
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>>10259657

That generally doesn't work.
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>>10259725
>What a loser.

I don't think you have the right to call anyone a loser considering where you are.
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>>10259737

If you want to cuddle and do something romantic, than I expect to be able to sex you up.
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>>10259401
People act that way outside of 4chan or /b/, on the internet or person-to-person, speaking to other female humans and being immature. Immaturity is something that Anonymous needs to reduce, both online and in person. It's just too common that people take on different personalities online, it's like everybody today has a multiple personality faggotry disorder or something.

Be glad you're not one of them.
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when the fuck did this place turn into /jp/?
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>>10259649
Truth.

To be honest, while assholes can make good acquaintances, I rather have the nice guys. Hell, all but one of my ex-boyfriends were nice guys, except one who turned out to be an asshole luckily early in the relationship.
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/a/ - Roneryness and Depression

/jp/ is already dead. moot is a brat
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I hate most people in general.

Simple as.
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>>10259715
I like you. Good work.

Is the woman deserving of respect? If not, it's not worth it.
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>>10259764
I'll be the one sexing YOU up Anonymous.
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>>10259718
Actually, it's still needed if anything for the benefits and in case shit happens.
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I give up. The only way to understand it is to go out and experience it.

So what if a girl says no to going out with you. It's not like you have lost anything, you'll still be in the same position as before. Sooner or later you will find a kindred spirit, but not if you don't go out and do something about it. Pluck up some courage and just say hi to someone in passing, you will seriously be amazed at how it can boost you.
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WAIT, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR ALL OF YOU.

KILL YOURSELVES.
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I'm not really interested in a relationship. Just seems to be a waste of time. I would much rather focus on my career and success than find a girl that will probably just bring me heartache.
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>>10259793

Weird looks from strangers give you a boost? You're one perverted motherfucker, comrade.
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>>10259401
>I think I can speak for most people when I say that I don't act in real life the way I act on 4chan.

>If you do, there's something fucking wrong with you.

No, there's nothing wrong with them. There is one term in social psychology called herd behavior. People drawn by the masses act in the way they never would dare to. Take public demonstrations for an example.
Also, you manifest your true personality here, where there are no restrictions.

And I have to mention, I relate to this person to some point. >>10259562
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>>10259793
No you won't

You will never ever find any women worth your time

don't you get it? The only women worth it are also depressed and are being abused by assholes (therefor taken) or all stuck in their room away from you so you never even know they exist

THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST
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>>10259796

In case shit happens? If something does happen and you get divorced, you are likely to lose possession and your kids to the women.

The courts are so sexist towards men in regards to divorce right now that it's ridiculous. Marriage just hurts a man in the long run. Might as well not get married at all.
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>>10259562
I can't believe I missed this post. You're like my fucking twin.

I can only get along with people who are twice my age.
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>>10259700
That tells us nothing. We can't base much on such a simple and likely biased description. It's possible that wasn't even the problem. There's no 100% guaranteed way to get a woman.
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The problem with everyone in this thread is that they've listened to Anonymous so much they've turned into a bunch of self hating pessimists. Oh, I wont bother because she's just going to leave me anyway. I wont bother because she'll just cheat on me.

Have some goddamn respect for yourselves. Why shouldn't she like you? There's nothing wrong with you, unless you actually act like a /b/tard IRL. then you're just an immature faggot and should spend your time focusing on growing up rather than wimmenz for a while.
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>>Why shouldn't she like you?

Because I don't act like a complete jerk to her?
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>>10259883
Oh lawd here we fucking go.
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>>10259883
Nice work missing the point entirely.
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Real women suck. That's why you're here. No use arguing.
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>>10259867
Whell you need to EXPERIENCE certan things inorder to GROW UP

like for instance A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP or a GOOD MUTUAL FREINDSHIP

People that you can do that with don't exist

so nobody can really "grow up"
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Most of my experiences with women have been completely negative, so I really don't give two shits about them anymore except for sex.
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Sorry, no time to bother with women. I have a job, a nice place to live and I enjoy not having to ask or seek approval from someone to know if it's OK to buy something. Does this mean I think all women are instruments of the devil and should be treated like shit? No. I still respect women. Like >>10259562 said, holding doors, yes ma'am, no ma'am etc. It just means I have no interest in pursuing a relationship with anyone. I'm content with being alone.
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>>10259832

>Also, you manifest your true personality here, where there are no restrictions.

Haha, no. The herd mentality still exists here. For example, memes or "popular" opinion, or heck, masses of people going SAGE for no reason... those are just a few examples.
I would say that here, where you are nothing but an Anonymous, you are truly a faceless being in a big, wide flock of sheep.
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>>10259867
For some horribly naive reason, I always thought Anonymous just acted like that because they were jokingly trying to adhere to the weeaboo/hikkikomori/ronery Anonymous stereotype in a very subtle way.

...Anonymous, you don't actually think you're that pathetic, do you?
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>>10259850
PRE-NUPS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW THEM?

Besides, if you die, your woman can't pay for your postmortem expenses or shit she has to do. And if you two ever have kids, unintentional or no, some of your crucial benefits will disappear.
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>>10259850
Although most of the faggots in this thread have either actively tried to go for like 3 chicks that were "way out of their league" or not tried at all, I can completely agree with this sentiment.

My half-brother has been in a custody brawl for like 2-3 years for his kid, and in this latest one he has sole legal custody of the boy. Cops have done jack-shit to help him, and even when they have the woman so that they could arrest her, they don't do it. Shit, was one police chief that more or less just stated outright that if their roles had been reversed, and it was the man that had disappeared with the kid, it would've become a manhunt years ago.
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>>Why shouldn't she like you?

Hell if I know, but that's how it always is with me and other people. First they like me, then they're suddenly avoiding me unless they need something from me (I'm the resident computer guy who has broadband)
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>>10259947
You need to stop letting people walk over you, if that's the case.
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>>10259932

YES, BECAUSE PRE-NUPS HAVE CERTAINLY HELPED THE MEN IN COURTS WHO HAVE HAD THEIR CHILDREN STRIPPED FROM THEM FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN BEING THE MAN.

OH WAIT, THEY HAVEN'T.
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>>10259932
Signing a pre-nup is like saying your bond will fail before you even start.

It's not a good confidence-booster, anonymous, if you know what I mean.
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>>10259965
But the only way to do that is to become assholes.

I told you before. It's the culture of hatred and insulting. There are no people who won't take advantage of a person willing to help or be nice, unless there is desperation. That's why this world sucks.
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>>PRE-NUPS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW THEM?

boy, you sure are disturbingly naieve.
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>>10259965

Tried that too. Have you ever tried going four months with virtually NO SOCIAL CONTACT WHATSOEVER? I tell you, boy, it really fucking sucks to have NOBODY to talk to except anon.
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Because of 4chan we will never know true love.

Damn you moot. You have ruined us all.
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>>10259998
Sup Tonegawa. Good to see you're back to delivering those pearls of truthiness that we all love and hate so very much.
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>>10259970
Usually because the woman have been the more activate parent in the child's life. That's what most courts look at, who will be there for the kid and who would be more suitable. Hell, I know one of my mother's friends, who is a guy, won his case because the mother was an unfit mother.
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>>10260025
Lol whut? How'd you manage that?

No job, no school, and just leeching off wellfair?
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Women = lots of work involved with little reward
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>>10260025

I have.

On top of that, I had to take this medicine that fucks up my brain and gives me thoughts of suicide.
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>>10260025
But I thought we were friends ;_;
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If you just want sex, it's simple.
Go to another city, stay in the shadows and stalk certain girl-hot spots. Find one that appeases you, follow her around without being seen. When she gets to a desert location, step forward and DEAR LORD LOOK AT THE TIME!
Don't forget to wear a mask and gloves, DNA alone (which you're gonna give, either by her scratching you and getting your skin on her nails or the obvious cumming in her) cannot identify you if you don't have a prior record.
After it's done, if she's still conscious, slap her until she loses consciousness, or tie and gag her up.
Then go home and post on 4chan about it.
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>>10260008
How? unless you do one, be prepared to lose from money if you're the richer spouse.
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>>10260045
And why do women have a more active role in a childs life?

Is it because all women are freeloading good for nothings that only want to leach off of a man while he works?

Yeah thats probably it
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>>Usually because the woman have been the more activate parent in the child's life.

Yeah, I suppose it's completely the mans fault for having to work while the woman can stay at home and take care of the kids.

Yup, that means that the father is a terrible father and should have all rights to see his children stripped from him.

Nice job continuing the sexist man-hating ideals.
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>>10260034
I do my megas best nyoro~n
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>>10260025
I've done that.....for 2 years now.
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>>10260065
I laughed harder than I should've.
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>>10259982
But if you make a lot of money, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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>>10260025
I'm assuming it gets increasingly worse, then?

I've been going about a month with minimal social interaction outside of my family. It's not that bad. Anon always cheers me up in some way or other.

ILU guyz.
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>>10260065
Your post has made me very aroused.
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>>10259947
You need to make her dependable on you. And by just being nice. Try it on some people who don't have many (or any) friends. They will think of you highly for only being their friend. Ask them a favor and there are low chances they're refuse to help you out.
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>>10260046

I have college, but lectures don't qualify as social contact, do they? Nobody talked to me, I was universally ignored. The fact that most of the students are women probably didn't help either.
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>>10259867
How about not going to bother because she's just gonna laugh and dismiss me? And don't give me crap, that was the result of every single time I tried, and they weren't few.
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>>10260077
Oh please, you act like most couples don't get joint custody or visitation rights.

I'm not saying that men aren't involved at all, that mother usually are more involved in their children's lives.
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>>10260085

ITT one-upping
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>>10260132
Sounds like you're a social recluse _overall_, and not just when it comes to the girlies.
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>>10260134
How about not asking out girls who are bitches or light years out of your league? Maybe then you would get some success instead of acting like a faggot.
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>>10260095

Minimal != none. It really is different. To the point where you start to forget your native language because you only use it once a week when you go grocery shopping.
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>>10260166
>How about not asking out girls who are bitches or light years out of your league

Haven't we mentioned about 9001 times that there are NO WOMEN like that left?

The reason why anonymous gives up is because they throw themselves against a wall endlessly.
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>>10260025
>Tried that too. Have you ever tried going four months with virtually NO SOCIAL CONTACT WHATSOEVER? I tell you, boy, it really fucking sucks to have NOBODY to talk to except anon.

I've only been talking to Anonymous for a year and half now. Since I moved up here to go to school it's go to class, come home to apartment, 4chan, sleep, get up rinse, wash, repeat.

No one makes an effort to get to know anybody and I feel like I'm on a deserted island even when I'm out in public. I still have 3 years to go. I might come out of this mentally unstable.

Also, applesauce.
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>>10260074
>>Is it because all women are freeloading good for nothings that only want to leach off of a man while he works?

LOL, no. Raising kids is a lot harder than it looks. I had to raise my sister when my mother had to work her ass off and wasn't home often for a few years.

I find my office job a lot easier than that shit and less frustrating.
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>>10260156

And I think it's completely sexist against men to hold that against them because they have been busy working instead of taking care of their children as much.

Regardless of how often joint custody happens, there are still tons of cases against sexism against men in divorce disputes than there are against women.
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>>10260166
Bitches don't attract me, so I never asked those out.
And define light-years ahead. If you mean "most popular girl in school"-type, no I don't like those either because they're mostly arrogant bitches.
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Whenever I see these kinds of threads, filled with guys talking about the smoothskinned, silkenhaired, bigboobed girls that ignore them out of some kind of divine spite, I think of those sites dedicated to girls who are talking about all the muscled, washboard-stomached, suave guys that ignore them for some inconcievable reason.
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>>10260223
>smoothskinned, silkenhaired, bigboobed girls that ignore them out of some kind of divine spite

I don't think a single male in this thread has mentioned the "perfect woman."

Just the regular ones.
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>>10260168

True, I'm not the most sociable guy around, but it went as far as good solutions to mutual problems being ignored simply because they were thought up by THAT GUY. Even when nobody else could come up with anything.
But of course, if I ever refuse to cooperate with their shit, nobody forgets to tell me what an asshole I am.
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>>10260132
I'm in that situation too--I rarely talk to anyone.. not that I'm bitter, I simply don't talk
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>>10260025
try three years anon and come back to me....
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>>10260025
>Tried that too. Have you ever tried going four months with virtually NO SOCIAL CONTACT WHATSOEVER? I tell you, boy, it really fucking sucks to have NOBODY to talk to except anon.
Hey dude, it's not that hard to get one or two friends. Really, just swallow your pride and talk to people who look like they're easy to get along to. Start some random topic and they'll do most of the talking. Sometimes go out with them and buy them some food to show how much you appreciate them.
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>>10260259
Baww bi bawww bawww.

There are women out there just as awkward and socially retarded as you boyos, that's my point. These threads make it seem like it would be some kind of impossibility to find someone else, but weirder and worse people have tried and succeeded.
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>>10260276
The whole thing has a tendancy to just pile up. You've got to break out of it completely or you just dig yourself deeper into the shit.

No guy friends there at college at all? No group/club/whatever you could find yourself joining?
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It's basically like this.

In school if you didn't talk to anyone or just in general you didn't make an effort to make friends you were labeled, "Ugh, he is, like, soooooo weird" or you were labeled as stuck up and everyone else thought that you thought you were better than them. After all this is pass, the stereotype sticks an never comes off, no matter what you do.

I FUCKING LOVE JELLY BEANS
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>>10260259

I think we're just waiting on "not bitches" or "not pig disgusting".

I was looking for a subordinate type woman before I realized that it wouldn't happen.
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>>10260276
your situation is not all too uncommon sadly...
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>>10260294
>Baww bi bawww bawww.
^lol'd at this. Still, anon does not expect perfection. You tried to make it seem that way.

>weirder and worse people have tried and succeeded.

I don't want to be one of those people who used backhanded "strategies" or played on peoples' emotional weaknesses to "win" women. That's generally what those "worse and weirder" people do.
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>>10260359
I like the combination of that.

But like I said, they don't exist.
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I can't find anyone I want to be friends with.
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>>10260307

That's how I arrived here. I got sick of swallowing my pride. Nobody ever does that for me, why should I? You know, I keep telling everybody around me that they should be self-reliant, like me. That they shouldn't always rely on others to help them, that they should try to learn from every situation.

What I don't tell them is that reason I try to rely on myself is because I know I can't ask friends to help.
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>>10260376
Actually, by "worse", I didn't mean Fratboy#5313 a.k.a "BitchSchmacka", but people even worse down on the social ladder who've just actively tried.

But anyway, you seem to get the point.
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>>10260421
Yeah, I got ya.

For the record... I am not looking for anyone "perfect" and those looking for fuck buddies will be eternally unhappy.
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>>10260386

A non-pig-disgusting-not-bitch?

Yeah, no wonder. It's like trying to find the holy grail.
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>>10260452
We'll find it.
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>>10260471
1 woman like that

thousands of anon

let the best man win
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Accept it - if you're posting in a ronery thread, you'll never going to have a relationship. I've more or less accepted that fact and it helps the socially anxious me to speak with girls normally.
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>>10260500
It's just like how life starts in the first place.

Isn't it beautiful. Thousands of tiny Anons racing to be the first to penetrate the female.
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>>10260390
"Me me me me me!" generation ftw.
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>>10260471

Hopefully. In the meantime, I use charity and volunteer work to keep myself busy when I'm not working or relaxing.
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It's high school where things are learned.

A girl once asked me for my homework, pretending to like me, I gave her the homework and after she had finished I tried initiating a conversation. It was then I learned people are deceitful.

Another girl once pretended to like me enough to where I was on the verge of asking her out. It was then I realized that she was merely toying with me because as she told her friends, "It's funny to think this loser believes I actually like him" It was then I learned that people are filled with malicious intent.

When Armageddon comes, be it in the form of an asteroid or nuclear weapon, I will not frown upon my own death but rather I'll smirk at the impending death of others about to be vaporized be the fireball.
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>>10260355
You have to break free of the internet and do something- anything.
Join a club and be patient- every girl I've dated started out as someone at a school event or club that I met.
And then, this is key- don't look for whats wrong with them unless it's obviously bad.
Everyone changes for the better once a comfort level rises.
If she dumps you- drink some booze have a good sob, ride out the depression and repeat.
That being said, you have plenty of time unless you go complete hikkimori- please don't.
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>>10260523
Do not minimalize the efforts of men fighting for love.
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Despite the hard trollings in this thread, I have given up on real women, even sex. No need to add to the population.
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Hey /jp/, what's up?
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>>10260545

Your life sucks. I only quit out of my own disappointment and disgust with women, but it looks like you were made to bite the curb, eh?
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Thread has passed 250-post limit. It will now cease to bump.
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>>10260630
Start another one and link here if you want to.
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Wow. Anon really does suck the fat one when it comes to raw failure.
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I didn't exactly gave up on women or anything. I'm quite good looking and could probably go out and get laid. It's just that I'm a big loser and know instinctively that I shouldn't bother them.
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>>10260630
Thank god.
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>>10260545
We've got a loony on the loose here...
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>>10260639
This post is one giant paradox.
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>>10260397
Well, if the pride thing doesn't work, how about a change? Try being as open as possible. Always speak what's on your mind, even if it's a bad thing to say. I know one person like that, people are flocking to them like bees.
Or maybe try being humorous. People mostly love to have a funny guy around them.
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>>10260639
Deanna is that you?
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>>10260506
It's not that. I just live in a bad location. I don't want to be friends with someone just for the sake of being friends anymore. This town is far too small.
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>>10260692

I remember making posts like these back in my advice faggotry days.

This guy's actually right. Being funny really helps you.
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>>10260762

Dunno. I only ended up being called a clown and dumped by my first and so far last girlfriend.
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>>10260762
But you can't be actually funny and witty. You have to be "lol edgy" without pushing any boundaries. Or else nobody will get it.
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>>10260787
>>10260788

From my own personal experience, the idea is to not actually tell jokes but to say things with the timing of a joke.

I don't know if I'm saying it right, it's a hard idea to put into text. Anyway, it really helps me break into groups and new relationships.
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>>10260545
>Another girl once pretended to like me enough to where I was on the verge of asking her out. It was then I realized that she was merely toying with me because as she told her friends, "It's funny to think this loser believes I actually like him" It was then I learned that people are filled with malicious intent.

Oh man, this is why I have paranoia over starting a relationship.
I once heard some girl saying how she was dating some guy, but in the end she found out he started a relationship for a bet with his friends. They bet on how easy the girl is.
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fuck this shit, I'm going to bed



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