LESSON ONE: VAMPIRES
WHAT'S THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN A PERT CLASSMATE ATTEMPTS TO SNACK ON YOUR JUGULAR?
a. Run for your life and the sanctity of your soul
b. Invite her out for a strawberry soda, heavy on the syrup
c. Scream like a boy and hide in the principal's office
d. Let her have a few sips while you check out her spectacular quadriceps
(Actual Viz summary)
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Uhhh is this quiz from the 1950's?
STAKE HER TOO THE WALL
if you know what I mean
The stake's supposed to go through her heart, not her vagOOO.
needs a Nasu version
DONT WORRY IVE GOT TWO
you obviously don't know what I mean shirou
I smell like garlic and my blood is think and starchy no vampire would come near me. I'm ronery
Hey, wait a minute... that's not one of the answers...
yes it is, you just have to be level 9001 to unlock the option
z.I PUT ON MAH ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Oh god you win anon.
My soul is filthy and tainted no succubus would bother with it.
I'm a pathetic specimen of a man no yukki onna would ambush me as a mate canidate.
I'm a jackass who hates kids so no loli witch would get close to me
I'm unfriendly so a human hating witch who needs to learn the power of friendship would probably just kill me.
I'd let her as long as I get to cop a feel.
Always the right choice.
unless there are maids involved
>Scream like a boy
GIRL POWER, YEAH!
The maids are genuflecting.
So what's lesson two gonna be on?
Rape the genuflecting maids.
>d. Let her have a few sips while you check out her spectacular quadriceps
WITH BOTH HANDS
Lesson two is on me guys...
Who the fuck invites girls out for a strawberry soda?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH STRAWBERRY? TOO CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY FOR YOU!
Men in the late 40s and early 50s.
I skip to leason two.
LESSON TWO: SUCCUBUS
WHAT'S THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN A BUSTY, BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY CLASSMATE ATTEMPTS TO STEAL YOUR SOUL AND MAKE YOU HER ETERNAL SLAVE THROUGH A KISS?
There are no multiple choices, just write down in general what you think the best course of action is.
Exorcist guy here.
Run away and save the sanctity of your lips, a lesson doombitch already taught us.
Sell it beforehand. Commence rape.
LET HER KISS ME AS SHE VIOLATES MY ASSHOLE WITH HER TAIL
Exorcist guy here again.
Tell her that you shouldn't kiss for any reasons (like gain, i.e. souls) other than love.
If that fails, and she's still after your soul, commence fire with the silver bullets and flinging of stakes.
Make sure to sell soul while it's young and valuable.
BECOME HER SLAVE
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E. I take off my glasses and face my enemy.
kapu chuu bitches
Last time I brushed my teeth was 2004 or so. I save time and protect my soul, win-win.
1) Introduce her to my good friends Mr Gunn and Mr Moore.
2) Force unconscious body into cosplay clothing.
3) RAPE THE MAIDS.
4) Go into hiding before she wakes up.
6) Break even.
Why don't you use a BIBLE BLACK?
NOT CRAAAZY ENOUGH
>TEAL YOUR SOUL AND MAKE YOU HER ETERNAL SLAVE
Out of curiosity, what does it mean to be Kurumu's "slave"? I know she's an evil succubus and all, but she's a highschool girl, so I doubt she has a diamond-mine or a munitions factory for you to preform slave-labor in, or any other places you normally think of putting slaves to work in.
What are the specs, requirements and responsibilities of this job is what I'm asking.
She's a succubus. So I'd assume sex slave.
Cricket bat makers.
>Mr Gunn and Mr Moore
I'm afraid I don't get that. What are those?
GETTING RID OF A SUCCUBUS
They can be prevented from attacking by using substances such as salt and gold, and may be gotten rid of with a simple banishing such as the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram or one of it's derivatives (the Gnostic Pentagram, for instance). Dream catchers are also generally reported to be effective against their attacks upon the sleeping. They can be eliminated by being completely drained of energy, although this is blatant cruelty towards a largely harmless entity.
[X] Become her eternal slave
Sex slave I'd imagine. I also guess kinda like a "bring me food!" or "run my bathwater" or "fetch me some tea" etc.
>>10257232 is a cricket-bat?
I thought it was some sort of feminine tool for vaginal hygine.
And she doesn't have any of these already? How many could she need?
Y'know, for a succubus Kurumu is pretty shy though.
Fuck I don't know. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!?!?!?
Exorcist guy here again. My tomes and Banishing Malevolent Entities for Dummies book tend to agree with this. Going to sleep while whereing a condom soaked in Holy Water is also suggested.
Is Kurumu's tail prehensile?
Again, negate any figurative "contract" she produces with a higher one. As mentioned before, highschool bitch = rapable.
I'm >>10257130 BTW.
Oh very yes. At least if that particular piece of fanart is any indication.
I just want to ensure the survival of my species guys.
>that particular piece of fanart
I don't know what's worse, the Viz summary or the majority of this thread's response.
ARE SUCCUBI DANGEROUS?
No, not really.
On rare occasions, swarms of these entities will attach themselves to one person, and will be able to physically affect them. As ever, this experience is generally harmless and pleasurable assuming the victim is healthy and suffers no strange repressions regarding sex. It can be rather exhausting to them, though. Under such circumstances, banishing and the use of appropriate prophylactic talismans is recommended should they subject wish to get rid of the beings.
Some mortal vampires and rather more vampiric magicians can project themselves into dreams in order to feed in a manner similar to that of succubi. It is also possible for corporeal vampires (of various sorts) and vampiric magicians to feed on sexual energy in just such a manner as the incorporeal succubi and incubi. Such magicians can also evoke, invoke, and summon succubi, among other entities, and can "create" one with a specific form to send to a chosen victim.
Incubi and succubi often form an entourage to more powerful entities, particularly those entities with vampiric and sexual associations.
These beings are attracted by the use of magic as well as by sexual desire and frustration. Once they decide they like someone, that person will generally receive multiple visitations over the course of his or her life. Some people regard the exchange of a little energy for the sexual pleasures offered by these beings to be well worth it, and will seek to encourage visitations by them.
Succubus having sex with a human does not produce offspring, as far as I've heard, because both Succubi and Incubi only have sex as part of their nature as evil spirits of lust.
Incubi and Succubi having intercourse, however, does produce offspring in the form of Mancubi.
I'm liking the sound of this.
>majority of this thread's response
What do you mean? What'd be your response Alabama man?
So when she said she was looking for her "destined one" in order to save her diminishing species, what did she mean? Is this more LOL JAPAN?
So how do I become a Succubus' eternal slave? I really want to know.
>Is this more LOL JAPAN?
Exorcist guy here. Yes. Rosario obviously wasn't built with fidelity to the laws of the supernatural in mind. GO FUCKING FIGURE NO REAL-WORLD VAMPIRE OR SUCCUBI ADVICE IN A SHOW ABOUT PANTIES LOLERBATE
You won't like it when you meet one....
I've heard you can "call" them to your house via a ritual and they'll visit you in your sleep via a dream.
This just in: defferent fictional settings use mythologies in different ways. I guess witches aren't traditionall 12-year-olds with pink wands either.
More at 11.
e. Have sex with her.
Okay, so what's the ritual? I won't have to gather some ancient herbs that only existed in egypt 12,000 years ago will I? Seriously, that shit's annoying.
Hit Elude, dodge, and go find Mizore to discuss how we complete each other.
This just in. You cannot spell.
More news at my asshole.
Step #1: Clearly mark the floor with a white chord (or white chalk) and make a protective circle or pentagram. A white marble inlaid in black marble floor would be best, but most people can't afford that. It is important that nothing disrupts the protective circle. Even a bit of dirt across the white line could ruin the spell.
Step #2: Take 3 black candles (or 5) and place them equal distances apart inside the circle.
Step #3: Outside the circle, make 3 or 5 (same number as the candles) protective talismans or sigils around you.
Step #4: If possible, create an outer circle made from crushed protective herbs mixed together.
Step #5: Calm yourself and relax. Centre yourself.
Step #6: Now, visualize the circle around you, protecting you and seperating you from the rest of your house. This is *essential*.
Step #7: Once you have done that, and the candles are lit, lay in the pentagram position (arms straight out, legs apart) and summon the succubus (or incubus).
Step #8: Feel her come into the circle and feel her power.
Step #9: Feel her coalese into a physical, or semi physical form and now you'll be able to interact with her.
Step #10: She should be easier to invoke and banish than an Incubus and I suggest a successful encounter with her followed by a successful banish of her before attempting the more aggressive Incubus. Always do these at the new moon.
e would be the best answer.
>>10257987 ZOMG U MAED A TIPO UR POINTS R AL INVALED NAO
My ronery blood teems with poison and other fatal toxins only found in the permanent virgin that is the otaku. So I'll let her take a drink, and while she realizes the gravity of the situation persuade her into sex out of her desperation.
I like you, wanna become best friends and play pretend?
Thanks Anonymous, you've never failed me.
Exorcist guy here again. Looks like I'm going to have work tonight.....
Let us know how the whole summoning a succubus thing turns out. She may not be a Kurumu.
*waits for a Yukari quiz*
Needs more desu...
OP here. When Viz puts up summaries/quizzes for further volumes, I will indeed let Anonymous answer them.
In the meanwhile, here's the general series summary from site:
All-around average teenager Tsukune can't get accepted to any high school save one...but on his first day he finds the rest of the student body doesn't appear average in the least. Best of all, the cutest girl on campus can't wait to fling her arms around his neck! Wait a sec'--are those her teeth around his neck too...? Tsukune's going to have one heck of a hickey when he gets home from Monster High! But does he have a chance in H E double hockey sticks of raising his grades at a school where the turf war isn't between the jocks and the nerds but the vampires and the werewolves?
oh god that sounds so horrible
This is why I don't buy R1 DVDs.
That and the tiny italicised yellow sub font.
This is for the manga actually.
Though I can't see the DVDs being marketed much differently.
Even Rosario + Vampire doesn't deserve such an idiotic summary.
Masters of marketing.
The story's plot isn't *that* bad, it's just that it could've been better.
What kind of faggot doesn't enjoy-
IT'S USELESS, I ALREADY HAVE YOU IN CHECKMATE!!
Oh I'm a fan of the series, just the Viz summury is physically painfull to read
Fan-service and plot don't mix well; you can only have one or the other
Boot to the head.
Yeah. That's why Type-Moon still exists.
Inb4 PORN WITH PLOT.
So Kurumu is a master of Ti Kwan Leep. A formidable opponent is she....