ITT the same faggot compliments his shitty "work" and bumps his thread pretending to be a person who actually saw this and thought it was funny, he has to pretend people like him on the internet
What you wrote:
>LOL! Anonymous 03/14/08(Fri)21:38 No.10239172
What I saw:
>I LAUGH AT MY OWN HUMORLESS DEMOTIVATORS Anonymous 03/14/08(Fri)21:38 No.10239172
excuse me but 10241404 Wasn't me.
Silly onii-chan, hurry up! We're gonna be late!
om nom nom
Stop calling me silly, bitch.
You remember what happened last time.
itai yo oniichan
Oh god shut up and gb2 the kitchen
My sister ties my ties for me. ...Although generally not while wearing her panties.
You mean she does it completely naked?
you mean like in >>10242186
but without panties?
Hey /a/, if I start running late to work with toast in my mouth will I bump into my future lover?
I think so
or end up turning the world to tang
Sounds like a win-win situation to me. I love tang.
Girls with toast in their mouth are my fetish. More.
Let me rephrase that to "while not ONLY wearing her panties." Or to be more specific still, "while wearing a dress", since if I'm getting a tie on it would mean I'm on my way to church.
school you idiot
But I don't go to school anon, that would just be creepy.
she doesn't wear panties to church?
So you just stay home and fix onii-chan's tie without panties on?
Judging by a shouted conversation I heard once to the effect of "Mom! I don't have any clean underwear!" "So wear some dirty ones" "Eww, no that's disgusting!", I'd say there's a good likelihood that she's gone without at least once.
Oh dammit, now I'm fantasizing the effect of pantyhose seams rubbing directly on the vagOOO as you walk.
Dammit /a/, my nutbladder is gonna burst
Fapping so hard right now.
>I'm on my way to church.
>fantasizing the effect of pantyhose seams rubbing directly on the vagOOO as you walk
I can't decide if it would feel good, or just abrasive as hell. I'm going to go with "good" though, because it provides better fap fodder.
What's so funny?
What is it with Japs and dry toast?
You've never tried it?
I figure it would feel the same way the head of my penis feels when it's flopping around inside very baggy boxers, and rubbing up against them--pretty damn good.
Sorry about the mental image.
I eat it dry toast for breakfast all the time. What's wrong with it?
>Sorry about the mental image.
No worries. This forms the beginning of a "imouto sees penis, wants more" fantasy.
Yeah and it tastes like shit. Only thing it's good for is scraping phlegm from the throat.
I'm officially setting myself a deadline here: By the end of Spring break, I will either have my sister in bed, or leave her alone forever. Wish me luck!
Is she hot?
Any chance you can do her?
> Hey /a/, if I start running late to work with toast in my mouth will I bump into my future lover?
Only if you're a girl.
And since you're on the internets...
No pics because I like infuriating you. And yes, I believe I can.
She lets me feel her up under her shirt, still climbs onto my lap umprompted at 12, and I know for a fact she masturbates. So, yeah, you could say I'm reasonably certain.
I believe I speak for all of us when I say tap[e] that ass!
Inuboshi- Miyabi Dream'n
How do you know she masturbates?
I went to call her down from her room one afternoon and found her with the door locked, lights off, acting nervous, and a rather slimy right hand. And she doesn't have a pet slug.
Wait, this is translated now? PRAISE BE THE WHORE!
I'd pet her slug iykwim.
What does she look like?
Wavy blonde hair, blue-grey eyes, 4 foot 7(?) inches tall, complete waif build.
Actually, I could just say she looks like this image but with shorter hair, smaller eyes (duh), and less tits.
You are one lucky anon.
Have her do her hair in twintails.
Remember to take pictures of that for posterity.
Is that supposed to be Ahika?
Looks more like her.