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ITT the perfect anime

It would have a badass main character. With badass glasses, and drives a huge goddamn robot. one with a goddamn lazer sword arm. A lazer sword arm that shoot missles, and dragons
And the only way he can pilot it is to do it while he fucks the obligutory moemoe female side character

The theme would be Ace of Spades by Motorhead
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shit sucks ;_;
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No.
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His robot cockpit would be a semi-trucks.
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How about one that maintains pace and quality from start to finish?

I'd also like a pony.
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John Wayn plays the hero and Clint Eastwood plays the villain. It's a cyberpunk anime where the Internet is a western. The final scene is where the hero and villain face off once and for all and reality is being distorted and minipulated to the point where it's like watching a drugtrip.

Animated by studio 4C
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Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora with 6 CM animation quality.
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John Wayne plays the hero and Clint Eastwood plays the villain. It's a cyberpunk anime where the Internet is a western. The final scene is where the hero and villain face off once and for all and reality is being distorted and minipulated to the point where it's like watching a drugtrip.

Animated by studio 4C
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er 5 CM I meant
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>>10240491
No

Monster trucks.

The robot wouldn't have a head. It would be like Megas XLR but with a monster truck mount on the shoulders
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>>10240489
imtation ;_;
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Captain Picard does voice of the main character.
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>>10240523
You must be shitting me.
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A man and a woman meet. They get to know more of one another and eventually start to date. They then slowly fall in love over time and wind up getting married. After that, the two have consensual sex in the missionary position, make lots and lots of babies, and live out the rest of their lives...

...until they die of old age.
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>>10240517
Im sorry, I don't understand. What is this "maintain pace" you speak of.

I have not heard such a phraze before
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>>10240556
LAME GTFO

NEEDS MOAR TIME TRAVELLERS, ALIENS, AND ESPERS
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>>10240524
Only if you fit Bruce Campbell in there somewhere
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I have an idea for an anime:
Godzilla: Licensed Psychologist.
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no shonen piss please.
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>>10240520
It would be perfect if it had dancing lolis.
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>>10240615
No

BATTLE PSYCHOLOGIST

He goes into the minds of his patience to battle their issues with them.

Like in Psychonaughts but more manly.
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>>10240466

There already is one. It's called 'School Days'.
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this thread is fucking awesome. stop being little faggots and contribute.

he doesnt only need an obligatory loli sidekick, he needs a WHOLE FUCKING SQUAD of lolis, a loli deathsquad maybe. Like commando lolis, right. And he sends them on these secret missions and shit
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I hate it when we have idea threads.

All of /a/'s ideas are so mind numbingly stupid that for once I actually hope people are trolling. Unfortunately most are not.
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>>10240727

you need to stop being a little bitch alright
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>>10240740

No. How can something like this:

>>he doesnt only need an obligatory loli sidekick, he needs a WHOLE FUCKING SQUAD of lolis, a loli deathsquad maybe. Like commando lolis, right. And he sends them on these secret missions and shit

NOT make you facepalm hard enough to knock yourself unconscious?
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>>10240686
Awesome, should he be allies with or battle Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung?
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>>10240770

idk my bff jill but a name like freud is very well known, even to elevens and therefore is more badass and i think it would be cooler to have like this crazy experimental psychologist person but hes crazy right, only CRAZY good at solving wacky mysteries and dastardly deeds
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>>10240721
Here is the cast

GAR, the main character. He wears fucking awesome Gurren Lagen glasses. Complete badass. Sleeps with atleast one female character every episode. Punches characters that anoyys him.

MOEMOE, the second in command. Most often fucked. She is a headless bimbo with unrealisticly huge breasts. Often the breasts themselves are the comic releif.

Tsundra, the tsundra character. Gar meets her after the series starts. Everytime she starts turning moe she gets fucked, then she goes back to being a bitch.
She gets punched in the face HARD by gar every episode as a running gag.
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>>10240813
Oh laudy laud is that sum L?
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>>10240466
Needs explosions. all the time.
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>>10240815

awesome now we need some backstory and shit

he probably fought in a war against impossible odds and was captured, and now has to fight to take back what is rightfully his and avenge his fathers wrongful death, and bring the perpetrator of the massacre to the Geneva where he will be testified against multiple times
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Main male lead becomes lead villain in last half of series. Female lead/love interest has to kill him.
BAAAAAAWing ensues, Male lead's last words: "Just as planned"/

The end.
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>>10240769
What about >>10240524? If you call that one stupid, then I will have lost all faith in you.
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>>10240815

Add TRAP, GAR's little brother who has a crush on Tsundra but is never seen as anything more than a friend.
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>>10240875
>he probably fought in a war against impossible odds and was captured. But then escaped. But in doing so lost his wanking hand/father (depending on where we go with this) and now he is really pissed off about it.

And there is no trial. He wants him alive to do a Higurashi style gore porn scene.
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>>10240886


I sorta like this, as far as basic ideas go.
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>>10240912

I'll admit that compared to most of the shit in this thread the idea of a cyberpunk western sounds pretty promising. At least he didn't use the words GAR, loli or trap.
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>>10240914
MOEMOE fanboys over TRAP too. Often resulting in "suffocation by breasts by tripping on a rock/whatever" fanservice
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ok, killer loli death squad, forgotton war, gay sexual twincest, badass glasses and robot and shit and he teams up with freud but about 3/4 a way through the series they have a change of heart for the good and decided to love once again, saving the main cast in an epic moment

btw freud has to be represented as ridiculously gar
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>>10240914
also another thing (because I am an ager that likes to age) Trap does try to rape Tsundre but comedicly fails to do so.
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>>10240912
Cirno is not /a/. This has been proven many times.

It's like he's actually trying to contribute, or something.
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>>10241044

what are some good running gags to provide comic relief? a character says the word "healthy" and they get gangraped by demons, leaving the audience in tears with laughter?
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Loli is Tsundres sister, and gay for Tsundre. She is 4 years old and very moe. But knows alot of "adult words" and wants to do the "adult dancey thingy" with Tsundre.

Naturally all the villans want to kidnap her for a sex slave. And usually goes after her first.
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>>10241098
GAR punces Tsundre every episode.

MOEMOEs breasts get stuck on stuff and people get stuck in her breasts (also fanservice)

GAR is closet for TRAP and gets really pissed off (often punching Tsundre) when anyone calls him out on it.

Everybody thats not a main character (exept villans) want to fuck LOLI, but LOLI turns them down because she wants to do the "adult dancy thingy" with Tsundre (her sister)
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>>10240466
We already have something like this. It's called Gurren Lagann.
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>>10241183
Gurren Lagann isn't awesome and manly enough for me.
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>>10241158

ED has the GAR character walking into the sunset while carameldansen loops in the background?
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>>10241225
caramelldansen style dancing/walking into the sunrise with Megadeth - Peace Sells

That is the goddamn outro
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>>10240964
It always bothered me that most of the major "ZOMG POLT TWISTS" were near the end of the series. At the halfway mark it's like a message to the viewers: "Believe it, this is happening and it's going to linger because this shit isn't going to end yet".

It's sort of a semi-trolling of the fans, but I always wanted something that "betrays" the shounen ideals and turn it into a seinen. I want to see genre grow into something else without failure.
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One word: Kyonko.

'nuff said.
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>>10240886
Desert Punk?
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>>10240466
Go to bed PJ.
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>>10241373
Figures it wouldn't be original.

Oh well, time to go search for it :3
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It would have a badass main character. Voiced by Norio Wakamoto. With badass glasses, and drives a huge goddamn robot. one with a goddamn lazer sword arm. A lazer sword arm that shoots Starlight Breakers, and Dragon Slayers. The robot consists of a lion, a bullet train, a stealth bomber, and a drill tank.
And the only way he can pilot it is to do it while he fucks a loli virgin tribute from a town five miles away from his mansion. A new one each time.
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>>10241264
Pre Story: GARs father dies. GAR gets pissy about it because now he has to raise TRAP.
MOEMOE meets GAR at a bar, they fuck, and he forces her along to his huge monstertruck robot with a lazer arm that shoots missles.

Story
He meets the bad guy who kidnapped Tsundre and LOLI (Meeting LOLI in a Bondage Game style BDSM room) He wants to keep LOLI around but in doing so can't get rid of Tsundre.
The bad guy gets away.

He hears a rumor about the bad guy being related to him, and meets the bad guy one more time. After an awesome and manly over the top robot battle involving the destruction of a few planets, bad guy admits that he is GARs father and tried to get away from him to put TRAP on GAR. He does this because when GAR was born he killed his mother. The only woman bad guy ever loved.

So GAR acts like he understands. and invites Bad guy onboard. He refuses and instead offers GAR to come aboard his ship. He accepts. A physical fight happens and there is an emphasys on when bad guy slaps the back of GARs neck
When bad guy eventaully dies his last words are "just as planned"

So they go out and get a peice of shit robot together. They lose and MOEMOE gets trapped and raped alot.
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Remember when we talked about a periodic table animu and it hit autosage? ;_;
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>>10241516

You lost me.
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>>10241645
If you think it sucks then correct me on parts that you think sucks

CONTRIBUTE FAGGOT
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>>10241516

So GAR acts like he understands. and invites Bad guy onboard. He refuses and instead offers GAR to come aboard his ship. He accepts. A physical fight happens and there is an emphasys on when bad guy slaps the back of GARs neck
When bad guy eventaully dies his last words are "just as planned"

GAR starts feeling more evil and ambitious with his robot and turns evil. Taking the place of Bad Guy and kidnapping LOLI so she can get raped alot.

So they go out and get a peice of shit robot together. They lose and MOEMOE gets trapped and raped alot.


FIX'D

Sorry aboot that /a/
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>>10241516
I shed a tear.
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>>10241869

Now it makes sense.
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Cyberpunk western sounds awesome. Someone needs to make it.
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The perfect anime would be a Negima series where they actually follow the fucking manga.
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>>10241932
It wouldn't be perfect, but it would be a fucking miracle if they did follow the manga though.
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>>10240466
HEY SAH GEY YOU STOLE MY PIC!
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>>10241932
To think they actually had two shots at it and failed. Twice.
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>>10241932
Also where they condensed some of the more boring parts.

Not telling which parts because I'm a troll.
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>>10241970
HEY YOU STOLE MY IDEA YOU FAGGOT I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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A series entirely voiced by Aya Hirano that fucking bombs.
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>>10241992
A hentai voiced entirely by Wakamoto.
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Sayonara Zetusbou Sensei entirely voiced by Shiraishi.
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itt (anime x) voiced entirely by Chuck Norris
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>>10242069
Chuck Norris is gay. gb2/b/.
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A show where the stereotypical world-savers actually lose at the very end after working really hard and trying to overcome the impossible but do it in the best humour possible.

And then a one episode OVA where it shows the world in a state of complete control to one entity.

Or same as above, but replace entity with Evangeline from Negima.
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an anime where everyone from naruto and all it's fans get buried in sandboxes
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An anime starring the battletoads, where they try and fight crime caused by the Dark Queen, and end up doing more damage than good in a comedic fashion.

Each episode will be centered around the inconvenience their fight with crime has on their area. Like taking a brawl through a cafe and leaving it completely demolished, and the owners of the establishment in financial ruin.
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>>10242221

guest appearance by george zimmer, also, bonus character single
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Hmmm reccomendation that BGM be performed by Iron Chino.
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A group of typical shonen, stereotype characters group together under the common goal to defeat a god-like being who, in one way or another, has wronged them.

Over the course of the show, each character slowly begins to shed their humanity in exchange for amazing and terrible powers. Pacts are forged, sacrifices made, and innocence is lost. By the half way point of the series, the atmosphere and shonen-esque qualities of the show would have done a full 180, becoming serious business with a dash of 'fucked up-ness' thrown in for brick shitting.

Then, at the series climax, the surviving characters have gathered before their mutual enemy to combine their powers in hopes of beating him/her/it. Finally, in a 'fuuuuuuuuuck' twist, each protagonist is slaughtered effortlessly by this god-like antagonist.

All their effort and sacrifices will be for naught.

Good End.
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>>10242520
and then we find out godlike antagonist had the moral high ground all along due to certain facts that were unrevealed until the end, so its ok.
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>>10242520
The good guys should have some epic battles with huge collateral damage, too. Citizens die in the crossfire, et cetera.
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>>10242520
SHONEN SUCKS ASS
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>>10242520
Anno? Is that you?
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>>10242520

You win ten Internetz for plot twists and dark-toned story-telling. Fund it.
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>>10242593
What, like, for example: 'So-and-so's father was a real dick and done some shitty things to piss Godlike being off, and so Godlike being killed So-and-so's father but so-and-so holds a grudge regardless because he's an ignorant little turd who refuses to see his/her father as a bad dude', that kind of thing?
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>>10242221
I would watch this
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>>10242520
This guy can be the final boss.



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