how can rei not be the perfect woman?
because she is not your doll
14 years old = not a woman
Wow, paper-thin tits.
totally a woman.
Perfect woman located.
Because she doesn't have a personality?
I mean, none at all.
I remember when everyone suddenly went gay for Yuki in Haruhi...it was in the space battle episode, when she revealed she cared about something, when she showed a glimmer of individuality.
she's a crippled albino
There are about a million of her.
She's, uh... very symmetrical.
because she's actually a man.
That's a feature! Break one and, if it's still under warranty, the factory'll replace it for free.
She is perfect because of her psychological state.
She has no self image. And no motivation to be a "human being"
So she is the perfect person to be manipulated
Feed her a few lines of bullshit and before you know it she will be sucking your cock and making you a sandwich in no time.
but the perfect woman would be a man.
we were always gay for yuki and still are.
hmmm expand on this.
>> Because she doesn't have a personality?
Her best feature.
most likely. I think you can project your desires on to her very simply. It would be like masterbating to your own ideal girl.
No. The opposite.
Assuming that perfection is mutually exclusive, Rei Cannot be Perfect.
She needs more meat on her bones. I don't want her to snap in half when I ravage her sickly little hole.
Her: "Do I need to talk to you?"
"Yes because my commander said so"
"What do you need?"
"Your father(can't remember his name)said for me to tell you that you are no longer needed and will be expelled"
At this point her self worth would plummit into an abyss. Making her perfect for manipulation.
Simply hold her for a bit as she bawwwws (if she does) tell her that you won't let anything like that happen again.
Say that you want to have sex with her as a "symbol of love" (she won't know any better) and keep on doing it. Pretty soon she will come to you.
Be polite for a few weeks about stuff you want her to do. you HAVE to ask her to do stuff. She cannot have any say in what she wants to do. You have to dictate her activities for her.
because the clone of your mother is never the perfect woman.
unless you're into that sorta thing.
*fap fap fap*
Because she's 14 dammit
ONE MORE THING
If you wached the last two episodes (the ones everyone says sucked) then you would get this.
speaking of which it is still years later and no Yui Ikari fanart exists.
Can I has Instrumentality?
Yeah, she's way too old for me, too.
Rei aged 10 years. Done. Or take Mogudan's work and make the blue hair brown.
hahah nuff sed
Dead before show starts characters never get much attention.
The perfect woman is 8-12 and wears a funny hat.
I love seeing her smile.
It's so rare you come to love her for it.