My girlfriend is coming over in an hour and she wants to watch anime. Which series will most likely put her in the mood to have sex with me?
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Woah is this copypasta now?
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hiki animu. Alone desu~
Doreamon. She'll need to watch it from beginning to current episide though.
Josei romance animu.
I don't think anime can do do that. Better queue up some hentai.
Goddamn Misaki is so fapworthy in that picture *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
bible black. You will be fucked in the ass by your girlfriend wearing a strap-on.
WHERE IS MY MISAKI WHEN I NEED HER THE MOST?
5 Centimeters Per Second
Honey & Clover II
Kimagure Orange Road: I Want to Return to That Day
fuckin seconded, It's waiting on my harddisk at the moment to be watched
I've seen this before...I think
NO! Then she'll watch the whole damn thing with a box of tissues. 13 hours later she'll be ready to go, but OP will be too tired.
OP, have her watch Fruits Basket for pity sex
Alright, stepping back and pretending that the OP is not an anon and can therefore have a girlfriend:
If your girlfriend was not into anime before she met you, give up on any hope that she ever will. Any interest you see grow in her will be the result her forcing herself to like your interests (feel flattered). She'll hate it, feel isolated when you talk about it around her/with friends, and women are horrible with that. It'd be easier for you to give up anime, but since that is not the case with anon, enjoy the breakup and your hand lotion.
Well, he could always watch anime while he's not with his girlfriend, and then not talk about it with her.
Bible Black and Gurren Lagann.
fist of the north star
kodomo no jikan
Boku no Pico.
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I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your Pico. Have a nice day, though.
Angel Blade, Bible Black, Escalayer, Marin chan, La Blue Girl, Urusokidoji,
Don't forget Mahou Shoujo Ai.
I suspect the op is speaking the truth, he however omits to mention that the girl in question is a fukken yaoi loving whale (as all weeaboo girls are)
So to answer your question, op, I suggest HARPOONS
Whisper of the Heart. It's so sweet and romantic, most girls will cry from happiness at the end, so it's perfect. I have yet to encounter a female who doesn't adore that movie.
Women like Ghibli all around. Most women will also like Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, and Nana.
Of course, you could run into an /a/non-tan, in which case put on your Kaiji jacket and a mullet wig and you've got instant sexings.
Momiji's a good series.
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy watching anime, alone.
voices of a distant star. it's a 35 min. movie
protip: don't watch anime. play an easy multiplayer game with her or something, complete with punishment games.
seconded. there's never a reason not to watch this movie. it's about the whole "life is short, lets have sex" thing...kinda
South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut.
Saddam is so sexy