>THEY DIDN'T ADD THE JOYS
FUCK THIS MOVIE
FUCK YOU GONZO
they also didn't add the scene where she suplexed the dragon angel
"more over the top than the game" my ass
Woah it's out already? How is it?
It's OK I guess. I wish the fight scenes were a tad bit better and wished they weren't so obsessed with zooming into Bayonetta's face. They also moved some stuff around and removed a lot of good fights. It isn't great, but it isn't bad either.
Well I suppose that's above average for a video game adaptation, thanks will start downloading now
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I AM BEYOND FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?
"YEAH LET'S LEAVE THE SEXY ANGEL SLUT CLONES OUT, NOBODY LIKES THEM"
The main offender is the lack of Fly Me to the Moon.
>and removed a lot of good fights
so it's just a full adaption of the game? shit I thought we are going to get some original scenes.
No, they added scenes. Every fight scene that is technically from the game was changed anyway.
ok, thanks for the info
I didn't play the game but i like it, the art style remember me a bit to Zetman.
>I didn't play the game but i like it
I think people who didn't play the game would be better off watching this compared to those that have, honestly. Those who played it realize how fucking ridiculous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Givv2SwAgDA) it can get/should be. Then you watch this and it's actually pretty damn tame. Not bad. Just not what is expected of Bayonetta had you played the game.
She never did use the hair boot did she?
>THEY DIDN'T ADD THE JOYS
You sure? I thought I saw a Joy in one of the trailers.
She has some very dreamy deep eyes there
Easy to got lost in
Good, that cover was awful
She doesn't even fight Fortitude.
>The game actually has a protagonist so annoying it's making me never want to even consider buying it
Better than Eva's
What is Devil May Cry
You know damn well
The hell it is
DAD IM BAYOSEXUAL
>mfw Donte seems appealing when compared to her
I AM PROUD
There's something off about this screenshot but I can't quite place it.
It's the legs, I can never get over how ridiculously long her legs are
That looks fabulous, I think i'm going to watch a playthrough or something.
So who would win in a style contest, Uncle Dante or Bayo?
It's definitely worth experiencing one way or the other.
Granny Bayo is good but not that good
Is it spoiler heavy? I've played the game but I never got around to finishing.
Why haven't you finished, son
Oh my God, could this be OTP?
The movie? Yes.
You should actually play it. The game is fun as hell, but the plot is not anything special.
does she lose clothing with strong attacks like in the game?
Was it absolutely crazy?
I'm still upset they didn't have her do a combo with a BOOT TO THE FACE finisher like you can in the game.
Sounds like it fared better than the DMC anime, at least.
Really? That's shit. One of my favourite parts was fighting it for the first time in the church with the dragon's head stuck through the wall whilst flying through the air
Circumstances arose that forced it back into my backlog and it's been there ever since.
No Joys has me at 0/10 would not pirate right now.
I'll give it a watch if she still throws Jubileus into the fucking sun. Does she?
I said it before, but it was tame. If you haven't played the game it's OK, but if you've played the game it's just eh.
Why is that not a lollipop.
Fucking circumstances, man
No. No seriously if you've played the game you're better off replaying then watching the movie.
>Caring about plot in Bayonetta
Don't, because the creators didn't
The plot was solid and made sense though.
God I'm so fucking mad right now.
The hell it was
What didn't you understand. I can probably explain it to you.
I won't buy a Ps3 just for this game.
At least I can play Revengeance.
Fuck off /v/.
BA DUM TSS
Ps3 version is fucking abomination compared to x360.
It's also for the 360
What was the bad guy motive?
What are the eyes and how does one become them?
Why did notEizo not seem to hate Bayonetta despite thinking she was the one that killed his dad for 20 years?
Time travel how? You can't bring in timetravel out of random like that and not bring up again
Why did the bad guy let loliletta run around which could have gotten her killed? If loliletta goes then so does Bayonetta and his plan would have failed
The bad guy's motive was to alter history. Seriously that simple.
>What are the eyes and how does one become them?
Eyes of Jubileus, Admittedly I don't know exactly how they become them, but I'm pretty sure it's implied the strongest witch (which was why Jeanne originally fought Bayonetta back in the past) would be the holder of it. The reason why they put Bayonetta to sleep and sealed up her memories was because she'd remember that she was the holder of the other eye.
>Why did notEizo not seem to hate Bayonetta despite thinking she was the one that killed his dad for 20 years?
He did hate her, but he couldn't really do anything about it either. So he followed her around trying to get evidence.
>Time travel how? You can't bring in timetravel out of random like that and not bring up again
Both eyes let it be possible. Pretty sure there were journal entries about this. Did you read them?
>Why did the bad guy let loliletta run around which could have gotten her killed? If loliletta goes then so does Bayonetta and his plan would have failed
They weren't after her. And he wanted Bayonetta specifically to find her so that she can get her memory back.
>I can witch to this
>The bad guy's motive was to alter history. Seriously that simple.
For what purpose?
>would be the holder of it. The reason why they put Bayonetta to sleep and sealed up her memories was because she'd remember that she was the holder of the other eye.
Yeah about that how did she survive a stabbing in the heart?
>but he couldn't really do anything about it either
that guy did not show any hate at all
>Pretty sure there were journal entries about this. Did you read them?
No, why the hell should I read side material to get the full story? Thats bad writing 101
>And he wanted Bayonetta specifically to find her so that she can get her memory back.
But she didn't get her memory back. She only got her memory back when her old man told her who loliletta was and when she went back in time and left her there
>The bad guy's motive was to alter history. Seriously that simple.
>For what purpose?
Because they are bad.
>For what purpose
To undo the wrong that was done to him and his lover?
>Yeah about that how did she survive a stabbing in the heart?
Dark arts. It was just a manner of sealing her dude.
>No, why the hell should I read side material to get the full story? Thats bad writing 101
Because it's either that, or a long ass monologue that would probably be even worse. Yes, it's bad. But it's still there. A lot of games are like this, not only Bayonetta.
>But she didn't get her memory back. She only got her memory back when her old man told her who loliletta was and when she went back in time and left her there
One simple response to this.
He fucked up. Or there's a reason that I can't really remember.
Who cares? The game sucked anyway.
>To undo the wrong that was done to him and his lover?
.....But he was the one behind that, the wrongs done to him and his lover was just part of his plan.
>Dark arts. It was just a manner of sealing her dude.
Right magic does not need to explain shit
>Because it's either that, or a long ass monologue that would probably be even worse
Thats just proves the writer needs more work
>A lot of games are like this, not only Bayonetta
And they are worse for it
>One simple response to this.
The writers had no idea what they were doing
>.....But he was the one behind that, the wrongs done to him and his lover was just part of his plan.
What? No he wasn't. He was behind the Witch Hunt. Not the whole "oh yeah we're going to separated you from your lover and daughter and your lover's going to be in jail for fucking ever and you can't see either of them."
And then he killed the other Sages (with a few survivors it seems)
>seriously arguing about Bayonetta's story
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I didn't even watch the cutscenes during my first playthrough, too busy dealing with those angles.
To be honest, I didn't get jack shit from the whole story.
About the main villain's goals, the whole "eye" thing, time travel and shit, and I'm usually pretty good at this stuff.
Don't get me wrong the battle sections were nice, but the story was confused and fucked as it could go.
They patched it. It plays good now
Download the damn patch, it helps a lot.
They patched that shit eons ago. Get out from under your rock.
>Bayonetta enters some weird portal and drops the loli somewhere
It took me a while to realize she went back in time and shit. Seriously, the story could have used some serious revision.
It isn't automatic?
It still looks like shit and doesnt go beyond 30fps.
Then don't play it faggot. No one gives a fuck.
I'm a filthy pirate so I had to download the update from my PC. I don't know how it goes for original user though.
I already played it on 360.
Pretty much. It's actually pretty good if we consider what Gonzo usually puts out, but I'm finding it rather boring to keep watching instead of just replaying the game.
It's a bit convoluted, but it's pretty obvious in the "beat you over the head" sort of way too, I'm not really sure how people are actually getting confused by it.
Because they keep alluding at things that never got explained and keep doing things you have no clue what they're all about. Like how Bayonetta can supposedly travel back in time for years, which was never alluded before that one single moment she does so in the end of the game.
But she's manipulating time from the very start
Slowing down or stopping time does not equate being able to travel years into the past. That ability was never hinted that.
Maybe if you're dense, I suppose. But hell, after all the ludicrous shit you've done already (slowing time, going in and out of another dimension, fighting the final boss in the middle of space and then throwing it into the fucking sun, etc.) in the game why not throw in some time travel? Is the notion really so offensive at that point?
>hurr you must be dense
Time stasis <> Time travel
One does not equate the other, no matter what novel, movie or other form of media you're watching.
You should never expect anything good from Gonzo. They havnt had a good show in years.
Not that anon, but maybe time traveling is something plot/game changing compared to fighting monsters in slow-mo or breathing in space?
>he's using rifles, why shouldn't he be using nuclear bombs too?
This is what you're saying.
I didn't even knew they were alive.
Oh Lord, Balder is Wakamoto.
>Like how Bayonetta can supposedly travel back in time for years
That is because she used the portal Balder used to get Cereza from the past.
The broken window is not just a random window, it was the thing behind Balders desk.
I am guessing the movie is catering to the people to who played the games.
I wasn't really happy with the movie at all.
I thought he was talking about the game. You don't really play Bayonetta for the story.
Where was this Gonzo
Where was it
They made an anime of Bayonetta?
Well its official I am an out of touch autistic fuckwit.
They didnt? Well that's disappointing.
What portal? How did she know it was there?
How did she know he even used a portal do to that?
How do we know about all of this?
This is what I meant by confusing story.
>What portal? How did she know it was there?How did she know he even used a portal do to that?
Because she is a witch and if anyone, she should know that?
>How do we know about all of this?
By reading the artbook.
Yeah I know this is stupid, but P* had hardly any place on the disc.
This is why there were these movie-stripes cutscenes in the first place.
They simply did not have enough time and place to put everything in the game and instead focused on the gameplay.
I figured it was because he didn't want the other Sages from stopping his plans, since they probably wouldn't be okay with him controlling their god, or would try to steal control for themselves.
I also thought the writing could have been better, but I think the gameplay and soundtrack did well in picking up the slack.
>So I went back to take the kiddie you using that portal over there
Was it that hard to put a line like this in the fucking game instead of him acting gay all the time?
>tfw Bayonetta 2 is on the Wii U
It's either WiiU or no B2 at all.
is there really a difference?
Wanna start a philosophical debate about how and if scenarios that never happened would still affect your life and choices?
So did the anime get any actual animated fight scenes or was it just the usual extreme closeups, angles and pans bullshit that passes for animation in japan?
It looked pretty though
Drawn Bayonetta > Game Bayonetta
But acting gay all the time was his character.
Him going full James-Bond-villain mode would have been out of character and stupid.
wait isn't Gonzo out of business?
That's a lot of makeup.
What is she? Cake in denial? Low budget hooker?
>Don't discuss anime on /a/
suck my dick
Doushio /a/ ?
>Buy Bayo 1 on PS3 despite being a terrible version
>Buy a 360 just for Bayo 1
>Buy a WiiU just for Bayo 2
Is it sill terrible on the ps3 with updates?
Depends on your autism.
As a guy who sat through the entire thing without the update first, I'd say it was a huge improvement.
It is playable, but even a huge sonyfag like me has to say that the 360 version is better.
Because PS3 hardly ever goes beyond 30 frames
I see, thanks for answering.
>Playing on consoles
Should I watch this movie if I never played the game?
I'm interested in playing it but as for now I can't really try. So, should I?
i want bayonetta for pc... i even have a fucking 360 controller... waiting
it's fine now, because they've patched it to hell and back
back when it first came out it was literally unplayable though, I still can't believe how they greenlit a port that bad
It spoils the major plot points of the game, but Bayonetta's not one of those games you play for the story. It doesn't even use the same scenes, just takes the gist of them and does them in a completely different way. For example, the final fight in the movie is shit compared to the final boss fight in the game, and while the Jeanne fights in the movie are the best ones, they're still nowhere near as good as in the game. I'm still upset they cut the bit where Jeanne and Bayo play hot potato with missiles.
Did they cut everything from the game?
It almost sounds like that reading this thread.
They did. They really did.
> posing fight
What's this? Female Jojo with witches?
Like I said, it takes the major plot points, essentially just the characters and their motives, and then does it in an almost completely different way. It was definitely not made for fans of the game.
Oh well. Is it at least better than the DMC anime?
Because I still liked that. But maybe that is because DMC1 is my favorite and all the stupid LECUHRAAAAZEYXDDDUNCLEDANTE:D fagets can die in a fire for all I care.
I will still get the Bayo Movie when and if it comes out here, I am just a way too big Bayo fag.
The anatomy in this kind of makes me uncomfortable
Did she even witch time
I never watched the DMC anime, but it's not a bad movie. It just wasn't really made for fans. Everything about it's fine for newcomers, but it's nowhere near as good as the game. They'd have been better off just trimming down the game's cutscenes into movie length and releasing that.
They did use After Burner and Kilgore, though, which was unexpected, especially since they cut Space Harrier. Jubileus does not get punched into the sun and Bayo never fights Fortitudo, the final fight was incredibly disappointing
> awaken my masters.jpg
I cant be the only one to find the two similar
Why Fortitudo, I ask myself.
Could they not cut someone less important and prominent than him?
Like freakin Iustitia, who both had no build up and no style?
I know the game has tons of posing but I feel like they really went overboard in the movie. The game's posing was mostly for sexy purposes, but this is ridiculous.
Fortitudo appeared, but all he did was tell Jeanne to hurry up and then fuse with Jubileus. The only one Bayo actually got to fight was Temperantia.
Eh....would have preferred Sapientia myself, but what can you do.
>and then fuse with Jubileus
Wait wut? Do I even want to know?
And when Jubileus does not get punched into the sun, does that mean Queen Shiba got cut?
Or any other demon?
Is Enzo and Rodin still in it?
Are there more weapons than Scarborough Fair and Sgt. Kilgore?
Why am I still asking these questions and not watching the movie myself instead?
The angels just glow and say IT'S TIME, WE WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE CREATOR or some shit and then are absorbed into her. It's pretty pointless.
Queen Sheba is in, and she's the only way Bayonetta fights Jubileus. She and Jeanne just summon her to slap Jubileus around and pull her hair while naked Balder cries.
Gomorrah and Hekatoncheir are in, but no one else.
Enzo and Rodin are there, and Rodin gets to slap angel shit and blast them with eye beams.
Aside from Scarborough Fair and Kilgore, Bayo uses Shuraba and that torture attack chainsaw, along with a shitty set of guns that later get turned into Scarborough Fair after Jeanne breaks them.
You should probably go ahead and watch it, Cereza's pretty moe.
That all sounds horrible from the perspective of someone who played and absolutely loved the game.
...it SOUNDS horrible, but I will probably still get a lot of enjoyment out of it.
Thanks for answering my stupid questions though, I´m off searching for a good stream.
It's worth a watch, but so long as you don't expect the best animated Bayonetta film possible, you should at least enjoy it a little bit. I was enjoying it up until they met Balder and ruined the game's god tier finale, and I went into it expecting an awful, poorly animated mess. In that respect, it was way better than I thought it would be, but still shit compared to the game.
I'll probably like it more when the dub comes out. The JP cast was great, but it's like playing Dragon's Dogma in japanese. Sure, they chose great actors for the roles, but the roles weren't made for them.
That video was actually my first exposure to Billy Herrington.
Than it sounds like I will have fun with it.
My expectations are not THAT low, but still not high.
And yeah a dub needs to happen. Bayonetta has to have that bitbong accent. I also need my 2fabolous4you Balder O´Brien
The thing about this movie is that it was made for people who haven't played the game, so it's really nice if you are a newbie but it lacks the "wow" factor if you played the game.
Fabulous Father Peacock was the best boss. Prove me wrong.
can someone explain why B2 was on WiiU anyway?
More like the easiest and the shittiest.
Nintendo funded it when no one else would.
Sega didn't want to publish the sequel, so Nintendo offered to do it.
huh, that make sense.
but it doesnt seem like game that WiiU owner would want, then again I not sure what they want at all
Sega being retarded again?
I am still pissed about valkyria chronicles
Sega or Plat approached Microsoft and Sony first before Nintendo offered, I believe.
So really it's their fault.
at times like these I wondering what the fuck is wrong with the gaming industry
That puzzles the hell out of me considering Bayonetta was a hit. It sold pretty well, enough to guarantee a sequel a least
the first game sold around 2 million copies but when it got cheap, sega spent to much in marketing so they expected better numbers. They really weren't angry with the sales, quite the opposite, but it didn't sell as god as expected and they don't have much of a buoyant situation, so they canned most of their future projects in favor of sonic, total war and a few more, and bayo 2 was amongst them.
no it didn't, sega dropped the series and if it weren't for nintendo approaching platinum there would not be a sequel
If it doesn't appeal to casuals, it's not worth the investment to them
Fuck, don't remind me anon-kun!
isnt sonic kinda dead?
It sells, they could't care less what a bunch of 30 something in the internet could say about their games.
It just got a new game not too long ago, and it's getting a reboot and a cartoon here pretty soon.
It all looks like crap though. Especially the cartoon.
Jeanne is th ebest
who the fuck would buy sonic game
Secret boss Rodin is the best.
Jeanne a shit.
She gets eaten and dragged into the nether in the newest game too
so does that mean Seto no Hanayome S2?
Why the fuck would you ever think that'd get a second season?
Children, people who don't read game pages, people like that
The Wii U is the only next gen console that has any games I care about, and that includes Bayo 2. Don't assume that just because Nintendo usually publishes family oriented games that people who own their consoles don't enjoy M-rated games. Remember, a large chunk of the people who buy generic gritty mature games are kids who think that anything with color is for kids.
I don't know if Bayo 2 can live up to Wonderful 101, though. They not only have to be more over the top than the first game, but W101 as well, and I don't know if that's even possible.
Manga ended almost four years ago so you might as well abandon all hope now
Unless you care about Nintendo franchises, the WiiU has nothing going for it right now while PS4 and XBOne already have highly anticipated third party games announced
I know WiiU has some fun title but in comparison but it doesnt warrant be getting it
Are the techmod subs ok?
Is any one else even going to sub this?
>then again I not sure what they want at all
Nintendo games. It's really that simple and it's why 3rd party games simply don't sell on nintendo home consoles.
I don't actually think I know any of the highly anticipated games you're talking about.
but playing hot potato missile was the best
>Don't assume that just because Nintendo usually publishes family oriented games that people who own their consoles don't enjoy M-rated games.
Considering the enormous amount of dipshits clamoring for an edgy zelda game, I don't find that hard to believe.
Kingdom hearts III
Final Fantasy XV
Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom pain
Do people really want to play these games?
Yes, they're very popular franchises.
You've never actually read jojo, have you?
Nintendo games don't sell on WiiU either. In fact, nothing sells on WiiU, including WiiU itself.
But those games are really, really far away.
I'd rather have ten good games to play right now, than three good games to play in a year or maybe even more.
At least they sell in the millions. Nothing else sells over 1mil in that black hole of a console.
Buy a PS3 then.
And MGS Ground Zeroes is just around the corner.
Not that I'm too hype for it considering I couldn't finish PW for the shit it was.
It's funny how PS4 has no backwards compatibility.
It really has no games.
Meh, they're working on emulators for the PS2 and PS1.
That's all you really need, honestly.
The WiiU has been out for a year and doesn't even have 10 decent exclusive games yet. Every decent it does have is already available on other consoles that also have bigger libraries to choose from
I though if you download game on ps3 for the PSN you get to play it on ps 4
That you have to pay for. I'm a Sony fan and even I don't like this shit. The least Sony could have done was include PS1 BC and to be honest, with emulation as cheap and easy as it is, PS2 emulation could have been easily included as well.
Yes i did read it.
I know they don't really have pose-offs in jojo, but they have pose-offs fused with fighting.
That vid is basically your average jojo fight without the fighty parts, and with females who aren't manly.
But I have those already, on my PC.
Arguably, MH3U is not exclusive, but Wii U has online and 1080p, which is nice.
Not anymore. The newest WiiFit pulled less than 20k in NA, for example (this shit used to sell tens of millions just a few years ago). Overall, the WiiU has exactly 6 games that have managed to crawl over a million shipped, let alone actually sold.
Ded console, ded software, ded everything.
Jews are gonna jew.
I still have a functioning PS2, so I'm not too worried.
And PS2 emulation on PC is getting better anyway.
PS2 emulation on PC is perfect, you can even emulate one of the biggest hurdles, Ace combat.
Wii-U has been out for 1 year 5 months and its already been outsold by the PS4 and XBONE.
Wii-U is trash please go to >>>/v/
>VP : Silmeria
Not much of a loss, it's an inferior game compared to its predecessor
It's playable, did you try the newest dev build or just download the latest 'official' like a pleb?
Not that good of a game though
It wont be dead until Nintendo stops releasing first party games which wont happen for the next five years
>Wii U: 5.7 million
>PS4: 5.3 million
>Xbone: 3.4 million
u wot m8?
Good PS2 emulation would mean putting the core PS2 components into it, which means higher costs and higher complexity of the hardware. And widespread backward compatibility is coming anyway (look up PlayStation Now).
I just need some VP dose, I guess.
>did you try the newest dev build
I didn't but last time I tried it was full of glitches, laggy, and the screen turned red in some area.
Link to the newest version? I need to try this shit.
>Shipped numbers on Wii-U
The WiiU numbers are shipped (aka gathering dust on the shelves), while the PS4's are sold to customers. You're right about the Bone, though.
Software PS2 emulation is essentially perfect now so Sony wouldn't have to use actual hardware components like they did with the first PS3 models. There was no reason not to have software based emulation for the PS1 and PS2 included with the PS4. This stunt was just a maneuver to promote their Cloud service shit
It's a really bad idea. There's a reason no one ever talked about onlive.
Are the official subs good enough?
Fucking spoonfeeding, geez.
You should probably actually learn how to configure your settings too, y'know.
>The feel when still no Hrist game
It's not like I can't find shit but there are so many versions available, just need to make sure which one is the best.
And yeah, I did fuck around with the setting but the best I could get was no lag, the red screen thing was a pain in the ass.
The cloud service (if it ever works) should cover the PS1, PS2 and PS3, so it's more like a vidya Netflix for everything under the sun. Looks like they decided to build a single platform instead of bothering with separate solutions for every past gen.
That only happened because she was saving Bayo.
>implying anybody with conecction slowet than 100Mb will be able to actually play those games
In their defense, they kinda had to take out the joys since they were pretty gay for bayonetta in the game. not to mention that they alwys pampered little cereza.
They took out more than the joys though. That's the issue.
And just 'cause they were gay for Bayonetta doesn't really mean they should've removed them. I mean they didn't remove Jeanne...
They took them out because they were viewed as unimportant and that is why you gaming autists are in such a rage. In fact, most of the Laguna aren't considered of much importance in the game much less the anime.
This issue isn't strictly due to the writers for Bayonetta, DMC also hits much of the same bumps because of the type of game.
This is the biggest crock of bullshit.
When it comes down to the plot? Yes. What does he accomplish in the entirety of the game much less that single fight? Spout off words at Bayonetta and gets smacked down. The guy jobs hard.
Where can i watch?