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>on bus to mall with my girlfriend
>she's tired
>rest her head on my shoulders
>put my arms around her and pinched her nose
>pull out my HTC One
>watch D-Frag together
>she tells me "i love you, lets get married"
>everyone on bus clapping and congratulating us
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so fantasy thread?
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Typical D-frag fag
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>>102287243
>girlfriend
>blogshit

Fuck OFF.
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>layin in bed
>sleepin all comfy
>wake up to someone crawling in next to me
>"oni-channnnnn"
>little sister starts licking my ears
>pretend to be asleep
>she starts kissing my neck
>"oh you're just going to keep pretending to be asleep, huh?"
>she starts sucking my dick
>bout to come
>little bitch just stops and says
>"any more and I'll become addicted"

What the fuck man...
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>>102287432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk
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>>102287432
this got subbed? my dickusmax
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>>102287243
Yeah, I used to have hopes and dreams too.
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>>102287243
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>Life changing accomplishment
>post about it to strangers
>implying anyone here could give a mother fuck
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>>102287389
>not having a girlfriend to watch anime with

lel
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STEALTH MARKETING
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Get the fuck out.

>>102287545
OP please fuck OFF.
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So uh. Yeah. Not on topic, but probably more important than anything else that might get posted in this thread: I just found out the pizza place near me makes chicken and shrimp pizza with vodka sauce. It's the most ridiculous shit I've ever put in my mouth.
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>>102287631
Where is it? It sounds good.
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>>102287665
Holmdel, NJ. You should probably come here and try it.
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>>102287631
That sounds yummy dude.
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>>102287555
4chan is a bought shithole and moot is a sellout. ever since they started banning people for mentioning viral marketing on /v/, the best you can do is ignore these threads instead of reporting them
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Yesterday,

>hungry
>call girlfriend
>take her to Hometown Buffet
>we sit in a quiet corner
>talk about life while eating
>pull out iPhone
>watch the latest Sketo Dance episode with her
>girlfriend proposed marriage to me


This morning,
>went to City Hall
>got our marriage certificate
>judge jokingly says "you may kiss the bride"
>mfw
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>>102287783
IT FUCKING IS. My tongue just jizzed thinking about it. I know you're thinking right now "wtf tongues don't do that." Mine just did. I don't know how to explain it. I opened my mouth and fucking tongue jizz squirted out. My neighbor brought me a slice earlier because he just found out and that's how I found out. He was going door to door giving us all slices because this shit is literally that good. People need to know about it.
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>>102287910
Noone cares.
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>at home with gf
>watching anime together
>shet ells me how much she loves me
>"I love you too, I love you so much"
>close eyes
>reach around her shoulders and press my lips against hers
>open eyes
>see nothing there once again
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>>102287243
>sitting on bed watching Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon season 2 with girlfriend
>ass shot of Toori comes up
>girlfriend says that she thinks Toori has a nice ass
>I think so too
>discussion starts about which Horizon has the best ass

What do you guys think? I say it's Horizon herself, but my girlfriend thinks that Nate's is better. Shit gets heated every time it comes up. We need an outside opinion.



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