Why was this allowed?
Because Doraemon is a national treasure.
Because they're not from Dumbfuckistan the Land of Jews and Bankers
I want to watch this, but it's a 1787 episode children's show that spans almost 40 years.
Has anyone else actually watched this that isn't Japanese?
>Implying US cartoons weren't worse
>Has anyone else actually watched this that isn't Japanese?
Yeah. It's shit.
I grew up with Doraemon. Just your everyday lighthearted kids show.
I watched some of it on youtube.
It's alright. Pretty entertaining I suppose. I used to live in Japan though so I saw it everywhere.
Because he's burning his dread.
implying your weren't spending your childhood with robot racoon.
>Has anyone else actually watched this that isn't Japanese?
Yes. Ask any Chinese/Korean/Malaysian who grew up in the 70s-90s.
I'm Latin American and I grew up with this show as well.
I remember wanting to punch Nobita more than once.
>Doraemon is a robot cat from the future to set Nobita on a correct path
>Nobita's descendant from the future asked Doraemon to do this because Nobita is a lazy, unmovitated asshole who didn't give a shit about his life
>Doraemon came from the future to change Nobita's future
>if Nobita's future is changed, then there would've been no need for Doraemon, which would mean Doraemon wouldn't have been sent to the past
>but if Doraemon wasn't sent to the past, a grim future awaits Nobita
>to prevent this dark future from happening, Doraemon has to go back into the past...
What makes this even more complicated is that Nobita's descendant from the bad future is a result of Nobita marrying Jaiko, Gian's ugly sister. Doraemon's mission isn't only to get Nobita to study harder, but to hook him up with Shizuka. By changing one of the ancestors, they've pretty much changed their future descendants.
Hoky shit,I don't remember the Jaiko part.
Nobita's future is changed because of Doraemon, in the new timeline, Nobita's descendant just follows his great grandfather's orders and sends back a doraemon to make sure everything goes according to plan.
I doubt the author really cared that much about the time traveling aspects of it.
The Jaiko part was only mentioned in chapter 1 I believe.
What a fucking horror would that be.
Kids back then weren't as stupid as today.
>I doubt the author really cared that much about the time traveling aspects of it.
You're absolutely right about that. But things like these are often more interesting than the story itself.
What if Ranma got pregnant then turned back into a guy?
What if Krillin killed Vegeta?
What if Conan naturally grew back to his original age? (They've actually covered this in an OVA, and it wasn't that good.)
There must've been *some* thought put into it. That way, people will talk about it for years.
FUCKING FANSUBBED DORAEMON???
>What if Conan naturally grew back to his original age?
What if they ended this stupid fucking show?
I always wonder if they could have Jaiko somehow grow nicer and Nobita ended up marrying her anyway.
and somehow the animator manage to get a consistent design for her mother
Her mum is just a slut.
>7 billion people on the planet
>most of them chinks
>not encouraging suicide
>tfw you hope your future self would send a robot back in time to help you not be a loser
>tfw still no robot
>>most of them chinks
Maybe it's because you turn out a winner!
Or you have no descendants.
Probably cause nips don't have very good access to guns so suicide via gun isn't rampant or convenient
Just had a very difficult love life since her biological father's passing, she is in a situation where she couldn't let go and just be a single mom so she constantly remarries or dates different men since possibly her husband's last wish is "neither of you should die alone"
any good picture f that?
But they do have access to The Complete Manual of Suicide, which will probably never be translated. ;_;
It only means you're not loser-tier enough.
Because japs weren't always cocksucking faggots who would even censor nipples on screen. Back then they were free to animate what ever the fuck they wanted and if you got offended by it then tough shit .
>India has a comprehensive book on sex
>Japan has the complete manual of suicide
I think these two countries need to trade books.
10/10 made me laugh
I laughed quite a bit
You're missing the point of Doraemon. Nobita has an attitude problem and that's why he repeated run home crying to doraemon asking for help. On the few occassions where he actually had a positive outcome, he did so because he manned up and did what needed to be done.
Did anyone here watch Nobita's Dinosaur? The animation is really good and it's a solid film overall.
Because kids were not pussies back then.
My favourite episode was that "loli in a bamboo"
Put that weird pill into a bamboo, then you can open it for your own personal loli daughteru.
I think that was the best fucking invention in the whole goddamn doraemon universe.
I had a bunch of VCRs of Cantonese Doraemon growing up.
It inspired me to want to run away from home and crack open coconuts to reveal steak and soup inside.
Yeah, this show did nothing for me.
I've only seen the old version, there's a remake for that instead of just new film?
The best invention is that phone booth that allow you to change anything in the universe, whoever created that must be a super genius.
Best invention is the memory bread
That one is great aswell, a lot better than that automatic pencil that answer every question correctly.
>Did anyone here watch Nobita's Dinosaur?
Watched it for the animation. Movie was okay
>I've only seen the old version, there's a remake for that instead of just new film?
Apparently it's a bit different from the old one. Worth watching for the animation at the very least.
I'll give it a watch, thanks.
I bet it's the jew's doing, back then they needed clapistanians to kill sandniggers to have their country but now that they set they want the manipulatable chinks to take over the world so they make others into wusses so they wouldn't fight back.
>What if Krillin killed Vegeta?
Muahahahahaha I'm sure he couldn't even pierce the skin of the saiyan with that puny sword.
>I bet it's the jew's doing
No it's all the butthurt soccer moms doing. Take your /pol/ shit somewhere else.
it's not the kids who are pussies, it's the parents
>What if Ranma got pregnant then turned back into a guy?
They baby would not exist then.
No ovaries; no eggs; no vagina for birth; no child.
I used to watch i everyday when I was a kid.
It's really fun and creative.
Krillin could kill anyone in the universe except Buu with his destructo disk
daily reminder that doraemon actually ended at vol6. It was perfect but they retconned it. Jews going to Jew.
yeah, but when he had the chance to kill vegeta, he was exhausted, and didn't had anymore energy for a destructo disk, he was going to kill him with yajirobe's katana.
>What if Ranma got pregnant then turned back into a guy?
The baby only exists and develops when Ranma is female. For example, Ranma is two months pregnant. She changes back into a guy and stays that way for three months. When turned back into a girl, she's still two moths pregnant. Ranma must stay a girl for nine full months to be rid of the baby, they just don't have to be consecutive.
Why was pretty much anything from Maicching Machiko Sensei allowed?
Japanese kids aren't stupid and know when not to follow TV.
Japanese maybe but nowadays you have to consider americlaps
>Persona in the 70s
Someone post that Doraemon Ending, or search google. Nobita best MC.
Nobita will get better treatment if he was american. He's master of using gun after all. With 100% accuracy.
I actually haven't watch any Doraemon anime. But I read all the manga short + long stories.
In case any of you didn't know, the gun holds lucky and unlucky bullets.
Which ending? Doraemon broke down or Doraemon return to the future?
I still remember that cowboy planet in that space amusement park story, Nobita is a super sniper.
>He's using his own snot for shooting practice
Any Spanish person growing up in the 90's and onwards knows Doraemon as well as any Japanese person. I've watched about 500+ episodes of it in my lifetime on TV alone, and I still find it amusing.
Speaking of the ending of doraemon, i can't wait for that 3D movie.
This one? Look like it might be cool, wonder which story will they include since it seem that they're going to start from Doraemon's arrival.
>doraemon now a girl with humanoid body and cat ears
Every Vietnamese kids know and read Doraemon.
All 45 'normal story' volumes and 24 'adventure story' volumes.
>doraemon now a girl with humanoid body and cat ears
Nah, recent doraemon was a gaijin promoting a Toyota car.
I think they gonna cover that story in earlier volume where Nobita loses Doraemon for some reason.
I don't remember the story, but it's supposed to be the end of Doraemon, but because of popular demand, Fujiko F. Fujio lengthen Doraemon until 30+ volume.
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Because only America likes to pretend death isn't real and inevitable. Anything that resembles an actual problem is banned in American cartoons to make way for the #firstworldproblems and other examples of bad character that plagues every kid nowadays. Prepare your anus for more Jewish-funded 8 hours a day Spongebob marathons now with extra ADHD.
Jean Reno was awesome.
> crack open coconuts to reveal steak and soup inside
I had that VCR!
It was atmospheric.
Doraemon has been showing in my country since I was a little kid (I'm 25 now) and it's still on. You are not missing much, it's cool if you watch it when you are a kid though.
and dorami would look like Hasuta-kun
What if Nobita is genderbended and turn into a useless moe and Doraemon is turn into a handsome looking robot from the future, then the entire story turn into a comedy otome harem.
With minor love triangle between Doraemon and the two cat he like, one's a trap and the other is an oujo-sama.
Jean Reno Doraemon is best Doraemon.
It was a change in the time traveling law, I think. The Doraemon is force to return to his time.
Well I don't know, american cartoons are just autistic and american television is basically murder rape brutal murder rape rape torture rape rape. I'm not sure how that's supposed to support a healthy growth, while they whine about anime even though it's a lot more balanced media.
I'm totally OK with this
there's a reason why Doraemon threads usually double as SEAfag summoning threads
Is Vietnamese subs OK? There are a lot on youtube.
> SEAfag summoning
Reminds me of the 4kids days and how localizers handled every anime in the 00s. They'd tone down pretty much fucking everything before slapping it on Cartoon Network, even though there's worse/more violent shit on the American cartoons.
>SEAfag summoning threads
Everytime without fail.
Stop sexualizing Doraemon. He's done nothing to deserve this.
>SEAfag summoning threads
You got me. Though from what i can remember, only america that didn't know doraemon until recently.
>Nobita's mom is the main antagonist.
Isn't it kinda harsh for her?
Fine, lets sexualize Doremi instead.
also, Dorabase Manga is awesome
Well I guess superman and shit were pretty violent as well, along with the amount sexualised woman in there but nowadays it's mostly just autism like spongebob and chowder and whatever. But if you look at american television, like got, spartacus, csi and other "investigation" shows it's always rape and brutal torture every second episode. At least in anime such conducts are generally considered the rock bottom of morals, while I saw some investigation show the other day where the guy tortured, raped and murdered like 14 girls and then the conclusion was poor guy his mom didn't love him, like what the actual fuck.
Dora-nichov best girl.
There's actually a South Park episode about that.
There's a south park episode about everything.
What article is that? Could you give the link?
It's the oldest trick in the book for destroying civilization: Prevent adults from becoming, or entering society.
Fucking google image redirect me to 9fag
What article do you mean?
Must be best class ever. Shame doraemon never actually graduated.
>doraemon never actually graduated.
>reminder that top cat the movie ends with a prison rape joke
The Wikipedia article in which Nobita's mother is listed as an antagonist.
Must be in another language since I couldn't find anything in the English article.
Well I mean, it's more like they don't make things clear, like sure there's murder and rape in japanese media as well but it's always made clear that it's something horrible and shouldn't actually happen while american television is like yeah murder and rape totally normal things to happen and that shows in the crime rates as well. Autistic cartoons I guess aren't the end of the world but they are non-content garbage that doesn't help a kid growing what so ever, doraemon had lessons of life and dragonball is based on the classic chinese novel journey to the west and filled with japanese puns, that you know at least make kids think and make connections along with a strong but always positive protagonist. Like son gokuu really is a good role model, he doesn't take on insults, always smiles and looks for the best of everyone, compared to someone like spongebob who just runs around in circles and fails at everything while laughing hysterically.
The second, more pessimistic ending suggests that Nobita Nobi was suffering from a mental disability and that all the characters (including Doraemon) are simply his delusion. In real life, Nobita would be a sick and dying little boy who imagined the entire series on his sickbed to help him ease his pain and depression.
>take a dump
Oh well both are you asking the same link.
Also it's not "graduated", but more like he's being rejected by everyone. I'm sorry.
>Doraemon did poorly at the robot's school and during the final presentation show, he performed badly and nobody wanted to hire him, until baby Sewaishi pushed the button.
Yeah, American television really does promote bad values.
I wonder who owns the networks.
It's just a doujin though
All I could remembered is he's considered as a failure from the mass production version, well hardly surprising considering how stupid he is
>leave a potentially dangerous machine in the room despite having the unlimited pocket
>warned Nobita not touch it then proceed to went away to fuck a pussy
Poor Doraemon, I thought the reason he wasn't bought by anyone is because his ears was bitten off.
Stop pushing that edge on me please.
People liked Doraemon for Showa-era optimism, not this.
Oh, I remember that movie.
When I was 8,I thought he turned blue because of his tears, not because his yellow paint wears off.
I don't like how they designed Nobita, looks kind of off.
Because kids werent stupid back then
>america banned kinder surprise because the kids kept eating the whole thing, prize and all
There is also this article about Doraemon and America. Might be also the reason why most of you hate beta protagonist while Japan love it.
What the hell, that's a depressing though, why would you think that.
>A Mother love is poison
So, Brave New World?
(It's a novel in case you don't know)
Mysteries of the world
Fujiko was actually a genius.
If you look back and think about it, most of the stuffs he thought of are pretty advanced science concepts.
Also highly recommend Hitoribotchi no Uchuu Sensou. It's one of those few manga which I love dearly from the bottom of my heart.
I don't understand what's wrong with suicide? It doesn't infingne on anyone's rights.
Go ahead then.
It hurts the ones that love you.
I'd pay for a full series like this.
Truly the best
NTR, NTR everywhere.
Meant to quote >>102301821
Well you know it's morally wrong, if you live a shitty life and kill yourself then that was it but if you just tough it out and keep on living something good will happen in due time.
Thanks for the recommendation.
It reduces the number of slaves.
Pretty much every episode and movie has been dubbed to Catalan.
I grew up watching two episodes each morning before school when I was a little kid. I'm talking about years worth of morning episodes here. And the dude who dubbed Doraemon was pretty good, he had a very characteristic chuckle.
Surprised no one shared this yet...
It's the sub group for new Doraemon.
holy shit, dat jayko
Why is Doraemon a fat jewish guy?
>Take a dump
I swear, there's was a chapter like that in the manga.
If you're 100% sure then go on ahead, just make sure you do it privately and not in a way that disturbs others. I hate it when my train gets delayed because some attention whoring retard decides to kill themselves by jumping in front of it.
there was. but it was like some sort of arcade machine (like those Outrun games) that was hooked to an RC car.
>"A depressed Tom on the railroad tracks awaiting the train which draws near to run him over."
Was that narration included in that episode? I don't remember it.
I grabbed that from the description of the image where it was posted, but that's exactly what happened in the episode.
This joke was in the manga.
At least he didn't die alone.
I remember that Doraemon has one or two fingers in some chapters in the manga, to push buttons or point at things.
Yet he still can't play rock paper scissors properly.
Isn't it sad?
I grew up reading/watching it in Chinese. It's the only manga/anime which I'm more comfortable in Chinese than in English; all others are the opposite.
He could just pull out a device for that kind of shit.
Only if he's wearing his glasses; he can't see and so can't aim for nuts without 'em. (Go back in time dinosaur episode)
They were bitten off after he was bought.
Wasn't it the shock of having his ears bitten off that turned him blue?
Huh, I don't remember that, thank you anyway.
Ah, I see. Thank you.
That's what I remembered, aye.
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You're late see >>102300415
>After getting his ears gnawed off by a robot mouse, he slipped into depression on top of a tower, where he drank a potion labeled "sadness". As he wept, the yellow color washed off and his voice changed due to the potion. As a result, he developed a morbid fear of mice despite being a robotic cat, because he was suffering musophobia.
So induced shock.
What the fuck.
When I was a kid, it aired
I watched it like every day, twice. I could probably still tell you the plot to most episodes made before the 00s.
Same as Looney Toons and Scooby Doo
Please tell me there isn't porn of Doraemon
My childhood can't take that
Depend on your definition of porn, if you mean live action porn then I doubt it.
If you mean doujins or just lewd images, then yes, there are several of those around. The strangest one I saw on Pixiv was Dora the Kid fucking his horse.
And it would have worked, because Vegeta was pissing himself in fear
>Any spanish person
I hope you mean Spanish from Spain, because otherwise I really know no one who has watched it, and I live in South America.
Now, if you're talking about Saint Seya and Dragonball...
Yeah but Doraemon's support and counseling is what lets Nobita be a better person
The point was that the gadgets aren't the fix. Nobita can do it without them. But he can't do it without Doraemon.
It's the friendship that's the real help.
Which dogu would you like to have? And how will you use it?
Hard Mode:no telephone box
God Mode:no time machine
I did not watch the show, sorry, but shouldn't that mean that, if Ranma is a girl and gets injured, she wouldn't have to suffer from her injuries?
What if someone cuts her tit when he is a girl, does he go back to normal if he goes back to being a boy?
Should I watch this show
Door to Anywhere.
I remember the thing has a range of 10 light years?
It was pretty famous in Mexico
Screw hard mode, I'm taking the phonebox.
Also, should the hard mode and god mode switch? Hard mode actually alter the fabric of reality and time to whatever you want, the time machine is nothing compare to that.
Just like Saint Seya, I've heard.
Mazinger Z used to be pretty popular in Mexico too, didn't it?
I think so, aren't they the one complaing about Robot Girls Z?
Those food-farming tools they used in a prehistoric adventure, whatever it's called.
Because fuck you, I'm gonna be a farmer with a field of pizza, curry rice, and godsend noodles.
>alter the fabric of reality and time
What's so funny?
It should be altering the fabric of time and space, nice try though.
The telephone box is a reference to Doctor Who.
it should be the other way around.Everyone would pick that phonebox. Also, after going through what little Doraemon manga I have left, I'm going to go with the mouth mask that turn any lies into truth.I don't know what's the official name for it since they're in malay
It's not like either of those actually exist so who gives a shit.
RECENTRY, DORAEMON ANIME IS NOT INTERESTING
the time stopper one
Oh delicious time stop porn
Imagine all the shit you can do
well, apparently it's named Sonousohonto (thatlieistrue?) beak. As for how I'm gonna use it; I'll probably screw around with you guys by stuffing all of /a/ in a room or pull some tamil movie antics or like. when I'm bored I'll bring you all to 2D land and hopefully we all can live happily
murrican at its finest!
Ah, time and space. Ok then.
>stuffing all of /a/ in a room
Only good can come from this.
Apparently someone thinks a bit like you.
Oh. Aparently the CM has been posted here. Should have scrolled down a bit more before replying.
You know who else his voice actress dubbed?
Doraemon Japanese VA surprisingly sound annoying, maybe because I grow up watching dubbed version of him.
Yes. It's surprisingly pleasant to hear that squeaky voice one more time.
Also Shizuka's original VA voiced that Tiger stuffed toy in Kampfer.