I think the loli-hater is among us. A thread just got nuked. Deleting innocent lolithreads is no fun. They're not hurting anything or breaking any rules.
>That old fuck
I have bad news for you.
He's just trying to save the lolis. There has been far too much talk of raping them of late.
I agree on the rape, but killing everyone else's fun along with the threads just isn't necessary. There was no rape mentioned in the thread earlier.
A shame it went so early, since the (great) loli threads over the past weekend met natural ends as opposed to being snuffed out prematurely.
>age being a factor
Get the fuck out
But why would loli threads be anything but pure?
>90% image dump
Its your own damn fault
Anime loli is not off topic, it's anime
Loligrin is not a general.
There's a bunch of conversation to be had.
Hakase will always be the best.
The last couple of lolithreads have been more conversation than image dumping ground. Are people not allowed to have fun if it's something you dislike?
What hair color goes best on a loli?
Blonde or black.
I prefer brunette or sandy blonde, myself.
Why did you start a loli thread with a picture of my older brother?
That's not a loli. That's an old man.
Looks like a loli, sounds like a loli, is a loli.
Unless it's a trap of course.
hey hakase got any loli sadpandas to celebrate?
White/Silver, then Gold/Blonde.
Do not sexualize the loli.
Hakase is strawberry blonde you degenerate
Is cuddling okay?
Blonde is blonde.
Who's sexualizing anything, this is a clean innocent family firendly penetration station of molestation.
Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv.
Under the correct circumstances.
If a loli comes to you in a thunderstorm to cuddle under the covers, that is perfectly fine.
As long as you keep it pure. Any attempt to sexualize the loli will result in death.
My daughteru is a strawberry blonde, get it right asshole
I'm not into necro, but hey you gotta work with what you have.
What if it's not a thunderstorm? What if I'm just naturally attracted to her body heat and soft PJs? What if I accidentally a boner?
Yeah? Well she's my daughteru too, and I'm not sperging out over such a minor difference, which makes me a better fatheru.
You are the worst gay couple to ever have fathered an anime girl.
Konata is best loli
It makes you a shittier one and I am taking these screencaps to the custody hearing. See your ass in court mother fucker, you will only be seeing her on the second sunday of every month once I am through with you.
Sorry, but my waifu would not allow that. Good luck winning over her in any situation.
Nigga you gonna need a lawyeru.
I don't need one.
I don't think you realize who that is.
Yeah but I got these, you don't stand a chance
I have many more variates of shark-themed candy, and thanks to my waifu's incredible wealth, we'll never run out.
Hell, I can take my daughteru down in a sub to seem them firsthand.
You can't do that. All you have is empty promises and gummy candy.
I have love.
I want to buttsnuggle lolibutt. Ideally with my face because I hear lolibutt is fragrant and makes a nice pillow.
>buying her love
But do you have lovingly made home cooked OMULETTE RICE made by her father and not bought/made by some cheap whore who is trying to force herself into a mother role?
Of course she does.
And as a licensed chef, I guarantee my omelet rice is far superior to anyone elses.
>cheap whore who is trying to force herself into a mother role?
Yeah, you clearly had no idea.
Okay, you have forced my hand. Time for my secret weapon say hello to my waifu
That is the best character of anything ever
I want to be it's friend
You're also confused on this matter.
Nano-chan follows Hakase, not the other way around.
Besides, Nano-chan would want the place that's best for Hakase, which would clearly be with the rich, adoring family than some desperate hick.
Give it up, son. Not only do you no longer have a daughteru, but your waifu will hate you for trying to force her into a situation like that one comic for Nichijou sales.
We leave it to the courts, unlike you I actually know the color of my daughteru's hair.
You automatically lose because even if my Waifu's organization can't control the verdict, I have an omnipresent vampire who doesn't give a fuck on my side.
And unlike you I care about more than anal wording for hair color.
Anon please, this is the 3rd time. I'm trying to help you.
replaced old image. High quality bed cuddling.
Are those flaps her boobs or is it her fat?
looks like folds in her clothes. no saggy lolitits.
>You automatically lose because even if my Waifu's organization can't control the verdict, I have an omnipresent vampire who doesn't give a fuck on my side.
Threats AND open claims that you will actively attempt to commit perjury? Just keep digging your grave bud, witness protection will give me a line of my own mary sues to protect me and Hakase from your silly vampire. Hope you enjoy the restraining order because with this you will only be seeing her on major holidays.
I love that image. Its exactly the kind of situation I want to be in. Getting scolded by a loli
H-have you never watched / read Hellsing?
I want a loli to scold me, then punish me with lolidom
God, who drew that loli? She just looks so adorable, putting anon in his place like that.
I have, but witness protection will give me my own mary sues to stop him. And besides Hakase will just make anti vampire protection if I tell her how you are trying to kill me and take her away from me and her home. You will never defeat my daughteru's brilliant mind.
How about this?
I don't know. I have a feeling it's a shop, though.
Still assuming she would want anything to do with you after a ton of clear, compelling evidence puts you in the slammer for the rest of your life.
Resources will easily top your weak ambition.
I can't tell if you're happy about that or horrified.
Sounds old and forced.
Here's a better picture.
Its one of those dreaded "only watching for X" shows. I hate it.
I'll request a better one next time I see her. In Japanese.
...how do you say it in Japanese?
Just have her say "hentai!".
So you're dating your granddaughter? That's fucking sick man.
It should be a bit longer, something that can make her act lolidom-ish.
Probably could just go with lolicon, so
antta-sama wa lolicon
You are a lolicon.
How about "onii-chan/-san wa lolicon!"?
Presuming that is a sentence that's grammatically correct.
alright so this lil fucker who looks like she's like 10 years old or some shit (but its alright cuz she's actually older and in highschool dude don't worry) walks down the big Japanese street eatin' sushi just cause and she's got like a super sugoi kawaii skirt on desu and also cat ears and tail (but like its normal in japan) and also she's liek 10/10 totally would fuck. so she walks all up in ur shit all kawaii and says "uguu sempai, why am I always covered in sticky stuff and taste like salty coins and milk after you ask me to sleep over at ur house"...
how do you respond to the small child?
Onii-chan for more intimate (friend, family member, shares a close bond to)
Onii-san for just someone (could be stranger, or anyone, a bit more distant) who is older and is a man
It is grammatically correct though.
You're the worst fan fic writer.
Someone needs to stop eating so much and start running.
Why are lolis so great?
"Who the fuck are you?"
Gets me every time.
Its the puffy cheeks. They are the only ones that can pull it off best.
and you're a rude motherfucker with a high probability of withholding a lolita complex
Must be the pedophile flu.
> Onii-chan for more intimate (friend, family member, shares a close bond to)
> Onii-san for just someone (could be stranger, or anyone, a bit more distant) who is older and is a man
That was what I was going for. I think I'll ask her to do one of each, so she can satisfy both camps.
>Sexyness of a grown woman
>Cuteness of a child
What's not to love?
Maybe it is that.
You know, it's a virus that infects men between the ages of 17-55 and makes them be sexually attracted to underaged little girls / boys. Sadly the only cure for it is chemical castration.
The real cure is that it isn't a virus in the first place.
Its not my fault.
Yes it is. If you stop liking adults, then you're infected bro. Get yourself checked.
I swear I didn't know they were 6.
and i also like adults, what now?
> it's a virus that infects men between the ages of 17-55 and makes them be sexually attracted to underaged little girls / boys
Hey, I take offense to that. I'm not a homo.
You're in the first stages of the desise. Just pray it doesn't spread
What happens if it spreads?
Nothing wrong if you were. Just keep it 18+
So let me get this straight, there is a virus whose effects are based on the laws of the location the infected target is in?
Don't worry. All of my interactions with kids are rated 18+
You go full kindergarten public-masturbator
The fuck you talking about with laws? It just makes you sexually attracted to kids. I'm pretty sure a 10 yearold is considered a 10 yearold all around the world.
> Nothing wrong if you were.
Of course not, shotacons are people too.
> Just keep it 18+
No problem. I like old hags, like pic related.
You said "underaged" Well, age of consent is varied, and you make it sound like I could get infected in america an only be interested in 16 year olds, but then move to spain and suddenly get hard for 12 year olds.
That's no hag, that's a loli.
But i only like 2D lolis and as far as i know there isn't any 2D kindergarten.
Legal loli best loli.
>muh legal loli
Yeah no. It's the physical age that counts . Teen Shinobu is ok though
> no 2D kindergarten
>nitpicking this hard
Ok let me make it more clear . Everything under 17-18 is underaged . I don't care if you make a new country and pass a law that states that 5 yearolds are adult, they're still fucking kids.
>physical age that counts
Nice singling out a minority group and discriminating against them. You are just like most/all governments (corrupt and power hungry).
So... you're enforcing your own morality based on whatever arbitrary age you feel like and calling everyone else diseased?
Please, people. You should know the drill by now. Stop replying to the troll.
>they're still fucking kids.
Who is fucking kids? Thats a crime!
What this anon has said.
Also windows loli is the best OS loli.
I'm just going to leave this here and go.
Have a nice day loli thread.
>anything under 16 is pedophilic
If OS's was lolis I'd buy each and every computer.
I want to pee in Windows' butt
Do you even sleep faggot?
Loli threads just seem to happen when I'm awake.
This just about sums it up.
So you've created a time machine. Why did you decide to go back to 1997 and steal their jokes?
Why is /g/ invading loli threads? I wasn't even aware /g/ liked loli.
The first time I ever saw a loli thread was actually on /g/.
Feels power hungry man.
>whatever arbitrary age you feel like
Try most of the world, pedo. If you want to fuck kids so much then move to Spain and be a faggot.
You're a special kind of autist aren't you. So you don't think that 16 or younger are kids right? A 10 year old is a full-fledged adult in your twisted little pedo mind.
But anyway this is more a topic for /pol/ . So I'll just continue there. Have fun being sick in the head.
I've been meaning to post it for years. I can finally put it to rest.
Learn what words mean idiot.
>argumentum ad populum
Unless you can tell me why that isn't all you're doing you have proved you are worthless.
If she's under 17, you're just taking advantage of a retard. You need to wait until their mentally stable or you're a sick bastard.
>inb4 She's mature for her age
>inb4 age 1X is old enough
>inb4 Not all children are the same at age 1X
You're just searching for any excuse to validate your pedo urges. Go see a psychologist
>Is cuddling/kissing/other ok?
Not unless it's your daughter
I want to molest loli
Loli is just too cute sometimes.
Stop sexualizing the loli, you perverts.
Keep it pure, always.
>implying women are mentally stable
But they sexualize themselves
I want to force a loli to watch me masturbate.
Give us the ability to delete our own threads so I can purge these when the shitheads arrive.
I want to rub my dick on Hakase's butt
If it's so wrong why our ancestors did it?
If we just ignore the trolls, will they not go away?
Or am I one of the shitheads?
Your ancestors fucked retards? Maybe that explains your problem.
Anyway if they bleed it means their bodies are ready for procreation, I agree that is sick to do anything before that.
Lolis aren't for rape except for Kate
They wont. They'll converse with eachother and ruin everything.
Loli threads should be a pure domain.
If only Hakase wasn't lewd.
Then we'll just have to out-conversate them.
What part of a loli is best and why is it everything?
I want a loli to crush my balls with her tiny feet.
Because there is nothing bad about lolis at all. Every single part of them is cute beyond comprehension.
Why are lolis sometimes so sexy?
I want to embarrass Doublas
They can't help it.
The best thing about lolis is that they look exactly like shotas.
So we can masturbate to boys, but pretend we're straight.
>loli grin thread
>No Usagi Drop
Why is /a/ such shit at times?
I want to cuddle a loli that had been bullied
They are only sometimes they are sexy,other times they're prepubescent
Hey, how about you dump your very favorite UD chapter right now?
but I only like pubescent lolis.
I prefer prepubescent lolis.
Well, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree mr. pedophile.
Why is Kate so sexy?
"Because you are a pedophile" is the obvious answer
But I'm not a pedo
I have some bad news for you. Don't feel bad about it though, there's nothing wrong with being a pedo on 4chan.
Then why do you find a prepubescent little girl sexy?
I think it's that delicious mixture of silky long grey hair and that squishy and delicate appearance.
At least that's what I like about her though, not sure what my other fellow pedophiles think
Are you sure?
I'm a lolicon not pedo
They just are?
Those who love little girls live in eternity.
If you find a prepubescent girl sexy you are a pedophile. That's what the word means.
>I'm a lolicon not pedo
Whatever makes you feel better bruh.
I think Kate is one of the few loli characters I don't want to fuck but rather protect and be called onii-chan.
She just has all that "Needy Imouto" personality going and I love it.
Don't start dude, he's either baiting or in denial. Let him be.
Please call me a pedo more
Just touch your peepee thinking in Kate sitting on your face, playing with your dick with her feet and calling you a dirty pedophile with no friends and since you are such a worthless human being you will no longer be considered one and from now on you'll be considered a dog and will have to lick her feet and pussy everyday.
Why are you afraid to admit you're a pedophile on an anonymous image board? You've already admitted you find little girls sexy.
I just want people to call me a pedo
Work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body.
She can hurt me as much as she wants.
I'm not a lolicon I'm a feminist
Those two things are completely unrelated.
Yes they are. Have you seen Gintama? This guy is fucking crazy.
no, you're Kuroko
what show is this
That's a shota you fucking moron.
She says she's a girl. And that its been a while since she was a girl last.
It's an old man being a little girl inside Shichika's head, he's different for everyone but his true self is a dude.
I don't feel like spoonfeding Katanagatari is a bad thing however he should have told him to google the pic instead of give sauce.
Is it possible for a little girl to rape a fully grown man?
>Masturbated 5 times in the last 2 hours
>Going for the 6th
>that whole manga
I'm still wearing an ice pack on my crotch.
Please do not sexualize the Milkies!
I literally came and nothing came out. I'm dry....
What anime is this Cum Chuggler come from?
boku no pico newshit
sauce now brings up nothing
I want to sex loli
it's an old man fucking with your mind
you only see him as a loli you fucking moron
jesus christ i am replying to an old post and it's almost 5am
It is not. Mostly because one can not rape the willing.
They could use drugs or blackmail. so I'd say it's possible.
Get the frequency up a little more and you'll be posting to >>>/fit/ in no time. Aerobic exercise and muscle building are good for you. Meanwhile is 6 in two hours supposed to be a lot?
No, anon, it is you who is the new.
Well tell her to stop being all cute and innocent like that. Her cheerful smile alone is making me want to hold her hand.
I want a loli to laugh at my dick
Loli lips must be the 8th wonder of the world. Maybe that's just lolis in general.
Would you kiss a 3D loli if you wouldn't get in trouble?
No, irl loli and shota is disgusting in any form.
>not appreciating the cuteness of all lolis
Don't just focus on a lolis lips onii-chan. The entire loli is great!
>He hasn't refused a kissu from a real little girl!
I wish I had the opportunity anon. So I could take it.
If they aren't pig disgusting maybe
That depends on a number of things. Specifically, is it consensual? Does she like me? Do I find her cute? Where am I kissing? How serious or passionate is the kiss? Is she just a stranger or do I know her?
It's pretty complex, you can't just kiss willy nilly.
I know, but I can't help it. I want to kiss a loli everywhere on her body.
loli does not exist in 3d you fucking disgusting subhuman
No thank you, unless it is my real life daughteru I dont want none of that.
I regret my decision.
Loli thighs are the real miracle
Yes. Yes. Cute for a 3D loli. Lips. Maybe. You know her.
If loli lips are the 8th wonder then Chii-chan must be the 9th, It's miraculous how cuddlable she is.
I'm actually tempted to now
I'd say there's about an ~85% chance of a kiss happening with those answers.
While Chii is great we must not forget to give Mui the love she needs. Cuddling with such a sweet and innocent girl would do wonders for me.
And fuck off
At least someone knows Miu needs love. I like to show her my love in our own special way.
I like your subconscious will.
It shows how genuine our love is.
>Yes it is. If you stop liking the opposite sex, then you're infected bro. Get yourself checked.
Sound familiar ?
All lolicons are lovely
>own special way.
Just what are you planning on doing Miu? You are going to take responsibility aren't you?
Oh my god so sexy.
Not sure if trolling or legitimately retarded
Either way, the autism is real
Why, pee in her butt of course.
And I would definitely take responsability should something happen
Who doesn't want to pee in her butt?
With lolis, anything is possible.
No. That's only for me.
Your loli seems to be defect, you should ask a refund.
Miu is best girl.
It seems overgrown, you should take it back to the factory.
I didn't break the rules, and the spoiler is for the easily offended.
I miss Hakase.
You may like http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21822444
She's loli enough for me, so I'll keep her.
That's amazing. I have a feeling it wasn't in a loli thread, though...
Lies I bet a lot of them are fat and smelly.
It was a Sadpanda thread.
That's for sad panda threads.
I want to be intimate with a cute loli
Certainly any good anon would jump at the chance to tenderly love a loli. I know I'd jump at the chance.
With some love and attention I'm sure an onii-chan will better himself.
Lolibutt is best butt
>not shinobu, the goddess of shit-eating grins
Ya blew it!
Let's talk self inserting (no pun intended). What would you most rather be for a loli?
Her older brother, her younger brother, her father, her uncle, her mother, her sister, her teacher, etc?
Older brother that she wants to fuck
I experience that irl but its shit and I want a 2D loli
>not ultimately wanting to be the loli and self inserting into the loli
>I experience that irl but its shit
Still better than nothing, you know?
I want to fuck her butt so badly.
You don't deserve to be a loli
Yeah man but its still a 3DPD its not as good as you think.
You're just jealous
That's on option too, if you want. That's why I wrote "etc".
She made me finish the series, it might had its moments but it was really hard to finish, Vincent was good guy who loved a bitch. Vincent and the loli should have just ditched her and gone on adventures that would have improved that series immensely
Androids are not people.
The no wind episode is the best one, Vincent and Pino playing with Re-l's makeup makes it one of the best filler episodes in anime.
cogito ergo sum
Take that back.
I liked Snoopy
Make me fag.
13 is legal in Spain and 14 is legal in a lot of places in Europe.
no. you can however princess carry her without her permission.
spats... l-lewdest loli attire!
/r/ that image of the loli that blackmails people for money in exchange for not screaming after she takes off her underwear.