Most recent habit you've indulged in is your condition that needs to be fulfilled
What's your Minimum?
>Cosmic Energy Absorption
I never thought that I'd have a reason to post this picture. I'd be a walking gauss gun filled with lung cancer, but nowhere as cute.
So what, I watch chinese cartoons, faint, and wake up in the pink of health?
That's retarded but vaguely useful, I guess.
>Listening to music
I like it.
Doesn't necessarily need to be a coma, it says that The Doctor from Doctor Who's regeneration is a Healing Coma, and he doesn't faint at all.
So, basically, if you lose an arm, just pull up an episode of your favorite animu on your phone or something and your arm will grow back by the time an episode or two is over.
>inb4 everyone's condition is fapping
> Power Suit
> flicking my shoe off
>Chewing on toothpicks
I don't like how Australian that sounds.
And I have just become Haruhi.
>Pyrokinetic Wing Manifestation
>cleaning my glasses
I hope I don't have to be cleaning my glasses the entire time, I wouldn't be a be able to fly when I can't see shit.
Users of this power can transmute any form of matter, such as living beings or objects, into energy which they can absorb and manipulate in several ways, such as expelling the energy offensively and/or defensively or using it to enhance their physical conditioning.
>rubbing my junk
>eating a sandwich
>Biting my thumb/finger
I can control time? Sweet.
>Flicking my wrist
I'd be the laziest angel ever.
Chewing the skin off my fingers
That's totally not completely fucking useless.
>Nonexistant Realm Creation
Well this is sort of OP, I can't think of any minimum that can balance this out.
>Inner World Creation
I can picture it already. I adjust my glasses, they flash, and we're inside my mind and i'm raping you
>having multiple seasonal waifus
Cowabunga party dudes
Biting my nails
So, I bite my nails and I can drown cities and summon Cthullu? Neat! My battle gear is pick related.
Yes, but what is your trigger?
I don't know what the fuck this is going to produce, but it's going to be fucking badass.
I can copy powers by fapping.
So close to being some kind of h-monster, now I'm just some sort of comedic side character...
[/spoiler:lit]Not that I'm not one anyway[/spoiler:lit]
....Drunker I gets the smater I become!
I'll be rich.
>popping my elbow
I can be one with my waifu.
>Chewing my hair
I can be a shitty accelerator
I used my second most recently indulged in habit instead, because fuck not having that combination. Trying again for actual most recent.
Well how about that.
>clearing my throat
Mystery drama when?
>cracking my left shoulder
kinda counter productive in an extremely silent environment, but i'll take it.
>Playing video games
I win, everyone else go home
Cracking my neck
This was actually the ability of one of the MC's in my shitty "manga" things
And my habit is procrastination.
>I'll do it tomorrow
>Oh fuck it I don't even care anymore
Jokes on you I already have this power
well fuck why am I even trying?
>earth portal creation
>pushing my glasses back into place
it's like i'm really in anime
>Rubber Blade Construction
>twitching my nose
This is some Looney Tunes shit.
>Playing with a switchblade
I'll take it
>Twirling my pen
>Listening to music
Maybe useful at parties.
>eating a chocolate chip cookie
Well okay then, I can live with this.
Hajime, is that you?
Kill me, please.
>Scratching my Balls.
Power to make wings out of ice
So, the more I drink the bigger my wings are.
We got our first rivals.
The user can absorb various kinds of matter into their own body. In some cases, this causes the user to take on the properties of said matter.
>Chewing my bangs
And then I was bangs.
This doesn't work well together.
Aw shit I'm >>102284979
How do you feel about monster girls?
Your next words decide if you're antag or pro
>Widening my eyes
that seems a little excessive
The user can perceive reality, allowing them to sense the whole truth no matter how it is hidden. If the user is questioning someone, they will automatically know if target is lying and sense the truth.
They are immune to illusions caused by users of Telepathy, Mental Manipulation, and Illusion Manipulation, even if the users of those themselves are not in the area (as in another building). The power can also be used to produce answers to questions that the user speaks aloud.
The user cannot be fooled by Tricksters or reality warpers who try to deceive them.
>wearing only underwear
so I'm pretty much useless. i got something that already has a requirement, and add in a requirement rendered useless by the power. fuck it I'm doing a new one
>washing my hands
so by keeping a bottle of purell on me, I can see people's body heat. great...
this doesn't hate me at all...
>Poking my nose
This should be fun.
>scratching my nose to remove blackheads
Play sad music. I am the edge master.
now its in my head
I guess ill have to use "that"
Oh really? well let me just un zip my pants.
That's sounds embarrassing.
>Users can absorb any material/phenomenon and replicate its properties within themselves. Said properties may then be encoded for later use and potential combinations.
Cleaning my nails I guess.
I feel so balanced and generic.
Holy shit I am not even joking.
>last jerked off
I'm serious. Completely, 100 percent serious.
You can convince people that breaking a mirror won't give them bad luck and then make them break one so they won't be aware of what they brought upon themselves.
>Attack Movement Manipulation
Try and stop me niggers.
>picking my nose
This sounds stupid. I really should get rid of this habit.
and my condition is masturbation...
I feel like I could be the best super villain of all time...
>indulging in smiling
Tapping my feet
Well then... this should be fun
I can live with it.
>Earth Shield Construction
>Listening to music
Alright. I could live with that
>The power to fuse darkness and physical combat. Technique of Darkness Manipulation, variation of Elemental Combat. Opposite power of Photokinetic Combat.
That's one step closer to being the edgiest fucker around.
>rubbing my eyebrows
>I draw pretty goddamn well, especially machines and creatures.
All victims died by smoking.
My vertebrae creates ripples throughout the multi-verse.
As I am right now my range is only about 30ft.
WELCOME TO ZVEZDA
Lately I've been eating a lot more sweets than usual, so I wouldn't mind having that be my condition. Not really sure how much stuff I'd need to eat to keep this power, but I'd be willing to do it since I could just make more.
>listening to music
I guess it really does make you cool. Too bad I'm not.
I chew a lot of gum and I swallow ALL of it. Now my gum has healing abilities.
I think this is just a metaphor for me beating the shit out of people.
I'd watch this anime or read the manga.
>snap finger and point with an index and fire imaginary gun
So I have directional black outs.
Being a hand-talker?
*emotive hand waving* "Ever notice how your will is null and your flesh is steel? That's a thing. Oh look. It happened. Nifty."
>popping fingers/knuckles by clenching fist
>Temporary Power+Mystical Bardsmanship
Temporary power and drinking makes sense. Apparently my drunken singing is fucking magic.
>Biting a ruler
Talking about shitty powers
Pretty fucking cool.
>Talking about mai waifu
>The users of this power can avoid the attacks of enemies due to their slender, stick-like nature and can even become 2-dimensional, thus being able to travel through flat surfaces (such as paper) to avoid enemy attacks or detection. Many users have the ability to create things simply by drawing them.
Holy fucking shit jackpot.
>Listening to music
Can I create my own conditions?
And since I'm just going to exclude fapping out of hand since otherwise that would be almost everyone, I guess I'd say model building if that can count. I do it a lot recently.
That's a really nice combination.
Jackpot. I fap, instantly recover, and fap some more.
I guess everything is a Bioware game now.
Why thank you anon.
>Astral Projection, Flight, Intangibility, Energy Absorption, Energy Blasts, Soul Projection
>Known Users: Raven
Cool. And I chew my nails.
>adjusting my glasses
>Some users may be able to grow only parts of their body.
Hello Accelerator here.
>Masturbating, or watching animu
Either way, I'll never sleep again. I will be the strongest.
>Brushing Teeth until the gums start bleeding
The first one is the ability.
Why is this even a superpower
So every time I drink a beer, I can walk through all planes of existence? Oh fuck yeah.
>Skeleton Dragon Physiology
The jokes write themselves.
>pushing up my glasses even when I'm not wearing them
Might be cool
You're in good company.
Property Conglomeration and
Turning PC on as soon as I wake up.
Not sure what this means, but I can't remember indulging into any habits anyway
>Pure Ice Manipulation
>Fiddling with bottle opener
Well, my drinks will never be warm again...
The... fuck? Guess I'll be changing a lot of laws and drinking a shitload of tea.
> Drinking fruit punch
it... kind of make sense.
>doing dissasociative hallucinogens
>User can create a personal digital interface and manipulate the data via interactions with the computer hologram.
Applications: Digital Constructs,Encyclopedic Knowledge,Force-Field Generation - protective shields or "fire walls", Hacker Physiology,Information Transferal,Nigh-Telepathy,Power Bestowal (bestows knowledge, such as magic spells, techniques, etc.)
HOLY FUCK YES
Are you kidding?
> I'll Get to it Tomorrow...
> I'm Already There
>Power of EVOLUTION
>Most recent habit indulged in was drawing fan art
HERE WE GOOOOO
>Drinking Strawberry Milk
>cracking my back
It sounds pretty cool. but it's not like there are any dragons around to control
>Covering my mouth with the neck of my shirt
I guess this counts as a level up for my sherlock scanning.
>scratching the bridge of my nose
bretty gud. It fits too.
>catoptromancy: Power to use reflective surfaces to see people or objects far away from the user.
fate has decided
>Smoke weed every day
playing with my retainer
i dont see it
i can work with this
What is a Minimum
The least possible value of something.
> Fairy Aura
I get the feeling someone is trying to tell me something
>Stroking my beard
Well, I'd better try and stop that habit.
>Drinking Diet Dr Pepper (or caffiene in general I guess)
So everytime I drink caffeine I start vibrating so fast I phase out of time? Works for me I guess.
>After firing the user may have to either reload whenever possible, wait for the missile to "recharge", or "make" more by transmuting materials from the environment.
I've got this.
>Snapping my fingers
What have I become
But is it really worth stopping just for the sake of the universe? I mean the universe is cool and all but it's very important to give your beard proper stroke maintenance.
The ability to destroy all life in existence
welp..........im not gonna give up drinking tea
can create an inner world and at a high level pull people into it by tousling my hair
Uh. Business as usual?
>Riding a bicycle
I'd be the world's deadliest biker
>Rapidly changing my eyes' focus
Would be cool. I could pull carbon from things and make diamond weapons and stuff. If I knew the inner workings of things I could make stuff.
Kinda OP though.
>Water Ball Projection
>Divine Force Manipulation
Would work. Also my condition would pass as me getting ready for a fight.
I'm right handed, but I masturbate with my left hand, so this could work.
>based on your intelligence
i could not be less worried right now
>Cracking my neck by rapidly jerking my head
So I'd crack my neck and be all ZZZZAP MO'FOKKA, apparently.
OBSESSIVE EARWAX PICKING