I got a dream last night involving not only lamias, but forked-tongue lamia makeouts. And, uhm, also Duke Devlin. Best dream ever or worst dream ever?
its called a naga
Get a space heater.
Is that a naga? I know nagas.
Write a book.
She better be wearing that skirt for a reason, or ill be pissd
No, nagas are snakes with human heads, lamias are half snake, half human.
Don't listen to Snapesnogger.
shit sucks gtfo ;_;
lamia casts entice on steiner.
steiner is confused.
steiner hits vivi.. vivi dies.
steiner crits freya.. freya dies.
steiner hits Zidane.. Zidane dies.
steiner hits steiner...steiner dies.
god dammit ff9
or rather, is there a vag?
I dreamt I was fucking corpses just a while ago. you made me remember.
felt pretty real. those things are cold man
u know a corpse can still ejaculate for 24 hours?
could very well be. they poop for a while too. and hair and nails continue growing for some time too.
I fucked female corpses though, but none of them were familiar. I think I fucked one severed head backwards (in the neck) too.
It's cause you did it Pete. Seriously, the funeral home is pissed you better see the boss about it before he calls the cops.
Wouldn't it be more reasonable to just move to someplace warm, like, say, Arizona?
When I woke up a few days ago, my arm felt like it was dead because I was lying on it the whole time. It's a really awkward feeling, because the arm is still warm, but absolutely numb and paralyzed. Took a few minutes that felt like needles piercing my skin to regain my feeling.
then decomposition becomes a problem
>>10228068 lamias... Duke Devlin
I'm bringing ssssssssssexssssy back!
Eh? Lamias aren't undead, why would decomposition be an issue?
hay guise sage eveywhere
I dreamed my mother had gotten me turned into a cyborg without my consent.
Your mother is awesome. Stop bitching.
Dreaming you wake up with robot parts and the only explanation is "yeah, I thought it would be cool" is a bit jarring.
Well, what parts were mechanical?
If you died to a Lamia in that game you're probably better off not playing it.
YOU GOTTA SEE HER
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND~
I'd be educated by it.
Half of almost everything. My skin was sections of normal skin, mostly over all the joints, interspersed with some sort of semi-flexible composite in the parts that didn't need as much range of motion. And since it's obviously what you were getting at, my dick was left alone except for some little blinking lights next to it that had seemingly replaced my pubes.
Dammit, now I have to read that crappy series.
So she turned you into a Strogg? And you still had your cock?
... What is wrong with you? That is fucking awesome.
What the hell is a strog?
lurkmoar fucken newfag
that's the best time to fap, it feels like someone else is doing it for you
Well forgive me for not recalling the name of an alien race whose only plot importance was that I shot several thousand of them.
Real men take note of what they are killing several thousand of.
Do you know how long it's been since Quake II came out?
and now the song is playing in my head
Lamias are nice because they have some of the least horribly implausible anatomy of the monster girls.
Actually, mermaids are pretty much ridiculous.
reverse mermaid - lover
lol no. Those things are just ugly.
If you used a dolphin or porpoise like design, it'd probably be more feasible than a fish-like design.
Thought of that. And while that is more feasible, then you're looking at something like those Zora things.
Wait, the whole set got translated since when?
Well, the japanese where squirting bull semen on whale eggs....
And was this intended as some sort of scientific experiment, or were they planning on selling the videos as porn?
Mermaids smell like fish.
with reverse mermaid you get:
with a normal mermaid you get:
* dorsal fin
You forgot the key fact that normal mermaids have human faces.
Do lamias have retractable fangs?
You also get a cloaca with a normal mermaid.
A cloaca is fine, too. Just ask Nagasumi
Are we talking fish mermaids or dolphin mermaids? Because dolphin mermaids would have the normal mammal setup.
"and hair and nails continue growing for some time too."
False. It just appears to, as the skin decays and recedes.
I need a face to get off. Fish heads aren't particularly attractive.
fuck year dolphin vag!
Is that supposed to be "yeah" or "yer"?
Bah, "yer" would have been good for a pun.
Mmm, snake ass.
Too bright outside to have this thread, I think.