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I got a dream last night involving not only lamias, but forked-tongue lamia makeouts. And, uhm, also Duke Devlin. Best dream ever or worst dream ever?
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its called a naga
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Best.

Get a space heater.
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Is that a naga? I know nagas.
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Awesome.

Write a book.
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>>10228098
lol.

She better be wearing that skirt for a reason, or ill be pissd
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>>10228096

No, nagas are snakes with human heads, lamias are half snake, half human.

Don't listen to Snapesnogger.
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>>10228130
shit sucks gtfo ;_;
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lamia casts entice on steiner.

steiner is confused.

steiner hits vivi.. vivi dies.
steiner crits freya.. freya dies.
steiner hits Zidane.. Zidane dies.
steiner hits steiner...steiner dies.

god dammit ff9
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>>10228130
which half?
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>>10228176
or rather, is there a vag?
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I dreamt I was fucking corpses just a while ago. you made me remember.

felt pretty real. those things are cold man
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>>10228216
u know a corpse can still ejaculate for 24 hours?
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>>10228225

could very well be. they poop for a while too. and hair and nails continue growing for some time too.

I fucked female corpses though, but none of them were familiar. I think I fucked one severed head backwards (in the neck) too.
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>>10228216

It's cause you did it Pete. Seriously, the funeral home is pissed you better see the boss about it before he calls the cops.
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>>10228098
Wouldn't it be more reasonable to just move to someplace warm, like, say, Arizona?
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>>10228216

When I woke up a few days ago, my arm felt like it was dead because I was lying on it the whole time. It's a really awkward feeling, because the arm is still warm, but absolutely numb and paralyzed. Took a few minutes that felt like needles piercing my skin to regain my feeling.
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>>10228256
then decomposition becomes a problem
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>>10228068 lamias... Duke Devlin

I'm bringing ssssssssssexssssy back!
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>>10228279

Eh? Lamias aren't undead, why would decomposition be an issue?
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hay guise sage eveywhere
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I dreamed my mother had gotten me turned into a cyborg without my consent.
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>>10228365
Your mother is awesome. Stop bitching.
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>>10228387
Dreaming you wake up with robot parts and the only explanation is "yeah, I thought it would be cool" is a bit jarring.
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>>10228459
Well, what parts were mechanical?
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>>10228173
If you died to a Lamia in that game you're probably better off not playing it.
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LAMIA

YOU GOTTA SEE HER

GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND~
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I'd be educated by it.
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>>10228475

Half of almost everything. My skin was sections of normal skin, mostly over all the joints, interspersed with some sort of semi-flexible composite in the parts that didn't need as much range of motion. And since it's obviously what you were getting at, my dick was left alone except for some little blinking lights next to it that had seemingly replaced my pubes.
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>>10228516
Dammit, now I have to read that crappy series.
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>>10228610
So she turned you into a Strogg? And you still had your cock?

... What is wrong with you? That is fucking awesome.
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>>10228672

What the hell is a strog?
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>>10228692
underaged b&
lurkmoar fucken newfag
gb2/v/
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>>10228264
that's the best time to fap, it feels like someone else is doing it for you
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>>10228716

Well forgive me for not recalling the name of an alien race whose only plot importance was that I shot several thousand of them.
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>>10228778
Silly bitch.

Real men take note of what they are killing several thousand of.
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>>10228804
Do you know how long it's been since Quake II came out?
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>>10228506
and now the song is playing in my head
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Lamias are nice because they have some of the least horribly implausible anatomy of the monster girls.
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>>10228905
mermaids
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>>10228823
quakewars
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>>10228916

Actually, mermaids are pretty much ridiculous.
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>>10228966

reverse mermaid - lover
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>>10228975

lol no. Those things are just ugly.
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>>10228966

If you used a dolphin or porpoise like design, it'd probably be more feasible than a fish-like design.
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>>10229013

Thought of that. And while that is more feasible, then you're looking at something like those Zora things.
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>>10228068
Wait, the whole set got translated since when?
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>>10229013

Well, the japanese where squirting bull semen on whale eggs....
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>>10229031
And was this intended as some sort of scientific experiment, or were they planning on selling the videos as porn?
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>>10228916
Mermaids smell like fish.

ewwwwwwwww
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with reverse mermaid you get:
* feet
* vag
* pooper.

with a normal mermaid you get:
* tits
* hands
* dorsal fin
* mouth
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>>10229185

You forgot the key fact that normal mermaids have human faces.
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Do lamias have retractable fangs?
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>>10229185

You also get a cloaca with a normal mermaid.

A cloaca is fine, too. Just ask Nagasumi
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>>10229199
Your point?
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>>10229262
Are we talking fish mermaids or dolphin mermaids? Because dolphin mermaids would have the normal mammal setup.
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>>10228246
"and hair and nails continue growing for some time too."

False. It just appears to, as the skin decays and recedes.
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>>10229280
I need a face to get off. Fish heads aren't particularly attractive.
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>>10229292
fuck year dolphin vag!
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>>10229323
Is that supposed to be "yeah" or "yer"?
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>>10229390

yeah
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>>10229402
Bah, "yer" would have been good for a pun.
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>>10229423
Mmm, snake ass.
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Too bright outside to have this thread, I think.
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