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>No I don't love you, you're my fucking BROTHER, you deranged piece of shit
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>I sit by the door
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>Ok, Shinji, it's time we sit down and calmly discuss the situation.
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>So I fell on you, I tripped, you ok?
>Yeah, I'm fine
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>>102275044
>Why would you use "that" now? You're all banged up, you lost
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>I'm a practicing Christian with a steady girlfriend and a bunch of interesting skills - I'm good at sports in particular.
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>Can we like... Hold hands?
>No, it's way too lewd, I think we should break up.
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I don't care if you're tsundere. Hit me one more time for no reason and you will fucking regret it, mark my words.
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>I lik
FIREWORK
>Hm? Did you say something?
>I said I like you, sorry about the fireworks
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>I'm sorry I can't go out with you, I've loved you for such a long time and you noticed nothing, I'm not sure I can trust you anymore to be aware of my needs as a person. In fact, you can just go fuck youself.
>Wait.
>There's no second chance in life, grow up and learn to know what you want, faggot.
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>>102275625
>Can't take a punch from a teenage girl
Just how fucking pansy can you be?
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>Sounds like someone's taking a shower. Better go check.
>Oh, the door's locked.
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>>102275044
That doesn´t stop me to grab her ass an titties in a daily basis.
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>>102275693
Stop projecting doormat.
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>>102275693
you have to imagine yourself as a nerdy japanese schoolboy
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>best girl wins
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>A festival? Why would we have one of those? What fucking century do you think this is?
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> dodging the slap.
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>>102275834
Actually anon...
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>>102275792

Panty-chan looks like she shit herself there.
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>I'm sorry, but your son can't join our all girl school for rather obvious reasons, sorry for having wasted your time.
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>I decided to pick the girl who loved me instead of the one who was angry all the time
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>>102275886
>mfw i remember that crazy thread last year about this Hatesex doujin

This need to happen more often, shame it´s just a doujin.
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>>102276124
How the fuck often do we have a shitstorm over non-canon material, let alone a doujin?
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>I believe incest is immoral
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>what do you mean you can't feel your hips? Of course you can, you're just too pleasured by my giant dick you fucking slut.
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> MC has an actual love relationship since the begining of the series
> this is a Shonen
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>You can't coerce a grown man to have sex with you. I will report this to your parents.
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>>102275792
Oh god the things I would do to switch places with fat guy.
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>MC kills the villain.
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>>102276235
Manami pls go
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>It's allowed love!
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>>102275645
>sorry about the fireworks
Stop making fun of Canadians.
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This girl started falling from the school roof right on top of me so I stepped to the side to avoid being hit. She died the instant she touched the ground. It was fucked up!
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>MC is not a girly masochistic crossdresser
>has a penis of 13 cm (japanese average)
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>I'm pretty turned on, but being a civil person I have no intentions to rape the wife of my brother
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>It's ok, you don't have to work hard.
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>>102275625
I-I'm sorry, I just don't know how to express my feelings. I r-really like you and hope you don't hate me!
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>>102276459
you don't die instantly from jumping from a 2-3 story building unless you touch ground with your head first
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>HE'S SLOW!
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>>102276734
>I CAN SEE HIM!
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>>102276124
Hatesex is the best thing that nobody draws.
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>I'm sick of your tsundere behaviour. Get your act together or our friendship is done.

>You can not treat us both in this way forever. Grow some balls and decide what are your feelings about me.
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>FemaleMC-chan went darting through the rain looking for her love interest after he runs off
>Perfectly healthy after the whole thing
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>don't be silly anon-kun, girls can't do it with other girls!!!
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>she caught MC and a girl in an ambiguous situation several times.
>I've had enough, I don't want to see your face ever again. Do not talk to me and I don't care if it was only and accident.
>stays mad
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>>102276868
this was the only way to redeem znt

but it didn't happen.
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>Oh it's just a cold? Well that's not gonna kill you. Come on, get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
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>>102277197
Japanese colds are actually fairly dangerous
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>>102276734
>>102276830
Am I the only one who likes the "He's fast!" trope? I always see people say it's one of their most hated ones
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>>102277226
Why? Is it because SARS?
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>>102277323
The Japanese have pretty shitty immune systems.
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>I can't date you; we literally just met, you asked me to come here by putting a letter on my shoe locker. Why would I date someone I don't even know? What's your name, anyway?
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>>102277323
It's because they're all little faggots.
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>>102276734
>Guy with normal speed trying to dart through the room to "overwhelm" his opponent

That's a good image
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>I've decided to date the one girl who actually shares my interests instead of the one I met first
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>>102277323
It really isn't it's just that Japan has a high rate of death from colds because lots of suicides are reported as deaths by the cold
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>>102277323

They aren't really. It's just used as an acceptable excuse to take a much-needed break from the average 16 hour Japanese work day.
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>>102277618
That's depressing.

Wouldn't China have a high rate of death from colds, too?
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>Oh sorry, I didn't lock the door.
>Knock next time, okay?
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>>102277582
>I've decided not to worry about that too much and go with the gut feelings. After all love and relationships grow with time. I'm so lucky they all like me but the sooner I make the decision the better for all of us.
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>>102277260
Probably not, personally I love cheesy dialogue. Nothing wrong with some good old fashioned cliche every once in a while.
Meanwhile these threads are full of dialogue that would lead to cancelled manga.
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>>102277708

They have a high rate of executing saboteurs, non-persons and counterevolutionaries.
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>You haven't improved all that much. It's just been 3 days since you started fighting
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>>102275044
>you deranged piece of shit
why would she insult you? I asked my cousin if I can kiss her on the lips and she turned me down, but she would have never insulted me because of this.
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>>102277708
No.
Chinese just don't document and publish it, since that's against the glorious Utopia Communists portray
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>>102277920
>You've been training for several years to defeat me, but I trained during that time too, so I'm still stronger.
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>I think it's too early to talk about love but I will ask her out on a date and see how things will work out.
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>Admiral Perry was the best thing to happen to Japan in 400 years. And just think, if it wasn't him, it would have been the Russian Empire or British opium traders!
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>judging by her world and behaviour I suspect she has feelings for me, this gives me confidence to finally ask her out
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>No, I'm not going to explain what my powers do, figure out yourself.
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>Whoa, the wind just blew her skirt up! I won't apologize though, it wasn't my fault. Nor will I deny having seen anything, since it's obvious that I did.
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>>102276459
Serial Experiments Lain.
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>>102278387
>Woops you saw my panties, its no big deal its just underwear.
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Wait a second, let's calm down and talk this over.
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>Stop grabbing my breasts, you dirty dyke
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>As you can see, the girls at my school wear the regulation knee-length skirt
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>>102276057
There's a couple of different ways you could go about this, so please allow me to take preventative / reactionary measures:

Manami a shit.
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>>102277789
>Meanwhile these threads are full of dialogue that would lead to cancelled manga.
We all know this, those lines are shit and don't make a good story but I still believe that show about breaking all conventions and making fun of cliche situations and dialogues can succeed and be unique as long as it would introduce interesting story and fun gags.
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>We're all girls but we only wear pants! Jeans > Skirts!
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>>102277789
>Meanwhile these threads are full of dialogue that would lead to cancelled manga.
>Japan wouldn't allow manga where the characters act like human beings instead of five-year-olds
I hate the fact that this is probably true.
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>It can be helped, don't worry.
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>>102278810
Shoujo writers poke fun at this from time to time.
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>I'm half-Japanese
>blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin
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>>102278890
I can actually see it working brilliantly if it were a side character in a show who consistently breaks conventions and just does his own thing. Even the nips would like it, possibly.
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>You're always hitting me, insulting me and telling me you hate me. I'm done. I'm sick of your shit. I never want to see your face again.
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>>102279370
Those genes, man.
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>>102279370
This thread is about shit you WOULDN'T ever see in an anime.
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>Well dad, your girlfriend seems like a nice person. I'm glad I got to meet her daughter before you proposed to her.
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>>102276459
You still think Mirai wanted to jump?
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>Sure, I like BL. It's not a big deal for me though. I'm pretty chilled out about it.
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>My tyrannical rule might seem unjust to you, but I am only doing this to unite our nation against a bigger threat. Let me tell you about the events that transpired, so that you may see why I do this and perhaps we will not need to fight after all.
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>here, train with this heavy weight strapped to your back to improve your strength and speed
>3 months later
>I'm sorry but you have scoliosis and will never stand up straight again
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>>102277260
It's so silly and overused that I can't help but like it.
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>Drinking a can of beer
>Does not go KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~~ at the end
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>Asuka, why are you always angry?
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>we live in an island nation, why the hell are you so excited about the ocean.
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>girl that MC likes comes to house for reasons
>mischievous imouto tries to embarrass her brother
>"Senpai, wanna see Onii-chan's dirty magazines?"
>"No, and you should be more respectful of your brother's privacy."
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>"Sorry kid, you can't sing up for the military until you're 18"
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>>102280178

>girl that MC likes comes to house for reasons
>no one else is home
>they have sex
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>>102280168
Unless they live in a port town most Japanese people rarely go near the ocean.
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>>102280178
>girl tries to find porn magazines
>finds nothing because nobody fucking pays for porn anymore when its freely available and uncensored on the internet
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>Actually my family is Korean by origin. We just use Japanese names to fit in and avoid prejudice.
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>>102280294
>finds nothing because nobody fucking pays for porn anymore when its freely available and uncensored on the internet
Not in Japan.
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>>102279979
It seems like a fairly normal comment, if overused.
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Why does happy Oreki make my kokoro go doki doki?
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>>102280322
They can just use American porn
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>>102278240
Even in real life I can never figure that shit out.
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>>102280335
Saying that somebody is fast isn't really a cliche in and of itself, the "HAYAI!" thing is done in a very specific way every time it's used.
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>student council isn't treated like god damn royalty
>has fairly little power
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>Why are you acting like you're drunk? Isn't this just orange juice?
>It's beer, you dumbass. [Friend]'s uncle bought it for us.
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>>102277618
Lots of murders are reported as suicides so it evens out.
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>>102280366
American porn isn't censored, they'd get in trouble. Magazines are still widely circulated in Japan, so a boy having a few porno mags isn't unusual. Despite the belief that Japan is on the cutting edge of tech, a lot of their media is pretty old fashioned. Most businesses still use fax machines.
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>>102280095
To be fair, if you drink any drink and finish about when you need to breathe, that sort of noise is pretty normal.
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>Who buys porn mags in this day and age?
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>>102280447
No, it really isn't. You can breathe without making a huge exaggerated vocal gesture out of it.
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>>102278201
>implying Britain gave a fuck about Japan
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>>102280256
>sing up for the military
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>>102280441
>Most businesses still use fax machines
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>>102280441
>Most businesses still use fax machines

u wat mate?
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>Listen, girls, you all are practically stalking me and throwing yourselves at me every day.
>You think I don't notice?
>It makes you all look really desperate and it's really off-putting.
>Why do you think I've taken no actions to start a relationship with any of you?
>I hope we can stay friends.
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>>102280511
The boss is in his 70s, and can't figure out that congfangled e-mail
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>>102280481

Yeah, the British had no interest in wringing money out of the Far East, and were barely even a presence there.
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>>102280511
It's because so much of their business is still done on paper. Ever notice how in high school anime the student council is constantly bogged down in interminable "paperwork"? That paperwork doesn't exist for American schools because 90% of it is done on computers over here. Ever notice you never see any anime where students type up essays for class?
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>harem story
>last eps MC-kun and his neighbor widow announcing in next month they are going to married
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>>102280508
>Sorry Basara your cockpit modifications are so far from regulation that it's laughable.
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>>102280433
>"So, Officer Tanakalaka, you're telling me that the victim poisoned himself, broke his own arms, crucified himself to the wall, and carved 'Acidia Est Mortis' into his own chest?"
>"Yes. Now fuck off, daddy needs his whiskey."

I really wonder how many stories like this there are sometimes.
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>You tortured me and took my friends hostage. No, I'm not going to join your fucking club. If I ever so much as see you freaks again, I'm going to the police.
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>>102280511
>>102280557
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/14/world/asia/in-japan-the-fax-machine-is-anything-but-a-relic.html?_r=0
>The Japanese government’s Cabinet Office said that almost 100 percent of business offices and 45 percent of private homes had a fax machine as of 2011.
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>>102280478
True. Should probably have noted that the sound is far less exaggerated.
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>>102280657
>Basara, stop shooting sound lasers from your mouth, sound doesn't work like that.
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>>102280574
>I hope we can stay friends.
Reversing the roles and listening to this is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.
To think that so many men go through this.
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>Why aren't you wearing your school uniform, [MC]? Come to the staff room after class.
>And you, [heroine]. Modifying your uniform isn't allowed either.
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>"if you kill me you are just as bad as me!"
>huh, I guess so
>bang
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>>102280725
>45 percent of private homes had a fax machine as of 2011.
What do those private homes use them for? Do they hand-write letters and fax the sheet over to the recipient?
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>>102275044
>I heard a rumor on the internet that if you have a stable marriage and children, you will become a wizard!
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>>102280837
For sending and receiving faxes from work.
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>>102280837
Mostly salarymen so they can get important documents while at home or send stuff from home to the office right away. They probably can use them for letters as well.

You see fax machines in anime now and then too, they have them in police boxes and in shops for distributing warnings and alerts. I remember there was one scene in SZS where a shop owner faxed a warning about a "dangerous person" to all the other stores.
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>"Sorry I accidentally landed on you in such an awkward position..."
>"That's okay, I am a sane human being who can rationally assess this situation and your reaction makes it obvious your intentions were innocent."
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>>102280633
>It's because so much of their business is still done on paper
Why? For what purpose?
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>Hey, wanna smoke a bowl? I just got a new bong.
>Yeah, dude, sounds awesome
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>>102280917
>>102280878
Why don't they just use email with attachments?
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>You might be only 15 years old, but your assessment of the dangers of this situation sounds logical and reasonably sound. We will take your warning into consideration and revise our plan as such.
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>"So... Deredere-chan, c-can I call you Dere?"
>"No, I like my last name better. Also, that would make us seem close, and I'd like to avoid that. No offense."
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>>102280917
Why can't they just email them?

Why don't they just have scanners?

Why don't they set up a server or use dropbox?

I thought Japan was the future.
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>>102280985
see
>>102280588

I remember reading an article about this sort of thing some months back, about an American who had gone on to live in Japan and how their work mentality was a stifling matter of "it's done this way because it's done this way", and how even if people could be shown that a new way of doing something was faster, easier, cheaper and more efficient, they would still disregard it because "that isn't how it's done".
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>>102280975
Like I said, Japan is pretty old fashioned about their media despite their image as cutting edge. Mostly it's just not changing the preexisting model for doing things. Paper is how they did things for the first half of the century and it still works just fine, faxing makes it even easier to keep using paper, so that's what they do.

>>102280985
Because it's not how things are done. Emails are things usually sent via phone, they're not associated very strongly with business. Paper and faxing is the business model that's existed for decades so that's what they use.
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>>102280982
Re there any anime characters who regularly smoke weed? Other than Gino in Psycho-Pass.
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>>102281242
Ginko.
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>>102279370
It's like they want to be white or something.
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>>102279370
>character is half-Japanese on their mother's side
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>>102281311
>Swastika on her tie
>Sauwastika on her arm
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>>102277414
because you can afford to be picky, right?
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>Oh god, somebody walked in on me while I was taking a shower!
>What an idiot I am for leaving the door unlocked! That was probably really awkward for you, I'm sorry!
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>>102281149
>Why can't they just email them?
Because that's not how it's done. Emails are associated with cell phones and personal messages, not business. Anything important or business related is faxed or delivered if they don't have fax.

>Why don't they just have scanners?
They do have scanners in Japan, how do you think you get your Japanese raws for doujins and your mangas? But again, it's not how business is done.

>Why don't they set up a server or use dropbox?
Drop box is still pretty new, my university only started using it last year. It's going to take probably 20 more years for Japan to accept email. Baby steps.

>I thought Japan was the future.
Most of their houses don't even have central heating/AC.
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>>102280394

This. I have wondered this ever since I started watching anime, can somebody please explain this to me. What the fuck is the deal with the student council trope? Do they seriously give the student council that much power over there?
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>>102279370
>Galileo Donna
>Show about 3 decedents of Galileo
>They are all half Japanese
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>>102281569
That was likely the least retarded thing about that show.
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>>102277414
Hi fellow nepbro
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>>102281632
It was the hint that the show was going to be off the wall
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>You should really go to speech therapy for that stutter. It's not attractive at all.
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>>102275792
>getting bullied
>by a bunch of attractive girls

how can one be so beta? literally
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>MC isn't born with super rare power and has no natural talent
>puts in legitimate work and trains hard to eventually stand up to opponents
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>>102281632
I'd say the OP has that position.
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>Anjou, the way you've been bullying Aeko is quite clear and very serious. You're going to be suspended and I've called your parents.

I guess that isn't very realistic.
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>>102275810
Don't nips actually do this?
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>>102281930
>implying this would happen in real life either
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>American
>actually speaks English and not Engrish
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>>102281242
The SnK MC.
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>>102279816
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>Japanese characters don't look caucasian
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>"I LIKE Y-"
>Interruption
>"What was that?"
>"I said I like you!"
>"Oh! I like you too! Lets go out!"

Fuck you Nisekoi.
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>>102282384
I know Gantz did this, at least in the manga.
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>>102281769
>attractive
>japanese 3D
you should see them without their masks.

you are all big words now but you probably wouldnt make much of yourself in a fight with those girls if you were that fat asian kid.

btw, I was also bullied by a neonazi neighbourhood family being a russian born german. the son of the family who was in his 20ies when I was 15 hit my head against a door when I tried to defend myself from his sister. it always goes like this. hit a girl and a horde of family members and whiteknights will hunt you down.
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>>102282449

That bitch.
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>>102282536
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>102282647
>>>/s4s/
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>>102282449
Anime has taught me that confessing somewhere that a fireworks show is going to happen is the worst idea ever.
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>>102282647
get the fuck out. I shared personal experience on a related subtopic. if you dont like my "blogshit", dont read it instead overreacting with copypasta like someone broke your family traditions
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>>102282813
and that was his opinion on your experience. got a problem?
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>>102282758
Maybe if you're a spineless betafag who can't even raise his voice above fireworks or speak after it's over.
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>>102282879
I dunno about you, but trying to talk with anyone at a fireworks show is pretty hard.

Granted, the only ones I have been to are the Festival of Lights.
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>>102282980
why don't you just grab her shoulders and kiss her you fucking beta
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>>102282866
suck my dick you fucking OCD ridden autist. go count tiles on a street like you people do instead of flipping out on imaginary board rules.
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>>102282813
holy shit dude
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>>102283039
3dpd.

I'm not that anon. I would if I cared enough about a woman, since people walk topless at the beach during that.
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>>102282980
Wait in-between the shots or wait until afterwards, or actually be a man and >>102283039
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>>102283087
well, at that festival, the fireworks aren't the reason why it is hard to talk to anyone. They play music so loud you can hear it about three kilometers away
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>>102282384
>SZS
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>>102282980
stick your finger in his/her...his ass and see how it goes from there

you pussy
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>>102282536
>>102282647
>>102282813
>>102282866
>>102282879
>>102282980
>>102283039
>>102283062
>>102283068
>>102283079
>>102283087
>>102283146
Holy shit, why are all you faggots talking about 3D?!
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>MC and heroine at fireworks display
>Heroine shouts "I LIKE YOU" as fireworks go off
>MC doesn't hear "NANDETE?"
>Walking her home
>MC tells heroine that he admires her qualities, listing them off
>"wh...what I'm trying to say is...I LIKE YOU...a lot, actually, uh..."
>Heroine steps forward and kisses him
>THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN! >It's filled with angry spiders
>Heroine's mother steps out of the shadows
>She strikes a match on her forearm and lights the cigarillo in her mouth
>"Ara ara~ who's this boy, daughteru-chan?"
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>>102283062
seems to me you're the one flipping out. go drink some water and go for a walk man
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>>102283181
>?!
Lurk more and find out.
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>>102283181
>?!
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>Crazy girl tries to make friends with the MC-kun's parents to gain access to his house
>His parents realize she's crazy and don't let her stay there
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>>102283215
>>102283237

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>>102283181
>interrobang
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>You know, I barely know who you are, and ever since you came by things have gotten pretty fishy. I think it's best you get out of our group. You really aren't worth a chance.
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>There's no beach episode
>There's no School Festival episode
>If there's a School Festival episode, the protagonists don't play on a rock band
>MC's parents have steady jobs without them requiring to go overseas
>They don't go to the Karaoke
> MC is good at a sport thats not Soccer
>MC doesn't know how to ride a bike
>Church aren't the bad guys
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>>102283404
What is, "how to end Black Lagoon in one episode" Alex?
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>>102283751
>MC doesn't know how to ride a bike

Who the fuck doesn't know how to ride a bike?
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>>102281518
i guess all the high tech goes into the toilette
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>>102283751
>MC doesn't know how to ride a bike
Who the hell doesn't know how to ride a bike?
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>>102283821
>>102283845
Holy shit.
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If you don't know how to ride a bike then you're a failure as a person.
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>>102283821
He ends up learning, though
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>>102283821
>>102283845
>>102283937
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Theres nothing wrong with not knowing
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>>102284013
Did your parents abuse you or something? I'm pretty sure 95% of people in non-third world countries know how to ride a bike.
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>Girls don't get angry towards when some girl approches MC in a sexual way
>They call each other out for being bitches and whores
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>>102284013
It's pretty much a given that you know how to ride a bike by around 10 years old unless you live in some shitty ghetto.
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>>102283821
>>102283845
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>>102275792
That would be a glorious fight.
Unless they started beating my head in with a large rock I reckon I could take them all on and win
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>>102283937
>>102283845
>>102283821
I don't know how to ride a bike.
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>>102284080
I can ride a bike if it's like on an open field, but if it's with traffic I'd probably get myself killed because i have a slight wobble
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>>102284080
What if you just, like, never got a bike? It's not exactly mandatory.
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>>102284199
>you get beat up the next day for hitting a girl
You know it would happen, anon.
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>>102284217
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>>102284139
>>102284217
I-I guess I could teach you sometime.

It's really easy once you get the hang of it, honestly. Not sure how easy it is to learn at your ages, though. Old hags.
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>>102283751
>If there's a School Festival episode, the protagonists don't play on a rock band

Or haunted house. Or maid cafe
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>>102284312
I can't even sit on a bike without falling off.
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>>102284312
>saber
>old
>vomit-chan
>old
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>>102284217

I-it o-ok I-I'll tech you... I-f thats o-ok with y-you.
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If you can't ride a bike by the time you're old enough to post on /a/ you should probably just kill yourself.
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>>102284294
>Japs
>any sense of moral code
Anon please, I'd walk down the main hallway at school the next day with my collar popped and bag over my back 1 handed while my own OP plays
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>>102284378
>vomit-chan

Leave.
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>102284080
I did an attempt like any other 10 year old, open field, with my father, I fell off the bike, never again.

Isnt that justifiable enough
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>>102284568
Do you just suddenly stop masturbating because you lost your boner faggot?
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>>102284365
So are we going to hold a meet-up to learn how to ride a fucking bike or are you going to learn on your own? You can't make it in this world without basic bi-wheel transportation skills.

>>102284568
Did you actually reply to his post by hand?
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>>102284607
>>102284616
You got my point faggots. Stop concerning about other shit.
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>>102284568
No wonder you're a failure if you give up on things after one attempt. Show some conviction, anon.
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>>102284199
>Unless they started beating my head in with a large rock I reckon I could take them all on and win
>misread as "a large cock"
>Started imagining a fat schoolboy getting dickslapped by a bunch of futas
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>>102284690
It's not justifiable enough if that's what you wanted to hear.
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>>102284616
>You can't make it in this world without basic bi-wheel transportation skills.
Yeah you can. I can walk, use a car, or any other form of transportation. I don't need to learn, but it would be nice though.
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>>102284812
>walking
Inefficient for long distances.
>car
Thanks for polluting our planet, asshole, at least use public transportation. Bikes are the way to go.
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>>102284899
I can use a car if I want. You can't stop me.
>at least use public transportation
This was mentioned when I said any other form of transportation.
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>>102284899
but you can "make it this world" faggot. stop moving goalposts
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>>102284899
>Go green

Yeah, sure. Because you've never been in a car and you always use your bike to travel
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>>102285038
>>102285066
>>102285070
I just want to teach a cute loli/shota anon how to ride a fucking bike for the first time, why is this so much to ask for?
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>>102276349

Prison School is the absolute best manga.
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>>102285165
then teach him instead of talking shit about other methods of transportation
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>>102285165
What>>102285226 said.
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>>102285282
you dont need to point him to a post just 1 post below his.
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>MC trips, accidentally touches girl's boobs while with friends
>[laughter]
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>>102285282
Yeah, that's why he replied to me.

>>102285226
Fuck it, next meetup you all have to show up with bikes, I'll bring the training wheels and we don't stop until everybody can ride well.
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>>102285205
I wouldn't say best, but the mangaka's humor is one of the miracles of the universe.
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>>102285398
y-yes senpai!
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>>102285509
[Andrenomics Intensifies]
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>>102285398
>Training Wheels
Ah shit. I forgot about those. Is it possible to learn without them?
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>>102285566
It's extremely possible unless someone has scraped out your inner ears.
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>>102276349
Did this artist also do doujins? I remember one in particular where a character looked almost exactly like this.
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>>102285566
Yes, but with my close instruction and careful teaching, you'll do just fine.
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>>102285566
I learned without them, so yes, probably.
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> girl keeps staring at the MC in class
> "what a weird girl"
> nothing ever happens and they eventually part ways when they graduate
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>>102285690
>MC gets together with one of the background girl in his class in the last episode
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>"MC-kun, I love you!"
>"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend."
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>>102285853
This happens every once in a while though.
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>>102280975
Besides the Japanese being obsessively conservative, their language is really hard to digitize cheaply.
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>"wow im about to go on adventure with my new found powers!"
>"This is much better than being a normal highschooler!"
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>Character is dying.
>Isn't able to say an entire speech right before their death.
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>>102284217
I don't know how to ride a bike, swim, drive and I used diapers until I was seven.

don't be ashamed, you could be worse.
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>>102287021
>used diapers until I was seven.
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>>102287021
Join us for Senpai's Private Lessons, we can meet up near a public pool or a beach if anyone's West Coast here. Driving's some tough shit, I can't just teach people that.
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But my sister and I love each other
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>>102287214
Have you fucked?
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>>102283945
I was about to comment on how he wasn't the MC, but then I realized they were all the MC.
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>>102284470
Are we seriously doing this now?

I can't ride a fucking bike ever again because a little accident as a child completely traumatized me.
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>>102287809
Explain further.
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>>102287809

Unless it's of the blunt-force variety, trauma is all in your head. Steel your mind, become strong. You will never be able to balance on a bike physically until you are balanced mentally.
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>>102287868
he fell and his balls got caught in the wheels
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>>102287809
see
>>102287938

Unless you got hit SUPER fucking hard in the cranium and lost motor skills, get your ass back up on the bike.
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>>102288058
You don't have to tell him to look at a reply.
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>>102287021
I know how to ride a bike, swim, drive, fly planes, and sail. I'm glad I don't have to be ashamed about anything.
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>>102288756
>he isn't an astronaut
Fucking earthling pleb tier
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>>102275044
I think i threw up a little.
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>>102284217
acceptance is the first step to fixing the problem
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>>102288756
Can you drive an 18 wheeler? A motorcycle? A submarine? A rocket?

Didn't think so faggot, try again.
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I still don't know how to cook pork, chicken, or anything and I'm 21. No need to be ashamed.
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>>102289340
>1007x2
>not taking culinary classes so you can cook full-course meals for you're waifu when she's inevitably ill
Apply yourselves, the Renaissance wouldn't approve of this thread.
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>>102276124
Why the fuck did anyone get angry about it? It was amazing.
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>>102289190
Actually, technically yes for the first three and no for the last because rockets are computer controlled.
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>>102275679
Damn, this hit hard.

I don't even really know why.
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>>102289728
>technically
Bitch, being able to drive something doesn't mean you have the physical capability, it means if you're the last guy on a sub at the bottom of the ocean you better be able to pilot that thing up to the surface and around hostile ships with no extra instruction. Don't try to get all technical on me.
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>>102280418
it happens in manga more often than anime and why is it in shoujo series... oh
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>MC dies
>MC stays dead for the rest of the series

kamina
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>>102289914
A girl mentally thought this way about you, before deciding to friendzone you.
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>>102286469
just posting where it actually happened, but good post anon.
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>>102283751

>The MC's parents are active characters in the story and the MC's life
>And don't get killed off within a few episodes
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>>102292174
I would like a nice loving family anime where MC introduces the Heroine to his family. think of Summer Wars series without digimon

imagine one episode being a game night and all family plays tabletop games. They could ironically play monopoly
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>>102293183
That would actually be the best. Just a normal-seeming family, but when you look behind the facade...they're still completely normal and as you'd expect.
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>>102287021
>used diapers until I was seven
Your parents really didn't care, did they?
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>>102284288
It's pretty mandatory.
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>>102275693
>Letting some cunt hit you and taking their shit.
I think you're the fucking pansy here.



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