>the mother does all the work and the father is a housewife
seriously? why is this allowed?
I want to be a house husband so fucking badly.
I love cooking. I don't love cleaning but if I don't have to work, fuck yeah I'd clean the house.
I can do basic home repair so I can maintenance anything that goes wrong. I'd make sure that the finances are in order and the bills are paid.
Plus I can actually spend time with my kids and teach them things and enjoy the best years of their life.
Being a house husband is living the dream.
Yeah OP, I know what you mean.
It's not fair, he has it so nice.
Either cut your balls off or hang yourself
Feel better, champ?
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, Dad
I don't know when, but we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
Well the mother doing the work actually makes her the best character, so it's alright.
That's the chorus. I'll post the Verses in case many anons have never heard the song
My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"
My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"
Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please"
I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
I don't understand your problem OP. Are you clinging to antiquated gender roles or something?
I am in 100% agreement with you anon. This is my dream as well. Too bad ass-backwards Iranian culture raised me to be the exact opposite.
>not impregnating the bitch and running away
>not pissing on doors to mark territory
>not killing 90% of your offspring to ensure the passing of the best gene sets
>not living the dream having bitches doing all the work
What are you, a feminist?
seriously? why is this allowed?
>living in Iran
Why haven't you ALLAHU ACKBAR yet?
shit dream 0/10 would not actualize
I come from a German family and I'm the same way. I'd hate for a woman to pay for all my things to be honest. But I can definitely see how awesome life at home would be. Besides, women with economic freedom will cheat on you like a motherfucker.
Dropped before picking it up. Thanks OP
>Women with economic freedom will
This is one reason why we otaku refer to Madoka as a Deconstruction.
I moved to the U.S.
I'd probably resign to a short life of opioid addiction if I still lived in Iran.
>Besides, women with economic freedom will cheat on you like a motherfucker.
Yup, exactly, and that's assuming Amerifat women are willing to work (nope).
>Using the term otaku as anything other than an insult
My dad did this. It was awesome. Mom was always gone, and I never had to deal with her drug addiction, or her being a stupid bitch. Thanks for being awesome, dad.
But that's not cheating.
That simply means they're past expiring date thus reminding you it's time to trash them and get new ones.
because you are being ironic, r-right=
No. I don't want to feel this.
No problem, son.
>That feel when you have a kid
>holy shit it's his third birthday already
*this troper tips his fedora*
With the high purity of the opioids available in Iran it's unlikely even a serious addiction would have shortened your life all the much, so long as you were careful
All dads in mahou shoujo have perfect lives and adorable daughters. Who wouldn't want to be one
>be hikkikomori for several years
>ex girlfriend that makes more money than both my parents combined begs me to come live with her and she will take care of me
>tell her no
I don't think I'd die of impurity-related health problems or even an OD, but I'd probably kill myself when I ran out of a way to finance it. By short I meant a decade or so I guess, because if I was to try and financially support the habit (for longer than the year I did) I had when I was a junky here in the U.S. I would end up dying a lot earlier.
But heroin is much cheaper there, isn't it?
heroin is cheap all around.
Dude you could have lived the dream
What is wrong with you
I hated that bitch and she is crazy
Yeah it is, at least, I would be surprised if it isn't. I moved here before I used opioids or any drugs.
I worded that earlier post wrong though, sorry, I meant to say that I'm clean of my junk addiction now and will probably live for a lot longer than a want to, while if I were to live in Iran as a junky for 10 years, it'd be comparatively short (though an ideal life in comparison).
I hope that made sense?
This is true too, though when it becomes a habit the price rises.
It's meant to be quirky.
Go throw that shit culture somewhere else.
I love the scene where Junko and Madoka high-five while she's leaving for work. Best part of the first episode
It's a lot more common than people think, I'm sure there are at least a few house husbands in your close neighborhood, with different reasons for staying at home. Some lose their jobs and some are genuinely less ambitious than their wives. Or simply prefer spending time with their kids.
>currently leaving home only for academics and groceries
>clean the house at least twice a week
>love to cook
>sloth the rest of the day watching animu, reading mango, or playing vidya
Having someone bringing the money would be fantastic.
It was included because Madoka's society is all futuristic and shit.
You are essentially getting paid to put up with her shit
When I say I'm a hikkikomori I mean it. I don't want to be around people and she is the last person I want to be around. The would put me in a situation where I would have to socialize with her and have sex with her. No thanks.
It's fine if you blog, just, stop avatarfagging please.