Who was the culprit and why was it Gohda?
Kyrie and Rudolf killed everyone.
>that delicious smile
>that delicious laughter
>20 year of envy
Truly the best killer. Only Black Battler can compare to her.
Just that Black Battler cannot gloriously curbstomp Leviathan.
Didn't you read the TIPS? He gloriously curbstomped Ronove and Beato, right after killing his family, and he did all of this just for kicks.
Truly the villain we need.
>no lucifer deito
>no space tourism
>no best mom
>no theory faggotry
>no "Ryukishi is a talentless hack"
These are truly hard times.
we just started...
Is it wrong if you have spent more watching videos explaining Umineko than actually watching/playing it? Because I have.
Never watched a single video, actually. I didn't even read the transcribes of Rosa theory video. Never actually tried to piece the red truth together, yes, of course, I often noticed the contradictions in different theory and pointed them out, but I never tried to build my own theory.
So I can't really relate to you.
Crazy Yasu is a better villain.
Not even remotely.
On scale of 1 to CUHRAZEE, her position isn't really high.
I want to lick Lambdadelta.
Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.
The only video I know of that attempts to "explain" it is KNM's complete insanity, so yes it is.
Maybe Krauss will get a reference in the next WTC, according to it propbably playing in Space?
Ah, was looking through the catalog to find an Umineko thread. Was no disappointed.
By god, I need a new mystery to read or something >implying it was a mystery etc because I'm starting to get mystery withdrawals. Have burned through a dozen golden age mystery books after reading umineko, but none of them really gave that feel that umineko did even though I wanted to strangle R07 for that ending. So I come to you guys with a plea. Anything that could remotely fill the void that Umineko has left? I've read Higurashi, RGD, Higanbanana but none of the really did it to be honest.
Maybe there are any good fanmade mystery chapters for Umineko? I only know that roleplaying part, which is funny as hell but not mystery...
When the Seacats Cry.
Lurk for it. It's pretty interesting.
Redaction of the Golden Witch is good.
Anon, this looks interesting. I hope my hands will stop shaking once I read this
It also has suavest Battler sprite you've ever seen. Can't find it on google, but it appears in EP3 and EP4.
Thx, i will have a look on this.
>Ronove being an alter-ego of Genji
>Rosa sleeping with Genji
>nameless men who Rosa slept with are actually just one guy
Only if the only qualifications you judge a mother by is "how much I want to fuck them"
Hey anon, have you killed the entire family of that girl that you used to have an unrequited love for? You know, for love!
You need to bomb for that silly.
Oh yeah, also a deep self loathing as you learned you entire life was a life and your miserable existence is even more terrible then you imagined.
Anon, you're such a goat. Why lack love, to truly see.
Not why but You
Uh, what are you talking about.
>Implying the stakes aren't the best seacats.
I like my stakes well done
>You will never have wild sex with a Stake harem
What reason is there to live?
Keep it together anon, there's still hope for stakes in space.
>Ushiromiya Ange definitely dies in 1998
How do you feel about this?
That is one of the truths possible in the future and to be honest, that is the one I'm closest with. If Bern hadn't showed up on the rooftop, then Ange dies. Heck, her true form is just a nasty sack of meat, which would imply that she died from that jump.
Then again you have EP8 where she lives on etc. Then again, that was magic ending, so who knows whether that was the truth or not.
Not really mystery chapters but here's something with decent roleplay and funny that works with the characters.
Found it endlessly funny.
The sentence is "Ushiromiya Ange definitely dies in 1998" is actually a red truth confirmed by "Twilight of the Golden Witch" manga. It also confirms that whatever was written in Eva's diary is true.
Simple. alternate timeline.
There are two answers.
One is that Ange simply died while jumping off the building when she joined the gameboard for ep 3-4.
Another answer is that Ange simply gave up being Ushiromiya Ange after figuring out the message of Umineko and gave up her quest to find the truth.
By no longer becoming Ushiromiya Ange, the red truth was able to proclame her dead.
This also works for why Battler is called to be dead by the red truth, although Battler survives somewhat.
Ange Ushiromiya is dead, but Yukari Kotobuki continues her legacy.
It's a "persona" death. Tohya is not Battler, from what we see of him he has a different personality then Battler and he does not consider himself to be Battler Ushiromiya. The same thing happened with "Yukari", she abandoned her identity and persona of Ange completely.
That's the second answer.
But, again, it does not limit the fact of Ange dying in 1998 on the island from an alternative timeline or from jumping off the building.
The red basically confirms that the True End for Ange is that she either dies on the Island, assassinated, or that she gives up her name and becomes a shitty writer.
>But, again, it does not limit the fact of Ange dying in 1998 on the island from an alternative timeline or from jumping off the building.
There aren't any alternate timelines. Just fiction and people thinking of alternate possibilities.
Same fucking thing.
It still becomes alternate timeline of possible events either created by fiction or by true event since fiction is similar to a universe.
Either way, you know what I'm referencing.
And here we go
What are you, the joker?
Only Bernkastel can do that.
Lambda probably tastes bitter as fuck.
>Lambda probably tastes bitter as fuck.
She's made of the sweetest candy though.
Would you rub Bern's tail and take responsibility for it?
Only taste the sweetest to trap people.
She's a living walking version of the Witch from Hansel and Gretel.
She's the promise of eating sweet candy and then she fucks you by forcing you to eat terrible bitter candy.
All while she laughs shockingly at you while eating those said sweet candy.
They're like your personal harem in a bottle or some shit.
The funny part is that they're all unique yet so simply.
My theory is that ancient aliens did it.
Goat pls. It was clearly the US government drones taking out an powerful financial enemy to the US.
>Implying it wasn't the filthy koreans
Who was your favorite character after finishing each episode for the first time
It was obviously the Wandering Jew who masterminded all of it, how blind can you be?
Battler, Kyrie and Black Battler. Rudolf got his moment of glory too.
Ep 1: Battler
Ep 2: Rose
Ep 3: Beatrice
Ep 4: Kinzo (That finisher)
Ep 5: Furudo Erika
Ep 6: Furudo Erika
Ep 7: None. Didn't like it.
Ep 8: Furudo Erika.
Ep 1, no one
Ep 2 Beatrice
Ep 3 Tie between Eva-Beatrice and Eva and Beatrice.
Ep 4. Krauss
Ep 5. Erika
Ep 6 Erika
Ep 7 Tie between Bernkastel and Kyrie
Ep 8 Lambda.
Forgot to add Rosa for ep 2.
She was fucking great in that episode.
Episode 1: Jessica
Episode 2: Battler
Episode 3 onward: SatanMai waifu
<Good!> stake taste
>not loving them all
If I had to choose only one, though, it would be Belphegor.
Good taste but you should pick Lucifer if you only had to pick one.
No, you're confusing me with Lucifer-deito-kun.
My reasons for picking Belphegor:
>fun to chillax with
>good for casual conversation
Who is my choice for a deito and why is it Lucifer?
Reading when the seacats cry.
Oh boy. Incompetent battler is as incompetent as ever.
Dem crazy as fuck theories only rivaled in stupidity by the little bombs.
You'll be really confused ince you get to EP3 and EP4. Shit gets meta.
You have not seen the light Goat-kun. Its a shame I shall be laughing at you from the Golden Land.
False. All moms are best moms.
Nah, I'll hang out with this cool dude instead.
Goat-kun actually solved the Epitaph.
That's why he's able to provide an alternative route while all the other Goats are stuck.
It really feels as though Watson was the detective and we only have an idiot and we can never rely on him to figure out anything.
Do any of you know a way where I can tell my boyfriend he's an asshole without hurting his feelings much? Also a bit of help with diet, he's a bit chubby.
You call him fat and convince him to stop eating cake. I'm sure he'll understand.
I really need to save all the "faggot george" images someday.
Mostly Battler or Beatrice, Erika was good too, Will for ep7
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Perhaps the second most shocking part of this story is that the events of the above paragraph are apparently not shocking enough to elicit much of a reaction from Chinese Netizens – reports suggest that this kind of thing happens in Jiangsu Province several times a year. The most shocking part of the story is what did shock the Chinese Internet into spreading the story like wildfire: After the woman’s stomach was removed, it reportedly released a flammable gas into the operating room and literally burned up right before doctors’ eyes.
I only made two.
Ep 3 and 4 have very little Faggot George moments so I didn't make any.
Hell, George barely appears in those two episodes.
And I need to reread ep 5-6 again but midterms are in and I'm fucked.
I stand corrected, then.