Miia needs some appreciation once in a while.
Have you praised the Fallen God today?
Step aside, nigga. Real lamia comin through
Left or right?
>You'll never drown a harpy to death sitting by a lake
But she is Echidna.
I feel like I am out of both of their leagues.
Nah man, she got dat whore face
Tentacles in your ass.
Hobgoblin still best girl.
>it's okay, anon, you'll always have me...
Right, because character development. I like my story how I like my blowjobs: deep.
Hope you like having sex for 72 hours straight, then!
Take your shitty god, with your shitty fashion sense, and your shitty worshiper friends, and get the fuck out.
8.79/10, would bro it up with
I just want some friends ;_;
Continuing Trader MC CYOA
After waking up from your training you get your bearings and stretch out as the sun has yet to rise. You finally decide it's time to take off the bandages for good. Remove your ones around your hand first your clench your fist and punch your hand feeling the fist out, the skin definitely felt tougher now. You make your way down to take check of your earnings for the week
1 Platinum, 11350 gold, and 125 silver. A great start, but still just a stepping stone to bigger and better things. After eating breakfast you notice something, you were quite low on meat besides eggs. You decide that maybe some hunting was in order. Taking your spoils bag in case you found something small to stuff in there you headed towards the main gate. After stating your business to the guard who eyes you suspiciously due to your lack of weapons he lets you out after signing a sheet.
As you walk out you follow the trail to the nearby woods. Once there you started looking around for some game. Picking the occasional berries you knew were safe, eating one to check ripeness and putting some in your bag you made your way deeper into the woods. As you got the the point where the paths became more and more narrow you decided to use good old tracking to see what you could find.
After a short period of checking for anything suspicious you notice two sets of tracks.
One was most certainly Goblin tracks
The other was human tracks, possibly other hunters, do you
I will not leave your side.
Sorry, my devotion is already reserved for someone else.
It's pretty gay.
Obligatory slut comment
Best grill needs some love.
I really can't get into that manga. The whole thing just reeks of cliche. Does it become an actual story or is it just action scene after action scene?
>Devoting to sluts
While Papi is bit ignored Rachnee get's it a plenty.
In every thread.
Now that's something to hora about.
>Kraken lactates ink
>Gestures for you to drink from her
Do you accept?
Has a monster girls ability to easily kill you ever turned you away from liking them? I mean lamias could constrict you, slimes could drown you, etc...
She's actually kinda cute...
Sorry Miia, you're cute and all, but Alice is 100% waifu material.
9/10 better than the usual centaur/lamia/human with fox tail(s) shit that gets posted in these threads.
If she really wants a toad like me.
Why can't we just have nice civil threads? Why do we have to throw shit at eachother? Why not just agree that all the girls are wonderful? Waifuwars a shit.
Yes, this is why Paladins are humanity's last hope against the scum called "monstergirls"
Well... Papi's not best girl.
I'll fite u m8
Good luck with that.
High Acid slimes.
Like so acid that they melt you on touch.
And other such girls.
We used to have civil threads. Plenty of them. Then they became increasingly more filled with waifuwars.
9/10 would hunt monsters with only to discover that they are just doing what comes naturally and so am I, thus becoming more in tune with the world around me.
What are you talking about?
The action scenes are the story, do you think it's just random violence? Can you read.
It's not cliche at all, seriously go actually read it. There's like 15 chapters out, it'll take you half an hour.
>The 40kid Inquisitors are already here.
Welp, see you all next thread.
Finally, the best girl starting the thread.
Spider-fags trying to start shit again.
We did. Then trolling and insulting became usual and these threads went to shit.
Neither is Rachnee spiderbitch domestic abuser.
Left, i'm pretty happy with earth as it is although i want my monster girls. But right lives in a world i'm not quite interested in living in.
>Posts a picture of a rogue knight
Sure thing buddy, a real paladin fights for the equality and well-being of all
>Then making generals and having them be nothing but best girl arguments became usual and these threads went to shit.
0/10 a muzzle away from full blown furrfaggotry.
Ah a fellow folower.
It is supposed to be.
All girls do deserve attention.
Making Mero threads is a pain.
What would that actually feel like?
We've been over this. S&M is not abuse. As a matter of fact, she wants to try it with you right now...
>The 40kid Inquisitors are already here.
Miia seems so playful.
Would devote my life to making happy.
There is just too little of NTR fish.
Left. Alice's constant mocking would piss me off and make me get the hell away from her.
Armor types don't matter when we fight against the same evil, wench.
Good. It would feel a little weird at first, but her tentacles can contract, and if they're well lubed, the insertion would be painless. After she finds your prostate, you'll be in heaven.
My favourite girls are Miia and Mero. One is called a slut and the other one doesn't exist.
Shit is hard.
I don't know about best girl but I feel like Miia has been ignored lately.
S&M is the best kind of love.
I still need to read the manga but I hate starting things that might not get finished.
>I don't know about best girl
All girls are best, even MON. Especially MON
Yeah no thanks, I don't want her to stab me in the gut with her knife feet.
Jesus look at that cute girl.
I thought the way he called her a slut was pretty civil.
She just wants to make you feel safe and loved...
How does that thing move? She's cute but I'd hate to have to step on her balls? everytime I wanted to kiss her.
Just let it happen.
There you go again anon, trying to start shit instead of just embracing whatever girl you prefer.
We're not the same person, we all have different things we like and dislike.
Why is it so hard to accept that "Hey, i really think this character is wonderful because of my preferences, but others might like another character based on their preferences"?
I mean shit, people starting waifuwars are literally cancer.
No they ain't.
Your fooling around wont waver my beliefs.
I will not fall for Rachnee.
Mero sushi anyone?
Aw come on anon, don't be like that.
They are really nice girls on the inside.
She wants to hurt me and then NTR me.
Does it come with a side of ntr?
So, regarding Lich-dom.
It often requires concoctions created through various poisons, organs, powders, and fluids, acquired through seemingly arbitrary means
Then, one needs to perform the "Ritual of Endless Night", the rites being a closely guarded secret rumored to be unspeakable evil. But, with the Changing, many aspects of monster life have turned into a sexualized parody of its former self - including their sorcery.
How do you imagine the materials, required spells, and ritual itself have changed?
More importantly, where would you hide your phylactery once you become a Lich? Can't let anyone discover its whereabouts, else your mortality will once again become relevant.
Think the resident god(dess) of death, Hades, might have an issue with you trying to cheat his/her domain?
I never get to open my Miia folder, wonder what surprises are in store.
>We're not the same person
>implying 4chan isn't just one person with lots of split personalities
You follow the Goblin tracks, you've already taken down Goblins once before so this would be no problem. After a good 30 minute trek you smell what smells like wood burning, perhaps the Goblins were already planning on cooking their meal. You slowly approach a clearing where a cauldron is boiling water over an open fire, you hear screeching from above the pot, you look into a cage suspended above the pot and see a Monkey. You feel you couldn't really sell monkey meat in Sorn so you ready to leave when you hear two familiar voices ordering the Goblins, It was the Boblin Brothers, the White and Black Goblins you beat before, one now needed an eyepatch and the other had a slack jack and missing fang.
Not wanting to leave a Job undone you walk out. "Well what do we have here? I thought I'd find some competent Goblins and instead I get you two again."
They point to you in Unison and shout 'YOU' and ordered their men to attack you. You take no time in showing off your improved foot work kicking the the goblins then the neck as they approach you. Already knowing you beat them before they back off slowly to the dismay of the Brothers. "TINY!"
The shouting pair cried out as a thudding was heard. Out from the brush came an Orc, roughly your size but covered in thick fat, and on his back was a carrying cart that the brother climb into.
"Tiny here is a runt of the litter Orc, we found him and trained him for years to make him worth something, this time you won't be making fools of us!"
"Really now? I didn't think you needed me to do that."
Getting into a stance and bouncing up
You think to fight Tiny with
But what if I'm one of those guys who can't feel pleasure from his prostate?
Yes. You choose a better meal over her.
We all know you ain't a vorefag so stop trying to be one.
There are multiple images of her - she's like a shoggoth. That red fleshy mass periodically changes shape, size and form
Cool thanks for letting me know.
You don't have to, just accept that whatever girl you likes is best girl. And that other girls are best girls too.
All girls are best.
Embrace all the monster girls instead of trying to further lower the quality of these threads.
>Thinking it's Eyepop posting it
There were other people in the chat when he posted the picture.
This seems interesting
There's people like that?
The phylactery would be her husband. So her soul can be as close to him as possible
Do you have any Miia NTR
>Main girl from one series
>Main girl from another series
They're adorable, both of them.
Every monster girl is only a muzzle away from full blown furfaggotry, you imbecile.
Those women all look pretty delicious.. maybe grilled? Fried?
HNGGGGGGGG, what are you trying to do hound, give me a heart attack?
>They've been rendered irrelevant, both of them.
I actually find this quite adorable. That timid expression of hers...
>You'll never get together with your Armybros to create a squad to fight against the monstergirls scum
Strange, I think that this is the first (and only) monstergirl griffin that I've ever seen.
When shit hits the fan, you can't be picky about what to wear. You take whatever you can get your hands on.
With her, her folder is the smallest one.
It's like we don't even read the same series!
Miia still had by far the most page-time out of any character in the show, even in later volumes.
She's also the only character to have her defining traithairclips in the very name of the series, ontop of that she's first girl.
How tiny does /mg/ prefer their monstergirls?
Translation in gelbooru if anyone wants to typeset.
Tiny enough where I can still fuck them.
I don't know what to say. I feel empty now.
almost 2 years later and i still feel incredibly jealous.
This shows a good scale, from smallest to largest.
I want them at least waist high, any smaller and I'm afraid of how fragile they'd be
Did you think everyone loved that shit?
Okay then, continuing bookwurm for now.
“Yes, tell me what I need to do.” You hear a disappointed sigh from the other end as if she had hoped you would let her hang up quick. “Fine, first check for vitals and all that crap, you know?” You didn’t really know but you knew that people stuck their hand on the neck to check for a pulse, was that it? You did as you thought you should and were rewarded with the faint beating of a vein as well as a tiny groan. “She has a vital, what do I do now?” On the other end the sound of coughing followed by the distant voice coming closer. “Oh sorry, just swallowed my cigar, what were you saying?” A rough chuckle escaped from the other side as you explained once more the situation.
“Oh well, uh you could hold her head up… Or just make sure she keeps breathing and stuff. Maybe cover the bleeding bits… Yeah that’s all I got.” You scream into the phone for someone more qualified and receive the dead tone beeping of a hang up. With the little strength you can muster you throw the phone against the floor and kneel down to help the trembling Kiyo.
You place your hands underneath her and heave, in the background the sounds of happy playing and occasional whimpering remind you that Dagura and the Wolfgirl are still there. Regardless your efforts are rewarded by her turning over onto her face. Her body is flaked with purple bruises and her face unrecognizable under the blood.
You hesitate, your skills in medicine were limited to applying alcohol and a band-aid as well as taking Tylenol whenever shit went down. Your trembling hands hover over her body unsure of what to do. You take a deep breath and decide to clean her wound, with surgical precision you move your hand closer to her mouth to clean it up. “A-Anon?” Her mouth barely opens but her breath escapes forming your name. You look closer and realize that even through her swollen face her eyes gaze at you with adoration.
Why do you care how other people jerk off?
Her claw darts up and grabs your hand with an steely grasp as she pulls you close. “D-Don’t…. Leave…” Her words are less than a whisper before she pulls you onto her chest and closes her eyes. Your ear placed right on top of her soft creamy skin hears the sound of her heartbeat, slow and doubtful but there at least.
You stay there until the ambulance arrives, she hums a garbled tune while you can feel your shirt turn sticky with blood and her eyes occasionally flutter open and close before you call out to her. The door to the library blows open once more and a group of paramedics shuffle in quickly with an extended stretcher held between the eight of them.
“Sir move over!” The tallest of the men grabs your arm as he tries to pull you away only to have his face knocked in by Kiyo’s spare claw. The ryu turns with a kindly smile to the remaining paramedics crowding around her with a variety of equipment. “He… Stays…” They nod solemnly as they get to work with you still held close to the serpent goddess.
The minutes feel like tar as the screams of paramedics and equipment fill the air. You can see Dagura arguing with a paramedic out of the corner of your eye but she doesn’t intervene at least. The time finally comes for her to be lifted and they do so quickly. She allows you to stand away but refuses to let go of your arm even as they put her into the back of the ambulance. Her eyes seem to fill with worry before closing. Her grip falls away just as she is lifted inside.
“You coming or what?” The tomboyish voice calls out to you from the back of the ambulance, you turn to see a pales kinned girl with blonde hair and red eyes calling out to you. “We ain’t got all day you know, hurry it up or we scram.” She offers your hand to you as the car rolls away slowly. You look at her and…
1. Take it, enter the ambulance (Kiyo friendship, vampire encounter)
2. Wave goodbye. (Kiyo route end, Dagura/wolfgirl continuation.
You feel this was a good chance to try what you learned over the week, this Orc would be in the same level of strength as that Bandit leader. As the Orc lifted a stone club and swung it down you jump to the side, and kick the Orc in the gut before back stepping. The Orc tries again only for you to repeat but this time with two kicks. This time the Orc swings across but you duck under and strike it's body with a hard punch to it's gut. Then twisting your body with each blow you punch and kick Tiny in the body. He pushes you away with his hand, despite the force you take the blow well, and even launch off your feet as you land to dash to Tiny's side. Before the beast can realize it you're kicking your way up his side, launching off him and onto a tree which you launch back off and spin kick him in the face.
Tiny stagger back as you kick up his front and land on his large shoulders, jumping off you kick him in the back of the head, and then kick the brothers in their faces.
You dust yourself off as the small Orc stands back up, you punch him three times and give and good heel to the face finally sending him down, crushing the Goblin pair under him.
After that was done you decide to free the monkey they held captive, the monkey ooks and eeks happily. "There ya go little one."
As you are about to leave the Monkey takes your hand, it wants you to follow
2. Though I hate the wolfgirl, I want more Dagura.
Kiyo deserves to be friends, at the very least.
Books been running for 2 years now.
Friendship HO. 1
Shit tier fetishfuel lich, posting superior variant
Thanks again for flooding the thread with votes. Do what the other cyoas are doing and do strawpoll.
I am looking for monstergirls at DeviantArt right now.
Most but not all of it is shit.
A specific monstergirl you might want me to look for you so that you don't have to visit that horrible place?
>You will never watch Miia be blackmailed
If 1 is friendship END then 1, else 2.
pixiv would be your best bet
>Shit tier mount
I'd love some of salamanders or crow tengus
Those two years seem have gone by pretty fast
>Liking bitchboy Kel
Even Kael is manlier.
Sea serpent girls
I got nothing else. Anglerfish girls?
W-where has my life gone?
You just crossed a fucking line m8, Kel is the broest fucker to come out of WC3, don't fucking deny.
I ask myself that every morning.
I would rather hang out with Maiev than that nerd.
>what is Rexxar
Still, there's content in there that is't not on Pixiv.
Crow Tengu, but not sure if female. Still there are some more.
>A faggot who keeps fucking his bear when the camera's not looking
>Frigid elf bitch
>M-muh duty as warden
>That file name
Cmon, you know that's not a female
Yes, that's what I meant.
Kel is so bad I would rather be with Maiev.
also >>102263540 I ask that this get fully colored, if you'd be so kind.
You decided to follow the Monkey wherever it would lead you, maybe you'll find something worthwhile. As you made your way deeper into the forest the monkey made sure you were following it, and giving you the occasional berries. You thank it as you trek deeper and deeper, to the point light didn't even shine on the woods. "Geez just where are you taking me?" Soon it got to the point you could barely fit through the trees. The Monkey took to the branches. You sigh and follow suit, climbing up and following it one the branches. The chimp swings from tree to tree like nothing, as you leap from them precariously. You feel like it's been hours with no progress as the monkey keeps going, you began to feel tired as you attempt to keep up with the pace of the limber monkey. This quick little chimp was starting to get the best of you, so you decide to take a break. Seeing this the monkey stops as well, it looks at you curiously. "Me Tired, ook ook."
Almost like it understands you perfectly it nods, suddenly jumping into the trees. After a minute it comes back down, holding a pair of fruits that you've never seen before. It was shaped like a gourd, but with red spots and softer, like juice was ready to ooze out just from the moneky's grasp. It offers you one nodding and making noises. "You want me to eat that?"
It nods faster. You've never seen this fruit before, you didn't know what it was
well thats depressing.
I'm Bourbon, not him.
To fight monstergirls, would you create monstergirls of your own?
Some of what I have found is really good. Some is just bad and other I just don't even know.
It'd be awhile before I can get to it.
Makes you wonder, if those scales are smooth and soft...
Why do you guys like monstergirls?
For me it would that my monstergirl would be dominant, but loving. She would wrap me up with her tail and carry me around, and rape me whenever she felt like it.
Because I have no chance with real women, and I just want true love. Then again, monstergirls only love you for the dick and the taste of your cum. Guess I'd never be happy
Again, I'm not Bourbon, it was just from one of the crippled monster girl requests - this one being a crow tengu without wings/arms.
Would you dare to find out?
Teratophilia. And fetishist for significant relationships.
If anything id have to say the thought of those things turns me on even more, I like a sense of danger.
>Would you dare to find out?
I sure would. They look interesting enough.
>Earth will never be invated by giantic Alien-monstergirls in seach of human semen.
>Humanity will never make giant robots to fuck them into submission.
Is she blind?
Wow that's pretty fuckin metal.
They are superior to humans.
Augmented, one might say.
You decided to take a bite out of the strange fruit, trusting the monkey. As you bite into it you feel it's soft juicy texture. It was sweet, like candy. As you ate it you felt yourself grow less and less tired. It's juices seemed to renew your strength. You stand up and stretch feeling like you just woke from a nap. "Hey this thing is amazing! I've never seen it before either."
Looking in it you see the bottom of the fruit is lined with seeds, deciding maybe you could profit off these you pocket the seeds and continue onward. Another hour or so passes before the monkey stops, you stop too when you reach the branch it's on, you look forward and see a massive stone temple, covered in vines and moss, with what looks like a monkey head on top. "I see, this is your home huh?"
The monkey nodded.
"You really can understand me, can't you?" The monkey nods again, taking you hand drawing you deeper into the temple.
As you go deeper you see all kinds of monkeys, chimps, baboons, orangutans, and even the occasional gorilla. Upon reaching what seems like an important chamber, guarded by two massive Gorillas the Monkey ooks and eeks at them, they nod and open the stone door, leading what seemed to be a King's courtroom, you look inside to find it quite empty save a Single throne and a scepter. "Nice place, so where's the King?" The Monkey then walks up to the throne clapping and grabs the scepter. "What? You mean I saved Royalty."
As the monkey takes the scepter it glows with a golden light, as does the Monkey. Slowly it grows in size, taking on more human features, including a feature with some jiggle. It wasn't a Monkey KING you saved, it was the Monkey QUEEN. "OOK OOK! Me am Back to Normal Normal, yes yes! Dumb Dumb Goblins lock me up, me punish later. You Man Man good man man. Me Like you."
"Uh thanks." You were looking over the now humanized Monkey, mostly at her nude tits.
"Me away from Scepter long long, turn to just monkey, but with it me Monkey Girl!"
Nigga I don't fuckin know all I know is I wanna stick my dick in it.
Like everything else you will be made part of new phyrexia.
Can I remove that fucking thing from her head?
Better genetics than humans who have been allowed the grace to reproduce when they shouldn't have.
Usually able to live in peace with nature but also have sometime complex societies.
Better sexual appeal even if they are a bit monstrous.
Depicted in most modern stuff as loving caring beings who just want to have that affection returned.
Nah nigga it's stuck there. If you wanna corrode yo dick you gotta deal with the fuckin headpiece.
"Now me back to normal, can rule monkey friends again! Thank Thank you!"
"No problem Queen..."
"Me Sonia, me Queen of Monkeys!"
"Look you're welcome and all, but did you really need me to come all this way?"
"Yes Yes Course Course! You are to be Monkey King now!"
"You save me Queen, so that make you king!"
"Come come! Be Husband, sit with me, be King!"
You scratch your head, being Monkey King didn't exactly sound like the greatest of things, what with all the poo.
"Look Sonia. I can't stay."
She looks at you somewhat shocked and hurt "Why you no stay?"
Not much of Sea serpents or monstergirls.
Isn't that part of her head?
It is permanent.
Required to send of the energy that boosts her troops while weakening the enemy, no doubt.
She did kill the extremely Bro Ubrabask though
Leaviathans. I meant Leviathans.
Just think of it like Ika Musume's hat.
I'll just saw off the fucking pointy parts, then.
Don't want to be decapitated if I startle her.
You pretty much said it.
A powerful creature tenderly loving and caring for you, theres no chance she'll ever leave you, while satisfying all your fantasies ever.
Thats the best thing a man can wish for.
I love the monster parts too, they are exotic and interesting and provide many lewd features.
Look mothafucka stop with live in peace with nature bullshit. There ain't no such thing. Animals don't give a two shits about conservation. A lot em if let do whatever the fuck they want without smart mothafuckas to intervene would just kill everything and in turn kill their dumb ass selves. Injuns didn't live in no fuckin peace with nature either. They just didn't develop agriculture far or fast enough for them to deplete enough to make a fuckin difference when white mothafuckas settled.
>inb4 horse pussy
Wait, shit, when did that happen?
I ain't sayin' Kel'thaz'izzle ain't a bro, just that he ain't shit by Lich standards.
>provide many lewd features
Do not worry!
Your body will be gloriously reconstructed to serve new phyrexia and resist decapitation!
Post more heart stopping cuteness
harpies can't compare to this
for being one of the main three miia gets very little love
Also I did have gfs and tell you what while I felt absolutely great during, the ends are always miserable and after a while you start to contemplate just when will that perfect girl will appear. I didn't give up yet but since monster girls are pretty much perfect I naturally gravitate towards them.
I kind of fear one day I won't find anyone good enough unless she has a massive scaly tail or eight legs.
Still better than a naked girl in a hood thinking she can raise the dead
Any specific variety of stomping you are looking for?
I just found the body of my deceased spiderbro today, fuck you Anon.
Master in Biology here.
If your bitch ass don't shut the fuck up, I'll swear to G-d pal, I'll shit on your throat.
Animals DO care about ecology, you don't fucking see them throwing down trees to build houses and shit, cunt.
Anything, I love them ;_;
You extend your arm and she takes a hold of it in time for you to not be dragged under the car. You have trouble maintaining your balance but with surprising strength she pulls you in. The ambulance inside is a variety of equipment coming to life with lights, buttons, doohickies. Kiyo on the stretcher is hooked up to tubes coming out of her mouth and nostrils draining away what seems like limitless blood.
You stare uncomprehending at the set up while the Pale-skinned woman watches the dials on one of the machines. “So…” She breaks the silence with an uninterested tone. “How do you know this chick? Was it a lover’s quarrel?” She chuckles revealing two long fangs that protrude from the top of her mouth. “Not that I’m judging you know. We get these sort of calls all the time.” A tiny smile spreads on her cheeks in time for the ambulance to bump on the road.
“She’s my friend…” You look down solemnly and hope to avoid more questions but the vampire doesn’t seem in the mood to respect your wishes. “yeah yeah I know, but what about the juicy details? You don’t expect me to believe that you knocked out a ryu?” She chuckles once more in that abrasive voice. “A love triangle, two girls fighting.” You look up with cold eyes. All you've managed is to surprise her. Her eyes wide. “You mean… You mean that there are two women who want to date someone like you?” She laughs even harder, the ambulance pulls up to the hospital. A team is waiting and Kiyo is ripped out of your grasp. You’re left standing awkwardly with nowhere to go at the hospital entrance when the vampire girl comes up to you in casual clothing.
“Hey bud, no need to look so down. I know its tough shit when someone you care for is hurt but it’s not like you caused it. In the end it had to be this way.” She smiles for the first time with sincerity while extending a steaming cup of coffee. You sigh and…
As opposed to normal humans I mean, who lack fluffy tails, tails to coil you up, spinnerets to bond you, a tailpussy to pump you, or whatever your favourite girl has.
What about centauroid god-girls?
Well, it is unconfirmed if he still lives.
But Elesh did lay waste to his domain.
Comparing him to motherfucking Vecna is hardly fair.
"I have a dream that I want to achieve."
"Dream? Pictures see when eyes close?"
"No no, not that kind of dream. A Goal, an asperation, something I'm doing now to get in the future."
You look at your bag filled with berries and the strange fruit seeds. "I want to become a Merchant, one that never has to worry about anything. To feel free of worry and strife, a life where I can marry a girl I truly love and be happy with her, and the family I have with her each and every day until I die."
Sonia slouches in her throne clutching the scepter. "Free nice, wish I free."
"You mean you're not?" You ask confused.
"Me am stuck, scepter no can leave temple, but without scepter me am just monkey. Not Monkey Queen. Want free, want to walk with men men and women, other animal men men and animal women."
"Sonia..." You feel bad for her, you can't stay but she's clearly upset
"Please, why you have to go? Me lonely here." She starts to tear up. "ME WANT FRIEND!"
She begins to cry fully.
You look down, feeling somewhat at fault for making her sad. When you get an idea
That's why you don't delve into monster girls, your standards are going to be so crazy high by the time you're in too deep that you'll never be happy with anyone in the real world
what is even the point?
Dog-Girls, fuck. The wrong is fuck with me today.
>The wrong is fuck with me today.
I'll just keep posting.
This is the point.
The look on her face is priceless.
Too tiny... Papi is that height that makes me question myself until she bends over.
3. You realize you've left dagura and wolf girl alone at the library and you need to head back and get them
Oh man the hand holding I would do with Suu....
>You'll never break a harpy's wings and throw her in a cage to entertain your completely human family
>What is an invasive species
>What is having to cull overpopulated species
>she will never get stockholm syndrome to the point that the cage is unneeded
why break her arm when you can just clip her wings?
her face says "Im getting real tired of your shit humans
You would think she would wear clothes that actually fit.
We really need more Miia time.
Shes the only reason i even look at EMG, goddamnit.
So yeah, i really want more Miia appreciation time!
I didn't fucking master Biology to hear your bitch ass spew shit out of your mouth.
Animals are ecological beings and that's that.
Nah theyd have to come real before I turn disillusioned
Paladin fag. Plz go
Get back to Dagura and Wolf-girl.
You are silly and I sincerely doubt that you have a Master's degree in Biology.
But animals are rudimentary species.
If you just gonna be a bitch I ain't got time for yo shit. Back to gattin niggas in titanfall.
Where am I? /out/?
>My feet hurt
>This train smells like balls
>I wish I was home, chasing my tail
I aint no biologist but even I know those are caused by human interference.
Plus why wouldn't be animals ecological, thats basically balance and the moment some species manage to tip it out a whole bunch of feedbacks will dictate stuff to the original or to a new harmony.
Well I'll be right back I need to take care of something.
Not much of anglerfish girls, but still.
Not sure this one really counts but next one does.
>Animals DO care about ecology
>Masters in biology
That's fucking hilarious, do you realize that the number of species alive today is only about 1% of the species that ever lived? Want to know what happened to most of them? Killed out by superior species.
Plenty of animals also devote their entire ecological niche to destroying or eating trees and can ruin forests and entire fields of plants sometimescertain locust.
Animals only care about eating and fucking, that's what drives animals. Not fucking ecology.
Hell, jellyfish in japan are currently creating a shit ton of problems because they're becoming too numerous and ruining some wildlife.
Animals die out all the time, so do plants. Animals and plants both don't give a fuck about keeping some sort of environmental balance.
What the fuck did you just say about me?
I don't think I got that fucking right.
I have to say, one of the beefs I have with that manga is that the girls are all titty monsters. I wish even a couple were more modest of bust.
Sorry to be a newfag to these threads, but I was considering picking up the MonMusu Nichijou manga, and I'd like to know — does the centaur girl get a lot of scenes? I don't think I'll be able to enjoy the series if she plays a major role.
Humans are lowtier considering that the alligators have lived since the age of the dinosaurs and god knows how many species they have seen come and go before we rolled around like the hottest shit since sliced ass-bread
Whats wrong son? You fraid of some horse pussy?
I want to make a harpy cry
>Humans are low-tier compared to alligators
I'm sorry, how many alligators have you seen with human-skin wallets?
We'll probably accomplish some pretty miraculous shit before it's over, at least.
thats funny cause thats just a harpy with a tail, a griffin would have paws for feet and claws for hands
No other animal is as successful as humans except ants. We aren't lowtier you dumb fuck.
You have my condolences, Anon.
Well guess I'm going for round two.
>not liking horsepussy
>Humans are lowtier
We're the most evolved.
Some members of Crocodilia are however incredibly successful regardless of the environmental and geographic changes that have happened on earth.
They're incredibly successful and haven't required to evolve in quite some time.
We're still further evolved though and more advanced.
Humans have this sick and twisted idea of what nature is meant to be, but in reality even if we killed off eachother in a big nuclear war nature would find a way out and in millions of years life would go on without us, just differently than before.
Mass extinction has happened multiple times thorughout the course of nature.
The girl with more scenes is the lamia. The centaur can be the second one with more, easily.
"Sonia. There is a way you can be free." She stops crying at looks at you.
"Me can be free?" She tilts her head, her tears stopping.
"Each year, in the town closest to the forest there is a hunt, and the person who gets the biggest beast is allowed to meet a Goddess who can supposidly grant wishes. I'm going to enter the next hunt. When I do, I can wish for your scepter to work outside the temple, or you can be a monkey girl without it, whatever!"
"You do for me?" She leaned forward and you nodded
"KIND KIND! YOU SO KIND!" Leaping off her throne she embraces you very tightly, to the point you can hardly breath, added to by the fact you're between her breasts.
"You free me, then you become King?"
"N-No, I still have to think about that." You gasped out.
"You Nice nice, me give you things for be so nice!" She uses her feet to balance on the scepter and claps loudly summoning gorrilas, she Ooks at them and they leave, returning shortly with a boar carcass, roughly 100 pounds you'd say, as well as a bag with uncut gemstones. "Take gift, take take! Meat good, and we no need of shiny stones but women like so you take and give to women people."
"Thank you Sonia. I promise I'll set you free."
You take the bag and the boar.
"OOK and don't fall on ground til tree far apart like near human town."
"Okay?" You wave goodbye as you leave the temple, now with some meet, jewels and a stronger resolve.
You exit the temple finding the boar is fairly heavy. You really wonder if you can make it carrying this boar across tree tops
>Anyone getting any facetime
Don't even fucking pick it up. It's generic bland haremshit I want to stop reading this shit because I hate harem, but I can't
I meant in relation to the ranking of how many species we have wiped out.
Its not shit comparable to all the ones that have dissapeared across the board.
How many alligators give a shit?
We aren't "more" evolved. We just evolved more successfully.
I'd love more realistic sizes, but tits sell. Hell, ComicRyu is having Hitomis guy go back and redraw her with a bigger bust for the tank release.
You know where the door is.
Now get out of here.
Tell what species have alligators wiped out?
Not that poster, while yes obviously animals dont care about balance per se, but simple mechanics like resource allocation, adaption or the food/energy chain will contribute to it.
Saying species go extinct because of others is a gross oversimplifation of the real picture (sure there is outcompetition but that rather produces a dynamic balance, not changing all that sudden like the human effect does), and most went exctinct during major planet-wide events related to extraterrestrial or geological phenomena.
Centaur =/= Horse
Get it through your thick ass skull you goddamn pleb.
>Only one person can win the hunt
>Now we have to choose between Oni and the monkey
Damn. Thanks for the heads-up, anons.
>ComicRyu is having Hitomis guy go back and redraw her with a bigger bust for the tank release.
>I wish I was at home chasing my tail.
Imagine coming home to see that.
>Not loving the allmighty horsepussy
I guess it's time to post this again
Exactly, mouses are more successful than elephants but they sure as hell aren't the more evolved between the two species. Humans have an advantage that gives them an edge over crocodiles but that doesn't mean we are more complicated on a biological level.
You can win more than once
a centaur is a horse with tits, it still has a horse pussy
Its just a human upperbody on a horse.
The body is not humanoid.
Have you ever seen unicorns or dragons?
That's right, they don't exist anymore since the alligators killed them.
Son, you gotta stop torturing us with all these new girls. We're just gonna keep picking Dagura anyway, and letting all these women down is breaking our heart.
You are only proving that it takes an incredibly insane person who have lost all touch with reality to turn to disgusting bestiality.
And the human body makes all the difference in the world.
Found out recently that Vin Diesel voiced the iron giant. Shit is cray. I just want a vin diesel anime ;-;
I'll never look at a cream egg the same way...
Also notice how the alligators survived the dinosaurs.
Coincidence? I think not.
This is the only way to keep the story alive, or would you guys really prefer 60 pages of "Anon and Dagura do cutesy shit together." The story?
at least the vampire girl is a total bro.
Arguable depending on what success is measured in.
Individual accomplisments. Species-wide accomplishments?
Geographical extension of the species? Survival of genes through time.
Complexity of genes?
Postion of the species in the food chain?
>We're the most evolved.
Alright, that just makes no fucking sense.
Something isn't more or less evolved than something else just because it's more successful. If anything, your descendance would me more evolved than you are simply because they are one generation lower in the evolutionary tree, even if your spawn was a mutated vegetable unable to survive on it's own.
So alligators killed the all the monstergirls?
Horse pussy may be great, but all the other horse bits are more than disgusting enough to outweigh it.
It would still be fucking a horse.
The part you put the penis in is not part of the human.
Fuck your shit, Big Show is the top dog.
theres not enough monster girl stuff out there for you to drop it, i know your pain
So alligators killed all the monstergirls?
One titty monstergirl, the lamia, fish and spider are average at best and harpy is dfc.
Ok whos up for some aligator genocide
You were mucking around and you stumble upon the heavens seriously dude, what the fuck. After wandering around you hear a noise behind you and encounter:
1. A common angel girl. She is quite mischievous and doesn't have much power (for an angel, that is). She likes playing pranks on you yet will be extremely sorry if one of them makes you mad. She likes to make love in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing. At night, of course.
2. A warrior Valkyrie. She is strong, serious, skilled, and doesn't have much of a sense of humour, yet is one of Heaven's greatest swordswomen, and if you train alongside her and strive to become a good arrior, she will eventually begin to show emotions and eventually you'lll find a quite adventurous girl with a burning spirit. In cold phase she's pretty normal and will moan a bit and blush, but once you crack her shell she'll become quite lewd.
3. Lewd Cupid. As the matron of erotic love and affection she's godlike in bed, is willing to try out whatever no matter how lewd it is, and knows stuff that holy fuck what is she doing with her LEGS OH MY GOD MUH DICK. Outside of sexy time she's really touchy-feely and enjoys spending time in a soft, comfy cloud while cuddling and holding hands.
4. The Goddess herself. She's breath-takingly beautiful, very gentle, caring, and has this loving aura about her. You will become very powerful and will take a leading post next to her as her husband. Being a God is incredibly lonely, so beneath her mother-like aura she's very clingy and afraid to lose you, as you're the only person who she can really be with ever since eternity. Eternal life alongside her will become very busy as you're both in charge of everything now, but depending on your tastes watching her smile as sometimes even shed tears of joy as she finally has a companion.
I'm a hardcore Goddess-fag myself.
No, those never existed in this timeline.
Well we do things no other animal even comes close to doing. We overcome our weakness with innovation. Other animals can only hope that their genes are good enough to survive.
I dont know man, they have a pretty impressive trackrecord.
Anon and dagura and their friends. We need to make more friends for her and get her smarter, not just anon making more friends
just accept that you want horse pussy and love your waifu for all she has thats what i did
>She likes to make love in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing
>is willing to try out whatever no matter how lewd it is
But how much weird stuff will she do if you don't request anything?
>spider are average at best
She's a titty monster as well. H cups.
We came from the same chordate ancestors, but mammals most definitely evolved further along the evolutionary tree and became a more advanced species.
Just like how deuterostome animals are more advanced than protostomes and animals with segmentation are more advanced than animals without segmentation.
Humans are simply a step further along on the evolutionary ladder than crocodilia is. This is really not a hard concept to understand.
All day ereday
goddess is too overpowered, devs pls nerf
I choose warrior valkyrie
2. the payoffs worth it
We better not get a godzillagator from the deeps or something like that.
4. Love me some clingy girls
He breast size is inconsistent, but she's usually pretty big. Your scale is just fucked by having Cerea and Tio bouncing around
>comfy cloud while cuddling and holding hands.
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I take it someone should watch Ah! My Goddess.
Dude gets a norse goddess to live with him.
And he "fights" a hot Team Rocket devil who is so shit at stealing souls that she gets really cute.
3. We need to at least call Daguradad and let him know what's up.
Either adventure with Valkyrie or ara ara Goddess. Probably adventure, eternal marriage would get boring.
Saying species go extinct because of others is a gross oversimplifation of the real picture (sure there is outcompetition but that rather produces a dynamic balance, not changing all that sudden like the human effect does), and most went exctinct during major planet-wide events related to extraterrestrial or geological phenomena.
Plenty of species killed out eachother. Megalodon is predicted to have hunted all its normal prey to death and then hunted eachother to death for example.
I'm crying crocodile tears over it.
Deciding to follow Sonia's advice you climb the tree with Boar on Back and begin the long trek back with the extra baggage. As you make your way back you decide to see if you could find one of those fruit Sonia gave you could show it in the city remembering that you can make money off any new flora and fauna. After finding one on a large tree's top you shimmy down and continue your trek back. You don't find any light for a long time but finally you see the orange of a setting sun, you've been gone all day it seems, but more to note the sign of light meant it came through the trees again, meaning you could finally come down off the tree branches.
You leap down, legs feeling like jello from leaping across the tree. As you landed you suddenly hear a scream. It was a Goblin, begin rung to a red paste by what seemed to be a humungous snake. You see now why you were warned, the massive tail sink into the darkness after the red dust that was the Goblin's flesh and bones adorns it.
After another hour trek you find yourself out of the woods, and the lights of Sorn in view. You meet up with the guard, state you name and sign a paper again that you returned.
The cool night air felt wonderful as you walked into town, your journey for the day done, with one last thing to do
>insinuating that titty monsters are bad
I disagree with you on a personal level and I feel the mangaka does as well since his preferences slip through pretty blatantly.
Whichever can heal me while I tank damage when we purge the world of impurities.
Her name is Kroko, she is loco I said oh no
Well she's a Goddess anon.
Being her partner means having no friends other than angels.
Everyone mortal has no life-span as years become seconds for you.
It's because a centaur is sentient, it can think and speak. It can also consent. It's not disgusting because of that human element. Fucking a horse or something perfectly resembling it on the other hand is disgusting and should be abhorred.
and you are entitled to your opinion, I stand by my claim however.
My sides have left the room to buy some coke.
/out/, AM I?
2, love me some tsundere/dere.
>Cup size is just a number/letter
But yes, you're right, spider isn't my favorite girl so I tend to underestimate her.
It doesnt get any more basic as to how to define bestiality.
I didn't know horses started having human bodies ontop of them.
Where do you find these horses, anon?
>She likes to make love in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing. At night, of course
I don't need more, give me 1.
Man, green goblin must have been the most underappreciated forgotten villain ever.
That guy was so badass, and so fucking great portrayed and the filmmakers just fucking forgot about him afterwards.
Don't try to find them, you are dangerously close to the 3D realm.
Your dad fucked a horse and I don't see you saying anything
Over at professor Frankensteins lab.
If i sew a couple of chicken wings to a corpse, are you then
So any kind of sexual act involving monster girls' animal parts is bestiality?
Hold on a second. If I get a tailjob from a lamia, is it bestiality then since I'm basically fucking a snake?
>>Cup size is just a number/letter
That it is, but she's a big girl as well.
>in a monster girl thread
alright thats where you lost me. if loving monstergirls isn't bestiality, than it sure is stretching the boundary
I wanted to include a Seraphim too but I ran out of word space.
Essentially she was to be a hardcore Goddess fan and the equivalent of a mormon girl in bed in terms of vanilla.
Ya'll niggers talking about that snaka cloaca are in this too, so dont you go hide over there.
Yes, you can take that tentacle out of your ass now.
No, because you were the one who was given birth by said horse.
>Tailjob from a manticore
youre fucking a snake if you slam her snake pussy, so yea probably
That's the logic of centaur haters.
No officer, we don't have any horses with human bodies ontop of them here. Would you like to order some?
Wait, so you're implying your mother gave birth to me.
Hound you like Rachnee?
I've never seen you constantly post about her like you did about Tio, or Cerea.
I mean she's big and you like big.
Almost all of the defined monstergirls have a human vagina somewhere, Setouchi be damned.
Try that but with an anaconda. Boy things got ugly after the trip to the hospital, explaining a broken dick to a doctor
Dont imply that i am the same as you.
Dont even talk to me, you mutant freak.
I'm still incredibly fucking mad that Seraph Eden's H-scene wasn't with her normal, human form.
I mean those tits and those hips dawg, why would you change it to a garden of tentacles?
What the fuck is that doing on the History Channel?
I like all the girls.
Thought freak sucks, ever gone to think do with that?
I think people just get way too hung up about pussies.
If you have that much of a problem with the monster parts, why are you even fapping to monster girls to begin with?
That's how madmen roll
Bestiality is sex with non-homo species. Monster girls would have to be a homo sapien sub-species because they can produce fertile offspring when reproducing with humansWhich is the definition of a species, being able to produce fertile off-spring together.
Thus, it's not bestiality if we go by that train of thought. Considering that the definition of bestiality is for sex with animals that don't belong to our own genus.
Even Lilith and Draco?
But then what's the point of having a monster waifu if you can't love every part of her? We might as well go for human girls instead.
Good anon, enjoy it while you can.
I honestly don't know, I found that gif here.
You take the piping hot coffee in your hands, the cup at least warms you up in the cold night and add some measure of comfort to your bruised body. The vampire girl pats your back before grabbing your wrist. “That’s a good boy, come on we got to meet with your friends.” She leads you away from the front of the hospital and toward one of the parked ambulances. “Friends?” You look at her confused but she doesn’t bat an eyelash “Tssk. You’d think you would at least remember your girlfriend you hot stud.”
She swings open the door and the mass of green scales known as Dagura slithers out and into your arms. “Anon! We got to ride in the white truck!” She plants kisses on your cheek, even with her bruises she is happy as can be, rubbing her nose against yours. “We should do that again!” You laugh to yourself while she details all the fun stuff they did.
“Get a room you two, there’s still shit that needs to be done.” The vampire girl pops up between the two of you with the wolfgirl held in her arms. “Where’d you guys get one of these, they’re cute.” She strokes the wolfgirl’s hair who in turn licks the vampire’s arm with a happy whimper.
“Huh? What you mean?” Dagura lets go of you to slither up to the pale girl who flicks some hair out her way. “I mean you guys have to sign off on a ton of shit.” She walks back to the hospital and you follow suit, Dagura holding your hand all the while and the wolfgirl biting on to Dagura’s tail being dragged along the pavement.
Would that really feel that good?
So dolphins do bestiality by raping humans?
He's not a madmen, he's a fucking fapblock.
Just like that fucker Xelvy
>draw a monstergirl with a top-tier ass
>hit surrender with the speed of Gods.
>"lol no you get to fuck this worm"
The vampire finally comes to a stop at the hospital café, a grimy place with white lights where a few hospital attendants go to nap on their off hours. The only people whose eyes don’t droop like a pudding mix is your group and the Vampire’s. She produces a packet of papers which she throws onto the table with a thump.
“What is it? I already have pages at home for my crayons.” Dagura pouts while taking a seat next to the Vampire who chuckles slightly. “No silly, it’s a special page that you write your name on.” She pats Dagura’s head which causes her to close her eyes and giggle. “What exactly does it mean?” You interrupt their bonding as you sit down next to Dagura. The vampire turns to you with mischievous eyes. “Exactly what I said, insurance papers and all that shit , you know?” You nod while not really understanding what it means
“I just need you and your cute girlfriend to sign here, here and here.” She flips up through a set of pages while Dagura blushes intensely before leaning on your shoulder and holding her hand up to your ear. “D-Did she call me cute?” The vampire looks at the spectacle confused before you tell her not to worry about it.
You settle back into your seat as the vampire girl drones on about a series of agreements and different hospital policies, basically giving you a rundown on economy 101. You catch bits and understand some parts but the majority makes no sense to you. Dagura meanwhile isn’t even paying attention. Her focus is entirely dedicated to drawing a picture of you and her holding hands on a napkin, her tongue sticking out in frustration and beads of sweat forming on her brow as she grasps the delicate pen in her claw.
“Got that?” You snap back to the vampire girl holding up the papers as she offers you a pen to sign. You decide to…
also if custom just tell me what you think.
Bestiality is a term invented for humans that have sex with animals, so i guess that would also be bestiality. Even if it was rape.
It wouldn't be zoophilia though.
If you aint putting you dick in a human, you aint putting it right.
If thats too hard to understand, then you can go jerk off to furryporn.
Since you like people fucking animals that somehow looks like humans despite merely being anthropomorphic animals as opposed to humans with added animalistic appendages that doesnt significantly change the bodys appearance so such a degree.
Even lamias look like the body follows the human shape, although goes further than say harpies or beegirls or that scylla girl in St Musu Academy who still look human.
Well some of his stuff is pretty cool and pleasantly surprising.
They don't think of it as a rape, they'd just read too many human girls manga and think that humans are constantly horny and wants to have sex with them. They're just trying to help.
>Picture not related
Cant really label a man who was raped.
Besides being a pussy.
i learn so much in these threads
Imagine your dick being caressed by hundreds of tongues from every angle imaginable
At least Lamiaroid and Chimera Bug were hot.
No, I meant that then by the logic in >>102268086 the dolphins would be bestialityfags
They would probably be labeled as a "Animalus Sapiens", not Homo.
That sounds too intense to be enjoyable.
>Not liking handjobs
You decide to head to the Mayor's office, after dropping off the boar at your place you carried it long enough, with the odd fruit in hand. As you make your way to the office you are met with the guards in front. They ask you to state your buisness, and tell them you wish to talk with the mayor about a patent for something. They look at each other and one goes in. Out comes the guard followed by Ms. Nein, the catgirl secretary. "Well this is a surprise, they guards said someone brought something to Patent here, didn't know it would be you, you're quick to find work aren't you? Come now, I'll take you to the Mayor."
You follow the secretary inside, mostly noting her sway of her cat but going in tandum with her tail. "Word gets around fast, you've been making a bit of a name around town you know, bandit raids, selling to Noblemen sons and selling our Captain of the Guard some weapons"
You follow silently as you are taken to the Mayor's office. "Ah come in lad I hear you got something for us!"
"Indeed I do." You take out the fruit and place it on his desk.
"Mh Yes never seen this before, Miss Nein!"
"She's already on her way."
Just then Lowla came in "You wished to see me Mr. Mayor."
"Ah Lowla yes, we need you to check to see if this is in the books." The Mayor asked showing the fruit.
Checking her book and looking over the fruit the room goes quiet for a bit before she closes the book. "Nope, nothing we've got in our records Hoo."
"Well lad looks like you're quite the success story, just one week and already you found this city something new. Well done. Now just sign these papers and the gold will be delivered to you in the morning, we'll of course need this fruit to look into growing it."
You sign the papers and shake the Mayor's hand. "Miss Nein please see him out. Lowla please stay here and put this in the records."
You are escorted out by Miss Nein who seems a bit less, stern than before.
"So, are you doing something this evening?"
Again, it's a term we humans made up to define humans that have sex with animals.
It doesn't apply to animals. The entire thing would be bestiality but no the dolphin wouldn't be comitting bestiality because again, it's sex with a non-human species. The dolphin would be having sex WITH human species.
Anon if you don't understand anything about taxonomy you should just shut your whore mouth.
>dat crab girl
>mfw you meet her twice
Someone has to.
You forgot Kii.
Why are you even here?
Go back to your containment thread with your 3dpd.
Would help if I actually made the poll before copy pasting
That doesnt look like a paladin.
Considering the bullshit you pull to make wanting to fuck a horse a socially acceptable act, its the same.
Paladin that worships a Dark God. Like Illias
And she made you a father the second time too!
>being this much of a pleb
I bet you only like succubi and kitsunes.
He might have meant the Knightroid, that shit was hot as hell.
Anon, we work with a binominal taxonomic system in this world of ours.
Binominal means two names.
The first name, in this case homo refers to the genus, homo.
Sapiens is the species name.
If we were capable of breeding we would be the same species and as such they would HAVE to be a sub-species of homo sapiens which would make them
Homo Sapiens Animalia
>talking about socially acceptable acts in a monster girl thread
For such lowtier scum, i bet elves
>I can't argue against you, so you're just wrong because i'm wrong
Great argument buddy, also who the fuck cares about socially acceptable.
Incest is fucking hot for example, i want to be the shota in a /ss/ scenario with a centaur mother.
Meant to be scary not sexy in the end
>Talking about socially acceptable acts on 4chan
I like Draco too, she's cute.
I want to put her in a pretty dress and hug her.
>talking about socially acceptable acts at all
What are you, some kind of effeminate girl?
Woah man, we already know you are fucking sick and need medical attention.
You dont need to ride it all the way home just yet.
I actually do like elves.
>shota in a /ss/ scenario with a centaur mother
She wouldn't even feel you
>and the equivalent of a mormon girl in bed in terms of vanilla.
Sooo... pretty lewd but doesn't know jack-shit? Because that's been my experience with them.
>You dont need to ride it all the way home just yet.
I would like to ride a centaur yeah.
Doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking faggot for caring about what is socially acceptable.
So I just caught up on Trucker Manticore and I just have to say
>there are people going down the Clare route
Thou must be jesting.
Really hip and edgy there son.
There's a /ss/ doujin with a unicorn. It's hot.
>What are you, some kind of effeminate girl?
No, I just don't find being insulted by the people whose lives I was meant to save to be very hot.
Is there room for me to post soviet fluffy or do shall I wait?
Is it by nezumi?
Sad policecar link?
No, really, I do.
I don't mention them much since it always leads to bad things, though.
Like most likely the following reply.
Wow sorry i was thinking about a shota story with a medusa.
The unicorn one was futa.
I think that you should wait to the next one. This thread is "near" to end.
If it's a /ss/ deal, she's after the thrill of pleasing him. Anything after he is spent is all the more for her.
>My... my arm?
>Yes. Just be gentle with me.
>I don't mention them much since it always leads to bad things
Like more elves?
Would you like to buy one?
The one that looked like shinka and tamako right? That one was pretty good
I like tentacle gardens
the Iron Maidens were my favourite enemies
Not my cake.
still working on this?
Could they play with madness?
Alright we'll go with that. The more I stall the more I can write in advance so that I don't run out of story and spend long minutes wracking my brain for something interesting to have happen
3. No regrets.
>plebs voting for the bitchy secretary
It was just a pick-your-favourite-girl.
I've been thinking of writefagging a story about a guy and a Valkyrie, though.
I'd have to put on hold my elf one, though.
Why is snake hair so cute?
Meant to say yes to this >>102269044
"Nope, do you?"
She takes you and pulls you close. "Even tame a wild cat before?"
"I've tamed something today, not a cat."
She calls for a taxi to her place. "Well?"
"Seems a bit odd you offering me a ride to your house after last time we met."
"Well, let's just say you've becoming interesting to me." You sigh and climb onto the carriage.
As you make your way there she takes off her glasses and takes some pins out of her hair letting it down. Once you get there you see the house is quite small, she offers you inside. "Well, come on in." You follow her inside as she lights the lamp.
"Well than, do you want some dinner, or the show?"
(It Has to Be This Way Anon)
Monster Musume Paradise Volume 3 was such a good fap
still vote 2, Valkyrie is love
Why are you trying to prolong it if you can't think of anything else to continue the story
Could she give you a hairjob?
Because the story needs to have an actual ending and I keep closing on some kind of segue into another chapter. I've got the vague outline of what to have happen and I may manage to put a tail on it with this chapter
give the pendant as a gift
You know what you should get for her car?
A windshield viper
Anon that was awful but I laughed
Im doing my part.
"actually, maybe you can explain this to me." You reach into your pocket and pull out the Cat Pendant from the Goblin brothers, she gasps
"Where did you get that!?" Her voice is nowhere near stern now, it's like a young girl, nothing like before.
She grasped in between her hands. "I beat up a pair of Goblins who stole it."
"T-this is my pendant. The last thing I had of my mother."
She stuck her thumb claw into it, which opened it, showing a woman with a kitten girl little of seven.
"I thought I lost it in that raid those Goblins had when I came here a year ago. I tried everything I could to find it..."
"I figured there was something up about it, course if you were a bit nicer to me when I came here I would have given it back right away."
"S-sorry. It's just." She sat you down and sat on the arm part.
"Look here, that's me." She pointed to the smallest kitten in the litter.
"My mother was always poor, and my father died a year after we were born to feed for us. My mother gave herself up to us, nursed all seven of us, me escially because I was so tiny. My mother lost ten to twenty pounds each year, it tore me up seeing her become a skeleton..."
"That's why I was...a bit cruel to you, I needed to find someone who had money, I didn't want that kind of feeling to happen to my litter, I needed someone who could help me from wasting away so my children didn't have to see their mother die young."
"I see, now that I'm started to become something..."
"Yes...I-I'm sorry. Y-you can go. I should know better than to use someone for money."
[X] Put her out of her misery.
>my father died a year after we were born to feed for us
As in cannibalism..?
She shouldn't even be worrying about money if she's the mayor's aide right now should she?
yfw darling is uncircumcised
As any proper man ought to be.
>cutting off a part of your dick
Jew, get out.
I cant imagine that would feel much better.
>Complaining about that
>Not complaining about Mangafox
What happened, /a/?
There was enough to make a coat...
Not everyone can be as autistic as you.
Penises are more important.
>not being beautifully cut
>having skin hide your glans
>no one wants to peal your gross ass foreskin
a cut cock is a beautiful cock
Or only just a necklace.
Because giving a shit about how people read the manga is only less gay than thinking about what other people do with their dicks.
>No disgusting cock gunk
How about i cut off your cock, you barbaric heathen?
>She likes to make love in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing
lets just kill the thread before this gets worse
Yeah, we really need to snake out of this.
(Actually I meant to imply he died overworking, also you have to imagine feeding for at least 6 kids, that ain't cheap)
"Well hold on, you offered me in, I think I'm allowed to stay at least one night."
"Really, I mean you don't have to..." You place your arms on her sleeves.
"Well that's true. I guess, just for...to...night." She looks deeply into your eyes leaning in, you lean in too and your lips lock. Slowly sliding her coat off, revealing a special bra holding not just her noticeable chest, but two pair of smaller breasts.
"I hope you're not weirded out." She said as you looked at them.
"I just have some extra holding spots." You kiss the nape of her neck and undo the bra before putting her on the couch.
She wraps her skinny tail around your waist and uses it to slowly take off your pants.
"Well now, Miss Nein..."
"Please, call me Tabitha."
"Tabitha it is." You kiss her running your hand through her hands rubbing her cat ears before making content.
"Nyaaaaaa." She gasps as you start gaining momentum. You start to fondle her breasts, both big and small as she keeps up with the Nyas. As you gain a good fast past you hear her gasping each and every thrust. "OH, ANON, PLEASE! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A LION GIRL."
After a good 36 minutes you finally climaxed with a loud 'NYA' as you kiss Tabitha once more. You feel her purring in your embrace.
You fall asleep, no longer a virgin.
As the morning sun sneaks in you wake up, on the floor with Tabitha on top still purring, but asleep.
Based kit soviet next thread.
GTFO, Cenobite scum!
“Can you run that by me one more time?” You lean forward and the vampire girl groans at your lack of understanding. “C’mon how much of an idiot can you be? I bet Dagura already knows what to do.” The mention of her name causes the dragon to look up from her drawing toward the two of you. “Right Dagura?” The vampire girl smile playfully and the wurm nods her head while putting on a brave face. “O-Of course, Dagura knows what to do!” She gives you a thumbs up and the vampire rewards her loyalty with a head rub “That’s a good Dagura, I knew I could trust you!” Dagura doesn’t resist the affection, instead giggling and shaking her head cheerfully.
“See, I told you.” The vampire girl folds her arms triumphantly before handing the papers to you. “C’mon Dagura, I’ve got a tv set up upstairs with a funstation 3 with battlekappa ready. You feel like playing?” Dagura’s eyes shine like candles as she shakes her claws in excitement, she turns to you with a pleading expression while grabbing your hands. “C-Can I Anon?!” You tell her its fine but she seems insistent for no reason. “Is Anon sure he won’t be lonely?” She bites her teeth hard enough for blood to drip down her cheek but she doesn’t notice.
“I already told you, you can go if you want to.” You take your finger and wipe away the blood before she sees it. She happily grabs you in her arms and plants kisses all over your face While thanking you. Its only when the vampire girl calls out to her from the open hallway that she actually stands up to go join her. “Bye Anon! Take care of doggy!” She waves her claws before disappearing
You sigh and take a sip of your coffee, it wasn’t easy getting her to understand but she was a good girl. That much was something that you were certain of. The sound of machines and the shuffling of feet outside serve as a lullaby to which you slowly go to sleep, the warm breath of the wolfgirl on your face as you do.
Hisss-terical, wasnt it?
>Tabitha the tabby
So, how would you break Miia and the others?
Darling is optional
>And every Friday, even when you're old and gray, you take your Nina for a ride.
>Love Nina END
I have never oozed out so much pre-cum, and my heart has never hurt this much ever. Good job anon. I'll never have a Centaur wife. ;________________;
Just wait for the vengeance path.
Lowla the Owl Girl
Olga the Half Oni
SONia the Monkey Queen.
It's been there the whole time
Also Nein is Feline but with and N
Cyoanon here, I'm going to stop for now. I'm sorry for doing such a small update and the low quality.
Wait what? Why?
You know cyoanon, you really should just ignore the guy telling you to use the strawpoll. No one actually minds it (complaints about clutter and the rate at which it fills up a thread are rather dumb when you take the time to think about it) and it's rather inflexible in regards to making a custom suggestion.
I think he just misunderstod you.
Tabitha is going to go full yan
Calling it now
this guys got a point.
cyoanon is considerate unlike the other cyoa going on.
>the rate at which it fills up a thread are rather dumb when you take the time to think about it
Bait but I'll bite.
You can't honestly tell me that tens upon twenty or thirty posts of nothing but >1 or >3 isn't just shitposting. Those posts could have gone towards actual thread content. Like we ever have any of that
Why dont you asshats just fuck off to Gaia already?
>Those posts could have gone towards actual thread content.
Because the Internet will fill up and it's not possible for us to just make a new thread
>Those posts could have gone towards actual thread content.
How could those posts have taken away thread content?
Of course, there's no point talking to you about it, going by your comment at the end.
That's why I suggested strawpoll or anonquest. Cyoanon was kind enough but the other faggot just keeps going. Isn't it kind of tiring to have 5+ threads a day?
>"Now see here..."
Darling is so classy.
We can make as many threads as we want.
Isn't this like, furry except the characters are drawn to resemble anime characters to some degree?
Is she hairy too or just normal catgirl after that?
You should understand that it's only the people who don't actually like these stories that are telling you to use the strawpoll. Really, it's not an inconvenience at all and they're just lodging the same complaints over and over again.
>Isn't it kind of tiring to have 5+ threads a day?
How is it tiring?
Don't bite the bait, anon.
Not it's not those people. I love all of these damn cyoas. It's just tiring to see half the thread dedicated to 1's 2's and 3's. We'll have decent discussion and pics until a cyoa shows up. Then it's all broken.
It's fucking annoying to have to go to foolz and track down what was missed. It seemed like we were maybe doing 2-3 a day.
Why don't writfags use anonkun?
How is it all broken?
The only reason I like seeing the votes here is to see what other anons are thinking of the choice they make.
Did someone say mutant hunting time?
That's not a nice thing to say to higher beings.
anonkun is /u/boats/rape/cancer.
Aren't you a bit obsessive compulsive?
Don't respond to these people.
As Tabitha purrs you nudge her slightly. "Hey, Tabitha. Get up."
"Mrrr?" She slowly opens her eyes. She sees you under her and gets up.
"Oh dear!? What time is it!?"
"Still early morning."
"I need to prepare the Mayor's Coffee, sort out some Paper Work and..." You close her mouth.
"How about some breakfast first."
"...That sounds nice." She said getting up and putting her bra back on.
You put your clothes back on as well, as Tabitha quickly makes some breakfast, you decide to help out.
"Oh and about last night..."
"Don't worry, Secret's between us." You replied.
"No I just...nothing." She serves you some bacon, eggs, half and orange and milk, served in a saucer.
She sat across from you. "So what's between you and Olga."
"You know here?"
"We, drink together sometimes."
Well...we're mostly just friends at this point. But I also made her a promise to help her become a Full Oni."
"She tell you that? I'm jealous. So be honest, who do you think is better, me or her? I won't be mad."
It's soo much easier using anonquest. It's easier to provide input and for the author as well.
maybe if people posted a monstergirl with their vote?
Yeah it's kind of annoying having to track down which cyoa was which when you miss something. I have like 50 fucking pastebins up just in case.
Put a saddle on Cerea, ride her until she cannot any more?
Once she says she cannot travel anymore, let her lay down to rest. Walk up to her face, carress her head as you adjust it to where you can see her eyes. Her face flushed from riding all day, sweat beading down.
You lean into her, whisper into her ear... 'now who is your master?'
She mutters a soft 'you are.'
After she admits this you remove the saddle, lead her to a secluded spring and then treat her to a nice evening under the stars.
Even being refreshed from the spring, she still is weary from being rode for so long. She asks why did you do this to her.
I wanted to see how far you'd go for love.
Yup and that why you should leave these threads and never come back,
Were you going to quote someone else, or...?
Regardless, people have already stated why they hate anonkun. Do you frequent it? It's fine if you don't get why there's hate for it, but just know that, that's what's preventing people from using it.
ooo nice touch guilting her so she wont get mad at the mistreatment my sadism is acting up, im rock hard now
Out of all the scenes in MGQ, her's creeps me out the most.
How is it annoying? I don't see how difficult it'd be, especially if the writefag links their posts together. The problem starts when writefags don't namefag.
The thing is, I really enjoy it when an anon replies to my stories with a comment or feedback or something as simple as a reaction image with a greentext. Strawpoll is undeniably more efficient but it really takes away from the personal side of things and to be honest that's the entire reason I write. I enjoy writing because I like talking with you guys and reading the other stories as well.
I don't blame anons for wanting me and the other writers to use Strawpoll, they are entirely correct for wanting the thread to be filled with actual people talking instead of numbers and at the end of the day I have no right to take that away from them just because I'm an attentionwhore. I'm truly sorry if my stories are causing you to enjoy these threads less because the reason I write is so that others can enjoy the thread more.
No she just has cat ears, tail, claws and extra breasts. also she has 6 breasts no 4
I never experienced it, what was so creepy?
If you actually wanted to be considerate, you should namefag to make your posts easier to find.
I usually have 3 or so stories up on anonkun. It seems to be better than here. Bob's story there was a blast. The only problem I see typically is lack of a response timer.
But that is a Kumiho, not wolfgirl.
I'll stay to shitpost and ruin discussion since I don't think that belongs here. Hell, is MLP doujin ok here too now? I don't get it, ~2 years ago when I was here MGC was all we had but what's with all the goddamn general threads? Especially furry masquerading as /a/ related material?
No love involved.
She is pure machine.
Damnit sir you don't take away from this all the damn numbers do. I just don't see why people hate anonkun so much. You get your feedback and can still control what you want.
Jesus you guys have the backbone of a wet noodle. Going from oni to monkey to catgirl
Your stories and the replies make me enjoy the threads more, please don't listen to the haters.
People are just afraid of the Bourbon and that's why they avoid anonkun.
That's pretty much why it creeped me out
How does a rock have a vagina.
Is there a paste bin for this?
How do you know?
Dont forget the holosraius
We're looking for the perfect girl, and I think we've found her.
Oh that's pretty tame compared to the egg abomination or mint berry crunch.
I beat her first try
because it is /a/ related.
There is multiple Mangas and even some Animes of it.
Well that's why everyone ignores Bourbon.
>Bob's story there was a blast.
Well, many anons here and Bob himself disagreed on that. It's impossible to tell if we just picked up people from that site or if the interface made people act more retarded, but because of that, the story suffered. It's generally agreed that Bob's ryu story was...not that good.
Also kind of a critique, you should try fleshing out the characters a bit more, in the span of two days we've met two new girls already, wolf and then vampire the next day. And just because you add them in you don't have to make them love interests they can just be friends, I don't want to break no more hearts. Sort of like the lamilf one, it was pretty long but you kept it interesting with just anon and his lamia gf.
I still have nightmares about the angel fruit and now I have trouble eating pomegranite without flashbacks
On the one hand, you're an attention whore.
On the other hand, I like the CYOAs in the thread too, so you're an acceptable attention whore.
I'll meet in the middle by including pics in my votes from now on.
>Especially furry masquerading as /a/ related material?
Hm? What furries?
>sticks you into cooch like some semen battery
that shit cracked me up
>How do you know?
League of Lesbians.
She is second champ in alphabets, Ahri.
Kumiho who eats souls instead of livers and is guiltripping herself for it.
No, sorry. I probably should have though.
I never once said there was no harem end
We still have a Dragon Goddess you know
Olga saved our life
What have the other candidates done?
Bourbon is the biggest shitposter on anonkun, stop spamming the chat with your retarded pictures
Eh I had fun. I thought the story was fun. Honestly Bob was not clear on A LOT of stuff. All in all it was a good ride to me.
Are we talking spinoff or canon? Because I've been looking at these kan colle threads too and the only thing that tethers that slew of off-topic discussion is a couple non-canon mangas that are always mentioned in the OP which degrades into image dumping and discussion of the actual game. I apologize if I'm misunderstanding monstergirl, but what about all this other shit I missed out on, what the fuck happened here?
Cow girl kept our shit safe while we punched some Goblins
Monkey Girl gave us food and money for saving her
and Cat Girl just took our virginity
Are you verd, that would explain why you would've had fun
Then take into account that a lot of us did not think it was "a good ride". That's reason enough to not use anonkun.
Bourbon a shit.
He is useful in nuking all the kids out.
He is the gatekeeper.
No I am not that proxy fucking cunt.
So theoretically we get a MG manga anime adaptation or an original series. Hold your laughter I said theoretically What studio would best be suited for animating it. My vote is for Xebec and their delicious health.
We had hot sex with cat girl, path locked in.
So you had one bad experience? Have you read Thousandpath or any of the others work and participated? It's civil.
What even happened? I wasn't there, but I heard something about a proxy?
Doctor Hitomi's infirmary
Scattered in various other works
EVERYONE STILL LIKES LEVIA-TAN MOST, RIGHT?
Honestly I made that shit up to rile up Verd and all the other anon followed suit. Someone seemed to have used a proxy but I placed the blame on Verd.
That's with Bob's adventure. Other anonkun adventures? There's a reason why people told Bob not to use anonkun before he tried it for the first time. It's gotten a reputation.
Can you imagine the backlash if we got a popular monster girl anime.
Tumblr would explode from "sexualizing women".
X-bec or Trigger for shits and giggles
Hah. Mob mentality.
Nah, they'd be to busy talking about how racist terraformars is
>Feminist or social justice tears
You forgot Imawabi no Best Tongue
Don't forget 12Beast.
These threads have corrupted me too much.
You are saying my stories are civil?!
You clearly were not there before christmas when Kitsune and Apophis were big.
I don't understand. So you have not participated in any other anonquests? Well that would explain things.
So now everytime Verd speaks up I call hijm a proxy bastard and fun is had.
I want to get teased by lamia sisters while I explore ruins
Is it true that Terraformers is getting an anime?
>I don't understand. So you have not participated in any other anonquests? Well that would explain things.
Er, no. Opposite of that.
I am getting too sleepy.
>Average intelligence of murderhobos
Yes, prepare for waifu killing: the anime
No way this reflects on anonkun. The monster girl section on anonkun is one of the biggest on there and bob was the only one who had that happen to him. The way that you write and interact with the community shapes the way that your community responds to you. Use the cross out liberally and communicate your desires, your genre, the type of story you're writing to your audience clearly and it wouldn't be a problem.
He might just have had a bad encounter.
I actually don't mean for wolfgirl or vamp to be love interest, we're already in a committed relationship with retardwurm so they're pretty much just there for added characters and to flesh them out as time goes on.
>Running from them
Either they eat people in that setting or he's KING GAY
hate it when people don't use trips. yeah to me it seemed fine. Now I haven't been on anonkun in like three days but for the most part people weren't spamming chats with pics and spamming stupid options.
Pretty much what I said above. Maybe I missed out on all the stupidity. It's at least better than drmyth and his lying ass. Don't think he ever finished his damn furniture story.
Well your stories aren't really a good indicator for how anonkun is. You only seem to get 10> votes half the time for your stuff.
You can tell us that however much you want, but there are enough people here with bad experiences on anonkun to not want to go back there. So whenever you try to peddle it around, don't be surprised when people tell you that they don't want any of what you're selling.
He did, as I mentioned it was Bob's first time and he was not clear on what to do, the way the story was meant to progress. He allowed a lot of things. Half the time we thought we saw something but we didn't know we could be so open ended in our questions.
Not really from 'sexualizing' as much as 'making monsters', even though exposure for this shit goes back to The Little Mermaid and mythology before sexual implications.
>Tumblr in charge of basic logic anyway.
Though just make at least one Sonico levels of chubby and it'll seen as some pro-fat "normal women" championing title.
This was a big problem of the chat. Mob mentality meant that when someone shat up the chat with his own panic, lots of other sheeple got infected with it too.
Since we're autosaging and not even talking about anything thread related guess I'll ask.
How has bulletf/a/ce been doing?
We get it. You like anonkun. What YOU should get is that there are people here who don't and have legitimate reasons for why they feel the way that they do.
>SHIT I *gotta* get those strawberries to sell for GOLD
Imagine if there was a sweepstakes where there was a chance for you and your MG waifu to make a cameo with a few lines. How bad would /a/ shit its pants?
>hate it when people don't use trips
Why I don't use trips is a long story.
I was the final catalyst in the war against tripfags over three months ago. I was too lazy to take off my trip when posting normally, so many feathers were ruffled and for good reason. Of course, the war eventually snowballed into continuous shitposting about how obnoxious three people found everything. Sometimes... sometimes I feel like what I did that october and november caused our current condition.
Been wondering about that too
The fact that you feel the need to soapbox about it says a bit about the mentality behind people who namefag (or, what, did you really mean tripfag?) for no reason.
I think the MG community here is fairly small comparatively.
Olympic swimming pools of it
Ha well I have no idea who you are. AS long as you can still face yourself in the mirror everything is good. I just use trips to recognize who writes what. Not what they want to shitpost and what not.
>Er, no. Opposite of that.
Some specifics that would support your thesis?
I'm not even the same person by the way. But what happens on anonkun is that because of the chat people feel more intimate or casual so they feel more leeway to joke around. I'm not saying your reasons are not legitimate just saying how bob can solve it and why other people don't run into the same problem despite using the same thing.
Look back in the golden days!
I had easily 20 votes per poll.
Sometimes I wish I could go back to my glory days.
The fact that I write while eagleland sleeps does not help either.
yeah..learn to change your sleep patterns and work schedule.
We only have around 30-35people in this thread at peak
I want a monster girl to make me lasagna
It takes a real woman to make some just for her lover
Remember when these threads were about manga?
Hard to change my sleep when I live on the other side of the world.
Damn shame really.
Would travel the seas with my embarrassingly low language skills for one.
You can do it, take melatonin and get a job working at night.
>Some specifics that would support your thesis?
Question, are you asking him to list down examples of quests?
Whats a manga?
What if he has a monstergirl waifu waiting for him back home so he doesn't want to fuck every random slut your waifu, who he meets.
Jokes on you I only came to these threads around xmas when it was only greentexts and stories
Same here, but for Cerea or Tio.
And I will need to attend to it for next 4 years at least.
Have to learn how to become programmer.
Writefagging wont feed ya. Anonkun ain't twitch
Ok then...I guess I'll never get a chance to fully read one of your stories...I wish I was brave enough to shoot myself...
>Have to learn how to become programmer.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN WITH THAT
You fucking cunt, you can only have one.
>echo "ur a faget"
All you'll ever need, anon
cout << "Programming blows dick" << endl;
}while(Living == true);
Well they are just sitting there for anyone to read.
Especially the Dragon one should be readable later on since it is not full self insert.
The best feeling is when you get headache from thinking too much.
So no word on bulletf/a/ce?
I tend to wait till they are finished. That way I don't have to go through countless pages and all the bullshit.
You say one... I see... like three.
>Writefagging wont feed ya.
Heh, well, okay, not CYOA second-person ad hoc on anonkun. No.
Well the Apophis and Kitsune have main stories complete.
And Maze has multiple stories complete.
Maybe getting with his imouto was so great he left these threads for good. I want to beleive
Ok so which pastebin do I need to bring up to read them?
It is just training, I swear!
I hope so.
I know it's satan but I would rather not clutter up the thread.
Thanks, will be my after dinner read.
> -17 followers
I am just that bad of a dude.
So which girl needs appreciation next?
Polt lovers have been a bit silent.
I wont try with Mero. It's useless. You all hate her anyway.
>they get fucked by bulls everyday
I don't evem
Zombina needs a little love
Of course they do, have to have children.
Just picture them bent over as they get rammed by a superior minotaur penis as they laugh at your tiny human dick, and the bull then cums deep inside them and they all go ahegao while laughing at you.
>implying they're not all scrambling to find a boytoy
>You all hate her anyway.
She tasted pretty good to me...
I actually found myself liking ntrfish more as time went by, no Idea why.
Probably because she's starting to dislike getting NTR'd.
Cerea needs all the loving.
How does it feel that even if Minotaurus women were real they'd never want you, Hound?
All this hate for monster boys. When will we realize that you need to have competition for these things to mean anything?
You guys need to decide swift, our time is nearing it's end
Guess you don't know what Hound is packing.
About the same way it does with regular women.
Cerea all day everyday. Maybe getting her some carrot cake when I come from work.
Don't you know?
We're here forever.
New thread, guys.