Who is your waifu and what does she do?
Leader of humanities rebellion against an alien threat.
Also has mommy issues.
that's sad to hear, anon.
She trains and lusts over half-elves.
your waifu makes my penis feel funny, OP.
Well she is from a hentai.
Her name is Shirayuki Mizore, and she's the coolest stalker.
She's just one badass motherfucker who doesn't take your shit, she's also a courier
She is a gardener, but I've never seen her do that
Her name is Satou Lilly, she drinks tea and aspires to teach English.
She's a dick warrior.
She helped saved humanity.
Mai waifu? Himitsu desu! I can tell you only that I love her more than any other anon in this thread loves his waifu.
When she's not riding her brother's cock...Well, I guess there isn't much else she does. Sometimes she watches porn.
my waifu is also a professional stalker.
WOOO DOGGY WOOO DOGGY
She is part of a world wide radio telepathy network.
She kills (?) zombies, brandishes a katana and kicks ass. And the phonetics in her name might tell you a little about her personallity.
Her name is Nero and she is an artist and an emperor.
>Revy putting on slut tier shorts.jpg
She fights stuff and has a gigantic apetite, as well as a lazy disposition.
I like saber too, she is one of my waifus.
> one of my waifus.
Here it goes..
Polygamy is wrong Anon-kun!
Everyone knows you got to have a:
step it up /a/.
I have a waifu harem, but they are all clones who are able to share thoughts and memories so really if I just choose one they would all be able to experience being in a relationship with me anyways if she choose to share, so why not enjoy swimming in a sea of girl.
Are your waifu... Tachikomas from GitS?
What about a sluttu?
She commits murder. And probably rape.
This is so wrong.
Something like that.
Thank you Pr8tor.
Does your waifu have a soul?
Yes, it's name is Will.
She is Ran Kotobuki, and she is a Gal
that's a mistress.
She captures lost souls
You're waifu a slut
This >>102271037, this is precisely why I don't post who mai waifu is, there's always some faggot to write that. Always.
Orders around a giant black guy and sometimes turns into a magical girl.
She is a space cop.
Well your waifu is obviously a slut then. Notice how the only waifu singled out in this thread a slut just happened to be a slut?
I mean really you have nothing to worry about, unless of course you're waifu is a slut.
No, mai waifu is not a slut.
Ageless Flame Haze warrior that fights to keep the balance of the world from collapsing.
Ἡρακλῆς is not a nigger.
She reads. A lot.
Sometimes she fucks with the space–time continuum.
Why do you care about what a faggot thinks?
I would rather post her, be glad if there is an anon who shares my liking and ignore the subsequent shitposting than not posting her at all.
Why do you feel a compulsive need to tell everyone who your fucking waifu is?
I don't know, I guess it's the only thing that can rustle my jimmies over the Internet. I'm just hiding my weak point this way.
She runs a temple and promotes peace.
Her name is Eila! She's a lovely witch and her job is to help save earth by killing the aliens called Neurois!
Braises the steaks.
I think she wants to be a cop too.
She whips people back into shape, kind of like a personal trainer
Why do dumbasses like you not understand
We don't care, that's one of the draws of not fucking a loli
My waifu is the most powerful fictional female character in existence.
Don't worry, loli is for people with shit-tier taste and they're aware of it so they attack anyone who doesn't like them
Al a pretty cool girl. Good taste anon.
I know I always dreamed of marrying a pornstar.
Because I am such a freaking psychopath.
If it's okay with you pal. I just don't find a reason to being in a waifu thread if you are not going to, well, post her.
I'm just curious how stronly Anonymous love their waifu and I'm also curious if someone posts her instead of me.
If there was any actual discussion regarding the waifu, I'd participate in it, but so far it's just people posting who is she and what she does, but there's no conversation about anything more related to them.
Is she Amjiu? Frome Medaka Box?
no, must be pic related
My waifu is Mio Akiyama.
She plays bass, sings songs and does cute things.
Now you're shitposting like a normalfag out of spite.
Lolis are special, and most of them are love and great. My waifu especially is top among the best.
Stop namefagging and fuck off from the board if it hurts your feelings so much, newfag
Both of you are complete faggots. It's obviously the one that is always at the top of every powerlevel chart.
>Lolis are special, and most of them are love and great.
No, fuck off. Loli are the same as any other type of girl, there's good ones and shit ones. They don't have a higher ratio you delusinal idiot.
Why are you so mean? I didn't offend you or anything.
She's my imouto who loves me and gives me the best sex possible.
my waifu > your waifu
scientifically proven conjecture
I just love to see all the butthurt a namefag cause on some people.
You must be new here.
Vampire Ninja and housewife
I probably should have call inb4 'newfag' or 'normalfag' or redirections because it's always what you lolifags resort to because you can't justify shit
She makes you're waifus look bad.
Elder God that serves to exist in slaying evil throughout the entire cosmos.
Why are you posting mai waifu?
You seem upset and are trying very hard here. It's like you know its, but don't hate to admit it. No one cares, normalfag. Just go.
Not my waifu, but seriously Al Azif wins this one. pandimensional multiversal level time and reality warper who does not experience causality and who exists simultaneously in every part of every possibility while also not existing at all. The only thing that can destroy her is herself, and she undid that afterwards because she didn't feel like not existing.
She is dead.
Thanks for asking.
A school girl who works part time in a restaurant as a waitress
>You seem upset
Who is she?
>Being militant and in denial
I'm sure you'll fool everyone here.
Did seriously expect a rational argument from the PIDF?
A lot of waifus are dead or have died before, anon. Don't be upset.
And takes care of her brother.
I was showing them how wrong they are.
Al a great girl and you have great taste anon.
Sorry to hear that, anon.
Mai waifu is perfect and eternal. There are only a dozen or so girls that I'd accept to be equal or near Al Azif.
I liked her, but now she seem too.. 3D to me.
Her hair must smell bad.
Fucking worst girl in a series of games filled with worst girls.
Better than that abo slut, the dog.
She is Neferpitou, and she bows to humans while begging them for mercy. She also places the back of her hands, breaks her arm, and offers her other limbs to humans to shoe her lack of malice.
This is not the giant ant cat monster I fell in love with. ;_;
Etheldreda obviously. Didn't you get my dog comment?
I had a feeling, but I was hoping I was wrong.
Come on, bro. Etheldreda is great, a step or two below mai waifu, but still great. I find her love and devotion to her master to be very pure and beautiful in its own way. The manner may be different, butt she's not too different from Al-Azif in that respect.
>And probably rape.
She's a gym leader, pokemon trainer and she stalks a guy that stole her bicycle. Stupid nigger. In the free time she likes sunbathing on the beach.
>Anything other than paint sniff sub-human beggar scum
There is a reason that Nitro+ named her after Crowely's dog. She has all the reasoning and emotional depth of a beaten dog. She is bland, boring, and ugly.
5/10 you got me to respond and made me a little upset.
She's the most innocent girl I know
>reasoning and emotional depth of a beaten dog.
You're exaggerating a lot.
Opinion. She's the reverse of Al-Azif in terms of personality, being kuudere/dandere.
See, now you're just trolling. Even if you don't like her, you can't deny her god tier design.
She's a cup;__;
That just means you can get closer to her heart
Beauty and the beast waifu?
she'll always be in my heart
Also that was the whole point of her personality. Have you not read Demonbane? Every single seen with her in it she acts exactly like a beaten dog.
I was just making a funy.
Watch the scene when her and Origami are alone and tell me she's not a rapist.
She acts like a ghetto version of Beatrix Kiddo.
>tfw I have the least moe character in this thread and possibly all of anime
but clocks can't rape girls
Hating her design means you hate Al-Azif's design for obvious reasons. And that's just wrong.
>that was the whole point of her personality.
She's docile because she chose to be so. She has her own feelings and her own desire too, and we saw that when she and her master drifted away for eternity.
There's no point in debating further since you're adamant on hating her regardless.
Yuuki Asuna, and she plays videogames better then me.
>that broken ass leg
Look at it! That shit is broken.
She sings and plays the bass in a band.
she cooks meat.
>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna
He is a space jew
She has a hard time with life.
Oh man, recently read that manga.
My waifu can evolve into something that's high up the powerlevel chart.
I'd help her cook meat, if you know what I mean.
Yomiko Readman, she works for the British Library and is a voracious reader also notorious for being a bibilomaniac.
You mean ''she can cook your meat pretty good''.
Or ''I'm sure she can grill her meat and make it crispy''.
You're waifu is frumpy and not very attractive, but I would probably get along with her really well since she is such a cool lady.
She's a semen demon.
>She's a semen demon.
that's not OP's girls.
You trying to talk shit about mai waifu?
That's not Riko
She fights for freedom.
>She fights to free cocks from pants
You're waifu a hipster?
nah man we cool. she can have all the semen she wants. im sure there's plenty to go around.
She kicks ass and takes names.
Why are there so many pedophiles in this thread?
It's probably your imagination.
she plays around with fairies and makes sweets
I want to protect that smile...
I want to cum on her shoes.
She's an Idol and she sucks at everything other that singing, acting and other idol stuff.
She's an S class mage.
You can't be a pedophile when you're a little girl.
>... other than* ...
>16 years old
She draws stuff.
Back off, she's mine.
>she sucks at stuff
I wish I could hate you to death. Chihaya a miracle.
She laughs a lot.
She's also rich and the maid outfit fits her really well
I remember her, she really likes smoked cheese, right?
Every thread whyyyy
That was Churuya-san
your waifu is pretty hot.
She saved anime
i don't say that it's a bad thing.
but she really is hopeless at many things.
Shit taste there season. Exactly how many waifus do you have in your harem?
Thank you based matoi.
She can thus improve! You can grow with her! But don't outright say she sucks. You're lucky I'm having difficulty with that whole hating you to death plan.
Best girl who does best girl things
Forgot, my waifu fights lesbians
An aspiring dancer currently working at a fast food burger joint.
Yes she is. Thanks for noticing.
She rows a gondola.
shes a pure innocent fights evil and definitely not into femdom
She looks like she can suck a mean dick.
I am pretty missed off that I can't find my bouquet of faggot flowers transparency I wanted to use.
How can she be your waifu when she's actually mine?
Play the vn
I'd fuck your waifu then show her the pleasure of cumming endlessly
Best waifu in this thread
I have. And she is still the best girl.
Indeed she can.
Endlessly? That sounds like a serious medical condition.
No, he means one of you can have alpha Suzuha and the other can have beta Suzuha.
Another one can have gamma Suzuha.
Another can have 1970's Hashida Suzu.
Another one can have 8-bit Hashida Suzu.
Then you should remember the camping trip.
She is a witch who will do what ever it takes to protect her Husbandeno.
Yeah, I'm an idiot. I am not worthy of having Suzuha as my waifu.
Seasonal plz go
Fuck off Nerd.
So manlet, how many waifus do you have in your harem?
She gets molested.
i don't have a waifu.
if i did, well, she'd be working in her mom's little home diner.
>ignoring true love
Do me a favor. Take a screen shot of your post and make it your background. I want you to think about exactly how long it takes for you to get tired of your flavor of the month and get rid of it.
She's the top Knightmare pilot in the world.
I thought waifu's were just ironic jokes and nobody actually had one, until now. First and only waifu.
In the world? I'm not so sure about that.
No you're wiafu is a joke and you don't actually have one. Stop trying so hard to fit in. This is an anonymous imageboard, no one is going to care that you don't have a waifu.
whatever you say bro
Also a total dork.
Leads revolutions against fascist clothes.
Shes a ninja.
I hope all you seasonal faggots are good and embarrased by your behavior in six months when you are bored with you're "waifu" because her show isn't airing any more.
She's just a wandering house keeper.
>Taking waifus seriously
It started as a joke.
Let it remain a joke.
Shouldn't you be on /co/ with all the other toonami faggots?
I don't think my waifu is a joke. I love her with all my heart. If liking 10032 makes me fucked up, then so be it. I am one fucked up motherfucker. But you know what? Being in love makes you fucked up. It changes the way you think. You see the world differently. Colors are brighter. Happiness actually means something. Whenever I think of holding 10032's hand my stomach tightens up and I want to wrap my arms around the world.
Her name is Mizore Shirayuki.
When not kicking ass, she's a pretty good stalker, though I don't think she necessarily likes the term.
She rules Hell
Has brother problems.
>Liking FLCL makes you /co/
1/10 I acknowledged this b8
It's entry level LOL RANDOM kiddy shit. Go back to MAL with all the other faggots, we only discuss mature anime here.
She is a Love Sniper
Shut the fuck up, newfag, and look at the goddam catalogue. If you want old shit, go to >>>/m/ and don't ever claim to speak for everyone here ever again.
get a load of this hornses ass
I'll do what I want. I am not going to let someone with reddit tier tastes tell me what I can and can't do. Faggots like you don't belong here and need to get the fuck out.
Same goes for you seasonal.
>Seriously not liking FLCL
It's shit. Poorly written, badly animated, LOL RANDOM, shit with a terrible soundtrack.
Who is your waifu, faggot? I bet it's some bland moeblob.
She specializes in assassination.
Waifus are for faggots, why would I have one I don't suck dick like you.
she has really good doujins.
>acting like a retard and fishing for replies is le ebin trollin' right g-guys?
Beats the shit out of everyone
Now I know you're trolling. Had me worried for a bit there.
You can't criticize others' waifus if you don't have one yourself. Go away, your opinions are invalid.
>You can't say faggots are wrong til you have sucked a dick yourself
Waifufag logic ladies and gentleman
Go back to /pol/ or whatever shithole you crawled out of, thanks.
I constantly have this fantasy of saving them from the cult and have them for myself....
I'd mend Reiko's relationship with Ana (through hardcore 3P orgy). Fix Ana's broken mind (With gentle sexing). I'd take Urara out in nice dates and regain her trusts in people (Have gentle sex that escalates into hardcore fucking afterward), I'd also arrange a new teaching gig at a elementary school for her. And let Sasaki be our masochist fuck toy to lessen her guilt in helping that cult leader (But I'd give her moments of gentleness, in which she'd blush and respond with rare vulnerable experssions, because I'm just that nice of a dude).
Fuck, I guess I'm really a white knight in denial.
>HE'S USING LOGIC AND REASON HE NEEDS TO LEAVE BEFORE HE ACTUALLY MAKES ME THINK
Please tell me more.
>irrational hatred and rage = logic and reason
Thanks for the laugh. Now go be retarded elsewhere.
>LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE OR LEAVE THIS IS MY FORUM MINE MINE MINE MINE
She is a Spess Astronaut.
And this is how I know you're a newfag. Seriously, leave before you embarrass yourself further.
her name is Hanako and she likes books
Are you serious? Is this just the female version of TTGL story?
I have been reading the manga since I first saw it appear on my manga site. A little over a year ago. The anime is just icing on the cake you plebian.
This is Naoto.
She solves things.
Ganaha Hibiki is my beautiful wife and she is an idol.
Hey Melan, can you help me a little?
she's a student
I just need you to answer a couple of questions for me. You're Dutch, right? And your native language is Dutch?
My waifu name is Haruka. She's a high school student, but more importantly she's a caretaker and very loyal to the one she loves.
Eh, okay. Yes and yes.
Ninja and part time prostitute
Sorry anon, but they belong to Majima.
And you know moon too? How long did it take you to learn it?
Only a very basic moon, I'm still learning in-between programming and other stuff. But I believe I've learned quite a few things in the last couple of months.
Oh, I always thought you had advanced moon knowledge, with all your filenames being in moon and stuff. Thanks for taking your time answering anyway!
Well, in my somewhat elaborated fantasy plan, it involves killing him and take his place. Then proceed to disband the cult from there.
Yeah, I actually thought that through, I know pathetic that is.
I know enough to understand most dialogues in doujins I guess. But that's about it right now.
>Yeah, I actually thought that through, I know pathetic that is.
you obviously dont like seeing pretty girls in distress.
That's not "very basic" to me.
is this nigga serious
It's kinda basic, I guess?
my waifu is a king
My waifu sells Natto and beats unbeatable opponents with wit.
Alpha is a robot who drives around post apocalyptic Japan on a motorcycle, carrying only a camera, an hk p7, and a bad ass pair of shades.
But I fapped to them all the same. I suppose that is why I felt a bit guilty when it turned out really badly for them in the end.
I like the way you put it, though. Made me feel slightly better about myself...
No need to get angry.
get outta here you cheating bitch
Nothing. She cant even hold a job. What she ends up doing is being condemned to a mental ward spending the rest of her life in confused agony.
She steals stuff.
Oh not much, she was just first officer of the Space Fortress that saved humanity in Space War 1 and then bravely took command of the first colony fleet to carry humanity to the stars.
She hurts people
she eats taters and kills titans and stuff
>Who is your waifu
>and what does she do?
Protects the MC, stabs dudes in the face, provides moral support and has a slammin' ass.
Her name is Tokisaki Kurumi. She is life and she is love. It matters not what she does in the end, as she embodies perfection personified. There are many, many ones out there, but none can match Kurumi, for she is eternal.
Watching Riko get filled to the brim with cum was pretty magical and easy to fap too.
You're dead inside if you honestly don't feel bad for her afterward. All she wanted to do is to save her little sister (Who doesn't even fucking deserve her, btw). She held on the believe that Ana can be saved even after she got turned into cum dumpster like Ana.
she fights forces of light in a quest to release the dark flame dragon
Who is /a/s husbando and what does he do?
>You're dead inside if you honestly don't feel bad for her afterward.
I did feel bad, I hated the toilet brush scene and seeing her get drowned and roughed up that way. I HATED IT. But it's still Riko and it's hard NOT to fap to her. I was totally OK with her and Anna getting banged by Majima in the lab though.
Ana completely seized to be attractive for me when she turned around and abused her sister like she did. She was hawt before, but after that she became such a huge ungrateful jealous bitch my dick won't even get hard on her anymore.
I still wanna white knight her for Riko's sakes, though. Since you know that's what Riko would still want even after Ana's bitchy betrayal.
Go to bed.
I just fapped to a doujin of mai waifu fucking faceless old men and getting mindbroken, then betraying her love interest to favour the old men's cocks instead.
I feel like scum. Sadpanda is the pandora box that should not be opened.
Up until now all i had was very casual faps imagining heartwarming moments with her and purely vanilla, nothing perverted. Now i cant stop thinking about her and the poses she had and the things she said and the way she acted in said doujin.
Learn from my mistake people. This all started because i felt morbid curiosoty.
Thanks for the blog.