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what has anime taught you /a/
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Don't leave things in the fucking fridge.
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Educational anime is the best.
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How to swim properly
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Sometimes, once is enough.
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>>102255377
Anime taught me to be alpha as fuck.
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Anime taught me string theory
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>>102256316
But did you pass you math test?
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>>102256144
What do they become then?
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>>102256316
retard reporting is this right?
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that the power of friendship is more powerful than anything
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>>102255377
I don't have the picture, but i learned how to proper wear stockings and garter-belt.

I'm not even a trap or anything...

Also literally 0 hits for "people die when they are killed". You guys disappoint me.
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>>102256359
yep. I got a master degree so it's true
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>>102256359
/sci/ reporting
It's right
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That I'm living my life incorrectly.
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Anime taught me to not be afraid to ask for help.
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>>102256444
>Master of physics
Ironically, that sounds way more intimidating than Doctor of physics
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I think this image speaks for itself.
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>>102256681

There are many which are not the fun even once you've tried.

Like being the deepthroat so hard that you are vomit.
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>>102256406
I've already drowned in my ideals.
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>>102255377
If I will be timid beta without any distinctive characteristics I will get my own harem lusting after my dick.
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>>102255377
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Not directly anime, but it soon is a valuable life lesson
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>>102257358
The bear knows what's up.
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>>102257772

>Power of love.

Oh, Fran, you silly romantic.
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I learned that TURAN STRONG!
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>>102258932
Mind = blown
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>>102255377
>kamina's_nun-cousin.jpg
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>>102258932
One of the many reasons why I loved SZS.
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>>102259053
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>>102259186
Aoi why are you such a dumbass
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>>102255812
>>102255876
Absolutely hilarious
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>>102256316
proof that Haruna is best girl
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>>102257358
Grizzly was best Shirokuma
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>>102259183
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So much things
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>>102256760
speak for yourself
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>>102259505
TOO REAL
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>>102255377
that Japan is a shitty stupid country
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>>102257479
>In the future
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>>102255806
This so much
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Fun things are fun
people die when they're killed
A sister is a sister, not a lover
>>102255806
A certain shaft meme reference?
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>>102259766
No, the Cowboy Bebop episode with the killer leftovers.
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>>102256236
Except for milk.
Un c'est bien mais deux c'est mieux.
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>>102259505
FUCK
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Thank you based 8man
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>>102255806
I can't even open my fridge anymore because it's full of mold and I just hope that the problem will solve itself somehow.
Should have listened, space cowboy.
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inb4 shitstorm
Please don't reply to the retard
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>>102259990
Kill yourself blogshit.
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2D>3D
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>>102255377
Watching anime while taking Japanese in uni has helped a ton. I've learned general vocab, localized speech (phrases that you wouldn't learn in a book but people still use is what I mean by this), intonation/accents, and how to put people down and add other connotations to your speech in conversations by changing between short and long form and messing around with honorable/humble expressions. As long as you actually make the connections and try to understand what they are saying then watching tv in the language you are learning is a great way to advance your skill level. Of course it doesn't apply to speech practice and don't think I'm trying to say watching anime will teach you Japanese, because it most definitely won't.
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>>102259974
It's stupid. The answer is [x] Rape the maid. It's always the answer. Anime told me so.
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>>102255876
What basis does she have for this claim?
Could we gather a group of people, test it, and follow them?

Could we write an academic report on this?
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>>102260068
No, VNs told you so.
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>>102259505
Shit this just punched a hole in my ego
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>>102260081
Now I want to write a bullshit scientific paper on this with made up statistics just to send to a grant organization to give those people who read 1000+ papers a day a break
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>>102259577

Wow.

I don't know what the say.
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>>102259371
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Adventure is everywhere!
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>>102259840
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>>102259577
People who go out of their way to look down on nerds really have nothing going for them and are incredibly insecure.
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>>102256076
Every time.
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You can achieve everything you ever wanted by screaming really loud.
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>>102260910
Shut up and give me your lunch money, four eyes.
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>>102260068
You would genuflect if you were a gentleman.
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>>102261133
Might be true.

>Diogenes stood outside a brothel, shouting, "A beautiful whore is like poisoned honey! A beautiful whore is like poisoned honey! A beautiful whore . . . ". Men entering the house threw him a coin or two to shut him up. Eventually Diogenes had collected enough money and he too went into the brothel.
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>>102261214
My glasses broke today so I'm not wearing them right now. Your move.
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>>102262295
That's a relief. Now I can stop trying.
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>>102255377

That pic related is an interesting girl, too, and that sometimes even the most obnoxious characters can have hidden positive qualities.
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>>102259462
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That chinese cooking requires high heat.
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>>102255377
>mfw I have an afro and it sucks
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>>102255771
she's right. freedom isn't real. we're corrupted.
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>>102260876
Based 8man
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>>102259242
Has this become trolling or did you miss the part where this is in Japan and the writing is in sunrunes?
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Lolis can do anything.
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>>102268271
oh god i'm dying
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>>102268605
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>>102266930
The Japs know Roman letters.
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>>102268271
oh boy
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>>102268934
If you say so. I do not wonder why she would double-check before bringing the wrong stuff and having to go again while her friend is dying there. I know I would if someone would ask me to get "ching chang chong" and I have to identify some moonrunes.
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>>102269115
I don't know anything about that show, but I know Japanese, and trust me, Roman letters are not the equivalent of 'ching chang chong.' Japanese people know the alphabet.
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>>102256236
>if you're going to post twice, just post once
>if you're going to post twice, just post once
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>>102259637
Imagine British vagina dentata.
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>>102259637
Source?
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The life they lived was the real thing.
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>>102260049
But Japanese natives will wonder why the hell you talk like a 12 year old girl.
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>>102255377
That 2D complex is perfectly normal.
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If you get upset easily, You're a guitarist.
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You're now breathing manually.
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>>102272491
Everytime
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>>102260876
Just because a girl is friendly, it doesn't mean she wants your dick.

If a girl verbally abuses you, though, she wants it. If she calls you an idiot, she's head-over-heels.
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marijuana is even deadlier than rattlesnake venom
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>>102272734
>10x more potent than marijuana

Shit where can I get this?
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Anime has taught me that boys looks cute in skirts.
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>>102272865
I still wonder why she doesn't use that to shave, shit's gross.
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>>102272863
>that fucking doujin
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>>102256760
>Like being the deepthroat so hard that you are vomit.
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Very important.
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>>102272865
Spoiler that shit!

It taught me that my daddy might have taken my dead mommy to make a knife wielding giant cyborg that I can pilot.
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this.
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>>102272865
Ugh, pubic hair is so gross.
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>>102273040
see
>>102273084


thats the fun thing about cliches, there is a counter cliche for each cliche.
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dostedt = why
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>>102273040
god dammit
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>>102255377
Swords are better than guns
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Finland is rape
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>>102256760
But that's the best part
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>>102255567
Remember when /a/ actually upheld this standard? Yeah, me neither.
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>>102258932
I actually do this to test how dedicated some trolls are
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>>102258932
No, that is called giving in, not falling for it.
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>>102273642
Oh really?
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it won't get better. clinical depression is normal state for some people and they'll never change.
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I legitimately did not know
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Kick reason to the curb and surpass the impossible!
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>>102273369
Bamboo swords are superior to Steel ones.
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>>102260797
That's pretty much me right now.

except my cell phone never rings.
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>>102273922
>not meditating
>not having high enough meditation skills to change your mood permanently in under 3 minutes
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if the world is about to end, stay out of tokyo
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>>102256269
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>102274417
if an earthquake is about to happen, stay out of tokyo
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>>102274508
if world war 2 is about to happen, stay out of japan
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wise words for a guy who died. cant do anything if you're dead.
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>>102260876
He's likea beacon for edgy faggots who want to place blame on other people and feel better about themselves.
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>>102256354
a piece of cloth, that no one want, the real power of pantsus are the imagination that drive you
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>>102274793
I wonder if American cucumbers were selectively bred to not fit in your sex holes, japanese cucumbers seem like they'd fit snugly in your butt and vagina
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>>102274578
Are you legally blind to have overlooked >>102272392, dear /a/non?

I have learned that in order to life a good life and be cheered on by other nonrelated girls, I have to lust after my little sister.
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The courage to be a pervert
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>>102275031
I couldn't tell it was a gif with a framerate that shitty.
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>>102274685
> tada banri
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>>102275191
That's facebook for ya
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>>102272253
True story. I mainly learned from shounen stuff, so I still have a hard time resisting phrasing my sentences in an aggressive way. I don't really mind, but it'd be a disaster to talk like that in real life. Even just contemplating the idea horrifies Japanese people.
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>>102260876
I used to believe this too, until I discovered lil B.
There are sincerely nice people on this planet
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To follow your dreams
I'm do a shit job following it, sadly
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>>102272734
My fucking sides
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>>102274842

You sound awefully defensive.
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>>102260876
>That distilled and purified /r9k/ extract
Christ, 8man is the definition of damaged goods
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>>102277282
Prove him wrong.
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>>102276807
>Criticize character being butthurt and defensive and rationalizing his shitty personality
>Stating that people should be so cynical
>Get called defensive
Do you know what defensive means?
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>>102260876
8man is such a fucking faggot.
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>>102277529
What's there to prove?
He's been hurt and as a result, is too insecure to take pleasantries for what they truly are. Someone being nice to you can mean a multitude of things. They may have a crush on you, they may simply like you, they may be doing it out of pity or they may simply be a "nice girl" i.e. go about their life being pleasant and friendly to everyone.
Regardless of the reasoning, the onus of discovering the person's motivation is on you. And that means not getting dragged into some fantasy, jumping the gun and potentially getting hurt. It's called being prudent and having a sense of self preservation. Completely shunning all niceness from girls because of this fear is an understandable, but moronic reaction.
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>>102272822
Any walgreens in colorado.
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>>102277892
>Expecting idiots who think 8man is smart to understand that different kinds of people exist and that assuming the worst about people makes you the bad person because you're incapable of basic social interaction or empathizing with a range of emotions even if you may not feel them yourself

You're expecting too much of them.
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>>102277892
>Someone being nice to you can mean a multitude of things. They may have a crush on you, they may simply like you, they may be doing it out of pity or they may simply be a "nice girl" i.e. go about their life being pleasant and friendly to everyone.
It's usually the last two. Sometimes it's the second, never the first. World just doesn't work that way for us. And yes, if you're reading this, it applies to you. The only people it doesn't apply to are people who would never know what 4chan is to begin with.
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>>102278485
>Sometimes it's the second, never the first. World just doesn't work that way for us.
>Actually believing the wall of lies /a/ put in place to keep people out
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>102278014
I like to think engaging has a positive effect though.
Better that than leaving the cynics and hurt of the world to isolated and have their bitter thoughts fester.
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>>102278608
All you're doing is activating their childish defense mechanisms, they don't want to learn, that's the problem.
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>>102278573
>Wall of lies
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>102278683
>Thinking it's all serious
Enjoying your first week here?
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>>102278768
Late July 2006, but thanks. It's also cute how you think it's exclusive to /a/, and that rejects of all type don't inhabit every single board. Hey, you can go to /fit/ for an interesting display; the worlds largest concentration of socially retarded buff guys.
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>>102278485
Having that kind of bitter attitude will definitely fulfil your pessimistic outlook. If you expect the worst of others, you'll never see the best.

Seriously, I can guarantee you you're a better person than you think you are. The world is filled with a huge assortment of people, with different tastes, personalities and attractions. While the more hopeless of society may have more pity levied at them than others, there's always outliers in the crowd. And shutting yourself out completely will mean you'll never spot them.
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>>102278962
It's funny that you assume people can't be hobby enthusiasts and like to discuss said hobbies on the only website not filled with circle jerking cocksuckers without being a socially awkward retard.
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>>102279169
>only website not filled with circle jerking cocksuckers
>4chan
I need to step out. I can't be laughing this hard.

>>102279160
>Seriously, I can guarantee you you're a better person than you think you are.
I'm going to forgive that mistake because you don't know who I am. If I gave you even a tiny bit of information about me, you'd find me. Those services are only so thorough. I expect the worst of others because I haven't been wrong yet. Not in 13 years of schooling, not in the years that came after, not in real life, not online, and least of all not here. The world could be full of 10/10 2D waifu material and it wouldn't matter one fucking bit. Everyone is out to get you.
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>>102279624
>I can't be laughing this hard.
Finally realized what an idiot you were? I'm glad.
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Pouring boiling water over the teabag is the best way to make tea.
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I know I picked up SOMETHING from anime that I do regularly and it's been really helpful, but I can't fucking remember what.
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>>102279624
And as I said before, having a siege mentality as big as yours is going to be self-fulfilling.

If you jump into the game giving off such bitter and bad vibes, you'll push those who would normally pity you into resenting you and the few who you could have possibly had any relationship will also be pushed away. So I'm not surprised in the slightest that you've been accurate in your predictions. You play a very large part in dictating how others will think of you, and they will pick up on your pessimistic attitude
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>>102280261
And this is what Yahari is about.

But /a/ is fucking retarded.
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>>102280261
I'm quite fine at hiding those thoughts, even around other people. I might even call myself sociable on a great day, and downright funny in groups after a few drinks or a good bowl. I've been to parties and have a healthy circle of friends, own a car, have an apartment, and work full time. The fact that you're placing the blame for my situation on an attitude problem that I don't have tells me that you don't really understand my issues at all.
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>>102280436
>Everyone is out to get you
That most definitely sounds like an attitude problem. Thinking something like that makes it hard to believe you're good at hiding your thoughts. For someone to truly believe everyone is out to get them, would mean you'd at the very least be distant at.
If women are the problem, you'll never get anywhere if you assume the worst of them. Attractive men can get away with it though. So if you don't have the looks, a healthy mindset is what you need. And I know plenty of full neckbear people who have had success. Autism, "creepy" hobbies and all that stuff. But they've found others by making sure they didn't offload the blame on others. They manned up, were confident and didn't stop dipping their toes in the water.

Anyway, if you aren't prepared to look at yourself and think of what you can do, you'll remain here.
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>>102281375
>They manned up, were confident and didn't stop dipping their toes in the water.
Last guy I know of who took that advice got banned from most public places in his city and had to move.
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>>102281561
You know the rules anon, if you're going to hint a something like this you'd better tell the whole story.
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>>102281561
Not stopping from dipping your toes in the water doesn't mean you start stalking women and forceing yourself on them.
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>>102281816
He didn't. All he did was keep trying every time he got rejected. And kept trying. And kept trying. And kept trying. Unfortunately, god phoned him in at the last minute so he was doomed from the start because he was butt-ugly. People started calling him creepy. Eventually they just started barring him from entry instead of the bouncers holding him at the door and deflecting his questions while assuring him he'd get in right after they had a talk, then go back to screening the line and wait for him to get fed up and leave.
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>>102282028
>All he did was keep trying every time he got rejected. And kept trying. And kept trying. And kept trying.
>All he did
Jesus.
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>>102282028
>Bouncers
You're unlikely to find love in a club. Especially shitty ones that bar you form entry for simply being ugly
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>>102282230
>for simply being ugly
No, you idiot. You missed the point of the story. He wasn't barred for being ugly, he was barred for being 'creepy' because he kept trying to talk to all the girls (which is what you keep telling us to do).
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>>102282288
>he kept trying to talk to all the girls
Isn't that what you do in clubs?
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>>102282288
>(which is what you keep telling us to do).
Not him but I think you missed the point. Clubs aren't for girls, they're for sluts and douche bags. Anyone looking to meet a girl in a club is retarded.
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>>102282341
He did it a lot, over a long period. The mathematically imminent occurred.
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>>102282288
And you've missed the point entirely. All he'll likely find in a club are sluts. If he actually wants love, he needs to look elsewhere. as well. Chatting up girls in clubs is what happens. Unless the guys is genuinely being a creepy ass and preying on women constantly, there's no reason for him to be barred.

There are many more ways of finding women.
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>>102260910
If nerds weren't so actively engaged in putting themselves in positions in which they could be looked down upon that wouldn't be a problem.
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>>102282640
It might as well be.
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>>102282640
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>>102274274
damn, not sure I could gain a boner with a broken nose haha
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>>102273873
Hontoni
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>>102273040
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
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>>102284604
Wednesday
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>>102284924
No, you dipfuck.
It's Monday.
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It's deep.
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>>102255377
People call it Soy Sauce and not shoyu on the mainland.
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>>102255377
Take care of yourself and reach your ambitions

Friendship is vey important too
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>>102285547
Huh? I have a friend in Tokyo and she calls it 醤油.
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true love
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>>102255377
the internet was a blessing from the lord jesus to spread the word of god thorough the world, but pedophiles and muslims stole it
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>>102286406
Mah nigga.
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>>102286406
>>102286503

Just finished GS yesterday. Best Dub is best.
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>>102256524
>8
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Ways in, ways out.
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I'm making this into a poster to hang up in my room.
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You guys want to know what's really helpful that I learned from anime?
This shit right here.
I passed a test everyone else failed because of this trick, and that's not even a percent of the miracles it's worked.
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>>102292360
explain pls
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That democracy is shit.
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>>102260645
>Oh look another paper by a delusional old man writing about his wang
I'm sure they've made it a drinking game.
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>>102274793
I suddenly remember that doujin where they used a cucumber as a dildo.
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>>102274266
TEACH ME

OH GOD PLEASE TEACH ME
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>>102294649
That almost makes me want to watch that...
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>>102295357
Isn't that the joke?
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>>102295819
You should, it's full of speeches and dialogues like that.

To tell you the truth, the action is the incredibly boring part of LotGH.
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>>102296515
I have trouble watching stuff that's more than two cours.

It's the only reason why I am not a huge Precure fag.
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>>102260645
A study of phallo sanguination and self determinancy of will in a human subject group.

Abstract: Studies performed on individuals in a priapismic state have shown cases of reduced inhibition, volatility, and irreverence to authority. However, many case studies have been small, and the results inconclusive. Even The University of Hong Kong's seminal study provided results on a tertiary basis(Dong,W. 1998. A study of uninvited prostate stimulation, University of Hong Kong, Hong Kong,HK) was inconclusive as to a result. As an extension of this methodology, to reduce standard deviation to +-.0001% we suggest a group of 1000 randomly chosen university students to be stimulated and observed.

why did I write this it's the shittiest thing ever.
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>>102256359
Yes, but there's also superstring theory. Which deals with the cosmic string that spins the universe.
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>>102257348
>my first date with my only romantic interest was to a haunted house

Man, Arino is always right
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>>102275337
Meh, speaking moderately politely or moderately casually I can do. Very Polite and very impolite always tend to get me because you talk in words you don't hear a lot or you end up using slang that utterly fucks the structure of a sentence.
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>>102259990
You have to carry that weight.
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>>102284317
>haha
Get out
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>>102294564
You roll the pencil and it tells you the answer on multiple choice tests.
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>>102300560
>multiple choice tests
I already graduated from high school.
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>>102300623
Oh, okay.
Now you have my permission to not use this.
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That I should...
/glassesdjust
A lot more.
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If you ever feel like dying, just go to sleep



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