I am having a stroke at this very moment
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs
This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life
Good fucking riddance, faggot.
I'm pretty sure I've wished death on you before, so bye.
At the same time it's a shame to see a Merry-bro go.
We are like 10 in all, though I suppose we'll be 9 now.
good bye anon. say high to the doctor for me!
If you're still alive go read the new Yumekui Merry before you die. Also, had you posted your address we might have been able to help you.
>he doesn't have a phone near him while browsing /a/.
Hang in there, buddy. You'll be alright.
Just walk it off, OP.
>having a stroke
>spends last moments posting on 4chan
You are truly a credit to anonkind
When you say "Merry-bro" do you mean people who have read the manga or do you mean people who have Merry as their waifu?
>I am having a stroke at this very moment
I interpreted that as you were stroking your dick.
Farewell anon, may you be with your waifu.
If you really were having one, you'd be unable to type.
But hey, at least you posted some vagina bones. You did well.
rip in peace
I help you along, Anon.
Who'll post Merry's delicious vagina bones now?
>/a/- My Blog
Even near death doesn't exempt you
My mother had a stroke recently, and she's fine now, though she has a little difficulty swallowing.
Including OP, I wonder how many anons died ever since /a/ existed?
How the fuck can you even type OP?
Let alone type the captcha
>he doesnt have a pass
Maybe he has a pass
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
WE TRUE TABLE CATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
;aybe his mom is doing all that work
Imagine you start dying as you are posting on /a/, you start writing a farewell message because you know you don't have long left, but you're not able to post it because of the captchas
Not this shit again.
I'm doing you're mom
is this straight outta /s4s/
Hopefully all of them. I hate all of you
>die right as you hit enter
>first person who finds you sees a message
>"You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA"
This is /b/ level faggotry.
Why do people keep responding?
Couldn't you use Google Voice?
I thought OP said he was fapping. XD