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I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /a/.
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Good fucking riddance, faggot.
I'm pretty sure I've wished death on you before, so bye.
At the same time it's a shame to see a Merry-bro go.
We are like 10 in all, though I suppose we'll be 9 now.
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>>102251050
good bye anon. say high to the doctor for me!
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>>102251050
If you're still alive go read the new Yumekui Merry before you die. Also, had you posted your address we might have been able to help you.
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Cool.
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>he doesn't have a phone near him while browsing /a/.
Shiggy diggy

Hang in there, buddy. You'll be alright.
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>>102251406
Yeah!

Just walk it off, OP.
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>>102251050
>having a stroke
>spends last moments posting on 4chan

You are truly a credit to anonkind
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>>102251335
When you say "Merry-bro" do you mean people who have read the manga or do you mean people who have Merry as their waifu?
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>>102251050
>I am having a stroke at this very moment
I interpreted that as you were stroking your dick.
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>>102251557
Manga
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>>102251050
Farewell anon, may you be with your waifu.
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>>102251050
If you really were having one, you'd be unable to type.
But hey, at least you posted some vagina bones. You did well.
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rip in peace
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I help you along, Anon.
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Who'll post Merry's delicious vagina bones now?
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>>102251578
highly likely
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>/a/- My Blog

Even near death doesn't exempt you
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My mother had a stroke recently, and she's fine now, though she has a little difficulty swallowing.
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Including OP, I wonder how many anons died ever since /a/ existed?
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How the fuck can you even type OP?
Let alone type the captcha
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>>102251705
>he doesnt have a pass
I don't.
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>>102251705
Maybe he has a pass
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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
           ∧_∧   
          ( ´∀`) 
        /    |   
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   __________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
WE TRUE TABLE CATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
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>>102251705
;aybe his mom is doing all that work
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>>102251695
Imagine you start dying as you are posting on /a/, you start writing a farewell message because you know you don't have long left, but you're not able to post it because of the captchas
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>>102251695
Not this shit again.
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>>102251745
I'm doing you're mom
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>>102251727
is this straight outta /s4s/
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>>102251695
Hopefully all of them. I hate all of you
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>>102251836
RIP OP
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>>102251768
>die right as you hit enter
>first person who finds you sees a message
>"You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA"
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This is /b/ level faggotry.

Why do people keep responding?
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Couldn't you use Google Voice?
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I thought OP said he was fapping. XD



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