You waifu has hiccups. How do you cure them?
Teach her a method that is better than the method her dead husband taught her, causing her to have complicated feelings towards me.
Get her to inhale once through her mouth.
Exhale through nose.
Works every time.
Shove my dick down her throat.
A BOWL OF WATER
Came here to say just that, word for word.
It's a good option though, it'd make her hold her breath and that cures hiccups.
Leave the house and tell her to call me at the bar when she is done hiccuping.
I tell her my 100% fool-proof method for stopping hiccups.
But seriously, all you need to do to stop hiccups is convince yourself you don't have them anymore. Works every time.
Don't fight them, breath in when the hiccup hits for maximum hic.
They will go away in 10 or less hiccups.
Guys, I don't think I like my waifu anymore. Maybe I should just forget about her and move on.
Well, make that three of us.
I was more wondering what the hiccups would feel like on my dick.
Stick it up her butt
We'll have to use "that."
I don't. She gets rid of them herself because she probably has a skill for that.
These threads make me feel like a worthless husbando.
That will only disturb her phrenic nerve, so her hiccup is actually going to get worse
Yeah, but more importantly will it feel good on my dick?
She'll probably bite it a few times, so unless you're into that kind of thing then no.
Tell her to hold her fucking breath for a while
I don't think scaring her would be a good idea.
Spoonful of peanut butter
Always worked for me and my family
Slug her in the solar plexus.