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You waifu has hiccups. How do you cure them?
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Teach her a method that is better than the method her dead husband taught her, causing her to have complicated feelings towards me.
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Get her to inhale once through her mouth.
Swallow twice.
Exhale through nose.

Works every time.
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Shove my dick down her throat.
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Kiss her
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A BOWL OF WATER
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scare her

OOGABOOGA
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>>102243309
Came here to say just that, word for word.

It's a good option though, it'd make her hold her breath and that cures hiccups.
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Leave the house and tell her to call me at the bar when she is done hiccuping.
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I tell her my 100% fool-proof method for stopping hiccups.

Deepthroat.

But seriously, all you need to do to stop hiccups is convince yourself you don't have them anymore. Works every time.
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Don't fight them, breath in when the hiccup hits for maximum hic.

They will go away in 10 or less hiccups.
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Guys, I don't think I like my waifu anymore. Maybe I should just forget about her and move on.
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>>102243309
>>102243384
Well, make that three of us.

I was more wondering what the hiccups would feel like on my dick.
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Stick it up her butt
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We'll have to use "that."
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I don't. She gets rid of them herself because she probably has a skill for that.

These threads make me feel like a worthless husbando.
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>>102243309
>>102243384
>>102244422
That will only disturb her phrenic nerve, so her hiccup is actually going to get worse
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>>102243213
Spook her.
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>>102244601
Yeah, but more importantly will it feel good on my dick?
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>>102244765
She'll probably bite it a few times, so unless you're into that kind of thing then no.
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Tell her to hold her fucking breath for a while
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>>102244757
I don't think scaring her would be a good idea.
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Spoonful of peanut butter
Always worked for me and my family
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>>102243213
Slug her in the solar plexus.
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>>102243213
>hiccups
>cute



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