So which MG has the best sweater pupies
Hobgoblin best girl
I don't think we needed a new thread immediately. I mean we are quite slow right now
So... the best centaur girls might be ones who have had a bit to drink and are a bit more relaxed?
This niggah knows what's up
Holstaurus. Although I've never seen a piece of art with a holstaurus wearing a sweater
That take sweater puppies to a whole new level
Succubi are at least in the top 3
>These threads are basically generals now
>Not even discussing anime or manga. Linking monstergirl sadpandas doesn't count
Is there any reason why you don't make these threads on /d/ or /e/? I like monster girls, but it's getting to the point where I might have to filter "Monster girl".
I find it hard to take a classy centaur seriously when she can't even dress herself and needs assistance to wear something to cover up her rump.
We need someplace to discuss which mythological creatures would make the best girlfriends.
/a/ just wouldn't be the right board if I couldn't tell anyone how much I want to lam a lamia. These threads have to stay.
It's the Christian thing to do.
Well, if we moved these threads to /d/ everything would become monsterfuta. /e/ might work, but at this point we're running on our own momentum, so good luck moving these.
>it's getting to the point where I might have to filter "Monster girl".
Do it. It's okay, we'll still love you.
It dosnt help that the manga is taking a month long break.
They've been a general for awhile now. I'm not sure why the op still calls it a mg thread. We don't even link sad panda in here anymore, it's just stories and repeated green texts and phrases until oblivion
Well we are not discussing it because everyone knows their best girl Papi.
Rachnee's vile seductions will not work on me, no matter what!
As far as I'm concerned, we're basically /ksg/ now just with less OC generation.
I'll continue to shitpost about other's waifus here until the threads get banned.
Someone say sad panda?
drawfag from yesterday, finished this piece of shit
I'd like to bless her torii.
I would say it is very good and stylish.
Do you think the white part of the tail would look better pure white without the lines?
Little rough around the edges, but it looks good. Thank you kind anon.
rate my kitsune
So, did Bromont continue his story? I missed around 2-3 threads, so I bet. Are they on Pastebin yet?
I like the face though. Keep working.
"Yesh mazsher. Rie me. Pleaz!" Nina swishes her tail and tries to raise her hips seductively. She rubs her hand over your slick cock, refusing to let it go soft before she gets what she wants. The dark mare doesn't even care where she is anymore. She only knows what her body tells her she needs.
You pull back on the reins, digging the bit into her smooth cheeks. She obediently stops rubbing on you and begging. You kiss her cheek. "Next time you'll have to beg for it, but today is special. This is a reward."
You place your hands on her jet black rump and see the spring of sexual anticipation wet and waiting, clitoris throbbing in time with her secondary heart. Her fluids ran all the way over her ass and even into her tail while you had her on her back. You tease her entrance, wetting your head and feeling the heat come off of her. Nina looks back at you, begging for you to get on with it.
You tighten the reins as an idea comes to you. You slip upward, to the ring of her tight ass, slick and lubricated from her own juices. Nina fidgets on the bed. She still hasn't learned to love anal. Fortunately for her, you like it enough for the both of you. Her hands dig into the covers as you push inside. The centaur's tight anus accepts you graciously even if Nina does not.
You pull on the reins for leverage as you plunge inside, causing the big horse to let go of the bed and arch her back. You wrap the reins in one hand as you gather more natural lube from her soaked pussy to smooth out the ride. Tremors wrack the centaur at your touch and she cums onto her own mother's bed, dropping bodily onto the mattress.
But you're not done yet. You continue to explore the open softness behind her muscled gate, thrusting mercilessly. The mare can't catch her breath as you slap her hindquarters, causing her to tighten up and let out a moan she tries to cover up.
Popping the reins, you direct her to move her own hips. Nina groans as her ass descends onto your lap.
Oh boy, when does mommy walk in?
Before anyone asks
The pastebin and where the newest batch of updates started.
>You slip upward, to the ring of her tight ass
Influenced a little by the little centaur discussion at the end of the last thread, eh?
thanks anon, I don't really know how to draw full body so I just rushed it.
This dumb thing took more time to make than I thought it was possible. Anyways, now with less stupid-looking horse legs.
>Popping the reins
Can anyone tell me what popping means? Letting go of?
I need to understand these things so I can enjoy the finer points of centaur fucking.
so it does. here you go
Ever see in a movie where someone cracks the reins with the same motion as a whip and goes "Giddieup!"?
That's popping the reins.
Reminder that if you put an elf into a closet, she will walk out of it with a whiteknight, a centaur and a rhino.
This proves that elves are in fact monster girls.
>"Also, I will leave my horse shoes on."
I was right.
Knowing what these terms mean does make it hotter.
The thought of some skinny faggot anon getting smothered in that monster girls boobs is making me turn to diamonds.
Oh man. I hope you have enough steam left for this train, YBA, since I'm at full throttle here.
>mfw I read and fapped to all of them multiple times.
it is like a goddamn addiction. I like the Z-ton ones with the centaur and batgirl.
What happens next?
I love these filename jokes you do, YBA. They just accentuate what's already a very enjoyable story.
>list of things to do to Nina
Being my favorite.
She looks like some lucky phyrexian with those arms.
Please die. You're horrible.
Hahaha. I didn't even notice. Really.
I bet you'd even abandon your lamia daughteru, too.
>"How did you and mommy meet?" your mocha lovechild asks with sparkling innocence in her brown eyes
How dare you doubt my integrity! I clothed her and feed her and give her all the toys she wants!
>Well sometimes when a man and a woman hate each other very much...
Then why would you put out a spider girls eyes? They're beautiful, all of them.
>When she broke my bow, I broke her down
Is it Daughterus time. Oh no. It's 5 AM. Should have gone to sleep like... 5 hours ago.
Stick it out for horse anus, anon!
B-but papa, I'm not tired yet...
Okay, but at least take a bath.
I guess I can stay until the horse anus is dealt with.
>Implying YBA didn't left to sleep already.
Stay strong, brother!
Did we finished with the Daruga story, if so can I see the pastebin?
>Not feeding them lab rats
It's not yet done.
Here's the link to the pastebin.
The massive centaur moves a veritable wall of flesh as she rocks her rear hips back and forth, taking you from tip to base and back again. Each time her lusty hole grabs at your glans, from the dome of the tip to the crown of the corona, before working greedily down your shaft.
Every time you slap her rump or pop the reins, she gets tighter and faster. The juices of her pussy slather your balls and base, providing more lubrication to your feverish action.
Nina is finally starting to really get into it as you feel her butt slam into you hard and wing your bruised hip. Her black coat shines with sweat, and you can hear the odd primal snort when you give her an especially hard slap or a skin twitch.
Your own body is covered in a slick sheen and the reins feel slippery in your hand as your reach your limit. You grab them in both hands and yank hard. Nina bucks and struggles against the sudden pain as you bury yourself as deep as you can possibly go and release everything you have inside, propelling your sperm in a doomed mission to breed with the horse girl.
The centaur is lost in her own world as her muscle irises around your dick, and she cums again, tongue sticking through her bit and eyes staring at an imaginary sky. She slumps down and you lay together in a sweaty heap. You take off the bridle and Nina finally looks at you to hear the magic words, those words you always say when you're both finished. "I love you."
This time you follow it up with. "If I ever lay with you on a bed like this again, it will be to help continue your breed." Nina kisses you and doesn't let go, breasts pushing against your tired chest. You lay there, both smiling stupidly, smelling of sex and sin. Soon you realize that you need to cleanup and hope to god the sex smell clears.
With a large amount of laundry in the wash, you tell Nina you'll head home before the family shows back up. You only pause at the door. "You're a tough horse. What really happened that first day?"
The plot thickens...
The distended stomach scares me
Brace for feelings, people!
Something else is thickening too.
Oh boy here we go
thank you kind sir!
Couldn't the same be said of a lot of old-timey nobles and aristocrats?
Are you saying you take those people seriously? I don't.
Where is the guy with kitsune chief raping story?
I just want to see cute innocent kitsune suffering, losing her job, being forced to have sex with ugly fat faceless boss,being mindbroken and sold as limbless onahole, when the boss would get tired of her.
After few weeks of disappearance of the kitsune MC at last mans up and try to save her, only to find her already broken saying "Why...? I know you saw that it wasn't my hair. I thought you would help me, that you are not like them."
Do it, anon. Make us feel.
Would you a Pooh-chan and her friends?
They'd make you play baseball with them first, though. Winner gets to do the penetration.
Bourbon, get your shit together.
That looks more badass then Batman. What the hell?
Who? Is he the guy who made greentext with fallout face? Sorry, but I'm not that guy.
I'm just want some healing writing
The huge centaur stares at you and fidgets. You don't go for an ear twitch. You can tell she's just trying to order her words in her mind. She looks equally unsure and ashamed.
Finally the one ton girl opens her mouth. "Perseverantia ad finem optatum, you know the family motto. Nothing is more attractive to a Van Harne than perseverance."
"I didn't even know you, but I had heard your reputation so I hated you with everyone else in the club but Prez. But no matter what I did, you just would not leave. I thought you were like a tick attached to club, sucking the blood from the rest of us." Her tone lightens a little. "Despite my efforts and everyone else's, you kept coming day after day, week after week, and you were getting better with no help from anyone."
Tears start to shine in her eyes. "It made me feel something when I saw that, and I hated myself for it. It made me hate you even more. I think Prez sensed that, because she'd tease me mercilessly whenever you were brought up." Nina laughs halfheartedly.
The huge girl really starts to bawl now. "That day I saw you, I knew I needed to drive you off once and for all. So I broke your bow and I tried to crush your spirit. I never expected you to fight back the way you did."
Snot runs down the centaur's elegant face and she stifles a cry. "I'd never felt so helpless in my life as when you grabbed my ear. Not even Mother had punished me like that before. Then when you had me at your mercy, instead of beating on me up or hurting me, you looked at me like a woman. No man had ever shown interest in an oversized tomboy like me and here you were making me please you like it was the most natural thing in the world. It scared me but at the same time it made me just a little happy. When it was all over. I didn't know what to do anymore. So I did nothing."
Her eyes glaze over now and you can almost see the memories playing inside her head.
We're almost there!
The end is just around the corner and I don't want it to be for this is just too enjoyable.
Typical centaur behavior.
Ah. This girl. A cutie. A bitchy cutie, but that's pretty much been fixed.
fuc this story really makes me want to take a break from hakime no ippo and watch Dan vs world
Fuck. So damn sleepy.
I'll fucking persevere. For you, YBA.
>mfw suggesting this game to my younger, kinda OCD nephew
well, she is pig, what did you expected?
>well, she is pig, what did you expected?
I dunno. I actually like this suggestive and lewd look she has.
>tfw you will never be a knight on a pilgramige in the MGE world
>you will never wear a breastplate made of Wurm scales with a harpyfeather interior
>a cape made of stiched together dragon wings
>a canteen made of Holstarus hide
>cyclops high quality smithed and tailered chainmail and leggings with lamiaskin boots
>sword stolen from dragons treasure pit
>you will never strike fear into the hearts of evildoers
Yours is the kind Sucubbi turn into slutty women.
a whole canteen full
bathe in it too
Nina is looking past you at some imaginary point now. "And you know it got to be wonderful, to have times with no responsibility, no immediate future to worry about, where I only had to do as my master told me and everything would be alright. No matter how humiliating or painful, he would always say at the end, 'I love you'."
Nina finally dries her face. "Have you ever hear the story of the Tinkerer and the Centaur? It's an old favorite, though you don't hear it told much anymore."
"A centaur meets a traveling tinkerer on the road to the city."
"I have no bow, but I must hunt. For my father has fallen ill, and can no longer feed my family." The centaur says.
"I think I have something, in just your size." The young tinker tells her. He gives her a bow and asks no payment in return, only the promise she will repay him one day if she gets the chance. The centaur girl leaves happily.
Years later the centaur meets the tinker again in the city. "I have no shoes, and the streets are hard." The centaur says.
"I think I have something, in just your size." The young tinker responds. Once again, the centaur leaves happily with her new shoes.
Later, the king calls for a campaign and the centaur seeks out the tinker.
"Kind tinkerer, I have no armor and I must go to war." The centaur begs.
"I think I have something, in just your size." The young tinker tells her for the third time. She begins to suspect the man must be magic as she leaves in perfectly fitted plate.
Years later the centaur finds the tinker again. She places her wages on his table to pay for all of his previous gifts. "Kind tinkerer. I have returned from war and I have no man to love."
The tinkers only smiles and shrugs "I have only my heart, and I gave that to you long ago."
That won't save you, anon.
You sir, are a wonderful person, and I wish there were more like you.
a-an angel as a knight i must hug her
My heart hurts
Your hug was too lewd. Please take responsibility.
>chastity belt that only the pope can open
>Not waiting until she's near mindbroken
>Not taking her and saving her then
>Not caring for her everyday, helping her return to normal
>Not proceeding to brutally rape her when she feels the most secure with you
Get your suffering priorities straight
So close.....let's ride this out to the end, guys! Together!
Oh you silly, that's not a little boy, the pope has nothing to do with this!
ok ill have to use my last attack if im gonna be raped to death anway lets make it quick
>run into the nearby ushi oni village half naked
This is the best kind of story.
Lucky you, you're well liked!
>saving a monster girl and being kind to her
Nah, she will be the rapist in this case.
Do you even monster girl, bro?
Umm... monster girls aren't rape machines and have feelings too, so please be nicer from now on.
You muddle through the rest of your schooling, the bullying never really stops but it's all more bearable now. You spend more time at Nina's house than your own, and her family is kind, even if Izzy still creeps on the both of you. You find some cracked doors that were closed when you started having some fun.
After you graduate, with a loan from Nina's mother, Maria, you open a farrier business for centaurs in Little Monster City. There's a few "specialty" items in the back for those that know to ask and you do well enough.
You marry Nina in a simple ceremony without much pomp. All the Van Harnes in Little Monster City show up anyway and you're almost crushed by the amount of giant dark centaurs dancing and wishing you well. You cut of ties with your own miserable household long ago when your father lost the last of his sanity to his horrible wife. Maria's gift was a handmade bed with a note attached 'You kids needed to get your own.'
In less than a years time, you have one daughter named Maria, after her grandmother. When the girl is born, she's so tall, she almost reaches you're chest. You think she might grow up to be even bigger than her mother someday.
And every Friday, even when you're old and gray, you take your Nina for a ride.
-Love Nina END
Ssuure, I will be nice to my little elf slave
What a shitty story
IT'S OVER! I CAN FINALLY SLEEP!
Lovely story, YBA. Cute and lusty. I'm excited for vengeance. Who's on the list?
I know you will.
I have seen what happens next.
There was no rape, only healing
THANK YOU YBA NOW I CAN GO TO SLEEP FOR AN HOUR
You've got a very trust worthy face, mister. May I leave my elven wife and daughteru in your care while I go abroad for a business trip? I'd feel safer knowing that they were in your care.
You posted the incomplete picture.
>And every Friday, even when you're old and gray, you take your Nina for a ride.
So, in the pastebin, what are you going to do about the scene that happens after the timeskip line?
>And every Friday, even when you're old and gray, you take your Nina for a ride.
Take the pussy, own the pussy.
>w-why must I pose like this, mister?
WHy the fuck did I name that that? godammit.
>I never asked you to pose like that now stop acting silly and eat your dinner
I noticed nobody brought up the fact that there are no translations of this, so I guess it's up to me.
>umm, how's this?
How many more daughters do they have?
>What's that? My wife and daughter asked if they could stay at your mansion for a month longer? Well, if you're fine with that. Oh, you're preparing a surprise for me when I come to pick them up? How delightful! And you say that there will be games? I've heard how much fun my family has been having with you through our letters to one another. They say you know how to play the best games and that you're really great at it. I can't wait to see you in action, sir!
That's what you get for marrying an Elf
And poor little Timmy was never seen again...
>dede walks home expecting his wife and daughtes to be cocksluts so he can divorce her and get half [shes quite wealthy]
>your all playing scrabble
>And every Friday, even when you're old and gray, you take your Nina for a ride.
Oh baby....my heart...
Yeah, this. I notice you didn't really pay it any mind. You got any idea where you should place it?
You know it makes sense for things that live a long ass time to find their husbands as young as possible. Wasn't that even the plot of that one Xebec monstergirl kind of anime?
>a hot elf warrior will never kidnap you before puberty hits and teach you all about your body as she raises you to become her perfect mate
Not that I like elves particularly, mind you.
It would take place after the final scene but before the epilogue. I might have to change a couple sentences though.
I got a lot of grammar crap to correct in the last few posts anyhow. Will try and get everything updated here in a minute.
So what happens next`?
Something bad, right?
I don't honestly know. I hear there's more to this, but I don't have any of it.
C-c-cock hungry sluts? Why would they ever become like that? I even left them in the care of an influential and powerful man in our kingdom's government! Why, just the other day, he promised me he'd become the godfather of the child currently in my wife's belly! I've never met such a kind and generous man! My wife agrees with me! She's always telling me how, while she stayed with the man, that he was always kind and giving to her. She had even begun to consider him a part of the family just a week in to her and our daughter's stay at the man's mansion!
/ss/, mindbreak, pedophilia, kiddo getting to spend rest of his life as a breeding stallion (so long as his dick works at least), possibly guro and cannibalism.
one of those things is great, one fine, one meh and one just shit.
There's not enough undead girls.
I just want a cute lich.
When I got into this story, I was not expecting to find love and companionship. It's great.
And now I eagerly await the rape harem and mind break.
Too much flesh.
Any Holstaurus bros around?
Damn, I voted for vengeance, but now I don't want to see it.
Liches don't immediately lose their skin. Instead, once the ritual of endless night is complete, their flesh becomes dead meat and rots off on its own time. A newly created lich thus has all their body, just cold, and could prevent rot magically if they gave a damn. (Most of the immortality-seeking evil magicians who'd go so far don't really give a damn about how they look).
Beyond that, arch-liches, the exceedingly rare good-aligned lich who create their phylactery without the ritual of endless night don't actually lose their fleshy form at all. Instead, they become eternally pallid and their skin gets translucent with time, but retain their features.
Who is the anon who posted this pic?
Where can I find dis shit?
I'm russian but I never heard of it. Well, mostly because I don't lurk russian boards - they all like /b/
I wonder if it's actually good
>Tfw no Monster Girl wife to NTR you
>Tfw no other Monster Girl friend to comfort you in your time of need
>Tfw no development into your new Monster Girlfriend
>Tfw no old Monster Girl wife to pay several men to kidnap your new Monster Girlfriend and gangrape her
>Tfw no old Monster Girl wife to send you films of your mindbroken Monster Girlfriend
This exists only in Russian, then? That makes me feel sad.
get out NTR fag
no there was an enlish guy who knew of it its just that we dont know what it is other than
a choose you own adventure novel where your stranded on an island and they make you pick your waifu right at the beggining
Could you translate it if you find it?
We're going to have to investigate. Which monster girl is the best, most hard boiled detective?
Also law enforcers are sometimes compared to octopi.
What is this? It's actually better because monster girl gets completly mindbroken and MC kills himself
and this one. Though it's pretty tame by NTR standarts
We need a Hellhound girl, and then we put her on this game's trail.
Somebody call for an octopus?
So is the translated version uploaded anywhere yet?
>tentacle in urethra
She was one of my favourites, but that shit still doesn't fly.
thats pretty cute
as long as my butt is untouched ill be ok
What Nanabi should have been.
Oh boy, are you in for a pleasant surprise...
I don't think that's the word I'd use.
Actually wanting sex to feel good makes you a pansy?
Yes, if it means not letting your partner do her thing for YOUR comfort alone. Wait, pansy isn't the word... a pig. You're a pig!
>if it means not letting your partner do her thing for YOUR comfort alone
Well, sorry if I'm not okay with horrible pain and urinary tract infections.
But anal rape isn't pleasant.
You should have been prepared to make sacrifices when you started dating a scylla.
It's not rape, she does it while you're having consensual sex and you feel so good you don't even mind it. Stop playing hard to get, you know you like it.
>you feel so good you don't even mind it
But I'd feel a whole lot better without the tentacle in my ass.
Welp. Off to go to sleep now. Thanks for sticking with us for so long, YBA. It was an excellent ride.
butt anon here i take it back she can have my anus i dont ant her suprise
But having your prostate massaged is going to be really nice, and her tentacles contract when inserted, so you won't even stretch out. It's not as bad as you might think. It's not like she wants to hurt you...
So, considering Liches are now monster girls
What acts of sexual depravity will the Ritual of Endless Night now involve?
Now a days it's just a handy or a reach around.
Human sacrifices while holding hands.
If you want hentai with the same story as in >>102248800 try Kagachi sama Onagusame Tatematsurimasu Netorare Mura Inya Hanashi. It's goes word by word with greentext. Humans are real monster
But I guess you made this greentext after watching dat hentai.
i-is it strange i want to lick her abdomen and see hr embaressed reaction
In my experience, it really isn't. Right on the 'rim' is okay but that's a stretch. I don't like it.
Not really, no. Here's some skin.
Prostate massage doesn't feel that good.
BTW when did sadpanda get 4 thumbnail rows minimum? I'm pretty sure when I was browsing it yestarday there were 2 rows
>What acts of sexual depravity will the Ritual of Endless Night now involve?
It's an orgy, so lots of fucking and probably ends in a simultaneous creampie.
Nah, embarrassed/bashful Vera is extremely cute.
>fucking so hard your soul falls out
no eng patch yet?
translation scene is dead
Yes it does. Don't make me pout.
No it doesn't.
Thread lacks best grill.
Nope, no translations. Ever. Hold me, anon.
do you guys like my monster girl?
But that's not Papi
>mistaking Papi for best girl
Soviet Fluffy now?
I want her to take me... uhm... back to her nest?
>Wanting a girl that impales you to the floor if she ever steps on you
>Not wanting motherly soft winged harpy
I want her to rape me.
But I still haven't figured out, if it actually is rape, if I want it.
>Brewing the the Elixir of Defloration by collecting the semen of a virgin boy every night for an entire lunar cycle
>Drink while fucking him on the full moon
This is my first time here.
Am I doing this right?
Roleplay, my dear boy. Also, doing it for so long and so roughly you want to stop, and then her not stopping.
Yes, your kind is welcome here.
Oh, I am so ready for this.
Those teeth, her hands, personality...
I'm a bit diamonds now...
You're making this hard for me.
This is as hard as it gets, I'm afraid.
>Liking cruel and evil woman
What's not to like?
There's nothing cruel and evil about being a dom, you ignorant person.
She will just use you and toss you away.
Enjoy your constant domestic abuse before she leaves.
>She will just use you
Can't see anything bad in that
S&M is not abuse. It's love. And I know what I'm getting, I'm paying for it, after all.
>be the unfortunate father of a yeti daughterfu
>hear a sound that could only be a terrible earthquake or the world ending
>put on hazmat gear and gasmask
>get daughters gasmask and hazmat suit out of storage
>out everything inside atomic shelter
>feel like your forgetting something
>pick up your daughters gear and go to her room
>hear a scream
>a male scream
>"wait dad ill be out in an hour"
>'I SAID WAIT"
>its your daughteer
>shes pulling a boy in through a hole in the wall
>you give them both a look like your dead inside[you are]
>the boy gives you both a look like he's dead
>playing possom he must be a smart kid
>set down the hazmat gear you had set up for her
>"What did i tell you about boys in this house"
>"R-rape is illegal until im 18"
>"but my 18th birthday is tommorow"
>realize your free
>go to bed
>get the helium tank you've been saving since her 12th birthday
>take off your gasmask
>laydown and try to let death take you
>this goes on for 2 hours
>she jumps on your abdomen
>"that wont work dad"
>had a hole in it
>she had put a hole in the tank
>you had a backup
>leave the room
>hear a "I BURED THE SHELLS" from your bedroom
>take the 9mm from unde the floorboards
>a backup of a backup
>put it too your head
>pull the trigger
>you were hit with a spray of water
>"I BURIED THAT TOO"
>you taught the little shit too well
>go back to bed
>you'll repair her room in the morning
>go to sleep in your daughters embrace
oh and 9mm was a watergun painted black
SHITTY STORY FIN
Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
Enjoy getting NTRd by her
I'm just a customer, I can't be NTR'd. Try harder.
Would you pic related? Humans are real monsters.avi
Why the fuck /mgq/ loves Setouchi so much
His art is terrible.
Because despite him making too much abominations, he also made some of the best girls.
I think a monster girl version of this would be hilarious.
He is also the only one who makes safe vore/pouch storing/whatever you call it.
the new hotness
Yeah no thanks.
We have Gnome and regular golems for that.
>Setouchi making best girls
Good joke, anon.
She can harden and soften any part of her body at will. That image is just showing off how she looks when she's hot, slightly cooled or fully hardened
Yes but when others do her job already better, what use does she have?
The ability to make your dick turn into a volcano
I doubt that peeing lava is particularly pleasant experience.
demonic energy i ain't gotta explain shit
But you cannot pee anywhere then.
It will melt through.
That would be fun.
This thread does not have enough Cecaelia
I like invisible girls.
>Considered the witch of the sea
>Regularly use magic to alter the size of their body parts
>Because they are so easy going, they use this to lengthen their tentacles and even more effortlessly snap ships in half or drag them down into the sea, figuring "it's fine as long as nobody dies."
Playfulness is an attractive quality.
So I'm bored, thread is somewhat slow.
Anyone up for Trader MC CYOA
Well I would not mind if I ended up with some mermaid/cecaelia/nereid/crabgirl/charbyllis/other aquatic monstergirl if my ship got pulled under.
what if kraken lactated ink
>tfw no selkie waifu to keep me warm at night
I would wish for death but I'm clearly already dead and this is hell.
More like they ink themselves accidentally when aroused.
Just go get a sea lion and cuddle with that.
How would you feel if she would force you inside her tail and make you eat her out?
But I like it here.
Selkies are scary, anything capable of hurting seals is heartless.
Shit nigger I want a mermaid with a built in sleeping bag not some water dog.
I get to be comfy AND do lewd things?
Are you telling me you would not use a boomerang made out of demonskin and baby seal teeth?
I can't take Hobgoblins seriously after seeing the MST3K episode of them.
>What do you think of that one film, Hobgoblins?
>I wrote a song.
>Are you kidding?
>Then let's go!
>What can you do about Hooooobgoblins.
I would use it, but I sure as hell wouldn't make one. And is a selkie made it, I would guilt-trip them for it. After sex.
Living the dream
Is there a new version of the game? Like updated. I think my moon is good enough to read it. Maybe.
Check the VNDB. And if you can read, then surely you can also translate it for your fellow anons, right? Spiderhug in advance.
Your daughteru is very developed for her age or the oppossite.
I wouldn't know how to put the text or crack the game. I mean, I could maybe write down the translations. But like I said " I think my moon is good enough" "maybe". The kanjis are what kill me. I might only do the Centaur route if my moon is total ass
Well before we start Trader MC CYOA let us recap what happened last time
We finally opened up Shop, and even got our first purchase off a fat rich kid wanting to get laid
then sold it to a man who was going after some bandits trafficking Monster Girls because his harpy daughter was kidnapped.
We went too because there was a cash reward and met the female captain of the guard, who is half Oni but is human in apperance.
We beat the Bandit Leader by knocking his brain around in his skull while she and the city guards curb stomped the fooder.
We then had a beer with her and promised to help her win the Festival of the Hunt to ask the Dragon Goddess to turn her into a full Oni, passed out from drinking and brain damage from getting punched in the head super hard.
She then took us home and felt us up while we were asleep.
Incedently, Princess Bride was a good movie.
>She then took us home and felt us up while we were asleep.
i like where this has gone already
Even small contribution is contribution.
And desert consist of grains of sand.
>there will never be MMnIN themed skins
Why is life so cruel, /a/?
I totally forgot about this.
oops wrong image
A-Anon im not making any promises. But God, I'll try my mother fucking best. For you! W-W-What route do you want?
>you'll never see a kaiju film with your monster daughter.
You Wake up, head pounding as a combination of a Hangover and the fact you got punched in the head by a Bandit with the arm strength of a bear. You take a shower after removing your blood soaked bandages, notcing mostly that the skin on your hands was torn apart, and figured any working out involving hands was a no go for a while.
After the shower you apply some new bandages and eat a light breakfast of Eggs and Fruit before trying to remember what happened with the bag you carry to bring back look, you find it next to your bed and a lot more axes then you recall, perhaps a gift from Olga she put the rest of the Bandits axes in your bag. Sitting down you look them over, each are made with some good steal but the craftsmanship was ass, these axes were better as blunt objects than chopping anything.
Realizing it was an hour past dawn you decide to toss the axes in a barrel, your personally dubbed 'Bargain' Barrel where things for 25-50 gold will go.
Placing the barrel out in a side to your store you decide to
1. Open up shop
2. Work out despite the pain, just focus on the legs
>You'll never fly your 100% human-produced Cessna into a harpy
Monstergirl daughterus have been kidnapped by the LRA.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the daughterus?
I actually don't care as much what route it is.
My princible is not to play a game before I can play it completely through anyway.
Just make the choices you would make.
knock her out tke her up and adopt her so fast thiswill quickly turn into
>Monstergirl daughterus have been kidnapped by the USA.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the daughterus?
Im really vanilla, and love Centaurs. Are you fine with that? If yes, im off to do the lords work.
Because Zac is male.
In any case.
Miia is Medusa/Cassiopeia.
Papi is Visage/Anivia.
Centorea is Centaur Warlord/Hecarim.
Suu is Morphling/Zac.
Mero is Naga Siren/Nami.
Rachnea is Broodmother/Elise.
Dulla-chan is Terrorblade/Thresh.
Darling is Omniknight/Jayce.
Smith is Queen of Pain/Miss Fortune.
Zombina is Undying/Sion.
Manako is Sniper/Caitlyn.
Tio is Magnus/Leona.
Doppel is Rubick/LeBlanch.
Polt is Lycan/Nasus.
Dracona is Dragon Knight/Shyvana.
Dryad is Treant Protector/Zyra.
Lilith-chan is Doom/Aatrox.
If you want to do the centaur route, then do the centaur route.
I was thinking more along the lines that you make choices that you would actually make, and then roll with the girl you get by doing that, but whatever.
Why haven't you taken this shit to strawpoll or anonquest? Stop wasting the threads.
Yes. The US of A is nothing to me.
Oh I will. And I will love it.
>Because Zac is male.
>not wanting a delicious trap zac
Are you a fag?
The fuck is this even from?
>after saying this you are vaporized by a losor from one of the illegal spy satelites
He would look better in suit.
>Santa takes the hit for me
>USA killed Santa
>the world has had enough
Yeah, a raincoat.
>USA unleases chemical weaponry everywhere
>we all go underground to the Metro
>animals evolve into monstergirls monstergirls and kidnap men everyday
Well, that's a shame. You only needed to pcik the right choices to save all the deaughterus.
>Implying you would need to kidnapp the daughterus to convince them to be your daughterus.
Just save them after earning the right flags, silly.
Gosh darnit anon, why did you have to go and get my hopes up like that?
>animals evolve into monstergirls monstergirls and kidnap men everyday
All according to FREEDOM!
>USA nukes Russia
>MAD, MAD everywhere
>We Fallout now
>See a Centaur for the first time
(Also forgot to mention in the recap we met Lowla the Owl girl at the library. And also to note I am going to be keeping some note on things like how often we train and how much money we have)
Remembering you did promise Olga you'd help her win the Festival of the hunt you feel you should work out despite the pain.
Knowing your fists are out of the question you decide to focus on your legs. Exiting the shop your stretch your legs out and go for a sprint. After going a good 5K you switch to running sideways to practice side dodging. After another 5K you turn back and sprint back, then repeat the side run but opposite side. Getting back to the shop you head out back where your practice dummy is set up and start practcing some offense, kicking the dummy a good 200 times each leg. You then decide to do some sit ups to let your legs rest, reaching 200 even for those as well before getting back up and practice some more kicking.
After finishing that session you decide to
(and because I suppose it would be better to keep 1s and 2s only posts out)
Please tell me that this is an actual thing.
>touring a 3rd world country
>army thinks your KIA and abandons the nase for greener lands
>child soldier kitsune nurses you back to health for giving her food earlier
>travel across the war torn country to get the kitsune to the safezone ad you back to your squad
Where the hell did I put my Gauss Minigun?
multi tailed fox girls are the best.
When in doubt, hug a lamia.
>President obama frequents these threads and had planned this for years
>the USA was created to make monstergirls
>JFK was the last president who attemped to do this
>he was killed by radical human preservation groups
>Squad was killed by a Harpy
>You'll never avenge your squad mates by making Harpy chicken legs
Shame the best girl in that game is not monstergirl.
like lamias give you a choice. They're cold blooded and will snuggle with you every chance they can get.
I feel like i missed a show.
>looks shitty and generic
The shit i do for monstergirls...
>You will never rescue a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder to keep herself warm.
>You will never rescue a centaur daughteru who can walk to you clumsily on the day she's born to hug you.
>You will never rescue a harpy daughteru who attempts to fly but lands on her butt each time.
>You will never rescue a dullahan daughteru who you break up fights between the head and body.
>You will never rescue an alrune daughteru who smiles gently as she blooms and says she loves you for the care you've given her.
>You will never rescue a vampire daughteru who you take to the nearest hospital to steal the blood bags you need to feed her.
>You will never rescue a cecaelia daughteru who you need to change because she keeps inking her panties when afraid.
>You will never rescue a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails.
>You will never rescue a wyvern daughteru who you rub her upset stomach as she develops her dragon breath.
>You will never rescue a yuki-onna daughteru that just wants you to snuggle with her because she's always cold.
>You will never rescue a mermaid daughteru to console after she hits her head on the local pool's diving board.
>You will never rescue an elven daughteru to congratulate after her first perfect bullseye-shot on her archery class.
>You will never rescue a cyclops daughteru to take to the optometrist for a monocle fitting.
>You will never rescue a dragon daughteru who will always consider your love her greatest treasure.
>You will never rescue a skeleton daughteru that crack silly bones and skeleton puns, hides in closets to spook people, and says stuff like ''oh shit, gotta act natural!'' and crumble into a pile of bones.
>You will never rescue a zombie daughteru that needs of your sewing skills to keep her hand on it’s place.
>implying United States of Jesus would ever do something to topple humanity
If anything, it would be Putin.
He knows whats good, and he wont bow for the loud and ignorant masses.
What names do you think would Riot give the skins in order to not shamelessly expose shoutout/copyright violation?
>You will never rescue a mouse-girl daughteru orphan adopted, despite the incessant complains of your cat-girl daughteru.
>You will never rescue a spider-girl daughteru who weaves a picture of you out of web.
>You will never rescue a slime-girl daughteru who covers you in her entire body as a hug.
>You will never rescue a mantis-girl daughteru who brings you whatever she hunts for your praise.
>You will never rescue a cow-girl daughter who you caress gently as she milks for the first time.
>You will never rescue a lizard-girl daughteru who you need to help peel off her old skin.
>You will never rescue a cat-girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head.
>You will never rescue a dog-girl daughteru who just wants to rub against you
>You will never rescue a caterpillar-girl daughteru cry and cling to you for a whole day because she needs to leave you for 7 months to become a Butterfly daughteru.
>You will never rescue a sheep-girl daughteru whose curly hair grows so fast she looks like a fluffy ball of wool most of the time.
>You will never rescue a horned lizard-girl daughteru who won’t stop crying blood because the other girls won’t stop crying at her crying blood.
>You will never rescue a shark-girl daughteru who you will never be able to stop her needing to bite things to stay calm.
>You will never rescue a monkey-girl daughteru whose unending curiosity will lead both of you into much troubles and adventures.
You will never rescue any of these monster girl daughterus, but if you could, which one would you adopt?
You may choose none, one or more, or add a new monster-girl daughteru to the adoption list.
Photoshop I made this morning, I'm afraid.
Holy shit there is no way something that cute would be begging on the street. Someone like me would snatch her in a heartbeat.
I dont see the problem.
>skeleton daughteru that crack silly bones and skeleton puns,
>hides in closets to spook people, and says stuff like ''oh shit, gotta act natural!'' and crumble into a pile of bones
IM DEAD INSIDE
Could stands be monstergirls?
Reality is so cruel.
no do you not see it goes DEEPER
we were only the prototypes jesus is causing the rapture to take all humans away and preapre the earth for monster girls
Yea i know, i looked it up hence the ">looks shitty and generic".
I only have to look at the posterimage to want to punch MC in the face.
Maybe i'll get around to watching it eventually.
I still havent watched Tokyo Ravens despite MC taking his chances to [X] Touch Fluffy Tail.
Now that's something worth answering.
Lets go deeper.
It was Gilgamesh all along who invented the abrahamic religions to control us and created the Illuminati to guide the world down the path of corruption and decay to prepare us for the dominion of the monstergirls so that we wont oppose it
if i devote the rest of my natural life to these girls may i adopt them all?
>USA goes full Martial Law
>/pol/ goes batshit insane as usual
>Obama makes a press conference at the White House
>There's a strange curtain behind the President
>He says "Today, cohabitation starts!"
>Dozens monstergirls of varying especies come out
>There's a Lamia running from 21st century Paladinfaggots
>She's cornered in an alley
>She awaits for her tragic end
>One by one, the paladins fall
>"Don't you worry, the MG Defense Squad is here"
>This is what all the armored cars and bullets were for
>Obama was trying to protect Monstergirls all along
After catching your breath you decide to open up shop.
It's past noon when you finish up getting set up and turning the sign around. You sit down behind the counter and wait. It's a lot shorter this time around of a wait as a few men walk in. They take a shine to your weapons section and a few at your pieces of armor.
One walks up holding a sword. "How much?"
"Sold." He drops the gold down
Another man comes up holding a bow. "How much for this?"
"Bow costs 50 gold, and you get an arrow per gold." You replied.
"I'll take this and one hundred arrows please." He puts down 150 coins and you take out two fifty arrow quivers and hand them to the man.
As the other costumers look around you see a familiar face. "Captain."
It was Olga. "See you're doing okay. Came to check up on you."
"Your concern is noted, but shouldn't a captain of the guard have more important things to do."
"Yeah, like telling a guy who gave our captive brain damage not to do it again, we're trying to find out who he was working for, and all we're getting is drool piling up on the floor."
"Sorry, thought brain damage would be an improvement." She sighs and shrugs.
"Whatever, once he talks he's getting executed anyway so it's no big deal."
"Well if that's all you came here for."
"Actually, I could do some shopping while I'm here, see you got some food hidden around here too." She looks at your fruits and veggies on sale.
You feel you should offer more while you have her here
LETS GO DEEPER THAN A CENTUARS ANUS
no anon you are the monster girl
Sure. If monstergirls were real.
>Obama lets loose overhuman rapists
>You had joined the army before the announcement of monstergirls
>you were trained as spec ops
>your first assignment is to be the directer of the US branch of MON
>Obama was trying to protect Monstergirls all along
Monstergirls, brought to you by Monstanto - You can't spell Monster without Monstanto.
>we will never be part of the fourth reich nazis who are devoted and ruthless MG bodyguards
You'll never have a MG daughter. You have to accept this.
>you were trained as spec ops
>your first assignment is to be the directer of the US branch of MON
Thats like being trained to build cars and now you are suddenly flying into space
//Papi would need a new champ, there is no proper harpy after all
Black widow Elise
Office Miss Fortune
Pool party LeBlanch
>You'll never be a Paladin armed with not but a blessed iron sword fighting against scum of the earth monstergirls and dodging bullets
>Not opening up a monstergirl orphanage that relies on donations from American charities
>Defending your orphanage from south-Orcican warlords single-handedly using your military experience
Im ok with it.
I dont mind if monstergirls never exist.
Thus they will endlessly live on as ideals in our hearts.
gene splicing a subset of cloning that allows us to mix animal with human...its just not attractive or ute at all
>a pedophile incharge of an orphanage
Yeah, that will work out.
Atleast you could do battle with a regular unblessed weapon.
And the muslims would be fighting against monstergirls until extinction so you would never stand alone against the hordes of filth.
It will be the bomb
>It will be the bomb
>Those qualified and fortunate enough were recruited long before by a secret organization for the protection of humans and monstergirls alike.
>They would work completly undercover and in absolute secret from the rest of the world, utilizing both reverse-engineered magic and monstergirl pheromones.
Just a reminder that if monster girls were real they would be hated and treated like demons; they'd even be executed, hunted, and lynched in certains parts of the world.
Right, I'm sure humans would be able to persecute creatures with god like abilities and strength.
Goddamn it, i wish i hadnt failed the application to the armed forces.
Goddamnit, who would have thought that the swedish military would have such requirements of the applicants mental health?
We used to be the vikings, the scourge of the north, rulers of the sea, the fucking shit.
They'd sell Centaur Sausages in the store.
>What iz 9mm?
We have guns.
And it would happen because humans always seek to destroy anything that poses a threat.
Even other humans.
Just a reminder that if monstergirls were real, they would have opressed us and never let us go above them technologically.
harpy eggs and centaur sausage with some minitaurous milk
>shoving a grenade deep into a centaur horse pussy and barbequing a scylla alive with a flamethrower
>B-52s carpetbombing harpyvillages
There would be no guns.
So this is the theoretical that they suddenly appeared, not they have been around for a while?
Because before modern day weapons we would not be in charge or have been allowed to get today's level of weapons.
Guess what? Humans haven't always had guns. If monster girls existed, I would assume they would have been around as long as we have.
The real question would be if we would had even reached today's technological advances with them around.
that was adorable, thanks for the story
If you thought the paladins would be out to get those monsters, just wait until the crusades start up and America puts its first Templar legion to work.
As Olga was looking over the food you notice her spear was worn down, the edge was chipped and the shaft had some cracks in it. As she put some food in a bag you pulled out a very high quality spear, one of the best your dad gave you when you left. "Hey Captain, I couldn't help but notice your spear is looking a bit worn down, how about I offer you something that can take your...rough style."
She looks over and walks to the counter and picks up the spear, looking it over. She gives it a quick thrust, however perhaps a little too much of a thrust as a hole appeared in a suit of armor you had in the rack.
"Uhhh, bill that to the barracks." She said as you looked up at her.
"It is a very good spear, how much."
"This is one of my higher grade ones, no less than 1000 Gold, or a Platinum if you have one on you."
She sighs reaching into her purse bag and pulls out a Platinum Coin and tosses it on the counter, along with 25 Silver for the food.
"You be careful now, I hear you just got into town, you may be able to take some bandits but...this city is still plenty dangerous."
She pats your head gently and blows you a kiss on the way out.
Afterwards the shops just becomes the norm and you make a sale for the bargain bin axes selling 3 of them off.
As night time approaches you decide to
Poison, fire, spears, burning them alive and shooting them at castlewalls with a catapult.
There are ways to kill shit.
Fuck man, Geralt have been slaying monsters for well over a century.
And this is a universe where a dragon can have its heart impaled by a giant fucking tree and walk away.
A sword is a toothpick against an ogre and that's all we got when we have grown alongside monsters.
Also they have better reproduction than us.
If monstergirls would be real, we would be lucky to even be species still, let alone free.
>[X] Put her out of her misery
Why are there no dinosaur monstergirls?
I really like the places I have driven this thread to.
They went extint 65 million years ago, silly.
But we got something they dont.
The absolute fucking refusal to stay down, even at the point where we will gladly die just to tell them to go fuck themselves.
Our entire mindset is based around kicking giants down cliffs.
Well, we might get enslaved after the wars but there will still be those that will try to fight back, leading to all of us human slaves getting tortured and "lovingly educated" for our monstergirl overlords.
The only downside is that when you fuck up, you get the Nicole treatment.
I for one support our monster girl overlords.
Soviet Fluffy guy here. I held off on posting the rest of the story to stay out of bromont and the other storyteller's way and then fell asleep. I'll finish it later today
Mine isn't, though. I'd rather live a slave than die free.
Because dinosaurs are still generally (i shit you not) unknown.
Yeah, they know about "extinct lizards in the ground" but ask them about the dinos and they draw blank.
Especially americans and chinese.
How many dino movies have we had?
How many can you name that arent related to Jurassic Park, the 2000 movie Dinosaur or Terra Nova from last year?
Dinosaurs are mentally extinct and need to shape up.
I fucking love dinosaurs for the same reason i love monstergirls - they represent a great evolutionary force.
And sadly, we dont get many to combine them.
How can you build a castle with monstergirls around?
Do you have enough poison to go against an army?
Enough bonfires to roast thousands or even billions that fight back when you try to do it?
Do your spears do anything to a slime or Ushi-Oni?
We are now talking about developing alongside monstergirls. When we were in caves the ogres came and took some men once in a while.
The Alraune made us think sex but suddenly ate us.
And do not think that only humans have that quality.
>Most likely HIV positive
Would not save.
>Would not save
>How can you build a castle with monstergirls around?
Fucking Oda Nobunaga's general built one in a single night.
Stop taking the piss, monstergirls are mortal.
They arent gods.
They are killable, albeit harder.
Gather enough numbfucks with weapons and they will kill just about anything.
Huh? She's awesome. I think she should be the hero of her own story. She should be in the next Metal Gear Solid!
Excellent don't think I've ever been a thread with you writing before
Cool, if you're the one keeping the pastebin updated, be sure to remember it.
Reminds me of Balalaika.
>saving a monster because "derp cute" shallowness
>monstergirls in MGS
And ofcourse Snake's daughter would be ahuman
But the monstergirls have their own numbfucks with weapons.
Anything you try would be swiftly stomped out and you would become slaves.
>"I have only my heart, and I gave that to you long ago."
Thank god, I can finally stop reading now
>Not rescuing a child because it's the right thing to do
But the argument wasnt whether or not we would win, but whether or not we could kill monstergirls.
>Not saving someone just because they COULD be HIV positive, bruised and is armed.
A mindset born out of the societial rule to save the weak.
Shes killing people.
Shes not weak.
Alot of people have died because they did the "right thing" and they ended up getting shafted by that very person.
Dont try to hide it, you just want to save her because you want to bone her.
W-what's going on.
>tfw you will never jump in last minute to save a qt 3.14 slime girl from being bludgeoned by wanna-be 40k fags.
>tfw you will never unload 9mm upon their unholy asses
>tfw that slime will never slowly fall in love with you afterwards
Life truly is suffering
hope you dont like your liver
Anon tried to bone a Final Fantasy boss.
I'm looking forward to it, comrade.
Why not save an ugly monstergirl anon?
Does your whiteknighting not extend to uglies?
>Modern military vs. Monstergirls
This some Gate shit right here.
>implying the 40kfags wouldnt be on our side
Its the closest thing to an immortal emperor with an unquestionable rule and a glorious, righteous and dominating military force they will ever come.
So why can't I feed her livers? Why does it have to be mine? All I want to do is provide a good home life for her.
I would save all in hopes they have a hot friend. White knighting for monster girls leaves me a chance to get in the history books which is my lifetime goal. Worst comes to worst I suicide bomb the leader of the MG haters
this always makes me happy.
>Not doing the right thing just because it could backfire on you.
>Thinking one would necessarily need to have some underlying objective when doing a selfless act.
What are you, a psychopath?
They would just unleash the Lilims and all would be instantly corrupted.
I liked how the soldiers in gate are monstergirlfans right off the bat.
Except when the motherfuckers ignored a fucking MEDUSA MAID to go for the generic as fuck catgirl.
And fuck Outbreak Company, the liberalwanking is too much to handle.
>fuck your customs and culture FREEDOM COMING THROUGH!
>Shes killing people.
>Shes not weak.
We're not exactly the pinnacle of durability. Killing someone does not necessarily require much in the way of outstanding physical prowess and definitely not mental integrity.
So much wasted potential right there. It hurts.
You decide to close up for the night, and do a bit of research on the local economy, see if you can learn anything. You walk into the library and hear some flapping. "OOOOH BE THERE IN A MINUTE!"
Lowla hovers down and sees you. "Oooooh it's you from yesterday, are you oooookay?"
"Yes I'm fine, just some broken skin and a headache. Say Lowla do you some books on Sorn's economy? Wanted to do some research."
"I believe we doooo let me just go and look them up."
"Thanks, and by the by, do you..."
"Ooooh is my hooing bothering you? I can be as quiet as a mouse in a, well library!" She flies off as you take a seat, she comes back with some books between her talons and places them and opens them up for you. "My hands aren't that messed up."
She nods and hovers off. "You don't have to be a mute!"
You shake your head as you look over some facts about the economy. The first thing you noticed was the price of precious gems and jewelry that uses them. Rubies, Opals, and Garnets, were prices at 200 gold per half pound, with Diamonds at 250. You then noticed Sapphires, Emeralds, and Topazes were worth double and Pearls going for 500 Gold per half pound.
"Hey Lowla why are these so high?"
"It's because they come from Arn, not from around here, so it's rare to find them here!" You recall having a fair share of jewelry with all kinds of gemstones.
The second thing of note was hunting. For each pound of an animal you were payed 10 gold, double for anything above 500 pounds, and triple for anything half ton or more. "Guess hunters get a nice big chunk of money too"
The last thing you noted was that any discovery of new flora, fauna or other was worth 500 gold plus royalties.
"Nice deal there. That should be enough to give me ideas on how to make some extra cash. Thanks Lowla."
"Noooo...oops, No Problem." She waved her wing
As you leave you
Yes i am, but thats besides the point.
All humans have an underlying objective when doing a selfless act, except when it comes to that spur of the moment without thinking.
Just look at the breastcancer band thing.
People just want a pat on the back and feel good about themselves.
I fucking hate them.
because she likes HUMAN liver deception and the thrill of the hunt
if you annoy her even slightly she will act buddy buddy and wait until you've forgotten and brutally murder you
its all in her nature
Doesnt matter, she was strong enough to kill them bitches.
Shes strong enough to kill you.
All I want is a cute little daughteru who won't eat my liver...why must she hurt me so? Damn fluffytails
As edgy as this sounds cancer cure "supporters" are some of the worst fucking people I've met. They act all self righteous because they've done a fundraiser or two and will talk down to you or even chase you down because you didn't donate "enough" (long story).
>send out the faggots with knives
>Military not incorporating the superior monster girls and attempting to breed the perfect races of monster soldiers
>Centaur transport soldiers
>Minotaur heavy combat
>Arachne gorilla warfare
>Oni combat instructors
Even the faggots with knives would be corrupted.
They would become incubi and start banging each other.
>implying anyone here is capable of either defending or attacking a real living monstergirl that have lived for long enough to develop sentience
I know I am capable of running and that's enough for me.
They don't call guns equalizers for nothing anon. Except for slimes, they'd wreck everyone's shit.
Edgy is about revealing the darker sides of humanity and society.
There is nothing wrong with it.
And yeah, if people want to donate to help people, why do they feel the need to tell fucking McEveryone about it?
Then there are those who think they are good people because they donate 5 bucks a year for that fucking cancer fundraiser.
>Still die with a single with a grenade to the feet
>not Gorilla gorilla warfare
Use a hot iron rod to make slimes evaporate.
I would just want to join because of how cool that sounds to be a part of even if I wouldn't want to kill them.
/pol/ watches Alex Jones?
Enjoy being court martialed for disobeying orders and being a traitor to the human species.
>>not Gorilla gorilla warfare
>NTR'd due to tiny penises
Would you become a Lich knowing that you would also become the little girl, /a/?
I would ask for a refund.
I want curves.
>But the monstergirls have their own numbfucks with weapons
If I remember right, most of the demon lord's troops are equiped ith demon silver that doesn't inflict damage, it just makes people lust more. If you play ranged and don't give them the chance to hit you with their lust weapons then they're dead meat. We aren't weak like the MGE humans
>most of the demon lord's troops are equiped ith demon silver that doesn't inflict damage, it just makes people lust more.
Can we fucking ignore KC's fanwanking when discussing "real life" monstergirls?
Its just not viable from any aspect.
Can we all agree to disagree on how history would had happened/happen if monstergirls were real? Because they aren't real, so there's no point in arguing without cemented facts.
Thats just that one sub species the rest are fine
But not all of us want to fight, I for one would submit without a fight.
>"real life" monstergirls
Then I would act all sweet before ripping life essence out of people.
The roman empire would still be around since the corruption wouldnt matter for shit with overhuman overlords running shit with Julius Caesar out commanding legions of salamanders and conquering europe (save for scandinavia because fucking vikings)
More or less.
Superhuman in stamina, endurance, strength, durability and intelligence, but they don't aim to kill unless there's no other option.
Most of their weapons turn the victim into monsters on contact.
I'd be more worried about the magic that they might employ, since reality warping on the scale of entire kingdoms is a thing in that setting. Or the elementals turn nature itself against you.
How could one tell the difference between different ninetails then? Guess I could just check their passport.
Before you leave you ask Lowla to rent out some books of fighting techniques so you can get stronger, you kept yourself reminded of the promise to Olga. She nods and flies off bringing your a hand to hand combat book, she realized that was your style given the condition of your fists. You thank her before walking off again she waves with her wing.
You walk back in the cold night to your shop, with only street lamp lights shining in the windows to light the place. You head upstairs to your bedroom, feeling tired you open the book up, there was plenty of techniques and even some training methods to help learn it, some of the training even looked a bit harsh. You comtmeplate how you should handle this, your body wasn't up to snuff just yet, so maybe resting until you were better wouldn't be a bad idea, but you could just force through it
Then what weapons would they have then?
>Or the elementals turn nature itself against you.
Where will you run when the ground below you is their weapon, anon?
>mfw i have enough guns to stock my entire neighborhood with enough firepower to hold off the first assualt
Fuck that shit if they attack i fight
Im guessing you can tell by thier attatude?
But they just want to make love, not war.
>The roman empire would still be around...
It's pointless to try to convince each whether we could outperform monstergirls because everyone has a different idea on how monstergirls should be.
It's like fucking discussing wyverns and dragons.
I think the reason humans are losing in MGE universe is because everyone decided to be melee paladins against fuckers who emanate corruption energy. They really need to switch to magic archers shooting holy arrows and just snipe all the girls from far away. Thank god we have guns
>all this lame debate
Where are the monstergirls /a/? Where are the fucking monstergirls?
Ask their opinion on the countries of Southeast Asia if they don't hate either Korea or China, you've got a problem.
Well the problem is that while these fools refuse to acknowledge Papi as best girl we really cannot discuss.
dragons > wyverns
maybe best ass.
I so believe you you have mistaken a harpy for a yeti. You may want to get some glasses.
The chinese kitsune isn't bad, she's just really lustful
Funny how the chinese version is slutty while the japanese version is waifu tier. Guess KC has that hatred towards china a lot of japs do
Should't harpies be titty mosters? Birds have huge pectoral muscles.
Nigger don't you fucking start shit up.
Pecs don't really work that way.
This is also not a good example.
Can't we just agree that all girls, in their own special way are best girls? Can't we all just get along?
Now that is just intimidating. I just see rape and lots of it in the future.
Mistaking bags of chest fat for muscle. Plus they have to keep weight down
>Titties are pectoral muscles and not masses un-aerodynamic fatty tissue.
Humanity itself is its own undoing in many cases. Their faith in the Chief God wavers, nobles end up being too abusive for their own good, or there's a ridiculously high level of pent up stress and trauma from a lifestyle that mimics the worst of both modern Japanese and medieval societies. The monsters that actively corrupt find and exploit these weaknesses, Lescatie serving as a prime example.
Also, even those blessed by the anti-monster gods or get protected with magic have trouble entering the Royal Demon Realm or ANY powerful Dark Demon Realm for that matter. They usually end up becoming monsters who betray humanity and join the side of the Demon Lord by the time her castle is in sight.
There's only one known case of a person who resists that level of corruption, and that's the Wandering Scholar himself.
I am sorry that I do not like a girl that goes to sulk in a corner if I look at a dolphin.
I was trying to keep it manga related.
If we are talking about actual species, I like Cecaelia most.
While Thomas is the best artist on MGQ, he does seem to draw tits bit weirdly at times.
>M4 Shermans vs. Full-grown Oni
You think Moderation would be the best for now. Tomorrow you'd open up and the next day would be spent on training and so forth.
After filling out your plan for the rest of the week you head off to bed.
The next morning you open up shop at the crack of morning, a few housewives come in looking for things for breakfast for their families, mostly buying just 5 to 10 silver worth of food.
As they day went on it became more about men wanting some equipment, some even mentioning Gregory, the man who was with you in the bandit hideout raid, perhaps he helped get the word out. You sold 500 gold worth of weapons, and 200 of armor, mostly from a guard paying Olga's fine for the damage. As night time hit you clocked out early for training the next day You kept focusing legs and body for now to give your fists more time to heal, you decided on learning about using your body movement for dodges as well as more strength in your attacks, hanging your pratice dummy from a tree you practice this technique all day until your entire midsection and below was almost stuck from exhaustion. Clocking in for the night you open shop up again the following day. Slower than yesterday you only managed to empty out your bargain bin that held the bandit axes, selling for 300 gold total. As night time drew near your stopped by a familiar face. It was the fat rich kid who was your first sell.
"Shop keep, do you remember me!? I bought those Goblin Blades for you, I wish to speak with you, about buying something else, a gift for a lady friend!"
Yeti would be way better without the paws.
Roid pecs totally look like tits.
>While Thomas is the best artist on MGQ
Arguable. He has trouble actually making things fappable.
Not wanting a fluffy paw job. Whats wrong with you Anon?
>not Mero semi-naked
That is, before the third installment of the series.
Mero had made it very clear she was not a contender.
Papis is still better.
>New Gate chapter out
>more earthquake shit
>monster girls cling to soldiers for a few panels whatever
>Itami clocks the enlsaving evil asshole prince in the face in the middle of their throne room
This shit was really starting to get boring and I even thought they weren't going to do anything but be grumpy when he dragged all the slaves in in chains. FUCK NO THEY DIDN'T FUCK YEAH THAT FUCKER IS GONNA GET WRECKED
>wanting chafed dick
Impending anal violation.
>Tfw no doujins of Papi being analraped until prolapse
>believing a mermaid
Could be unbirth like what Frfr drew...
>not wanting fluffyness rivaling that of a kitsune tail
>Not believing someone who might be killed for her blood alone
fluffy on your dick is bad
Even if a full grown Oni is strong enough to rip open accesses or even tip a M4, the tank wins the vast majority. How do you think tanks operate? You think they just ram into each other and sword fight with their barrels to assert dominance over the other crew or some shit?
Frfr makes everything look so smooth.
I just want to rub and lick all of both of them.
What's your point.
>Implying tank ramming isn't effective as fuck
Tanks cannot go through actually rough terrain though. She could sneak up on them.
That sounds awesome.
There is already reason to kill her.
Why would she make more reasons to do so?
Who usually wins when Hulk fights tanks?
Nah. Lakis only does sudden, uninvited anal intrusion.
Yeah that is how she could win but it depends on what she has, if all she's got is the strength to rip open a latch and yank someone out it turns into whack-a-mole, except all the moles have pistols and want you to leave.
Dries out your dick, also too much friction.
I don't get it.
Does he enjoy it?
Capefags and people that make money out of them.
She just lets out some female pheromones and the men inside are completely enamored or go into coughing fit while crying.
>Dries out your dick
What if she coated her tale in lotion or lube before hand?
"Ah Yes my favorite Customer."
"Yes you! Come in, come in tell me all about it." You brought the kid to the counter as you started looking for the jewelery you knew had some Arn gemstones in to rack in the cash.
"Well, you see I told all my lady friends my Daddy bought me how I beat up those nasty goblin brothers and made it safe to people to walk out of town again." You simply nod with 'mhm's pulling out a Sapphire and Topza necklace deciding which one would work best.
"And well there's this especially cute one, Kayleen who listens to my daring tale each day! So I decided that Kayleen shall be my first wife of many and wanted something nice."
"Bonsly. You really want to impress your new lady friend a lot don't you?"
"Well I have just the thing." You pulled out the topaz necklace.
"Oh...my...word, a Topaz! Those are rare aren't they!?"
"Yes they are, only the best for your lady friend, and it can be your for the low price of...2000 gold."
"I'll take it!" He said pulling out a large bag.
Trading them off you chuckle knowing that at best that would run up 1500 gold.
"Thank you Shopkeep, I shall spread word of your store!" The kid ran off gleefully unaware you just conned his naivety.
After that you go back to your regiment, training on another leg based technique, this time on a move that lets you kick while moving upwards, and even being able to launch off mid kicks to move around quickly. Again using the dummy and even the wall of your shop you eventually find yourself able to kick up three times before gravity took over.
Following that was a very eventful day, nobles and some guards came in asking for jewlery and weapons all over. You made a killing selling off all your average gear for a hefty sum of 3000 and some jewelry for the same.
As you rest up you decide the next training day to
Wet fur sucks.
Demonic energy, ain't gotta explain shit.
Oni are like shapeshifting Hulks that can regenerate lost limbs in a matter of seconds depending on the myth
I'm not sure if she'd win, but she could sure as hell do a number on them
But wouldn't that hurt?
Shit too lazy to go back and find it, did we just sell the cat's necklace?
No, that I'd make a note of
I want her to stick things in my bum while I stick my thing in her bum.
>I want her to stick things in my bum
>"Hey, anon, wanna conquer Hell with me?"
>"It's okay, I won't let Mephisto-chan touch you."
What the fuck do?
Seal her in a gem and then ram the gem into my forehead
Not that hard.
you guys know theres a translation general on the /jp/ board that does nothing but translate VN's right? have any of you /a/nons mentioned it to them?
But Mephisto was the cool one!
Because I like the way it feels.
/jp/ scares me.
>Seal her in a gem and then ram the gem into my urethra
Mephisto had a voice that terrorized men.
So I guess girl-Mephisto's voice would arouse men?
Not me, I never go there. I will now, though. Thank you, anon, have a handjob.
>I heard a voice then, like a thousand tongues on my dick
Now I must protect manticore smiles, thanks a lot!
Which monster girl would give the best footjobs?
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You decided on doing some endurance and stamina training, after taking the hit from the Bandit Leader you realized that you needed to take a hit as well. Looking through you see a training regiment on body endurance and decide on that
The next morning you take out some lead balls you use for weighing and place them in a sack. Tying them to the thickest brance on the tree you swing it back and get in the way on the return swing and stand your ground, taking the loaded bag straight on and falling back. You repeat this process swinging the bag farther back each time, eventually to the point you can pull off some one two punches and kicks between pushing and return swing. Eventually you find the strength to hold on as the bag hits you. "Hey there."
You see Olga in a tank top and spats sweating, carrying some heavy bags on her arms. "Working out?"
"Yeah, you?" You responded.
"I'm actually doing that and work, dragging some...less than cooperative criminals." The bags she's holding squirms.
"See you're good enough to hurt yourself some more, just came by to say If you ever need work you know where to find me. See you later." She waves jogging off, you take note of how tight her ass was in the spats, possibly the sweat adding to it.
You wondered how big and firm that ass would be once she became an Oni.
After hitting you went to the stamina training, which was mostly running, sit ups, push ups and stretches for absurd amounts of reps and time.
After working yourself to death you drag your sweat covered body upstairs, falling onto your knees and resting your head on the mattress you fall asleep.
The following morning you
Thank fuck I'm part of the enclave
As long as she wont expect me to be too useful.
>Saying no to the Lady of Terror
Creepy sex incoming?
Faggot, a real man would join either NCR or Midwestern BoS.
A real man joins the Tunnel Snakes
Are you going to write more "bad" end greentexts fallout-san?
This guy gets it.
For all the bullshit-spewing about cancer that /a/ does, /jp/ at its best can make even the worst of /a/ look tame.
>Master in Physics
>Scared by anything
Tunnel snakes rule!
What's in /jp/?
I heard it was mostly touhou fans who never actually played the games
They're scary, I went there once during c85 to see if they had an stuff to download and saw a thread about mazacon or something. I later found out it meant mothercon
You forgot the harcore weaboos
You cannot remember her?
She is going to have to have a re-bonding session with you.
>Inflicts your body with a curse so potent that it makes the Anubis' repertoire look like child's play
>Gets to work inscribing runes of pleasure on your flesh, your body becoming more and more sensitive and the curse intensifying with each successful word
>Prepares body modification spells so that not only are you prepared, her own body is best suited for pleasuring you
>Generates an orb of demonic energy rest upon, using the almost-sentient blob of vile magic to enhance the experience however she sees fit, whether it be better cradling you, molesting her, or turning you into a more depraved, warped incubus than before
What >>102260243 said.
The whole board is more or less people wishing they were Japs.
That's us. And we rule!
Two female heroes managed to fight their way to the Demon Lord and females are more susceptible to the ambient demonic energy of the demon realms than males. A proper band of manly adventurers should be able to penetrate deep inside and overcome the Demon Lord just fine.
She really needs a pompadour.
>Two female heroes managed to fight their way to the Demon Lord
So they're fat-ass weeaboos?
>Two female heroes managed to fight their way to the Demon Lord
>implying it wasn't a trap
Bitch please. I've said no to the Lady of Pain.
Maybe I'm glossing over something, but it says nothing about two female heroes reaching the Demon Lord. Instead, the setting books go on and on about how it's impossible to enter the main Demon Realm without being monsterized.
You sure you aren't referring to Druella instead of the DL?
Cyoanon here, would anyone like to bookwurm continue the next thread or keep it for tomorrow?
in case anyone wants to read it.
No, YOU have trouble fapping to his things. There's a difference.
Please continue, I need someone to read during math class.
One question, Diablo-chan: How do you feel about holding hands?
I'm not sure, but that's what the spirit energy corrosion section in World Guide I says.
Also the Demon Lord's husband still isn't completely corrupted and remains the advocate of humans despite the Demon Lord wanting him to give in completely.
What he made in third were pretty disgusting.
Unlike what he made earlier.
He made plantsect tolerable first time.
She has double the hands to hold yours with.
would you fuck the help?
She will probably never say it, but she likes holding hands.
I would hold hands with her./spoiler]
Other than maybe the behemoth and the cerberus I don't agree at all.
If you mean the marionette dolls, they're meant to be unsettling also I'd still hit it.
> No one will ever write a story about Leah maintaining a relationship despite her transformation.
He draws a LOT of ugly ass shit especially outside of MGQ and his comics.
If she asked for it. And that seductive look is absolutely asking for it.
I mean the chimaeras.
No wonder I couldn't find it.
>Also the Demon Lord's husband still isn't completely corrupted and remains the advocate of humans despite the Demon Lord wanting him to give in completely.
He IS an incubus, but yes, he still has the willpower to not completely bend to her will.
The problem is that other people don't seem to be so lucky from what we've seen so far.