>But it decreases his life span every time he uses it
>He's surpassed his limits!
>since when were you under the impression that my final keikaku was behind your father all along?
That'd be a cool twist
It extends their lifespan each time
MC wants to die but still hasn't quite managed to allow themselves to be a bystander to suffering.
>I didn't want to use it, but...
>Hah! He couldn't die even if he were killed!
>I guess we have to use "that"
>I just so happen to have what we need right here. I got it in a much earlier episode.
>This will only works once.
>My father left us at a young age...
>When you use it, you lose part of your humanity.
>couple of teenagers living alone
>not fucking every day
>As long as I have my friends, I'll be unstoppable!
>Th-There's no way you could have mastered that move so quickly...!
>The more you use it, the more *it* takes over
>I'll get you next time, protagonist!
That could make a cool one-shot.
What is 'my dick'?
>I'm strong, because of my friends!
>they're fighting so fast that you can't see their movements!
>MC pulls a complete ass-pull
>thinks: "HA HA! It was part of my plan all along! First, I [made up shit], then, I [lie]. But, most importantly, I made sure to plan for [event there is no way the MC could have possibly predicted].
Boy, do I hate messianic narratives.
>MC doesn't kill the villain
>If we kill him, we'll be like him!
>no one could have survived that
>If he uses that technique, he'll be destroyed!
>There is no way you can penetrate my barrier, it's impervious to all attacks!
>You can't possibly fathom my true reason to fight!
>Arcane incantation is just garbled Engrish.
don't have to animate what you can't see
>he's lost so much blood, how is he still alive?
>We're not so much different, you and I....
>Clearly romantic situation
>MC pats love interest on head
>I didn't see him!
>You can't be stronger than me!
>I fight to protect the ones I love!
>MC recovers from crippling injuries just by sleeping for a few days straight
>villain kills demons for a living
>sees a group of humans tortuing demons for the sole purpose of fun
>villain now kills humans for a living
While I hate this scene for other reasons ( >>102230044 ), the "how can a human be this strong" part is another clue as to Ryuuko's identity.
She was the one absorbing life fibers from her opponents all along.
>He's hospitalized for the next few episodes.
>Guy he almost beat tries to kill him for actually managing to fuck him up a bit
>let me explain the complex thing I just did during that short action sequence
But that sword is for killing monsters!
That never actually bothered me. I mean nips have the one of the longest average lifespan what does shaving a couple years off matter to them and besides they never specifies how much it takes off.
>MC is about to defeat the villain
>"VILLAIN, THIS ENDS NOW! I--"
>"Wh-what were you going to say, MC-kun?"
That's the ending to Kamen Rider Blade.
>bandages cure anything
desk on the 2nd row from the back on the left next to the window
>But this is the wrong thread. 400 posts later.
>implying you wouldn't sit here if you could
>Character almost dies, survives through willpower alone
>At the start of the next episode he only has a few scratches
>I was with the (good/bad) guys since episode one!
>you will never be late for school so you run out of your house with toast in your mouth because you haven't had time to eat breakfast and on your way to running towards school you accidentally bump into your childhood friend and your toast falls on her face as you fall on top of her your left hand landing on her left breast and your penis deeply inserting into her virgin anus immediately ejaculating to make her pregnant with 3 of your children
>Noone has ever beaten it before
Just once I'd like to see this have actual consequences. Like, the protagonist learns a technique that does this, then after using it once or twice dies because he's burnt off all his remaining lifespan.
Didn't Kenshin eventually lose his ability to fight because he was always straining his body to use techniques created for manly men?
>...and could have killed them all in much easier circumstances on several previous occasions.
Pic sorta-related. Consequences in general would be a nice thing to have in more anime.
>former persona of a character is revealed to be a lie
>character now acts as if they have no personality whatsoever rather than their true personality being revealed
And don't tell me that "no personality" counts as a personality, because that's not how it fucking works.
>Nobody has ever come back alive.
>You've defeated me in combat
>You've earned my respect and undying allegiance.
I just noticed that's danny
>But that wouldn't have been nearly as much fun!
this would bother me in DBZ but i feel they always reset their life expectancy every time they got revived. Tien could probably live for 200 years now despite spamming that one move that "takes a year off his life each time"
I'm sure their in a fair bit of steel in his mind at that point.
That's for MC's buddies, who are standing around spectating, to do.
>bloom effect 1000%
This is why you lost WW2, Japan. It doesn't matter how hard you try. You'll still fail if you could never do it in the first place.
I think there's always been some steel in his mind. It would explain the density
>your existence is beneath my notice!
>villain wins in the end
and some retards think that good
>"My technique is different from regular techniques. It’s like my technique is in the top percentage of techniques."
>I was only using X percent of my power
There was a tabletop RPG with a magic system like this. The fencing system was amazing, but the magic system was so shitty it was completly ignored.
>time to use 150% of my full power!
I knew a chinese guy at my school who used this to real contests, vidya, pool, etc.
>not winning and losing at the same time
>Cough up a liter of blood
>No after effects
Fucking anime. Fucking Harlem.
was he at least good or full of shit?
whats with the brunette? she floats as the table is being flipped
>a teenager gets a beating that could easily kill a healthy adult person
>still gets up and fucks the enemy up
Yeah, America understood this. That's why they don't fuck with Russia.
>MC has the strongest weapon but doesn't know how to use it properly
honestly he could wipe the floor with me in CS while only using 50%
but I eventually, after a summer of training, kicked his ass in pool
>Sorry, but before we let you do X, you have to take this convoluted test which makes no sense, and will probably be revealed to be a fake test, the real one yet to come.
His heightened blood flow, yet average blood loss always bothered me.
>His power is X times yours!
>His punches impart exactly X times the energy of yours
>He can jump exactly X times as high as you
>He can run exactly X times as fast as you
>He can hold his breath for exactly X times as long as you can
>He scored X times what you did on the math test
>His car gets X times your car's MPG
>Only [weapon] can defeat [bad guy]
>Gets beat up by a guy they spent the last 20 chapters wrecking the cast
>"I should probably start hitting you now."
I do that in real life though.
I'm too awkward to make a move so head patting is my go-to.
because Russia fucked themselves, m8
>a MERE MORTAL cannot dream of defeating ME!
I like that long ass hair nigga
>Training normally takes over 6 months
>But we'll do it in 3 hours!
you made me spit my drink on my laptop, thanks.
>I mean it! We have spent the last several generations dedicating extensive study to the (adjective) of (name)'s (noun)!
If only Patton was allowed to attack the Soviets. You would be speaking Russian and you know it.
This has been explained to you before. You shouldn't be so stuck on it.
Eat your supper, Pavel
>the villain has a hero at his/her mercy, and it's a perfect time to land a finishing blow
>I have to train or believe in myself more to fight this villain that just wiped the floor with me and everyone I know
>Good thing villains can never get stronger without bullshit transformations, and can't train like I can
Might be an Asian thing.
I am Asian and I really do measure my effort in percentages, and sometimes vocalize these percentages.
My dad did it too
He would beat me and then say 'that was only fifteen percent power'
Where is the trap?
Himecut and Class rep are too hot.
I like Gear 2 shortening his life because it means Oda might make him die young like Roger.
It's different for most other shonen because how the character lives in old age is completely irrelevant
>YOU CAN ONLY USE THIS ONE MORE TIME OR YOU'LL DIE!
>uses it again
I just hate it because while saying " I beat you without even trying" applying a specific number to it as if it was a precise finite measurement is just too fucking stupid for words
doesn't matter where you are, even western shit has this, dissertations before, during and after a fight.
It's not an Asian thing.
You guys are just weird.
>To kill monsters, you must become a monster
>Monsters can only be defeated by humans
Damn it, Anime, make up your mind.
>Good thing none of their complex plans account for people getting stronger
>Good thing they didn't notice my massive potential and kept an eye on me
Luffy's gonna die fighting and/or on the gallows either way, it's not like his lifespan actually matters.
It's not an asian thing, go eat a pot.
>You're good! Looks like I can go all out this time!
>Amazing! After all that, he shouldn't be able to move, let alone stand up!
I think it only means extended use could kill him. Which is irrelevant because look at the shit he's done while in roid mode and lived.
How about monster humans?
>he wasn't going all out yet the second time
>IF IT COMES TO THIS
>Giving names to "attacks"
>He has incredible willpower
They can only be defeated by human monsters.
That's exactly what I was going to add, but didn't.
You are good, sir.
>mc gets his 48th wind
The homo did that injection thing too. I feel like it's just Oda being a typical shonenfag, but at the same time, he might just use that to make us cry again. Also what is diseases.
>the good guys laser beams are blue
>the bad guys laser beams are red
>i have a new technique
>but i haven't quite mastered it yet/ done it before
>pulls it off flawlessly
>I guess I have to use "that"!
>This technique is too dangerous, I'll have to seal it away
>That enemy is too strong! I must use that dangerous technique!
>Waits for monolog and resulting power up to start combat
>he suddenly gets banned for image swap
These threads always make me think about how often I use the word "that."
I was just in the mood for some 3D
what the fuck i didnt post this image
Why does she have yogurt all over her face? Why can't she eat normally?
3DP...wow she's kind of cute
Silly girl that's not how you eat cereal
>Doesn't get mad until someone close gets seriously hurt. Cries first.
Shut the fuck up, she looks like your average american retarded girl.
You're obviously new.
>137 KB, 401x600
There's no imageswap, fuck off.
He punched me really hard and it hurt.
>Punched you hard... like metal... but creation of metal is impossible... unless...
>His power is manipulation of Neon at temperatures between 30 and 35 degrees Celsius, and the pocket watch he carries must be a small AM radio!
Correct. For future reference, the foolz-style archives correctly scrape the intended images through Moot-knows-what-method. That is the uploaded image.
Also when I say 'beat me' I mean physical hitting, not like beating me in a game
It's a good thing this well researched material done by award winning writers and professors doesn't stop us from applying our critical analysis.
>Oh no, this previously friendly robot has now turned on me
>You can tell because all robots have red LEDs installed in their eyes that are designed to light up if they turn evil
>His ability is the ability to copy/steal other abilities
>Yell at enemy pilot in space
>He hears you and yells back
You can't deny that this is not amazing
You know what I meant
Maybe it's like the Geass in that it's meant for the viewers or something.
>There is a fight going on
>Spend most of the time talking
>Stand by and comment on the amazing techniques being used to beat up your friend
>Fire a missile at enemy.
>The cloud of the explosion obscures it.
>"Hah. That finished it off."
>MC is getting rocked by powerful enemy
>We can't help him because honor
You're saving the world, jump his ass.
>it's not like I love you or anything
>We did it! we defeated him!
>(sigh) i-it's finally over...
>Smoke/cloud of dust dissipates, villain is standing unharmed
>N-no, that's impossible!
>MC starts winning
>"My friends are all relying on me!"
>MC has some ancient super weapon/skill that's unique
I just finished watching Kenshin and this whole thread feels like an episode by episode summary.
>beg the rapist not to tell anyone
>rapist does tell everyone even providing video/picture evidence
>doesn't get in trouble
>girl runs away/kills her self
>About to be killed
>Someone jumps in front and takes the blow instead
>Oda's face when he realizes hanging isn't an option
>If I kill him, I'll be no better than him
>The blow wasn't even good enough to kill that person
...They can't kill him by firing squad either.
>Sees the blow coming
>"If he gets hit with that, the power will crush him. There's no way he'll survive"
>"I can't let that happen"
>"But there's no other way to stop it"
>Sprints 20 meters
>Makes it before the blow is landed.
And don't even think about stoning.
>male love interest shows up right on time to save the day
>despite being shown to be really far away on the previous page
Fucking drown him
>demigod hero can barely function in normal everyday life
>Hey girl you have free time wanna have fun with me?
>He is the worst rapist ever, he deserve go to hell
Fuck japan and this bullshit, its no wonder that they can even have children with that kind of actitude.
>Death by drowning
I know there are Sea Stone cuffs, but actually, how were they planning on killing Ace?
>Saying the name of abilities everytime they use them
>MC and villain are trading blows at super high speeds
>while throwing a punch MC has time to give a short monologue about how he's not gonna let the villain succed cuz he has to protect everybody and stuff
>Talking in a fight
>Talking with their fists
You just don't know their secret technique.
>implying this can't be awesome
>Let's go to the beach/pool
>ntr in non h manga
>girl shows up later in the series
>plot acts like she has a shot at winning
>never adress what happened to guy she cheated with
>just pretends the ntr never happened
Hardly unique to shoujo. Also, it makes perfect sense, just ask Samejima.
If you're going to design a robot, you might as well include a feature that lets you know when it's going to betray you.
i know but it happens a lot in shoujos because of the knight in shining armor fantasy
>My ass is ripe for fucking!
Oh, shit. Thats just /a/.
Sea Stone cuffs disables Logi powers. Then chop his head off.
Fuck you, glasses slide all the damn time. Faces weren't built to hold something heavy in one place. You think those nosepads do shit for keeping them in place?
>Cliche anons clichely listing cliches in a cliche cliche thread
>Glasses adjust at the opportune moment.
>he was holding back the whole time!
We do that when we want to act dramatic. Sue us.
I should. The glare gave me eye cancer.
Japan, stop this already
At this point, I take off my glasses completely and put them back on, just to make sure I don't accidentally /glassesadjust
So sometimes I wait for a good time to do it.
I used to do that, but I'd inevitably try to bend and tighten them so they wouldn't slide and then end up spending a few minutes trying to unfuck them so I could see properly again.
>Main villain's plot involves evolution even though they clearly have no idea how it works
Refresh my memory. Was there a guillotine, or were they going to (ironically) use the sword method they did to Roger?
>Character never suffer burns, indirect damage, or hearing damage as long as they jump a few feet to the side
>character gains great power to help others
>I'M A MONSTER
>Completely forgotten about after 3 episodes even though it was "traumatic"
>class we have a transfer student joining us today
Looks like something I would have skipped over, but I'll give it a shot, thank you.
>MC sits at the back next to the window
>I-I don't understand!
>How can this be!
>legendary internet gamer
>turns out to be a young girl in your class
Why is girls being better at you in video games such a turn on?
because its completely impossible in real life, they suck ass at the simplest of games.
>...but a mysterious girl is going to change MC's life forever
It is pretty uncomfortable if you don't do it that way. Your comment makes me think that is like you have never use one.
>character is a darkie
>isn't a lazy whiny asshole or a criminal
>Gelatinous non-resistant plating
>looks like I can no longer hold back
>black guy in anime
>his name is bob
i blame bob sapp
>"Their English is really good!"
>"Harro my namu izzu ____"
>I hate you so much that I love you anon-kun
>I'll protect you said the MC
>boobplates in any shape and form
enjoy having your sternum cave in
>mc eats all the food
>mc has the metabolism of Shaggy
>Your power comes from wanting to protect your friends
>"Today we have a new foreign student"
>"Blonde hair blue eyes"
>I will never forgive you!
>Until I punch you a few times and then let you survive with minor injuries
>mc and rival get into a fight
>laugh it out with bruises on their face in the end
>Armor's primary goal is to be comfortable
>No one can cook
This has never happened to you?
if you use this you lose your powers!
powers back next arc
>Nobody knows that rat poison, acids, and a gallon of hotsauce are not normal ingredients.
>cooking manga harem
>everyone can cook
>Irrevocably evil antagonist defeated by MC
>MC refuses to finish him off, antagonist is super startled and becomes a good guy
>smoke cloud after attack
>character is dead
Fuck, the word came to me as I read it, and then on the replies I say this and laughed. Never change.
Scaling drama bullshit
>You can't control that ability!
>You can only use that ability once a day!
>That ability will shorten your lifespan!
>That ability will make you lose your powers!
>Fuck you stop shitting on our centuries of established magical martial arts
>No such thing as shrapnel.
>Both characters clearly have feelings for each other
>Story drawn out by constant misunderstandings
>Im at my limit
>Asspull power up last second
>MC uses the same attack to defeat every enemy and just changes one word of the attack
>Guy walks in on girl naked, guys fault
>Girl walks in on guy naked, guys fault
>MC is oblivious to the love
>she's the strongest in history
>got her ass kicked chapter sago and hasn't gotten stronger since
Fucking power levels, no one can keep them straight.
That baka ecchi hentai bastard didn't knock, and he didn't lock the door. What an asshole.
>In the frontlines of a large scale battle with lasers spewing everywhere
every anime character knows that bombs and grenades are just red smoke clouds that can be outran and dissipate within 5 seconds of hitting something.
>those black lines they use to show "injuries"
they don't show cuts or bruises or anything, just black lines that the MC progressively gets more of before he stands up for the 30th time to give a speech and then defeat the villain in 1 hit.
pic fucking related what the hell are those things
>That was a good move, but I won't let it hit me twice
>Huh, your stronger than I thought, I guess I can fight for real
>Entire harem shitting on guy more severely than usual
>He fucks off
>They all get distressed and worried when he doesn't show up for 6'oclock abuse
Can you have an appealing main heroine that doesn't have standards?
>Aliens come to earth
>They look and act more human than even Star Trek aliens
At least it's better than
>Large scale battle
>Suddenly the superior commanders have no idea what to do, like they haven't been doing this their whole lives and it's left to the hero to make a plan
>And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
>Every gym teacher is the same uncaring asshole who bullies the well-meaning teachers and picks on MC-kun for protecting the weaker students from his abuse
They even all look alike, Mangaka venting a bit?
>MC gets angry fighting
>girl crys to calm down
>he calms down
If every fight wasn't ruined like this
>Clothes never catch on fire, ever
>Clothes don't actually get torn to rags, they get spikier
>Clothes are torn easily, but underwear is invincible super armor that all attacks miss
Anime can't into damage 9 times out of 10.
>MC fucks with Yakuza
>They don't have his love interest raped and mother murdered
>teacher is unmarried and constantly sexually harasses her students
It's actually the best
As long as it isn't designed over-the-top it should be mostly safe.
>Mc gets beaten by every female for being stupid or nicr
>Monsters of any sort
>They look completely human except for a horn or tail
>They get harassed because BAKEMONO
>May or may not lead to revenge via "eliminate filthy prejudice humans" plot
>It took me 20 years to master that technique and he did it in one week!
>MC masters a technique that took his master years to learn in just a few days
Its dust and dirt, being thrown around gets you filthy
>character spins their weapon in circles before attacking as if it makes it stronger
I hate that one more than most
>I respect your guts for defeating my men, making me look like a fool, and spitting out insults about my mother
Korin tower / Kamehamind
>I hate you rival
>rival doesn't give a shit
It's called the Gary Oak syndrome
>He's surpassed time itself and ended up in the future 5.67 billion years
This is why we can't have cool things.
>Character explains plan clearly
>Character says 'Here's what we'll do' and the scene switches before it's explained
Zero goddamn tension.
>Character spins their weapon in circles before attacking as if it makes it stronger
>It actually does make it stronger
>They're using a fucking slingshot
>this plan has a 0% success rate
I've had this happen to me, sort of. I've gained people's respect and people have earned my respect after a really good sparring.
Not to that ridiculous extent though.
>tfw you just wanted to flourish your weapon flamboyantly and the dm has you make a roll for it
>long technical description of how FTL or sublight spaceship technology works
>it's just a bunch of bullshit that makes no sense, with German or English words thrown in
>MC gets power-up for no reason
>Random religious terms and symbolism thrown in everywhere like it's a goddamn melting pot
>Obsessed fanboys spend years dissecting every incidental connection
>Abbreviations that make no sense thrown in
>The Foot Carry Technology Generator Machine Engine
>FCTGME for short
>Space fleet commanders yells out various names for various weapons on the ship
>They all look like the same blue lasers
>Commander say "Charge the X"
>It's just a bigger laser
Thanks for the laugh.
>Giant laser weapon is fired
>Solid 3 seconds after it vanished and everything is quiet before the giant explosion
Fuck it, it's cool to watch.
>you roll a one
>Character can generate bio-electricity
>They can generate enough to theoretically power a city block
What the hell, where do they get the energy fro-
>They can create free flowing electric arcs
Fuck it. Fuck it all.
>A fun narrative aspect
>Faggot DM: "Rull tuh see if you can do it"
I'm a DM and I hate this shit. Let people have fun.
3.5 a shit.
>3.5 a shit
say that to me fkn face m8 i swer on me mum ill rek u
Can't even disagree with that. Also
>A single laser is fired
>A horizontal line of explosions happen
Really stupid, but fun to watch
They're fusing friendship and motivation to create renewable energy.
This. I spent my entire grade school life thinking the transfer from upstate was Jason Borne or a wizard or something.
>This laser travel at lightspeed
>We can visibly watch it happen
>Some ships have enough time to attempt to dodge
Instead of leaking the usual edition wars onto /a/, let's we agree to fully consider 5th edition, which borrows heavily from 3.5, when it comes out this summer.
>Using Critical fumble rules for anything other than magic
Stupid, stupid, fucking stupid.
But muh Gundam
Half the time this is exactly what happens
>I'm out of juice
>No, you can do it!
>Pulls 6 billion watts of electricity out of their ass for the final push
What if they're really far away and can see the beam of light coming so they know to get out of the way?
Anything is better than 4.
>Attacked at lightspeed
>Take the time to alert everyone
Because they can't see it coming because the beam moves at light speed.
Look, maybe the lasers work really more like the blasters from star wars.
>He's converting his life force into energy!
I'd like to see a series where the power of friendship is applied on an industrial scale. Like the government finances establishments for shonen protagonists to go and have their livelihoods placed in brief peril, and out in the back is just a bunch of turbines.
Then that's some pinpoint accuracy laser sniping from the next few galexies or so over.
I've no problem with lasers. But just don't slap "lightspeed" on it because it sounds cool.
What energy? Kinetic energy? Thermal energy? Warm fuzzies? ATP? What?!
I don't know what kind, but we're out of it! Fire some of your energy at us so that we can get a full charge!
>"And here, gentlemen we have the engine room. As you can see, we only supply our ship with the most whine-y and justice-oriented Japanese middle and high school boys. We give them plenty of antagonists, disposable wacky side characters, and in response to recent humane parental rights, made sure their parents were top scientists and magicians developing the legendary something or other."
>MC and some other dude talking
>mysterious guy comes out of the shadows
>"oh? So that's what he's up to. This is getting interesting."
Yeah 5.0 pretty beast.
No edition wars here officer!
That kind of bothers me now that I think about it.
>Metabolism turns it into enough energy to fuel a laser beam that can tear apart a planet.
>we give them plenty of antagonists, disposable wacky side characters, and in response to recent humane parental rights, made sure their parents were top scientists and magicians developing the legendary something or other
Nice try white man, that sounds incredibly inefficient. Just hook the kid up to some converters and put his love interest under a hydraulic press that slowly lowers whenever the current drops below a certain output
>The shadows are a wall of solid black
>Whenever a villain's servant steps into the shadows it's like they walk into another dimension
>Servant's shadow dimension are never canonically mentioned
I'd kickstart it
>My hips are moving on its own
That would probably violate child labor laws or something since most of them are still in school. You'd get the best results out of dressing it up as some sort of volunteer extracurricular program.
Good luck maintaining his interest when the girl is strapped to a table and unable to administer her punches of love.
If I had them make a roll for it it'd be whether or not they actually looked cool
>Romantic Action Adventure anime
>Best character has an incredible power
>It drastically shortens his lifespan when it's used
>He never gets to use it because It's countered by countless poisonous wasps
every fucking time
I'd rather find ways to make it admirable in society. How do you make being a battery appeal to mass media culture?
>Alright, MC I've calculated that you have a 0.001% chance of making this work. Once we clear a path for you it's all up to you.
Did it really shorten Miroku's lifespan?
>he punched him seven times, but I only saw five
That's why her voice would be recorded and played on repeat
>Even if you get us out of this, I'm not going to thank you or anything
>Put some more effort into it. I could do better myself.
>Y-Y-You baka! Don't let the press drop that low!
>Hentai! I bet this situation turns you on!
>I happen to have a degree in this field of probability.
iirc the hole widened on every use.
...if you know what I mean.
>Suddenly Miroku's obsession with asses and finding new women
>he never unlocks his full power by the end of the manga
>Romantic Action Adventure anime
>Side characters are all useless against anything but fodder
>Love interest only exists as a plot device to control MC's inner demon
>MC chasing after the same pretty-boy antagonist for whole series
>Combat mostly dedicated to the MC chopping up tentacles with his oversized sword
>yfw you realize it's Berserk
So much this
>Incredibly useful power that can take care of most things easily
>For some reason everybody owns a convenient counter to it
or worst of all
>It doesn't work under this, this, this, or that specific condition.
Is there any anime/manga where the protag is a moralfag but still just fucking kills the villain when he defeats him?
>hitting nerve bundles makes a guy explode after 10 seconds
In that case, we don't even need to strap her to that mechanism. We can just keep the MC in a closed-off room listening to the recording. That frees up the girl, who we can hire and train to be each new MC's love interest until he's ready to be sent to the battery room to be extracted from until he dies from old age.
>They clear a path
>On a fucking battlefield
>But not in the MC path
>Because a PATH HAS BEEN CLEARED
Reminds me of the Tin Man from that one weird Wizard of Oz remake.
>So you want me to play a Dandere for one of these dense type?
>If you want me to fall from the sky that'll cost extra
Anyone else here watch it for the saddest human being to walk the earth?
>Incredibly generic but over-the-top shonen anime
>/a/ loves it
>Last 5 minutes of final episode is MC being unplugged from VR as an old done man who can no longer reach his quotas
I'd love to see the reaction.
This is actually the ending to Samurai Flamenco.
Too good for her, poor guy.
I watched it because after the Noh Mask paradox I wanted to see how retarded things could end up.
I'd say Naruto since he was willing to kill Haku, but I don't think he ever had moralfag issues.
>Tsundere girls in real life are not like in anime
Id rather have a Yandere than a Tsundere anyday
>Stand 3 inches in front of someone
>Punch them in the stomach, with 3 inches of space
>They fall unconsious
>tfw this type of dating service actually exists in Japan
>Female teacher only interacts with female students, including special trips, overnights and in-class education
This is some gender bias bullshit
The neck chop always gets me
>Young man comatose after friends pay dating service to arrange for a young woman to crash into him while 'late to school'
>Accused claims they were 'unaware of his jam allergies'
>instead of the sword glancing off, having it directed straight into the center of your chest
>Peeping girls is a tradition for hot spring highschool trips
He basically came within an inch of sucking in Naraku, but it would have killed him to do so. Eventually, he actually gets a potion that lets him not experience the pain when he sucks in the bugs.
It came down to the wire, but they defeated Naraku just before it burst.
>Character attacks a fake/illusion, uses fatal attack that decapitates or slices them in half
>Character attacks real person, only aims for shallow cuts to chest/arms
>Comparing breast sizes and groping
>MC blocks gunshots or sharp swords with the closest object available
>The attacks/shots glance off of the random object as if it were made of the densest materials known to man
>implying its not real
trust me anon its as real as you can get
>Female character with great tits spots one with grotesque cow udders
>Is self conscious about being 'small'
>Guys says pick up lines to a girl
>Guy instantly becomes aggressive and either attempts to beat the shit out of her or rape her
They were going to use the same sword method
I think this is actually the premise behind Yugioh 5Ds - the intensity of playing a card game on a motorcycle can be converted into an infinite supply of energy.
Seriously, what the fuck is the deal with that?
>tfw no flat chested tsundere classmate
Cheap excuse to focus/talk about a characters tits by giving her a complex
Why can't we be perverted AND educational by having the girls help each-other check for lumps?
I just want a flatty brimming with zeal and confidence.
Wow it's just like real life, only without consequences!
>Villain is introduced as batshit insane
>Later is shown to have an incredibly thought out reason for their action and a logical thought process as they monologue about evil
>Nope back to batshit insane even though they were just shown to clearly not be crazy
>Happy generic harem comedyshit
>Hotsprings episode, they check for lumps as a gag
>They find one
>Drama and friendships thrown everywhere because breast cancer
We'll call the sequel Anohana.
It doesn't work that way in reality. Besides, if someone is stabbing you hard enough to punch through your armor then you much bigger problems.
Yeah, except for that 99% of the guys think that rape is the best follow-up line to a pick-up line, and rejection is always some foreign concept to them. Also
>They try to beat up or rape a girl
>They're in the middle of a public area, at least 15 witnesses and possibly 2 security cameras
That's silly, because large breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic indicating fertility. Did you forget that the reason you're specifically attracted to flat-chested girls is because it reminds you of a boy's chest, which you like because you aren't heterosexual? I mean, how many times do we have to remind you?
Armor isn't supposed to be stab-resistant, anon. That's chain mail.
>Delinquents just because they hang out with their friend in game arcades, try to pick up girls, smoke or fight sometimes, but mos of them are just good boys.
For god sake japan, delinquent arent like that, normally they use drug, are alcoholics and rob people.
>Delinquents that can be defeated because the characther practice martial arts
This isnt how real world work
>inb4 that one fag that always defends martial arts, saying that a trained martial artists could take on an entire gang
>They DO rape a girl
>Girls nympho switch is flipped
>Cut to 6 guys dried up like mummies and the girl not having a single split hair or smudged makeup
>He had undiagnosed mystery disease and is die now
>There's a fight
>None of the delinquents have a knife, a gun, or any form of weapon
>All delinquents are bruised, bloodied, and on the ground
>One, and only one of them finally reveals that they actually have weapon and decides it's finally fucking time to use it
Bonus points for
>MC-kun, watch out!
Okay, I laughed.
>Character coughs up blood into hand
>"Looks like I don't have much time left"
>Continues like this for a week
NIGGA YOU HAVE BLOOD IN YOUR FUCKING LUNGS, GO TO THE HOSPITAL
>Not being smart enough to lie in bed with a wet towel across your head, because that cures all diseases, broken bones, and internal bleeding.
Then you deserve to die
>The delinquent high school leader is a flat guy that his actually weight is like 40 kg and is a bishonen, but he can crush a skull with his hand
>manga uses Norse mythology, symbolism and terms
>It's always tuberculosis mixed with the Japanese cold
Crushing a skull has less to do with your physical fitness than the health and skull size of the person who's skull your crushing. Japan has very weak skulls on average.
Honestly I don't even know what to think about Japanese school kids, sometimes they're depicted as harmless trouble makers with everyday problems and other times they're soulless cunts crushed by the pressure of their parents and venting their frustration by torturing small animals.
>two characters face off
>the run at each other
>they both stand for a few seconds
>good guy falls to his knees
>bad guy smiles
>bad guy falls over dead
Every single goddamn time. It never fails.
Most gym teachers are also in charge of discipline in school.
It'd be funny if there were a show where the main protagonist sacrifices his life, where the audience expects him to survive but he actually doesn't, and the series just ends.
I mean the show is actually cut short because of it. Maybe the villain wins or something.
>We must find Thor's hammer
>They never answer the question of what the fuck happened to Thor
And his nickname is "gorilla"-taka or something like that
>I'm coming at you with everything I've got!
>Good luck, I'll block it!
You forgot the best part
>No visible injuries from the pass
>delinquent arent like that
Correct. They're mostly black and they steal from and beat people.
>they both stand for a few seconds
>bad guy smirks
>bad guy suddenly coughs up blood
>bad guy collapses
>good guy completely emotionless
>I've only ever used this ultimate ability once before! You should feel honored to die by it!
>Ultimate ability has zero drawbacks or penalties
>Bad guy using it has been locked in a power struggle with two other bad guys for centuries
Every single fight in Kingdom, seriously.
>bad guy never uses his most powerful attack with no drawbacks or windup time as soon as possible and waits until he's mostly dead to do it
>protagonists on ground struggling to get up
>MOTW destroying everybody
>new guy shows up
>whups ass of MOTW
>side character gets up
>"Who's that guy?!"
>girl gets up
>"He's so cool!"
What is the point of the armour?
>Character ascends beyond a Super Saiyan and becomes even more feral and sadistic
Back in the bad old days, I got VHS tapes for GaoGaiGar with the last ~5 minutes of the final episode cut off. It was a campily hot-blooded mecha show that inexplicably ended with every member of the main cast presumed dead, except for the hero, whose body was decaying into rust before his eyes as his fiancee begged him kill her, and the monster she was becoming. He said "I can't", the rust began to seep up from his neck, and the camera panned back to show the ruins they stood on, stretching as far as the horizon.
Five second pause. Cut to black. End of tape.
Some years later I watched the real ending, but I'll always remember that version.
>He can do it because I believe in MC!
>Show 4 different characters
>MC charges the enemy
>Dust cloud clears, MC is bloody and on the ground
>I mean, MC, are you going to give up now?!
>We've come so far, and our hopes are riding on you!
>MC pushes himself to his knees
>Everybody lives happily ever after because the big bad guy actually had a plan that benefits the entire world, but the "heroes" were getting in the way of it because "muh morals".
Jokes on you, im not into fake asses but true round asses.
>old man that is fucking broken
Im actually cool with this
It's supposed to be slash and strike resistant.
>MC is asexual
i loved this episode
>MC powahs up
>powahs up EVEN MORE
>shows reactions of the MC's friends and comrades being super surprised and in awe of this new powah
>shows reactions of the villain and his henchmen in horror and anger
>Turns out he was a pretty sensible guy and overlooked us getting in the way of his plans after we agreed to serve under him. Wow, what a cool guy!
I excused a lot of stuff from A Certain Magical Index just because they called bullshit on the memory erasure that one time.
>Extreme closeup of villains mouth
>One person does something nice for another person.
>It's completely average manners
>HOLY SHIT, I LOVE YOU
>Same thing, but to a member of the same sex
>HOLY SHIT, I'M GAY NOW
>Who would have thought he'd this strong?
>I should have killed him after the 2nd power up, when I had the chance
>Well, atleast I'll knowing that it was OMOSHIROI
>Person hasn't interacted with any other person
>Falls insanely in love with first character to show them a shred of kindness
Entire driving plot of Madoka
>Girl dresses up in catgirl outfit
>Tail acts realistically instead of just limply hanging behind her
To be fair, there was a lot of saving each others lives involved.
>Find a power source
>Now you get six different powers
>Where do these powers come from, and exactly what are they based on?
>Fuck if I know. Your hidden conscious or some shit
Entire power system in Madoka
If he won...
>He's never manipulated a tail using his ass hole.
>Chronic illness that doesn't even allow her to study
>Depressed and borderline suicidal
Wow, I can't believe this girl is so unstable.
This can also be applied to every other character and relationship in some way.
>Find a power source
>Oh shit two of you have a gun based power, better kill off the mentor
but that's kawaii
Woop woop, back the fuck up.
What do powers have to do with Homura's emotional imbalance?
That's the fun of Madoka, it realistically shows how the constant stress of such powers/responsibilities would break down mentally immature cute little girls. It's like Sailor Moon for pedos. Homura spending years of her life in groundhog day to try and get the good ending for her girl crush is just one aspect of it.
I would watch that.
God that bullshit ending.
>Guns in an anime not primarily about guns
>All henchmen and machines can't follow mc's movements
>They continuously shoot an inch behind where mc is running
>MC makes it into close range and takes down one guy, while the other guys forgets how to shoot
>Systematically take down the rest because all the guns have stopped working for some magical reason
>Punched/stabbed/shot on the torso anywhere other than the lungs
>Cough up blood
>It's like Sailor Moon for pedos.
And now i want to rewatch it.
>Coughs up blood
>It gets absorbed into their hand, because they're never shown wiping their fucking hands
Ah, I was speaking ironically. I can't get enough of the depth in the Madokaverse. I'm even trying to tackle The Different Story, but that's a different story...
>Character can smugly ignore lethal damage like punches straight to the fucking jugular because he has a higher power level
I hate this shit.
>battle tendency in a nutshell
>It's never OWARI DAYO
Well I wouldn't know anything about expanded universe, I marathoned the series while I was sick and stuck indoors, didn't really leave much of an impression. Aside from the music.
>someone gets their coffee
>they put sugar in it
>all the sugar
>then they take a sip
>Pistols have unlimited bullets
Somehow this one always pisses me off the most
>Pistols have unlimited bullets
Somehow this one always pisses me off the most
I'm part of the faction that supported Gen Urobochi, so I'm biased. Yuki Kaijura my everything
>Bringing a character back to life in any way shape or form, unless it involves time travel or data salvaging
>Male MC somehow trips on a flat fucking surface, completely out of range of female friend.
>Proceeds to land on top of female friend
>Hands land directly on both breasts
>Character has a secret overpowered technique
>Never uses it after the first time
>Never develops and intkers with it after being defeated and not joining the MC's party.
>Never uses the technique
>Gets hit by a bus anyway
It never made sense to me. You have no way of knowing. It only makes sense if you believe that every person lives to their 100th birthday then drops dead with modifiers in place based on what you did in life.
>Character wears stockings
>They're clearly made of leather
>Nobody calls her out on being a fetishist
>MC never fuck best girl
>"The only way you stand a chance is if you learn this technique that's only purpose is to counter that technique"
>It doesn't work
>MC wins, because fuck stategy
Someone somewhere is recording every one of these threads, preparing to make the best parody manga of the century.
It won't sell.
>Implying it won't be an online manga.
but things like smoking DO take years off your life. in the sense that, you are killing yourself quicker than normal. same for anything that really fucks with your body on a long-term basis.
And it shouldn't sell. A manga of cliches is still a cliche
>MC can never lose a fight
>Only because if he loses a fight he loses the 'war' and the series would end because there's a ham-fisted Sword of Damocles hanging over his head
>theme is so obviously about friendship and overcoming adversity that MC losing simply will never happen
Bleach did that at the end of Aizen, but we couldn't have it end there could we?
>It's actually a cruse and you will become him by killing him.
>Decide not to kill him
>Too late villain forces you to kill him and takes over
That was a good book. Shame I haven't read a manga that did that.
>They actually aren't different all that different when you think about it, but their sameness isn't a plot point it's just a thing that's acknowledge.
>every fight in JoJo
Japan realized it could never do it. It was desperate though it needed oil to continue it's battles, and it thought that America at that time would rather sue for peace than join WWII.
>he's just a normal high school boy... but even so
I do this with chess, and video games. But not with actual percentages, but more or less how much effort I give.
>tfw Master level player but there are no tournaments within a convenient location to you to improve your skill and your friends stopped playing.
>Poster looks gift horse in mouth
>Even if the blade does not hit you the wind will slice you like when you evade a dragons fangs his claws will still rip you
If you're so alone then why don't you play with yourself?
Because if you kill him he is not gonna die.
I bet you think army helmets stop bullets too.
I always thought it was obvious... You know all those falling boulders and collapsing buildings tend to knock up a lot of dust. That shit gets on you. Look at like 9/11 footage.
Isn't the theory usually along the lines of the master discovered or invented the ability, and then they taught it to their protege?
Dude, you've got this the other way around.
Chain mail is supposed to be slash resistant, and plate mail is both slash and stab resistant.
>Male MC trips and falls
>Manages to strip girl's two layers of clothing before falling down on top of her.
>I haven't used THAT yet
>following episodes are series of countering THAT's being used
>after everything they're back to equal and square one
Fuck your shit taste and shit image and the shit in your ass
>To Aru xxx
>my xxx can't be this xxx
I'm asian and hang out with mostly hang out with asian people. It's not.
It is an asian thing - you are probably just using fifteen percent of you're awareness so you didn't notice.
>mc is only using x percent of his true power
>his training is supposed to help him unlock the other 100-x percent
>H-He truly is....
>the girl isn't pregnant
And this is bad how?
>Not wanting to suck those babies
>'WAA you're just like a baby"
It's bad for my autism.
Well, Shirou in Heaven's Feel.
After using Archer's arm, he's pretty much dead after only a couple days. Worse is the loss of his mind before. Forgetting names, things that just happened, important memories like that last night with his father, etc. In both the normal end and Spark Liner High when he keeps using it, he dies.
This was truly touching, I wept at the end.
>random American in America
>speaks fluent Japanese
>English is unintelligible
You'd think they' be able to at least hire someone who actually speaks the language
They did that in Ika Musume
that, i would actually like to read that sometime
i sat ther for two years
nothing ever happened to me
at least the air was fresh and the view was nice
good thing they don't have the power of grinding
This thread is a summarization of why I like to watch anime.
you've been reading one too many rape dojins, anon.
>implying this ever happens legit
doesn't ginji rely on outside sources fro his big moves?
>We'll call the sequel Anohana.
ahh, then at least i know to drop it after 2 eps then