AH HA HA! AH HA HA!
I wish I could die saving a loli.
How can I go about doing this, /a/?
Are those motherfuckers laughing at me?
Spend lots of time around subway tracks, waiting for a little girl to fall onto them.
Is it cheating if I'm the one who pushes them?
iraq has plenty of lolis in danger and many ways to die, most likely it'll be a bomb on the side of the road though
Don't go saving bums with your friend.
Kidnap a loli, tell teh cops you're going to kill her, then kill yourself instead.
shit, i'd have started guilttripping people about my cancer way earlier than this guy.
Yes. And you can't put dolls on them as bait either.
I saved someone's life, but I survived the incident so it was sort of a hollow ending.
did someone say hollow end?