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You have 5 minutes to adapt Kill la Kill to 4kids standards of good, clean American content
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Extend the second ED.
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>Ryuuko = Rachel
>Satsuki = Susy
>Senketsu = Samuel
>Mako = Macy
>Houka is just called Dog
>Sanageyama is just called Monkey
>Nonon = Natalie
>Gamagoori = ????
>Aikuro = Albert
>Nui = Nelly
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Sit on the license so no one can have it.
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KLK as it is is too inherently lewd.

If they wanted to adapt it they'd have to literally remake the entire show, probably with cheap CGI like you'd see in some cartoons from the early 2000s.
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Samantha kidnaps Rachel's papa. Rachel must go to school and make her apologize for this.
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Replace all skirts with LEVIS jeans.
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>>102219467
Gamagoori = Gregory
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>>102219210
Air it at an evening spot.
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Guts is called Bowels cuz it sounds less violent
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>>102219210

>Rachel Madoch carries a large weapon shaped like half of a pair of scissors. She's looking for the woman with the other half, who sent her father to the shadow realm. Susy Kincaid, student council president of Homeboy Academy, is said to know the woman's identity, so Rachel transfers there. Those who arrive at the school receive a special "Go-Kart Uniform," and Susy has used that power to rule the school in scaredy cat.
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>>102219210

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihaJdNzryXA

>Susy put Rachel's dad in a dungeon and everybody just kind of forgot
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>>102219467
>Nui = Nelly
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>>102219515
>They're not almost naked, they're just wearing leotards like ballerinas (insert CG edit here)
>That's not fighting, it's interpretive dance
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Satsuki's rape scene is replaced with Ragyo fighting a CGI dragon inside Satsuki's mind
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>>102219210
>show is now called Shadowrealmlashadowrealm
>Ryukos father has been banished to the shadow realm and she has to find out who did it
>Senketsu feeds on sweat
>Swords are replaced by walkie talkies
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>>102219210
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivl_Wj6zi9E
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Scissors become safety scissors.
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>>102219973
>It's not rape, it's a motherly massage.
>Those aren't her swimsuit parts
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It needs to be Christian.
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>>102219804
>walkie-talkies

Why?
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>Kill la Kill

What a violent name, it needs to be more moral

>Christ la Christ

Much better
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>>102219804
>Walkie-talkies
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>>102220284
I don't want religion in MY anime.
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genderswap satsuki and ryouko
it's not lewd if they're both guys
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>>102220380
Too bad, 4kids does
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Kill la Kill doesn't have any deaths or anything, so it wouldn't be too difficult to adapt.
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>>102220204
Ever watched E.T?
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>>102220433
So s-cry-ed?
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>>102219684
>who sent her father to the shadow realm
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How to handle motherly bonding in a safe, Christian manner?
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>>102220646
She was being baptised.
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>>102220517
Yet
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>>102219804
I only know a bit about 4kids horrific streak, can anyone tell me what's with this shadowrealm stuff?
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>>102220724
Yugioh adaptation replaced death with "going to the shadow realm"
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>>102220724
>Hasn't seen Yu Gi Oh

Alternatively, you can google it.

http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Realm
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>>102220706
So Ragyo is now nun?
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>>102220859
What's the problem?
It sounds more epic.
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Take the whole series and cut it up into little pieces and make my own show out of it then extend it to 5 seasons with recycled footage.

What now /a/?
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>>102220562
Didn't they put the guns back in for the BDs after there was such an uproar over the DVDs?
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>>102220776
Huh, as much of a fan as I was of Yugioh as a kid I still never realized that....
>>102220859
Thanks, to be honest I just want to look up what else 4kids screwed up now. Seems like it could be a fun read.
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>>102220724
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wu5xfzbY2E&feature=player_detailpage#t=1092
18:12
Pretty much explains what the Shadow Realm is and why it's stupid
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>>102221034
She's a nun that has lost her way and now Susy and Rachel need to teach her the true ways of Christ.
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>>102221060
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>>102220776
It's so fucking stupid, watching the show as a kid I found the concept of being trapped in hell more disturbing than being killed
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>>102221168
Good, but that means that we of 4kids might have to use the original soundtrack. We need hip hop to appeal to kids nowadays
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>>102221284
Cheaper would also be better. I recommend a Christian parody of Ke$ha.
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>>102221339
Excellent, now we can really sell the story of Susy and Rachel
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>>102221383
Oh, don't forget to replace the destroying clothes with destroying robots.
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Rachel and her friend Macy lives into commie-city directed by the evil Miss Susy. One day Rachel found a friendly god-robe called Sam. He change into a longdress (nothing lewd) when he drink her saliva which give Rachel the power to fight with her terrible weapon : the giant half of lollipop! Together they'll fight for freedom of the citizens.
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>>102221119
I sure hope so.
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>>102221224
That's not the problem, the problem is the way they implemented that idea. Take for example the duel where the loser would get his legs cut off by a giant buzz saw, they replaced it with a disc of magical energy that takes people to the shadow realm. And that's just one of a shitload of other ridiculous uses of that concept.
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>>102221449
samefag.
So, life fibers are robot wires.
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>>102221483
>god robe
You can't use the Lord's name in vain. We can call them Super Suits instead
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>>102221449
Ragyo is corrupted cyborg nun

So, if Life Fibers are robots, does this mean that Kamui drink oil like on the skin?

>Rachel
>What is it Sam?
>I know your body. Your skin is getting too dry!
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has somebody interviewed a 4Kids ex-employee? Imagine all the workload you have by censoring shit and changing plots.
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>>102219804
>Senketsu feeds on sweat

appealing to the fetishits, eh idiot?
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>>102219800
>CGI dragon
10/10
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>>102222243
Pretty sure that's a reference to how, in 4kids' One Piece dub, they replaced Blood with Sweat...
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>>102221916
Life fibers are now power wires, Banshi are control cords.
Also, the raid trip is now a field trip that was ruined by the machinations of the evil Terry, a money grubbing mastermind.
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Ragyo's theme has to be replaced, or dubbed. We don't want kids to grow to be nazis.
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>>102220117
mother doesn't even appear, it's a shiny anthropomorphic figure telling Susie about Revocs' evil plan.

The sexual abuse part is basically

>"...and you know what happens next?" as the figure comes close to Susie and mind controls her. She shakes in pain

The same concept applies when Rag-- I mean, Regina, gives the final strike to Susie in ep18

Man, this series has the on the edge of the seat!
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>>102222492
>Terry Goldstein
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>>102221483
>when he drink her saliva

make it something very stupid, like her inner energy, chakra, or some stupid shit

no blood on sight, no sir: only ink blots
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>this ep: barely censored

>doshman doesn't get swordfucked by monkey: instead, his crab machine explodes
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>>102219210
>makes a thread out of my comment
Nice originality there.
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>All members of Nudist Beach wear underpants
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What about the little boy's penis?
Is that Christian-friendly?
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>>102223036
Pff you think we're keeping in Nudist Beach? Now they're going to be recolored to give the impression of wearing swimsuits, and their new name is the Scuba Crew.
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>>102223032
You should have added a watermark.
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>>102223036
>Nudist Beach
Too vulgar
They gotta be called the Beach Boys
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>>102223095
He gets removed from the series entirely.
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>>102223106
>logo: scuba man instead of prohibited briefs
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>>102223175
Thats almsot worse.
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>>102219804
>Senketsu feeds on sweat
That's actually hot and I would love to see this in an h version.

A more realistic name for it would be Cut the Cloth, since that's one of the alternate meanings of the name.
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>>102223234
>almsot

Yes
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>>102219515
>If they wanted to adapt it they'd have to literally remake the entire show
Didn't stop them with card captor sakura...
My god did they butcher that.
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>>102221817

HONEY? WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
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>you realize Nui is the lewdest and least edited character in klk
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>>102222697
Ragyo's theme is now being performed by One Direction. Don't Lose Your Way is now being performed by Justin Bieber.
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>>102223421
Oh, this is going to be hilarious. I have to find something listing all the changes they made to that.
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>>102223234
You mean awesome.

Sensei would likely have to be cut out of the show entirely.
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>imagining the transformation scene
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>>102223781
It's a bright light instead of showing her, and holy music instead of "don't lose your waaaaaaaaiiiii~~~~~~~"
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>>102223781
Just a white screen for the entire sequence.
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>>102223621
Why is Tsumugu so delicious?
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I don't remember religious shit in 4kids cartoons

>>102223882
>viewers get blind
>4kids in court case
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>>102223424
Haha, thanks anon.
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>>102223781
She's secretly wearing a burqa below her school uniform. It operates on the same physics as her underwear.

That, or there's a whole bunch of poorly animated shit flying around and superimposed during the sequence to cover everything.
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>>102223887
Tsumugu x Tsumugi OTP
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>>102223781
They'd probably just use that star effect.
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>>102223991
>She's secretly wearing a burqa below her school uniform. It operates on the same physics as her underwear

I don't think 4shits embraces diversity that much
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>>102224069
4kids confirmed for /pol/
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>>102219467
>Gamagoori = George
FTFY.

And his uniform special ability = the "I'm Rubber You're Glue" uniform that makes your attacks bounce off him and stick back to you.
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>Wan Piss style rap OP
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>>102224147
>no ball-gag, just mummy bandages around mouth
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Does 4kids even still exist?
I haven't heard from then in like, what, 2 years?
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Even though the dubs were shit, I actually miss 4kids
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>>102224296
Why? Was it apart of your childhood? Are you 12?
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>>102224213
>it has random french words in it
>GOTTA FIND OUT WHO HURT MAH DAD
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>>102219467
gamagoori = captain straight edge, a relate-able american flag wearing father figure for the group who keeps the fun clean, and free of sex or drugs
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>>102224367
No, it's just that they were so bad that they were a guilty pleasure
Also, their intros were pretty great
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safety sword scissors
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>>102224367
4kids was airing before 2000.
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>>102224367
If he was 12 it wouldn't have been a part of his childhood you fucking spastic.
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>>102219542
My dick is so hard right now
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>>102224473
They do the Safety Scissors Dance for the OP.
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>>102224543
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCOE5iZmBvY
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>>102224400
Nice digits.
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>>102219730
"if you can't pay the cash you're out with the trash and feel free to quote me"
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>>102223175
swimsuit trunks clan
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Replace every single line of dialogue of Senketsu with just repetitions of his name:

>So Senketsu, how about we try using THAT?
>"SENKETSU SENKETSU"
>Ryuuko turns into senketsu senjin.
>Yells: Senketsu slash mode
>"SENKETSUUUUU"
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>>102223095
he's wearing pajamas
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>>102224682
>Not Sam

Japanese names like that are too HAAAAAAARD for American children to get
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>>102224682
I'm going to vomit.
Right now.
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>>102219730
I always though One Piece was stupid and silly because of the 4kids dub. Is it worth watching/reading?
sage for not directly related to thread.
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>Scissorblade replaced with non-sharp walking stick
>Rachel is mad at Nelly for stealing her Dad's walking stick
>Dad is stuck in bed without his walking stick and thus never shown
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>>102224682
calling the ambulance, I'm cringing so hard my face got paralyzed
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>>102224682
Make it so everyone can actually hear Senketsu but only Ryuuko understands what he says.
Now it's 4kids approved
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>>102223781
>Intro of CGI Dragons in US
>Intro of local celebrity transforming and singing in Mexico
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>>102224931
What about the episodes in which they visit the house, though?
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>>102224756
>life fiber clothing is changed to pajamas

Pajama Sam the comfiest pajamas until rachel meets the president of the pajama club susie with pajama Jan
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>>102225026

>What's that Senketsu?
>SENKETSU SENKETSU!
>Mako's trapped in a well you say? Let's go?
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>>102225099
The house is fine of course!
Just spend a few hours in paint and you're good.
It's only shown destroyed for like 5 seconds
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>>102224682
>>102225026
>>102225133
I'd actually love to see this
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>>102221224
Yeah actually the shadow realm thing would make the show more interesting than them just getting killed if it wasn't for everything else.
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>>102223421
Aaaaaaahhhhhh, fuck you for reminding me.
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>>102219467
I'd say Samuel fits Sanageyama more
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>>102225327

>IF YOU LOSE THIS DUEL, THE ROOF OF THIS 40-STORY SKYSCRAPER WILL DISAPPEAR BENEATH YOU, LEAVING YOU FREE TO DROP
>...THUS SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM
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>>102223991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pdbshf4iPE
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How do you handle the molestation?
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>>102225670
>>>/adv/
I like being molested, personally.
It makes me feel loved
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>>102225670

Skip it completely, re use scene of dinner with the Makanshokus with some minor edits.
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>>102224292
They went bankrupt a few years back, apparently they'd been refusing to pay royalties for those anime they butchered.
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>>102225670
Ragyo is now a massage therapist.
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>>102225441
I meant if it was implemented in the show in the first place instead of an attempt to censor out death.
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>>102220776
In my opinion, the Shadow Realm is way scarier than just dying
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>>102225885

I know, I was just pointing out how stupid it could get.
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>>102224400
I can totally picture Gamagoori as a DARE officer.

Or the 'If you do drugs or sex YOU WILL DIE' guy from PSG.
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Mako telling Ryuuko to get naked becomes a cgi edit of Mako bitching at Ryuuko to stop dressing like a naughty girl.
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>>102225885
>>102225925
And seems like it fits better with the whole magical card game deal than randomly killing people. Eh, sometimes they get some good ideas.
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>>102219973
>Still uses the back of the blade.
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>>102225670
Like this
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>Ragyo just become Disco Inferno
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>>102226090
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>>102224920
It is inherently wacky, but it does have it's serious moments. It's a tleast worth a pick up.
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>>102224292
Yes and no.
They're now the 4Licensing Corporation.
What the hell they are doing right now is beyond me, tbh. All I know is that it isn't anime.

Also, what the fuck were they thinking picking up Doremi?
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>>102226090

No fucking way. 11/10
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>>102219210
Kids don't like that classical rock crap anymore replace the whole sound track with something hip like this dubstep thing they are so fond of.
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>>102225972
safety officer gagamoor
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Make the visuals more kid friendly
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>>102226836
his eye is on the wrong side
this picture is bad
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Woah, this little middle school girl should not dress like a whore, how do we fix her ?
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>>102227163
they'd probably just draw pants on her.
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All music is replaced by rap and hip hop. Only the rap stays in for 'DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAYYY' (the actual phrase is cut out of the song). Also Gamagori has a negro accent
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>>102220517
pretty sure 4kids fears rape more than death
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>>102227251
Nonono those insignia on her head can corrupt the minds of our children! Skulls? Madness..

Give her something.. Safer.. like this hijab!

Much better.
Well since we are throwing a hijab, lets make her Muslum. We kill 2 birds with one stone, diversity in the show and no child porn!
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>>102225925
This. You're just stuck in this awful limbo. No peaceful death, just... well, scary shit.


And I did like the 4Kids voice actors. Veronica Taylor was a great Ash.

Was the whole "heart of the cards" nonsense in the original Yu-Gi-Oh? I never saw the subbed version, although I did read the manga.
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>>102226937
You have to mirror everything for the Western release, you moron.
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>>102227785
>muslim nonon

drawfags pls
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The masochist in me wants to see how they'd try and handle OreImo. I just want to see what they'd try and do. There are jelly donuts, and then there's wincest.

Masochism aside, 4Kids Pokemon > the one that's on now. Good heavens, those voices... that acting... and of all the people that continued on the show, the second (read: worst) of the two scriptwriters continued on with the show.
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>>102227330
Yea yea let that black guy, from fresh prince to sing it. I heard he does politically correct rap.
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>>102227163
she's now a lollipop
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>>102228917
wut
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Even thought I spent my Saturday mornings watching 4Kids anime as a kid, I'm kinda glad they're dead
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Is there a manga equivalent to 4kids? I remember 90s viz being the devil but still not as bad.
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>>102220706
that is too funny.
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It's already at about the same level of quality. Maybe a 4kids adaptation would make it watchable. At least it would be funny.
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>>102233361
You came to this thread a little late mr. troll
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>>102226090
>mesbian
Oh my god.
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>>102233897
>Anybody with a differing opinion from mine is a troll!
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>>102224920
It's one of the better Shonen series.

Be prepared for a long read
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>>102221168
>>102221916
>Ragyo is a corrupted nun
That actually might be pretty awesome.
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>>102226090
Beautiful.
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>>102234288
That image reminds me of /d/-tan. I don't have an image of her, if you're going to ask.
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What the fuck? There are people on this site who haven't seen that Britney gif before?
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>>102234693
I think it was the thumbnail that got people surprised about it. I haven't seen that gif in a while.

>>102226836
That uniform reminds me of Nichijou. Pic related.



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