You have 5 minutes to adapt Kill la Kill to 4kids standards of good, clean American content
Extend the second ED.
>Ryuuko = Rachel
>Satsuki = Susy
>Senketsu = Samuel
>Mako = Macy
>Houka is just called Dog
>Sanageyama is just called Monkey
>Nonon = Natalie
>Gamagoori = ????
>Aikuro = Albert
>Nui = Nelly
Sit on the license so no one can have it.
KLK as it is is too inherently lewd.
If they wanted to adapt it they'd have to literally remake the entire show, probably with cheap CGI like you'd see in some cartoons from the early 2000s.
Samantha kidnaps Rachel's papa. Rachel must go to school and make her apologize for this.
Replace all skirts with LEVIS jeans.
Gamagoori = Gregory
Air it at an evening spot.
Guts is called Bowels cuz it sounds less violent
>Rachel Madoch carries a large weapon shaped like half of a pair of scissors. She's looking for the woman with the other half, who sent her father to the shadow realm. Susy Kincaid, student council president of Homeboy Academy, is said to know the woman's identity, so Rachel transfers there. Those who arrive at the school receive a special "Go-Kart Uniform," and Susy has used that power to rule the school in scaredy cat.
>Susy put Rachel's dad in a dungeon and everybody just kind of forgot
>Nui = Nelly
>They're not almost naked, they're just wearing leotards like ballerinas (insert CG edit here)
>That's not fighting, it's interpretive dance
Satsuki's rape scene is replaced with Ragyo fighting a CGI dragon inside Satsuki's mind
>show is now called Shadowrealmlashadowrealm
>Ryukos father has been banished to the shadow realm and she has to find out who did it
>Senketsu feeds on sweat
>Swords are replaced by walkie talkies
Scissors become safety scissors.
>It's not rape, it's a motherly massage.
>Those aren't her swimsuit parts
It needs to be Christian.
>Kill la Kill
What a violent name, it needs to be more moral
>Christ la Christ
I don't want religion in MY anime.
genderswap satsuki and ryouko
it's not lewd if they're both guys
Too bad, 4kids does
Kill la Kill doesn't have any deaths or anything, so it wouldn't be too difficult to adapt.
Ever watched E.T?
>who sent her father to the shadow realm
How to handle motherly bonding in a safe, Christian manner?
She was being baptised.
I only know a bit about 4kids horrific streak, can anyone tell me what's with this shadowrealm stuff?
Yugioh adaptation replaced death with "going to the shadow realm"
>Hasn't seen Yu Gi Oh
Alternatively, you can google it.
So Ragyo is now nun?
What's the problem?
It sounds more epic.
Take the whole series and cut it up into little pieces and make my own show out of it then extend it to 5 seasons with recycled footage.
What now /a/?
Didn't they put the guns back in for the BDs after there was such an uproar over the DVDs?
Huh, as much of a fan as I was of Yugioh as a kid I still never realized that....
Thanks, to be honest I just want to look up what else 4kids screwed up now. Seems like it could be a fun read.
Pretty much explains what the Shadow Realm is and why it's stupid
She's a nun that has lost her way and now Susy and Rachel need to teach her the true ways of Christ.
It's so fucking stupid, watching the show as a kid I found the concept of being trapped in hell more disturbing than being killed
Good, but that means that we of 4kids might have to use the original soundtrack. We need hip hop to appeal to kids nowadays
Cheaper would also be better. I recommend a Christian parody of Ke$ha.
Excellent, now we can really sell the story of Susy and Rachel
Oh, don't forget to replace the destroying clothes with destroying robots.
Rachel and her friend Macy lives into commie-city directed by the evil Miss Susy. One day Rachel found a friendly god-robe called Sam. He change into a longdress (nothing lewd) when he drink her saliva which give Rachel the power to fight with her terrible weapon : the giant half of lollipop! Together they'll fight for freedom of the citizens.
I sure hope so.
That's not the problem, the problem is the way they implemented that idea. Take for example the duel where the loser would get his legs cut off by a giant buzz saw, they replaced it with a disc of magical energy that takes people to the shadow realm. And that's just one of a shitload of other ridiculous uses of that concept.
So, life fibers are robot wires.
You can't use the Lord's name in vain. We can call them Super Suits instead
Ragyo is corrupted cyborg nun
So, if Life Fibers are robots, does this mean that Kamui drink oil like on the skin?
>What is it Sam?
>I know your body. Your skin is getting too dry!
has somebody interviewed a 4Kids ex-employee? Imagine all the workload you have by censoring shit and changing plots.
>Senketsu feeds on sweat
appealing to the fetishits, eh idiot?
Pretty sure that's a reference to how, in 4kids' One Piece dub, they replaced Blood with Sweat...
Life fibers are now power wires, Banshi are control cords.
Also, the raid trip is now a field trip that was ruined by the machinations of the evil Terry, a money grubbing mastermind.
Ragyo's theme has to be replaced, or dubbed. We don't want kids to grow to be nazis.
mother doesn't even appear, it's a shiny anthropomorphic figure telling Susie about Revocs' evil plan.
The sexual abuse part is basically
>"...and you know what happens next?" as the figure comes close to Susie and mind controls her. She shakes in pain
The same concept applies when Rag-- I mean, Regina, gives the final strike to Susie in ep18
Man, this series has the on the edge of the seat!
>when he drink her saliva
make it something very stupid, like her inner energy, chakra, or some stupid shit
no blood on sight, no sir: only ink blots
>this ep: barely censored
>doshman doesn't get swordfucked by monkey: instead, his crab machine explodes
>makes a thread out of my comment
Nice originality there.
>All members of Nudist Beach wear underpants
What about the little boy's penis?
Is that Christian-friendly?
Pff you think we're keeping in Nudist Beach? Now they're going to be recolored to give the impression of wearing swimsuits, and their new name is the Scuba Crew.
You should have added a watermark.
They gotta be called the Beach Boys
He gets removed from the series entirely.
>logo: scuba man instead of prohibited briefs
Thats almsot worse.
>Senketsu feeds on sweat
That's actually hot and I would love to see this in an h version.
A more realistic name for it would be Cut the Cloth, since that's one of the alternate meanings of the name.
>If they wanted to adapt it they'd have to literally remake the entire show
Didn't stop them with card captor sakura...
My god did they butcher that.
HONEY? WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
>you realize Nui is the lewdest and least edited character in klk
Ragyo's theme is now being performed by One Direction. Don't Lose Your Way is now being performed by Justin Bieber.
Oh, this is going to be hilarious. I have to find something listing all the changes they made to that.
You mean awesome.
Sensei would likely have to be cut out of the show entirely.
>imagining the transformation scene
It's a bright light instead of showing her, and holy music instead of "don't lose your waaaaaaaaiiiii~~~~~~~"
Just a white screen for the entire sequence.
Why is Tsumugu so delicious?
I don't remember religious shit in 4kids cartoons
>viewers get blind
>4kids in court case
Haha, thanks anon.
She's secretly wearing a burqa below her school uniform. It operates on the same physics as her underwear.
That, or there's a whole bunch of poorly animated shit flying around and superimposed during the sequence to cover everything.
Tsumugu x Tsumugi OTP
They'd probably just use that star effect.
>She's secretly wearing a burqa below her school uniform. It operates on the same physics as her underwear
I don't think 4shits embraces diversity that much
4kids confirmed for /pol/
>Gamagoori = George
And his uniform special ability = the "I'm Rubber You're Glue" uniform that makes your attacks bounce off him and stick back to you.
>Wan Piss style rap OP
>no ball-gag, just mummy bandages around mouth
Does 4kids even still exist?
I haven't heard from then in like, what, 2 years?
Even though the dubs were shit, I actually miss 4kids
Why? Was it apart of your childhood? Are you 12?
>it has random french words in it
>GOTTA FIND OUT WHO HURT MAH DAD
gamagoori = captain straight edge, a relate-able american flag wearing father figure for the group who keeps the fun clean, and free of sex or drugs
No, it's just that they were so bad that they were a guilty pleasure
Also, their intros were pretty great
safety sword scissors
4kids was airing before 2000.
If he was 12 it wouldn't have been a part of his childhood you fucking spastic.
My dick is so hard right now
They do the Safety Scissors Dance for the OP.
"if you can't pay the cash you're out with the trash and feel free to quote me"
swimsuit trunks clan
Replace every single line of dialogue of Senketsu with just repetitions of his name:
>So Senketsu, how about we try using THAT?
>Ryuuko turns into senketsu senjin.
>Yells: Senketsu slash mode
he's wearing pajamas
Japanese names like that are too HAAAAAAARD for American children to get
I'm going to vomit.
I always though One Piece was stupid and silly because of the 4kids dub. Is it worth watching/reading?
sage for not directly related to thread.
>Scissorblade replaced with non-sharp walking stick
>Rachel is mad at Nelly for stealing her Dad's walking stick
>Dad is stuck in bed without his walking stick and thus never shown
calling the ambulance, I'm cringing so hard my face got paralyzed
Make it so everyone can actually hear Senketsu but only Ryuuko understands what he says.
Now it's 4kids approved
>Intro of CGI Dragons in US
>Intro of local celebrity transforming and singing in Mexico
What about the episodes in which they visit the house, though?
>life fiber clothing is changed to pajamas
Pajama Sam the comfiest pajamas until rachel meets the president of the pajama club susie with pajama Jan
>What's that Senketsu?
>Mako's trapped in a well you say? Let's go?
The house is fine of course!
Just spend a few hours in paint and you're good.
It's only shown destroyed for like 5 seconds
I'd actually love to see this
Yeah actually the shadow realm thing would make the show more interesting than them just getting killed if it wasn't for everything else.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh, fuck you for reminding me.
I'd say Samuel fits Sanageyama more
>IF YOU LOSE THIS DUEL, THE ROOF OF THIS 40-STORY SKYSCRAPER WILL DISAPPEAR BENEATH YOU, LEAVING YOU FREE TO DROP
>...THUS SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM
How do you handle the molestation?
I like being molested, personally.
It makes me feel loved
Skip it completely, re use scene of dinner with the Makanshokus with some minor edits.
They went bankrupt a few years back, apparently they'd been refusing to pay royalties for those anime they butchered.
Ragyo is now a massage therapist.
I meant if it was implemented in the show in the first place instead of an attempt to censor out death.
In my opinion, the Shadow Realm is way scarier than just dying
I know, I was just pointing out how stupid it could get.
I can totally picture Gamagoori as a DARE officer.
Or the 'If you do drugs or sex YOU WILL DIE' guy from PSG.
Mako telling Ryuuko to get naked becomes a cgi edit of Mako bitching at Ryuuko to stop dressing like a naughty girl.
And seems like it fits better with the whole magical card game deal than randomly killing people. Eh, sometimes they get some good ideas.
>Still uses the back of the blade.
>Ragyo just become Disco Inferno
It is inherently wacky, but it does have it's serious moments. It's a tleast worth a pick up.
Yes and no.
They're now the 4Licensing Corporation.
What the hell they are doing right now is beyond me, tbh. All I know is that it isn't anime.
Also, what the fuck were they thinking picking up Doremi?
No fucking way. 11/10
Kids don't like that classical rock crap anymore replace the whole sound track with something hip like this dubstep thing they are so fond of.
safety officer gagamoor
Make the visuals more kid friendly
his eye is on the wrong side
this picture is bad
Woah, this little middle school girl should not dress like a whore, how do we fix her ?
they'd probably just draw pants on her.
All music is replaced by rap and hip hop. Only the rap stays in for 'DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAYYY' (the actual phrase is cut out of the song). Also Gamagori has a negro accent
pretty sure 4kids fears rape more than death
Nonono those insignia on her head can corrupt the minds of our children! Skulls? Madness..
Give her something.. Safer.. like this hijab!
Well since we are throwing a hijab, lets make her Muslum. We kill 2 birds with one stone, diversity in the show and no child porn!
This. You're just stuck in this awful limbo. No peaceful death, just... well, scary shit.
And I did like the 4Kids voice actors. Veronica Taylor was a great Ash.
Was the whole "heart of the cards" nonsense in the original Yu-Gi-Oh? I never saw the subbed version, although I did read the manga.
You have to mirror everything for the Western release, you moron.
The masochist in me wants to see how they'd try and handle OreImo. I just want to see what they'd try and do. There are jelly donuts, and then there's wincest.
Masochism aside, 4Kids Pokemon > the one that's on now. Good heavens, those voices... that acting... and of all the people that continued on the show, the second (read: worst) of the two scriptwriters continued on with the show.
Yea yea let that black guy, from fresh prince to sing it. I heard he does politically correct rap.
she's now a lollipop
Even thought I spent my Saturday mornings watching 4Kids anime as a kid, I'm kinda glad they're dead
Is there a manga equivalent to 4kids? I remember 90s viz being the devil but still not as bad.
that is too funny.
It's already at about the same level of quality. Maybe a 4kids adaptation would make it watchable. At least it would be funny.
You came to this thread a little late mr. troll
Oh my god.
>Anybody with a differing opinion from mine is a troll!
It's one of the better Shonen series.
Be prepared for a long read
>Ragyo is a corrupted nun
That actually might be pretty awesome.
That image reminds me of /d/-tan. I don't have an image of her, if you're going to ask.
What the fuck? There are people on this site who haven't seen that Britney gif before?
I think it was the thumbnail that got people surprised about it. I haven't seen that gif in a while.
That uniform reminds me of Nichijou. Pic related.