What would you do if your waifu have a surprise between her legs?
pray that its not a baby
I would suck Shinka's dick.
Suck it, obviously.
make her cum :3
Maybe he meant to say "waifus"
I don't know but if your waifu is pic related, you're waifu's shit.
No surprises for me baby.
Yes. Yes I would.
I'd stick it in my ass.
Compare its size to mine.
If it's bigger, become her bitch.
Honestly? I would suck it so hard.
Why is /a/non-kun so gay?
I would worship it for her pleasure of course.
suck it until it dissapears
So you just like dicks?
I'd pleasure it for hours and make her squeal in ecstasy.
I would gladly drain the semen from her.
In fact it would be an honor.
Shame she can't get pregnant now
>tfw I'll never grow a dick and become a futa
What does fapping with a dick feels like?
I'd service it.
I know how to please a man, after all.
Continue loving her.
Like stroking a giant clitoris
Even if you're straight you like at least one dick.
Salty beef jerky and coins.
the moment you ejaculate, all excitement leaves your body and you want to die.
maybe that is just me.
It is pretty meh experience.
Would you like my dick, /a/non kun?
95 percent of the human race likes penises
except those bitches from Sakura Trick but they're cool
Boring. One orgasm. Sometimes its not even a good one. More like just getting it out of the way.
Futa is delicious.
i dont fap to the dick, i fap to the entire packagintegral masturbation
Dick isn't that special, I'd rather have a squishy pussy
Cumming only feels good if you have had time to edge for hour or two, otherwise it is just well, not that special moment.
Care to trade for masturbatory reasons only?
>you'll never have a loving horny futa girlfriend
Life is endless suffering
>Decide to spend the whole night edging
All that jizz.
All that jizz everywhere.
hve you ever seen a real pussy, shits terrifying smelly and not cute at all, thats why men pay so much attention to lingerie and panties in general , cus it hides it
Pussies are better for masturbation.
Dicks are designed for sticking them in another living beings. Something like a mansting.
yall niggas need to take it slow, enjoy the penis for itself, no porn, just slow strokes. Edge a bit and learn about frenulum edging with the tips of your fingers. There is more to you penis than you realize
I hear that edging makes it feel better, but that's never the case for me, for whatever reason. If I edge for a long time, it feels... dull. There's a lot more cum, but it's dull and is never satisfactory.
Pussies aren't as squishy as doujins make them out to be.
Dicks suck, they get hard when you don't want them to and won't get hard when you do.
And then they shoot out goo you have to either hide or clean up.
I haven't fapped since around October, it's too late for me, anon...
I still want a dick, it can't be that bad, right?
Is that even possible?
Also don't be afraid of sticking things up your but. When you hit that prostate the right way you'll be whimpering out loud before you know it.
>He doesn't know how to edge, orgasm extend or double-up
>I still want a dick
Do you normally spend your weekend pretending to be a 3D girl on an anonymous image board? Get a hobby.
I do this sometimes and it feels amazing, but I just can't give up my H-doujinshi. I need to learn to fap slower when I'm using material, but it's really difficult.
I use jerking it as a form of escapism anyway. Once you blast it
How the fuck do you do it?
Edging is weird for me, it usually makes it feel better but if I go too long there's a weird drop off point where it just stops being pleasurable and I have to finish just to get it out of the way.
Instead of sticking things up your butt, why don't you try sticking my penis up your butt?
Quick'n'dirty fap doesn't really feel good, but well it can be pleasant if you've both time and patience to spend couple hours by fapping or by fapping multiple times per day.
That's not true! He's one of the few anons that has achieved all of our hopes and dreams, becoming a little girl, but it was so long ago that he forgot what the penis feels like.
That's what I'm hoping, at least. I want him/her to tell me the secret.
The plural for 'waifu' is 'waifu'
OP is grammatically correct.
Joke's on you, it's currently in my mouth.
shaking boy legs ｡◕‿◕｡
breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡✿)
little boy body twitches (◕‿◕✿)
curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
boys whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)
quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes ♥（ﾉ´∀`）
boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
At least dicks don't release filthy discharge whenever they want
Oh thanks for reminding me
Put pressure on your taint with your fingers and you can stimulate the prostate that way a bit
Why is everybody so gay?!
I want to smell on anon's cock stink after fapping.
Sheeeeiiiit. How'd that get in there?
I really need to start paying more attention to where my penis is at.
I would kiss and lick just the tip until she couldn't take it any more, and right as she was about to cum I would envelop her head until it stopped jerking and went soft.
Just imagining her cute moans and soft cries of pleasure as she squirms on the bed makes me so hot.
>find this picture months ago
>look up source
>its a scat comic
why wasted talents
I don't think there's anything funny about losing ribs.
But I just want to butt rape cute boys
I'm just a pervert like all of you, you shouldn't care about the gender of the poster
Yeah, there's always the point of no return. If you have a lot of practice though it's not too diffiicult to know how to avoid.
In all honesty, I only really mastered the last two in the last year or so, and it doesn't happen all the time, but for me personally, it involves supplementation, mental fortitude and PC muscle control. Pic related.
Men feel nothing during sex or masturbation. It's just killing time or doing the women a favor. Men should get paid for having sex, having to go through such a bothersome activity.
Pretty sure this is a myth, you're just causing a weird sensation while fapping and convincing yourself it was pleasure.
It was rape.
why aren't you?
2d. That's my /a/
I am cutesexual.
>But I just want to butt rape cute boys
You could always rape me if you wanted.
It's not like anyone else will appreciate my toes curling every time I cum.
>you shouldn't care about the gender of the poster
It becomes a nuisance when it is constantly brought up like it's a big deal.
So can we all agree boys are objectively better than girls?
I don't know about these other guys but I'm not gay. I only like girl cock.
But they do whenever I want.
Nothing ruins the mood like having to clean up your semen.
why is the right order to suck a cock, first lick, then stroke then suck or first suck then lick then stroke
Masturbate to cocks, swear I'll never do it again, it was just a phase.
Next day I'm masturbating to cocks again.
is that something that needed to be agreed upon?
Stop making it a big deal.
I'm at the point where I fap to heavy humiliation and feminization and the moment I cum I snap out of it and feel like shit.
had, learn 2 subjunctive
Learn to control your dick, it ain't that hard.
It's just semen, though. It doesn't come out in yucky colors like yellow, green, brown, or red if something's wrong.
You don't have to worry about swelling, itching, or clotting.
Purest form of love.
I would please her with my moist boy pussy
That's objectively wrong. Gay boys/men are disgusting and should be purged.
Sure is fujoshi in here.
What is with you faggots and behaving in the most obnoxious manner possible? Fucking hell, I'm sick of your shit, and the worst part is that it's pretty much impossible to call you out these days because the faggot brigade consisting of five or six shitposters will jump on you and defend anything another fellow faggot does. Be it emoticons, posting pictures of themselves in women's underwear with their grotesque slimy babbydicks, or even calling themselves something of the opposite gender when they neither look nor act like it. Fucking hell, I hate how you've pretty much taken over trap threads and turned them into an abominable aberration consisting of faggotry, blogshit, and 3Dshit. You're almost as bad as the tumblr dykes that have ruined /u/, but fortunately as males that haven't descended into full faggots you still possess at the very least a modicum of sense and real pride (not that gay obnoxious shit) that prevents you from descending into true scum. You're much like the dead apostles, still possessing human features despite being monstrous beings that only leech off of others and spread pestilence around you. Fucking dick sucking shit for brains. I hate sharing a fetish with you subhumans, and I hate loving ass-play because I can never ever talk about that shit without ":3" and ":D" and "w/ my BF lmao <333" being thrown around like shit in a zoo. Go throw yourselves into a fag pit, you prostate punching, turd burgling, pig disgusting catamites.
>toes curling every time I cum
C-can I pet you?
>tfw it comes out frothy and dark yellow
You say that, but your post is firmly placed between two male posters above and below you.
They went far out of their way to destroy his masculinity, so it's their fault if he'd rather be a girl now.
>btw im a grill
Fuck off, cunt.
>tfw you will never have a foreskin
Why was I mutilated /a/?
Slutchouli, pls go.
Doesn't that happen to everyone? Once I'm done and cleaned up and everything, I essentially can't even think about sex or get aroused for a while.
And then I come on /a/ and there's ALWAYS a fucking boner-inducing thread up and I torture myself by cruising through it.
Saved for future copypasta. Thanks, bro.
Discharge is perfectly normal, Anon.
You just have to clean the gunk away. Best not to do it in a shower so it won't clog the drain.
To help beauty companies gain money.
>C-can I pet you?
How did you know that I liked being petted?
Having fingers run through my hair just makes me shiver and turn to jelly.
Does it matter? Do you think anyone is going to love you regardless?
Instead, why were you born with emotions? Why were you born?
Why go on?
Biotech will grow you a new foreskin in your lifetime.
Biotech will make you a little girl in your lifetime.
Just put a banana peel over it.
You can walk up to chicks and say you find them apeeling.
Biotech will make reproduction obsolete.
Why would you want a disgusting thing like a dick?
You talkin' shit about mai waifu?
I hate to break it to you, but probably 1/5th of people here are female, at least.
Evidence: /a/ meetups at cons, Madoka movie showings, danganronpa threads, tumblr, Free threads, certain tripfags etc. I know two girls personally who go here. I know a bunch of cancerous faggots from the anime club back when I was in college who were annoying females that shitposted on /a/
Most shitposting is done by obnoxious female weeaboos with a sense of superiority.
Because you sound really cute, my sweet /a/non. I'd love to pet your head while your tiny and cute body rests on my legs while I use my other hand to release that stress you are building between your legs.
Is just a way to get rid of a boner.
until you meet him in person and realize all 3d is disgusting
I want to be a little girl with long streatchy foreskin.
>Most shitposting is done by obnoxious female weeaboos with a sense of superiority.
Oh man, you should see how bad Uboachan has gotten..
I hear Foregen is already making some progress with their experiments. On bull foreskin...
I think they said they'll also experiment on human foreskin that is donated, but it makes me feel bad that there will have to be more circumcisions in the fight against circumcision. I guess it'll be worth it in the end, and I'm sure those donators will just grow it back in the future.
>that gif while listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAMJXZnJoY
Oh look, it's that same shitposter from /v/ that admits to only coming to 4chan for the "lewd" threads. Go back to roleplaying in your shitty steam group, you predatory landwhale fuck.
It's had, retard.
Why should they feel superior if they're pretending to be boys?
But I'm 246lbs.... ;___;
Why do you know about /v/, anon?
>use a picture I saved
>suddenly I'm him
nice try, landwhale
Are you asking for a logical reason? You won't get one.
Because they're only pretending. They're not ACTUALLY pathetic loser NEETS who will never have a partner and be the scum of the earth, right?
Your waifu a shit.
Remilia > Cirno > your slutfu
>I'd love to pet your head while your tiny and cute body rests on my legs while I use my other hand to release that stress you are building between your legs.
B-but I'm 6'1" and a /fit/ ottermode. I'll never be tiny and cute.
Why are you trying to bully me? I just wanna rest my head on a girl's lap while she runs her fingers through my hair. Now you're making me actually think that it's possible and not something that I just fantasize about before going to sleep. Pls stahp bully.
I go there for the soku threads, newfriend.
Same filename, same post style. You can't fool me, tubs.
I just want to find a girl who's willing to pretend I'm a cute futa instead of a disgusting boy
>look up image in archive
>same file name
>Also don't be afraid of sticking things up your but
But I'm not a homosexual.
As if this thread wasn't getting any worse, you go and post a reddit meme. Fucking pseudo-normals, you're the worst.
You're making an ass of yourself... please...
It's hilarious that you are calling anyone new.
Then I'll train you to make you thin again. For example, I'll put a cute dildo on the floor and force you to make squats on it until you cum over the place.
This is getting uncomfortable.
This nigga got the best taste
The crossboarder who always does his best to ruin everyone's fun showed up, what else can you expect?
Oh, you're that kind of person. Please go.
Look who's talking.
>What would you do if your waifu have a surprise between her legs?
> not wanting a bull foreskin
I'm okay with this.
I also go to parties and have friends and a job like a normalfag.
Can't we just talk about penises again?
Are you by chance retarded?
Is this a game you play, where you arbitrarily decide certain types of formatting are 'uncool'?
Crossboaders, homos desperate for dats and fujoshi.
Yes, it's hilarious that somebody who's been browsing here for 9 years is calling somebody, who doesn't even know what soku is, new. Yep.
Where are the mods?
This nigga knows what up, just stroke your dick throughout the day rub it, caress it and in the final moment your about to cum it'll feel like heaven.
Seriously, don't overthink, I'm not him. This is like when you search pictures on google and you forgot to change their filenames and people think you come from places like tumblr.
I can feel it
A thread that has matured through bitterness..!
You forgot to mention all the metaphorical cocks that you suck.
Jokes on you because I have sucked a cock before.
We believe you, you ERPing beluga.
The chances of you saving that image with the exact same filename, generated from the exact same post, whilst posting about the exact same things with the exact same post style is exceedingly low.
Literally worst 2hu
Either you're a newfag, or you don't get caught in the middle of meta threads very often. That was a very typical attack on a certain kind of posting style that is, indeed, widely considered "uncool" on /a/.
I recommend you either lurk more or get out.
I've sucked mine, does that count?
>dont fap to three days
>end up going too far and wasting it all without a good orgasm
did you suddenly lose your ability to pretend?
I bet you have, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm calling you a metaphorical cocksucker, there's a difference, you blogshitter.
Because I have a dom side but since I have a low self-steem it's harder than usual for me to dominate someone.
The more pathetic, the better.
I think fingering your ass would be better than stroking you small penis.
Why is it that whenever the people who openly crossboard show up the thread goes to shit?
Get the fuck back to /v/.
Nah, it's definitely a different experience sucking another man's dick.
It was so tasteless. Tasted nothing like skin, but you should know that. The thing that makes it different is when they start moving in and out of your mouth and you have to try your hardest to keep up with the pace.
I also was trying my hardest to try to make his dick taste like something, anything. Apparently this felt amazing since I kept rolling my tongue around every place.
tell me this is either copypasta or you're on amphetamines. i can understand a huge wall of text rambling if you're on amphetamines, but dear god if you're not you're far too butthurt and have way too much time on your hands /a/non.
>the people who openly crossboard show up the thread goes to shit?
So everyone, including you after admitting it
I don't think the chances are so low since I love these threads and I normally go and save a lot of pcitures everyday.
The thread was shit to begin with. Don't you go around calling others crossboarders when you behave like something worse, somebody who isn't even from 4chan, somebody who comes here to blog and roleplay about how they're just a shy little boy who wants to suck a penis.
You mistake me for someone else, but keep projecting.
He's right, though.
Oh, I understand /a/'s over the top reactionary attitude. Some people overly abused the ellipsis and now it's the easy way out of anything you don't agree with: they used an ellipsis? I don't need to bother focusing on anything else!
Consider me mad, because I cannot grasp how you can post with such an air of superiority over something so inane. Everyone else does it, so it must be right.
It's an /a/ defense mechanism. The thread may be a lost cause but in theory it should keep undesirables out of the board's identity.
>You mistake me for someone else
So you've honestly never been to any other board?
I wonder who you think I am.
This is my kind of thread, why didn't I come earlier. FUCK!
Fun is over, sorry, anon..
Do you even know what a crossboarder is?
Wait, we can still talk about 2D penis, can't we?
The /v/ermin are hell bent on ruining the fun for everyone but you can always try.
When will SAO style VR be ready? Oculus Rift + Tenga isn't gonna cut it.
I need to lose my virginity to a cute anime girl before I die.
You can roleplay freely on /v/ with your shitty stutter typing and ellipses.
>The more pathetic, the better.
>I think fingering your ass would be better than stroking you small penis.
Well sorry for being a pathetic virgin.
It's not my fault about what my body does when I cum or where I like being rubbed.
Sometimes it's even a problem. This one time I was at the doctor's and I had a qt physician. She did all the normal stuff for a physical, and then we moved down to my stomach. You know, where they poke your sides just to torture you. I try my hardest to stay composed for what comes next. That's when she did it, she started touching the side of my stomach and ran her finger down the side and I just kinda curled away.
"Oh anon, you're ticklish aren't you?"
"Yeah, just a bit"
She then proceeded to start poking me and rubbing her fingers all along my stomach while I squirmed around. I swear she was having fun at this point. Man, having a ticklish stomach is the worst.
were here to stay loser JoJo is just around the corner and then SAO S2, then SnK S2 /a/ is ours
Maybe they'll use commas as well.
Here's the thing: when you participate in any community, be it online or in real life, any situation where you interact with multiple people, you're playing a "game," so to speak, called "look normal." For every group of people there are unwritten rules called norms that dictate how one ought to behave. If someone's behavior isn't "normal" for the group, then you aren't considered "a part" of the group. That's all that happened: you did something that isn't considered "normal" for an /a/-user and you were punished accordingly. Ignoring whether or not this is the right thing to do, please acknowledge that this phenomenon exists and there's very little you can do but play a long if you want to participate without upsetting anyone.
well ive always wanted to be a little girl
Or: fuck yourself, I'm not going to conform to the /a/ hivemind over something as retarded as the use or non-use of ellipsis. It's ridiculous and "just fit in, nerd" isn't going to cut it.
Does this newfag even know about the archive? Well, in case (s)he does:
Then prepare yourself for constant pain wherever you go, on the internet and in life. fag
What an awful thread. I love it.