ITT: Potential vampires.
Celeste is also a virgin for the same reason.
Do I fit the bill?
Whoever pops her cherry is going to come out of it looking like he was mauled by a wildcat.
Vampire All you can eat = anime convention.
She's so pure
ITT excessive hatching
I hate to break your bubble but,...
This is a VIRGIN thread not an INNOCENT RAPE VICTIM thread.
Mai waifu can't be a virgin anymore.
But like most other all-you-can eat, it's full of fats and cholesterol. It smells bad inside, the sanitation is dubious, and the food is pretty low quality.
<-- High Quality Vampire Meal
so, uh, I've been wondering this for awhile...
...does this mean Seras ain't a virgin anymore?
Why would it mean that?
I mean, now she's part male...but still
do you realize how right you are?
The legs man! look at the legs!
Though I have always wondered why a guy avenging his dead wife is a virgin.
Virgin unless you count getting ass raped like Alucard and Gutts
oh I lol'd
I didn't even notice that
There is never enough Seras porn. Ever.
Hence why I said it.
What is wrong with her legs?
She is still a virgin. All this means is now that she's fed from somebody she's a true vampire. So not only was she turned by a the most powerful vampire ever who had already been modified to hax levels by Hellsing, thereby no doubt giving her some sort of hax powers, but her first feeding was an experienced military veteran so she has serious combat know how.
As for her virginity... it doesn't really matter once you've already been turned. Afterwards it's not like you'll suddenly turn into a ghoul if your hymen rips, or in a male vampire's case if you bust a nut on your victim's tits.
I'm sure she's already summoned Pip's familiar form to penetrate her good'n forceful... but does it really count when it's like that?
Akamatsu agreed, don't bother him about it.
Oh what the fuck? That doesn't even make sense. Did she, like, die sometime between the vows and getting to their room?
Mmm, delicious tomboy werewolf virginity.
I've got like 50 pictures I can't post here
most of them suck though
I think I can post this one
No, it counts as masturbating. Superhuman awesome masturbating, but still masturbating.
PIP, STOP MASTURBATING INSIDE ME.
Not her legs.
BETWEEN her legs.
But I'm pretty sure he's joking. She's just on her period.
so its like golden corral?
WTF? THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER
I fucking love that place. Best bread rolls EVER.
Good god, I need to see this
Great Currychef Onizuka is such an awesome manga.
mine must suck then.
I'm just going to continue to post random Seras hotness, if you don't mind
Why doesn't it count? It's Pip's blood after all. You'd think that drinking a ton of victims would make you bloated with absorbing all their blood but apparently vampires have density or dimensional hax judging by the metric fuckton of blood that Arucard can hold at a single time and, during the london battle, form into familiars.
Blood is the currency of the soul, so it's his soul as well with all his memories intact. So if it's his blood and his soul and his mind, how is getting it on a with a familiar any different than getting it on with him in the flesh? Granted, normally his blood would be inside the flesh... but either way you're getting a bunch of his blood shoved into your vagoo.
By all means. I'll just keep fapping if you don't mind.
OK now you're forcing me to get serious.
When they absorb blood/souls they merged with them. And each soul they absorb merges with all the rest. The host vampire is a walking amalgam of souls.
Therefore, each soul is actually, at least consciously, the soul of the host vampire.
That's how Schrodinger kills Alucard. He merged with his entire mass and therefore destroyed it through hax.
kind of low on the barely worksafe ones though
oh I missed this one
Why did Valentine come back after getting vomited up by Arucard's hounds? Does it not count when you're eaten by the vampire's familiar instead of the vampire itself?
k I'll stop now
I'm pretty sure the Hound of Baskerville is different. It has it's own familiars. Therefore, Luke was his familiar and the hound was killed he was let go.
I donno, doesn't make perfect sense. Was funny to see him die again.