>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>cum inside your older sister's pussy
>is that it?
Hey OP, you better watch yourself...
>IM CUMMING FROM MY ASSPUSSY
>LOOK AT THE GLUE
>HE'S COME INSIDE ME TWICE, AND HIS DICK IS STILL GETTING BIGGER
>MY HEADS GOING BLANK
>I CANT STOP CUMMINGGGG
>You are this wet already
> THANKS FOR THE MEAL
>HE'S FILLING ME TO THE BRIM WITH CUM
Oh god yes.
>The inside of my head is going numb
>RUB A DUB DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB!
>HAVING SEX ON METH IS THE BEST
>YOU ARE HARD AGAIN ALREADY?
This one blew my sides away last night. I didn't even finish fapping.
>ITSH SHOOO GOOOB!
Does /a/ watch Archer?
>His dick is kissing the mouth of my womb!
Why do they do that anyway? I don't UNDERSTAND
Do you not?
>ONII-CHANS COCK IS PUSHING AGAINST MY CERVIX
And I fucking love Archer.
>your dick is hitting my uterus
There was this one Lord of the Rings doujin...
>THE TIP IS RUBBING AGAINST MY CERVIX
>MY UTERUS FEELS SO GOOD
>...IF YOU KEEP GRINDING MY GLANS...
Hearts are the best.
Is this real?
Please tell me this is real.
Read that is Archers voice
Always an instant boner
Fucking evolution and its fucking reproduction urges.
Having sex on cocaine is pretty intense, though.
Are these funny on purpose?
it's one of the only good western shows airing now
And in shirt form
That would be very tempting to get
>Lord of the Ring 3
>Onii-chan, I'll fix your computer
types in sudo rm -rf/* in the terminal
It's just so moe
>SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!
tell me this exists
>I shouldn't, but it feels so good
Yeah, it's real.
>girl humiliates yakuza
>they kidnap her and her friends
>pump them full of drugs
>make them sex slaves
>heavens to betsy
Would you happen to know the title?
The whole idea was that I planned on reading whatever that line came from.
too poor for coke.
I am in the midwest, I could probably score so awful, janky meth in a few hours.
>it's ok if it's you
Where my vanillabros at?
say them again, say them all again
>it's ok if it's you
Oh god this
>well, if it's like that because of me, I guess it can't be helped...
>your body belongs to me and only me!
this can apply to ntr as well
Huh, sorry to hear that man.
What's the price in the US, anyway? For say, 60% purity?
source for you´re lactating even tough you´re a boy
It's used best in femdom
Is there a vocal expression more erotic than this one?
Yeah that sums up previous threads but the point is that hundreds of doujins get translated every week so we need somthing new to laugh at.
But only when shotas say it.
>I'M FLOATING ON COCKS!
>I'm being fucked by my own cock!
>N-NO, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CUM
and it's a girl.
Why is this a problem?
Is Archer even good? I've only seen a few clips of it but it just seems "so randumb."
It's probably the best animated cartoon I've ever seen. You will fucking laugh.
This looks like a good fap but Google isn't helping.
>Only seen a few clips out of context
>Confused because everything seems out of context
Kriger is our hero
Doujins are always great for a hearty laugh
On a side note, is sadpanda working right now? I can't get around it even after doing everything.
What's this from?
It's up for me
Krieger would browse /a/
I swear this line here made me laugh more than it should
It's on a thread on /h/, if anyone's interested
It's a master piece
Good ol' AskRay
I think he already does
I heard his waifu doesn't even have a stereotypical young Japanese woman's voice. Shamefur dispray.
That's faggot shit right there.
Well you're wrong
(man about to fuck a loli)
your tiny hole`s gonna feel much better
Huh. I remember it being much deeper.
It's working fine for me.
I cleared my cache and cookies and shit, is there anything I missed?
It's called Blade Play, right? I need this.
Did you clear your cookies before or after getting the ehentai one?
Just get a cookie editor and copy your member_id and pass_hash cookies from e hentai to the exhentai domain. 6 seconds max
Weird, it started to work again for some reason.
is it wrong if I enjoy watching my waifu getting "raped" by her female friends on futa cases, mens, tentacles and any kind of stuff?
Tsundere sex is the best
It's weird if your waifu is being fucked at all, at least for me. I try to avoid it at all costs.
Fufufu, at your limit already?
>implying dragonforce doujins aren't top tier
Herman Li best girl
can`t help it, my waifu has 68 doujins. only 1 in english
cute power metal bands doing cute things anime when?
Time to go read that one again.
luna singing "that" song in the ova is as far as you can get
You made me spit on my screen
Holy shit wow
Still a fan of pic related.
Is it one of THOSE threads?
Genderbending, I assume.
Expand your horizons, anon-kun.
Does anyone else feel like Season 5 just isn't as good as the last 4? I can't pinpoint why, but it just doesn't seem as funny as it used to.
That's not funny. It's not even erotic.
Seems okay to post since OP only specified lines that you love.
It's amazing how many times shiitake mushrooms and penises are mistaken.
I'm going to need some information on this, I have a thing for fairies.
It's a trap doujin, as a warning.
can you drop a link tot his?
>i´ll make you mine
You glorious bastard, thank you so much.
>but she's dead!
I don't wanna be that guy but I've been trying to find this one for a while.
You can't win against cock
and /pol/ of course
Thanks OP, I'm reading this entire thread in Archer's voice.
Nevermind, found it
Goddammit, you assholes are making me read every single line in Jon H, Benjamin's voice.
You're making reading this harder then it looks.
I need a source for this.
Read the rest of this artists stuff
its all really good
even the misato futa one
/pol/a/cks share a single unseverable thread of fate. And that thread is being unaffected by the yids.
I imagined it was Archer saying that.
>My hips are moving on their own!
>TODAY IS A SAFE DAY FOR ME NOT
>Today is a safe day, so cum all you want inside me!
My dick is an 11 on the Mohs hardness scale.
>(in a gooey font) SPLURT SPLURT
>ONIII-CHANNN, IT HURTS!
>>it's ok if it's you
>It's okay if it's you, Onii-chan.
>It doesn't really count if it's you, Onii-chan.
i wish shindol would make more vanilla since i really like his arts
Men can have vaginas, cis scum
>it's not cheating if it's anal
That reminds me
>Impregnate my asspussy!
Okay, I need a source for that. Badly.
What the hell, Ragyo?
Here. Hopefully exlinks gives you link to this image.
>Don't touch there, it's dirty
They'll never realise that'll only make them want to touch it more
Thank you very, very much.
Sauce? Google gives nothing
I was eating a cookie.
Now I have to vacuum my keyboard.
>All the Pokémon puns in Pokémon doujins
I'm laughing so hard I'm cumming!
What if she's on her period?
Dude, that's like ketchup on the cake my man! Lick that shit up man!
>not liking NTR
Seeing the guy suffering is the best.
At least imouto got MC in the end of the first story. I never cared about the childhood friend so what happened to her didn't bother me.
Literally the only dialogue in Pupa 6.
Why am I still watching it?
Good, but nothing will ever top the first season. I didn't care for the pilot, but the rest was fantastic.
my dick can't contain it
I feel like I should read this.
This goddamn doujin.
Best thing I've read in a while.
>I see the drug is finally starting to take effect
>ONIICHAN I CAN FEEL YOUR PENIS SLAMMING INTO MY WOMB AND FILLING MY ESOPHAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me a lot of hiroyuki's face.
it works on so many levels
>No! Not inside! I'm going to get pregnant!
>"I-I'm only feeling good because of the drug!"
>Rapist reveals that the drug is harmless and doesn't do anything
>HE'S MAKING ME OVULATE
>I'll never be a wife now
seriously whats up with this line
>My penis is kissing your uterus
Google and the archive give nothing.
It's my time to shine
>bop it extreme
Are you being serious?
>Cumming inside a dolphin slut... We're crossbreeding!
I'd post the "Why are you jacking off to porn when you have your little sister" panel but I lost it.
>gay porn and shota are two different things
Prove him wrong.
gay porn is characterized by a male with a penis doing something
shota is a male with a penis doing something
shota == gayporn
You and your opinion can go to hell. That line makes me diamonds every time.
get on my level
What about /ss/?
also a lot you didn't exclude females at all
so under your premises straight porn with a man and woman is gay as well
gib pregnant boys pls
This is the natural progression, right?
>Let's cum together!
Nothing shows love like synchronizing when you cum.