just watched my first anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion, all 26 episodes and the End of Evangelion movie in a single day
can someone here explain some stuff about the show... it left me a little... confused...
REI A BEST GIRL.
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
Which one was Evangelion again? The one with the genius dog?
>can someone here explain some stuff about the show...
More specific. What is your question?
yeah Rei #1
any general explanation of what the shit was going on
It's quite simple. It's a story about multiple notionally allied factions competing to launch a Singularity bootstrapped on alien technology found under Hakone in Japan and in the Antarctic; the hard take-off of a SysOp Singularity; and the wrecking of the Earth when the non-Friendly SysOp heeds a user command to crash and burn the system.
Asuka best girl
She won the Shinji
Kowaru made his ass a literal penis
Lance of Longitude
Also everyone was tang but Shinji and Asuka turned into Korwau and Mari
Angels are aliens that were on Earth first and wanted their land back. There, confusion over.
>16 beings when he only made 14
Can nobody proofread?
Congratulations OP, have you accepted Asuka as your lord and savior this fine evening?
Here you go.
Hey, to those other two marifags around, pic related finally was made. Now let's haste before THAT shitposter arrives
Someone let someone down. From there, it just kind of tumbled down.
That took long enough. Even the old dykes got it before them.
Everyone got it before us, sharing the best one
can someone explain this meme?
Who's that supposed to be?
but it looks like neither of them, wtf
All in one day? I hope you like Eva-related dreams...
I'm thinking front is Kaworu, then Gendo and Shinji are there, behind, and then the other two are Yui and Fuyutsuki.
The colors are all wrong
Front is Yui, back is Gendo and Shinji, and the ones angrily spying are Fuyutsuki and Naoko Akagi
Front is Yui, the two behind are Naoko and Fuyutsuki.
forget about it instantly its terrible and will ruin you forever
AH Naoko, I had totally forgotten Naoko even existed
Thank you based anon. Sure took long enough though.
And congratulations or whatever OP.
Pretty much the whole second paragraph and a lot of the third was taken from unlockable info from an Evangelion ps2 game. None of it was actually mentioned in the series, however Anno supplied the info to the game and he says it's canon.
I am yet to understand the nuances of execution of the HIP and why it was so important for each of them to do it their own way. Can someone explain?
Who? Is he like the Evangelion version of that landwhale Griffith apologist?
>Anno supplied the info to the game and he says it's canon.
Either the Kaworufag, or the Shikinami hater
his ears are so big it scares me
Here you go.
Anno is a fucking monkey.
Why is ano wearing gendos glasses?
thank you my brother
pls no bully
No, there are two Mari related shitposters going active on the moment, one that posts Mari as "best girl" and keeps spamming it, and one /v/ crossboarder who calls out and rages over any pic with Mari (even if it is a group pic) while posting pics of Rei.
We can not let those two meet otherwise the thread goes tumbling down.
they look like plastic
could be the reason why does he have such unkempt hair
I've been in most EVA threads and I've never seen that.
Never seen a Reifag take offense at Mari. Like, ever, except maybe dissing the character in a tangent.
All according to the scenario
There is one autist who flips his shit if Mari is even in a image. This would rustle the shit out of his jimmies if he saw it.
I've seen that but never like you describe it
All according to keikaku
>in one day
Of course you're confused. You can't comprehend it all in one watching.
>yeah Rei #1
I haven't seen it in awhile since the remaining Marifags on /a/ went quiet because of the shitposters but last time it I saw it, it resulted in a series of paragraph long posts about how she was a useless character and had no point etc.
Just another case of no fun allowed.
>that shitty combat bridge
t-thanks for remindg me how bad rebuild is ;_;
We're just getting started.
I only remember one poster doing that, which was essentially copy-paste from evageeks, most likely the same poster even.
First you-know-who-fags, and now Marifags?
Why oh why Anno, what the fuck was that shit, jesus christ anno fuck you
bleh. Anyway I don't think the poster you're talking about is a reifag at all.
Its fine I'm telling you.
Really? First anime ever? And you come straight to post on /a right after?
Do they do this and have Asuka and Mari pilot this bullshit?
He was too busy giggling about Nadia crossovers to notice that Yamashita had gotten out of his cage.
I have a feeling they're a fan of gay pianos.
I absolutely hate the guy but I appreciate the image of Rei about to cap some poor nigga with her gun.
Is Asuka supposed to be some kind of wolf?
The image and that expression plus the text never fails to crack me up.
He's retarded, and now I notice the horrible gun handling Rei has even tho the idea is cool.
This guy should be fired.
Yeah, she's a werewolf in this one.
she's more of a zai beasto
>3.0 in a nutshell
Anno just can't stop with the Nadia hijinks
I don't recall Cowroo beating up Shinji during the piano scene.
Though that would have made the movie a bit better.
yes, is there something wrong with that?
he beats him up psychologically
>omg this kid is starting to bitch about his friends
>he shouldn't have friends
>that's why I killed them all
then he takes him outside to fuck with his head going "YOUR FAULT SHINJI, YOU FAGET NOW LOVE ME", and you know the rest.
SEELE wanted to initiate instrumentality to "advance" the human race, convinced that the elimination of individuality will come out as a net improvement in the long run, and that it will eliminate pain and unhappiness.
Gendo is manipulating SEELE in order to meet his wife again. He sees Instrumentality as something that cannot be helped, and uses it to try and reunite with Yui.
Shinji was just kind of thrown into the whole mess without an instruction manual. He wished everyone to be alone. His reasoning being that nobody can hurt you if you are completely alone :hedgehog:. As he realizes what is going on, he has a change of heart. He accepts being hurt is a part of life, and that human contact is ultimately worth it despite disappointment.
remember that time in EoE when sheenjee cried like a beaten wife when he saw his boyfriendo coworoo?
>tfw I missed the 3.0 /a/ chimpout
But that's wrong faggot
Adam = Angels
Lilith = humans
The problem was that both crashed into Earth.
Everytime there's a superior dominant species it tried to annihilate the weakest, thus the Angels attacking the humans.
Purrrrfect as expected
The pinnacle of animation
>Tons of twitter
>Not linking to news article itself
Crunchyroll confirmed for shit. Again.