Post your ideal waifu traits.
My waifu changes every season.
You should consider getting the fuck out from here, you manslut.
Ideal waifu would be something along these lines i guess.
Nothing can turn you on? Man, that must be sucks.
Eh, that fetish list kinda sux and i'm too lazy to add mine. It's more like i do get turned by them but they aren't my top ones.
Don't have much time on me, so I'll just say that Kurisu is perfection.
I wonder what the autistic version was like.
To lazy, to fill out the chart.
Picture should suffice.
Small/huge in term of muscle volume.
I like you, because a waifu needs to be smart.
>only have phone
>shitty image editor
>can never participate in these things
Just get an old, cheap PC or laptop, Anon.
>ideal waifu traits
that's fucking bullshit, you don't pick your waifu.
I have no waifu.
I have a decent PC, it's just in storage because I have no where to put it.
Where do you live? Can't you just set it on the ground with some pillows to sit on, if you don't have any furniture?
I wouldn't want to do that since my Yorkshire Terrier pisses on everything, and I'm leeching/crashing with family on the couch at the moment. I'd feel bad taking up anymore space than I do already.
Yeah, I'm not going to take the time to fill out your 30 point wheel just to have no one look at it or have someone look at it for half a second. I'd rather just post a picture of her and be done with it.
>Huge maxed out
>Tall almost maxed out
I know they're your tastes, but still, pic related.
I add anal fetish.
Ah, that sucks. Well, I hope everything works out for you in the end~!
I only maxed out the Huge/Amazonian because of the Amazonian part, I'm not into weightlifters.
I wonder if anyone would be able to guess someone else's waifu solely based on this
What's Green for then?
>(Rule breaking in green pls)
It's in the right bottom corner.
Probably not, most of the traits are too generic and the scales are subjective.
I don't have a waifu, but one day I'll meet a girl like from the chart. Right now I am so desperate I am looking at 3Ds too.
>Real age is unknown
I don't actually understand this chart.
Is that what you tell the cops?
So as compensation, I'm adding this. And no, I don't have the template.
Good job, anon. You have transcended all fetish. You have become an enlightened being now.
Now, THIS is autism.
>not putting Nia
I was about to spend probably the next half hour on this, then I saw >>102202248
Something like this, I guess?
B-but I'd look on your chart and even comment on it if I felt like it.
I don't really understand this chart.
>all these redless charts
Come on, anons. Don't be afraid to expand your horizon.
I was pretty lazy with putting red on mine. There are multiple places it could go, but I just didn't do it.
This chart is pretty Vague, is full smart some kind of omniscience, or just "I know everything" smart?
How can you be more or less female? Is maxed out some kind of absurdly feminine creature, and what's inbetween? What's the difference between short and small? etc.
I got rid of the fetish meter because it was stupid
How the fuck does this even work? Why do I have to put 6 points in female?
I thought the lower the "Female" score is, the more tomboyish the girl is, and when you go towards "Male" it switches genders and says how girly the guy is, until it goes full manly mode. Also short is about height and small is about build aka muscles.
Balancing issues. Or a dump stat. Or both.
>tolerating being rich
>can't be cute and beautiful
Don't insult my waifu
That guy just secretly wants to be supported financially by his waifu.
What is right bottom corner?
We really need to make a better, less ambiguous chart. Any ideas?
Well, rename "Short" to "Lean muscles" or something similar (I'm not English) and Huge/Amazonian to Muscular, for starters.
I mean Small instead of Short, of course.
Clear values to start with, as in age actually shown, no arbitrary opposites, no requirement for points put in. I don't think this natal-chart style works for it, and it would work better for something like a histogram. Granted, it doesn't look as good.
can /a/ guess
I didn't have a picture to fit the thumbnail's dimensions, pretty unhappy about that.
this is hilarious and accurate.
>NTR as a turn-on
no but good guess
I edited it a bit
>filling out fetish chart right to left
Fuck that's very close to me.
Define already claimed, please?
I think I did this right, maybe.
I really should work on my drawing.
Too dark man.
>gave dark/tanned a 6
I meant he gave his waifu a six for dark and Valmet is ghostly pale.
What >>102207990 said, though now I have something to put on my "to watch list".
I gave a six because my waifu's dark like Jonah.
It's been a little while since I made that, it needed a slight change.
Did I get it right?
exquisite taste anon
God damn it, this was the first thing I thought of
Excellent taste, anon
I think that I should point out that there is a big personality trait difference between what I'd want to be my cum dumpster and what I'd want as a GF/Wife.
A lot of sexual relationships is make believe. Your waifu might not fulfill all of your fetishes,a nd you hers. But if the two of you don't even try, then the sex is gonna be pretty lame. Putting on a bit of an act for the sake of your lover is part of the fun. Your 'cumdumpster preferences' matter, because at some point that ought to be something you share with your waifu.
Of course. But they aren't 100% hand in hand. I naturally wouldn't want an ugly ass waifu.
>Having Rei as a waifu
Enjoy your used goods
Does she fit the bill?
>only faggots don't love every aspect of their waifu
You are worthy.
Old chart from year of the first season, updated with a better pic from W.
Am I doing this correctly? This chart is confusing.
It's interesting the slight differences between the charts.
>1 Point for Chubby
For what purpose?
Not them, but healthy is great.
I'm not even sure if I did the pie graph right, and I left the "other" space blank in fetishes because I have about a million of them I could put in, so I leave it to your imagination.
Is this chart meant to be based on how they act in canon or what your "ideal" version of them is? I filled it out with the latter in mind.
I just kinda filled it in randomly.
I'm going to need some time on this.
what if my character is both a masochist and a sadist?
Then I guess they'd be happy bring both the dominator and the dominated.
switch huh? alright, I'll notify it in the chart
I don't know so I just described my waifu
I don't have a waifu, or specific preferences I guess.
I-if I fill it out will /a/ help me find my waifu?
Oh hey look who didn't notice the fine print until just now
Sugoi taste anon, our waifu is amazing
Also , i promise my fetishes don't match what i want to do with her. Hell in general they don't match. I'm a sucker for tsundere but i love Yuno the most of all.
>having red in your chart
well not everyones waifu can be second best FE: Awakenings girl
Fair enough. Who would you consider first best?
I find your taste approvable. Carry on then.
>tfw vanilla as shit
>both cute and beautiful maxed
>shit-talking other charts
It's all subjective mate. Also I suggest taking a look at the sub-text in the bottom right.
Was it worth it?
you say what what in the butt?
I regret nothing about my fetish
Amazing taste 10/10
I don´t know what I´m doing
Nigga that's a dart board.
Anyone doing left to right in the fetish is still a newfag.
Anyone doing right to left is a veteran of the manga.
Still haven't found the perfect _trap
>cute and beautiful are opposing categories
That's why I never bother with this shit.
>he didnt read the whole thing
Both cute and beautfiul are 6-point categories for me
No shit read the bottom right
Oh shit really, they fixed it.
Not him, but if you put an asterisk by a note, the rule is to put a corresponding asterisk by the thing that it actually modifies. And you shouldn't have multiple points with the same number of asterisks. Unless that's a strangely formatted bullet list or something.
You're right. I didn't make it. I simply said to read the entire thing.
Sure, sure, not saying you did.
My wealthy bid tittied beauty, sadistic and incredibly smart yandere loli whose only desire is to rape me.
Ideal? I already have the one I wish for.
Why do I even try
Everyone knows you're a bunch of faggots anyways.
Nice effort anon-kun
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO THESE CHARTS AND I FEEL FUCKING RETARDED
Just go with the flow.
I'm whatever this is.
How ironic, considering I have almost no idea what you did either.
How do I do this?
I'll just go with this
Fuck I put the extra boxes for "I LOVE THIS," under preggers, and not muscles.
I'll just kill myself now.
Honestly I have no fucking idea anyway.
I like that one better honestly.
I realize she's probably been used goods since her childhood, and she doesn't conform to my fetishes, but Chris-chan is my ideal waifu.
She bypasses my primal lust and goes straight to my heart and surrounds it in fluffiness.
Alright, how much of a faggot am i?
I have no idea what that is. Shy teenager with big eyes and a hime cut, preferably a demon.
>mfw I will never ever find this person... ever...
>mfw when found, I will have nothing to offer or bring to the relationship other than serve as fucktoy
>mfw I'm ok with this
is green neutral?
Fight me nerds
does this even make sense?
How doesn't it make sense? I'm a pretty tolerant guy with these things.
like parts where you have a tolerance in the middle for females. So you like it when things are very female, slightly female but mid to high range female is just tolerated?
I guess it makes sense but i don't know
Yeah, I probably should have put green in some places. But I'd rather someone who was completely flat, as opposed to perky or something, so it's somewhat justified.
AMAZING TASTE ANON
Who would my ideal waifu be /a/?
MS Paint is a pain.
I guess this is about correct
>implying anyone looks at anyone else's pictures
>implying this isn't just something we do to waste time until our death where we can be one with our wiafu.
>implying Ai-chan will be the one to ferry you to Hell
>implying it won't be burly german woman with a thick accent called Helga
>wouldn't join Helga in a flagon of ale, merrily toasting your damnation
Pls anon. This is the only thing I have left to hope for in life.
>sadistic tomboy dommes do not exist in 3D
I don't even get a choice about whether I strive for the purity of 2D or not
I do look at everyone's chart but too lazy to actually comment on them.
Immortal waifu is best waifu
What in the living fuck am I suppose to do with this chart. IT makes no sense. I read the shit but looking back at the char tI just get confused again.
Guy who updated it here. It was always fucked, I made it slightly less fucked. Your confusion is justified.
But why are some people putting like 3 blues and three reds in the same category? Also does more blue mean more positive? And if this is a waifu chart why the fuck is a male part on here? Just make a new chart thing. Don't go fucking around with an already fucked chart.
Basically, distribute up to six points radiating out from the center in a combination of red and blue between each corresponding trait with red being something you're okay with and blue being ideal. Green is just there to indicate that you're going beyond the six points for whatever reason. I.E., you want full beauty and cuteness.
Say you're comparing slim to chubby with six points. At zero points, you have an average weight. Putting three points into blue slim shows a preference for skinnier than average girls. If you put one point into chubby, it says you also like a slight amount of chub. If you put one red past the chubby and one past the slim, it means you like a girl somewhat slim, but not Auschwitz slim or somewhat chubby but not land whale fat.
You kinda just have to form your own system from it.
Here I used blue to show the optimal range, red to show anything beyond that range that would still be acceptable and blank spaces are in deal-breaker territory.
Look closely at the age vector to figure it out. More filled in spaces represent a greater degree of a trait, not greater like or dislike of a trait.
Just fill it in for your preferences because people who recognize your waifu will already know her. All blue mostly have simply done their waifu's chart, red for people's personal tolerances.
Having a waifu is so gay and normalfaggy.
Is this "stat yourself as a waifu/husbando"?
i hope i did this right
spiral nemesis get out
You're waifus all a shit.
No idea if I did this right, but it feeeeels right
I-I don't have a waifu...
Have any in mind for this?
Not sure I'm doing it right.
Sort of filled this out as an ideal woman chart seeing as I don't have a waifu.
Im not worthy...
I hope I got it right. Put points in busty because the most recent promotional arts from Type Moon.
Didn't know what to do with Clumsy/Skilled since she is good at fighting but bad at everything else.
Im not worthy.
>becoming a waifu chart
Yes I think so.
someone point me in the right direction
Her richness is nice, but it isn't really something that I like her for.
bollocks to the rules
>still no waifu
what am I doing with my life
The likes of Nepgear are candidates for my waifu, but I haven't actually decided on one yet.
Some people like futas I guess?
Better than OP chart though
Then let this thread continue on as "stat yourself as a waifu/husbando"
Wait, so what's the difference between a dandere and a kuudere?
not sure who this even fits
>tfw cannot into waifu
dandere = completely emotionless and seems to pay no attention to their interest
kuudere = actively pretends to dislike and act cold toward their interest
>Actively pretends to dislike their interest
Thought that was more of a tsundere thing?
Do you have template for that? I need to satisfy my autism by making these charts.
Someone should make a program and do a pixel scan of each image here. Then make a spreadsheet on which taste is the best objectively.
Popularity =/= good.
This does seem like a cool idea though.
tsunderes go out of the way to express their dislike
kuuderes will just inadvertently come into contact with the MC and be cold to them
Kuudere is a cold exterior with true emotions beneath and dandere is shyness towards strangers with dere for specific non-strangers
Wow, I'll really go with pretty much anything.
Are you up to the challenge? Are you truly autistic enough to finish it?
>tfw no qt Tomboy gf
Fuck. Treat them as blue, thanks.
I don't understand how the spiral works can some one elaborate on it?
Seems convoluted, but the greens are really what sells this - If I love someone, it's for traits I like, true, but there are things you canm not like (like being short) that really don't make a difference.
>>102263567 I am this
I really agree with this guy, this is what I used green for >>102261506
isnt that what red is for though
I thought of red as me not liking it, but being able to put up with it.
Using a mix of old and new rules.
That was a good chart.
>not in alphabetical order
I am not worthy.
What's the green?
I forgot, this template missing ponytail.
>Mexican halfbreed pregnancy
is this really that common
Don't blame me, I don't have the autism to make something like this.
Noone fits yet
Wait, how could I forget
It's tolerance, not "like".
And for me up to 2 points means just a little bit extra body fat, not enough even to cause a small "beer belly", at maximum a very slight and mostly unnoticeable underarm flab, which I consider acceptable.
>genderbend at lowest
That's some shit taste there.
I started to fill this out, but the only things I didn't have as love was Cuckold, Guro, Vore, Torture, Weight Gain, Drowning, Fat/BBW, Scat, Piss, Toddlercon, Farts, Smoking, 3DPD, Murder, Body Hair, and Rape.
Fuck, I almost read that as
>but the only things I DID have as love
Luckly, it was not
I'm on a waifu hunt.
Don't want to commit too soon, but I figured I should get a waifu before becoming an old man.
I'm a /d/eviant, not a /b/tard, yes.
Actually I'm missing a cathegories like of kindness, strength and vulnerability.
Why would a plain girl be lewd?
How could I have forgotten such a crucial detail?
This anon here. Doing >>102260400.
Should use clearer words like muscular/not.
This anon here. Doing >>102260400.
Should be more or less correct, give or take one point.
Identify my waifu pls
Yes I am.
I am become autist, destroyer of free time.
Well, I halfway want to shit talk you all for not understanding the greatness of Femdom, but you all put that much time into it, so I'll just praise your dedication instead.
Took a bit longer than I thought it would. It would be way easier to do with a five-point scale. It's also missing a few minor things, but oh well.
I'm not sure if it's possible for me to love an anime character, but Kyouko (fucking lesbo) and Eila are the closest ones so far.
I ended up interpreting the colors this way:
Red = low probability that I will enjoy porn that features this content.
Yellow = this content has little impact on my enjoyment of porn.
Green = high probability I will enjoy porn that features this content.
Made it go a lot faster once I started filtering it that way.
where the bad bitches at
Mine is technically a 9-point scale because I didn't give anything a 2, but it's something like this:
1/10- No thank you
3/10- I'd prefer if you didn't
4/10- The shit I put up with
6/10- now we're getting somewhere
8/10- Fuck yes!
9/10- Lick-lippingly awesome
10/10- Guaranteed diamonds every time.
>inb4 both rape and vanilla
So I guess my ideal waifu is a competent, strong woman who may also be tsundere?
eh? Onser was part of the captcha, weird.
Innocent and Lewd at the same time.
I like the way you think sir!
Haruka and Yuu get seated together in the classroom.
Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl
No alien spaceship comes by to kill Hazumu, he dies there with nobody to revive him and turn him into a girl.
This would be it
I don't get how you did this. I thought you were supposed to do this on a basic 1-10 scale, but it looks like you did something else with the colors.
I tried my best.
Not very telling besides general preference.
Waifus come in all shapes and sizes.
more or less
This. I compared the one I made from before I had my waifu to her, and it didn't match on most categories.
Well more autistic.
Did I did it right
someone rec me a waifu
Took a while to do the colours right but it let me mull over my choices and decide what REALLY turns me on.
I don't understand is this a joke?
I want a tall, meganekko girl (who is possibly yandere) to rape me and make me her princess. I will not accept a girl who does not have glasses. Truly only disgusting plebs with accept such garbage. Unfortunately, she hasn't appeared in my life yet.
Also, fuck your rules and fuck your 6 and fuck your green. I'm tired and I'm going to my podiatrist at 10am and it's 2:00am here. Good night. I'm sorry if I was rude.
Oh no, I forgot that red is for tolerance. I'm such an idiot. I'll just fix it some other time.
Truly beautiful taste my fellow meganne lover.
I'm sorry I don't know any tall yandere meganneko, maybe Moeka Kiryu from Steins;Gates.
She is Moeka I am not sure if you will like her...
Who is it, /a/?
I'm so unique.
this is fucking retarded
i don't even have an opinion on 95% of this list
do people actually fap to this much bullshit