Well that's a new one.
They're in college right? Dominos makes perfect sense.
Yeah, remember this? Domino's is going for the otaku demographic now.
Domino's is better than Pizza Hut.
Also, that is a tiny bottle of juice.
I want some koala fruits.
I've got half a mind to edit that picture, can't decide between making a NERV pizza or pizza butt.
People who open chips like that annoy me.
I love that commercial.
How the fuck do you even open the bag like that? All I can think of is a knife and I really don't know if I can gut a bag of potato chips.
It pisses me the fuck off
A lot of chip bags have a seam down the back. You open it like you would the top.
No one on the board can understand why they would open a bag so that a bunch of people can share it since everyone here eats a whole bag by themselves.
His facial expressions are the best
You know how snack bags usually have that little ridge in the middle, and you'd usually pull on that to open it up from the top? They pulled the bag on each side of that so that the bag splits open across that ridge. I guess that way the bag functions as a snack bowl or something, and it's more convenient for parties.
What are we, communists? Surely you can afford your own chips.
What type of greedy fuck are you that you're going to have a 500g bag of crisps to yourself?
Thats 10 normal bags, you fat cunt.
Holy hell, Japan really has no taste.
>following the serving size
How have you not noticed that Domino's is targeting otaku?
trying to balance out an unhealthy meal with a healthy drink is just retarded
I remember every episode of Darker Than Black fucking Pizza Hut would show up in the background at least twice.
it's like you don't even like pizza
All of you disgust me. Pizza Hut and Dominos are some of the lowest quality pizza you can find. Come to Chicago and try some real pizza (deep dish or thin crust).
In season 2, Hei is always drinking Ballentines Blended Scotch. DtB had a lot of cleverly subtle advertising.
Fucking finally, someone with some taste. I don't know people get off calling that mass-produced cardboard with sauce they sling at chain places pizza.
Bitch please, all that is is a bread bowl of pasta, hardly a pizza. THIS is a pizza.
New York pizza is the best. It feels good living on Long Island...
Thats not pizza faggota. Fuck off,People from chicago are fucking obnoxious when it comes to pizza. Jesus fuck, On every fucking board you people are annoying
Pizza made outside of New York or Chicago is pretty much bootleg pizza.
I'm from Chicago and I hate deep dish.
>Pizza soup in a bread bowl
Toppest of keks
my fuckin nigga
new york style confirmed for best pizza world wide, too bad our shitty new mayor got caught eating it with a knife and fork, so our cred is ruined quite a bit.
>knife and fork
Lasagna is pizza?
Thank fuck nobody actually likes deep dish shit outside of Chicago.
this looks disgusting, I bet you are american
Dammit, I was laughing so hard when I saw that in the VN.
I always eat pizza with knife and fork since I'm not some sort of caveman.
dont lump shitcago with the rest of america, when it comes to pizza they are 10x worse than any shitty anime fanbase
WELL IF IT ISN'T LONE STAR AND HIS SIDEKICK, PUKE!
I live in new york too, its the only place iv'e been that sells my favorite pizza. Pi very related
He posted the wrong image. You want REAL Chicago pizza?
here you go.
this is what deep dish is supposed to be
based Lou Malnati's
WHITE SAUCE > RED SAUCE
>tfw you can't have pizza with any other topping anymore
Not a fan of that (I'm terrible with spicy foods) but a lot of my friends always do get that.
Pizza anime when?
Thats not pizza, thats ingredients to make a pizza dumped into a breadbowl.
You're some sort of faggot, that's for sure
>Hey guys, i'm worried about getting sauce all over myself, we should make a wall around the pizza just to be safe
Go be a faggot somewhere else, real men have no problem washing up after a feast.
Silver Spoon came close.
Its either that or peperoni for me.
The kick you get from it is what makes it so good
Youre a fucking plebian, its not even funny to joke about. Forks and pizza are a fucking sin.
This is why I never watched Spaceballs.
By college there's a place I go to for chicken bacon ranch pizza. I know it's trash, but it's like the junk food of pizza and I can't resist it.
Enjoy your greasy hands. Calling you swine would be an insult to pigs.
jon stewart plz go
I got no issues with sauce, the Lou's by my house dumps tomatoes on it
this style deep dish > stuffed pizza
No, you're just an immense faggot.
>Forks and pizza are a fucking sin.
Oh no, I'm made the pizza Nazi mad.
I know we don't agree on things too often, but can we at least agree that Costco makes the best pizza?
So do you eat french fries with a fork too?
NO PIZZA FOR YOU!
>washing up after a feast.
Are you some sort of mutant or beast that you end up a filthy mess after eating pizza? Are napkins beyond your comprehension?
Seriously you might as well pour in all of the pre-chewed ingredients for pizza in a trough and then dive in face first you fucking grease-ball swine.
People who have friends I suppose/want to use it as an impromptu chips bowl?
It irks me though because a greater surface area of the chips is exposed to air. I have no solid basis for this, but I fear it might make them go stale faster.
I fucking love Costco pizza.
Costco everything is great really.
I don't eat french fries.
>I bet you are american
Let's post some fake products from anime
Whats not to like about dominos?
>bunch of retards arguing which american pizza is a REAL pizza
Go to Italy and taste it, goddamit
So who else is ordering a Pizza Hut tonight?
No, see, in Chicago-style pizza, the crust actually tastes good, that's part of the experience. It's not like New York where they put cheese all over a thin slice of cardboard that you're supposed to ignore while you try to eat it.
Been there, done that. What Italy excels at is gelato.
>So do you eat french fries with a fork too?
i bet those faggios dont even put tomato sauce on their pizza
Papa John's > Pizza Hut > Domino's
My ambiguous sexuality has nothing to do with it.
>Not washing your hands after dinner
>Only using napkins
>Letting residual grease stay behind to fuck up everything you touch
Go build more mosques europe, thats all youre good for.
You just haven't had a good New York pizza then.
>Not eating frites
Pizza is so much better without tomato sauce. Especially Chicago-style.
>Not going to Switzerland for god-of-gods-tier cheese pizza.
>So who else is ordering a Pizza Hut tonight?
I've found that I can buy a cheap frozen pizza add my own meat and cheese to it can have a superior pizza to a normal DIY pizza for a fraction of the cost of ordering.
Then again, I do have an oven which not everyone will have.
feels good man
Look at all that salt. Disgusting.
Leave the thread,just fucking leave
Please go be fat somewhere else /v/.
Switzerland has amazing dairy products. Great cheese and that milk chocolate...
The day I was coming home from Switzerland, I went into a store and got as much chocolate as I could get. Lasted a good while.
I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that picture.
Nigga I'm gay and I still call you a faggot
>/a/ - Anime & Pizza
>walls around the edges of the pizza
Are those to keep the titans out?
How often do you get a titan breaking through to steal your peperoni?
You know, now that you mention it I wanna try this shit, maybe even have my pinky extended while eating.
Chips getting stale isn't really a problem if you're going to be finishing it in one sitting.
You have shit taste
You can't make us.
This is how it should be.
What is all that stuff? I thought Domino's only did pizzas and some sides as takeaway.
>/a/ - Wait, I'm Still On /v/?
Goddamn, it's taking me a long time to finish this pizza. (Piece of paper there for reference.)
New York fags gonna get their shit pushed in by titans.
that's why you get it by the slice nigga
Nathan's has the best hot dogs and fries.
Thanks for the song
>pizza where the cheese falls off easily
I HOPE THESE PIZZA MAKERS GO STEP ON A LEGO
Are they mushrooms?
It's more economical to get it by the entire giant pizza.
Mushrooms, bacon, and feta.
>Logo is a Bat
I don't even
Don't put disgusting tomato sauce on it and that won't happen.
Oh god no, I don't want to have diabetes,
Aka take a bite and everything slogs off the dough because it's 90% sauce 10% everything else.
enjoy your greasy pizza, il be other here eating non filth, crisp yet soft
Go back to the hellhole you crawled out of.
what is that thing above the pizza that looks like it just got a bukkake'd cheese style? I might have to try whatever that is but are you having a party? that is just..
Holy shit, you fat fucker, go on a diet.
Waffles are fucking great.
Not as good as crepes though...
Maybe in Murica. In the UK, it's the better of the Big 3 pizza chains.
Looks like pasta in a bread bowl.
Dominos driver here. I deliver this shit all day long getting tipped for it too. Yesterday I made 76$ on tips alone. I can guarantee that we use actual dough in our pizzas. However don't get the pan pizzas. ....that shit has so much butter in it. On my phone so I'm probably gonna have a hard time answering any questions...remember to buy pizza from HAT SURE MEEEKO
alfredo pasta in a breadbowl.
Seriously? Every time I get pizza from PJ's they put very little sauce on it.
That shit is fucking god-tier I tell you what.
I always make sure to tip my deliverymen 15-20%. in b4 tipping argument
>this thread and pics
I'm glad I've eaten four apples and obtained immunity to hunger for several hours
Norway, what the fuck?
>average Irish supper
Is that a dog?
>Putting a flimsy cardboard container full of liquid on top of your MBA
Even if the keyboard is spillproof that seems a bit careless of you.
Now I want bubble tea...
>Yesterday I made 76$ on tips alone.
Jesus, I'm going to stop tipping.
REMOVE DEEP DISH
I-is that all for you?
god tier starter
I ate cat food once, it wasn't that bad
Because nothing says "pleasure" like a blank white room, "ironic" anime wall decals, and overpriced pizza.
it's not delivery
>going to chicago for thin crust
go to saint louis
the goddest of god tier thin crusts
>mfw people don't put crushed red pepper on pizza
What's the point?
Do nips look at a blatant advertisement like this and think, 'Well, if these anime characters are eating it, I should too'?
THIS PIZZA IS REALLY CUTE
JUST LIKE HATSUNAY MEEKO
>Plain cheese is for idiots
Stopped the video there. He's the idiot.
I can only imagine some excessively rich /a/non made a restaurant just to fuck with people
I don't like the flavor. It's annoying.
that they have to open a beach
that is fucking genius doing it right now
don't forget ranch dressing
>greasy pizza, ever
You realize this kind of shit happens everywhere, right?
Calzones are always fucking awful.
I swear every time get tempted by them looking delicious and actually buy one its the same awful smelling shit that tastes like ass. Completely given up on them since about half of each of the last 3 I've gotten have ended up in the trash.
Why is it tied up? It can't possibly run away anymore.
Ranch is absolutely disgusting outside of things like carrots. Fuck everyone who puts that shit on pizza, burritors and things like that.
Shit that looks like a person
To keep it from falling over and ruining the presentation.
How do people let themselves get that fat?
It's the American Dream.
Who opens bags like that?
dear god, why do people ruin so much food with shitty condiments.
we /ck/ now
My mum used to make me home made calzones.
They were huge and amazing
Pizza is shit in general.
Probably because it is.
I live in America, more specifically the midwest, and I still find it hard to understand how people let themselves get that fat
Pizza is disgusting. I don't how you can eat that stuff.
Nah man. Even if it's shitty pizza, it still tastes alright.
Get a load of this guy.
what the fuck
I normally wouldn't give a shit about eating animal heads or what have you but the presentation looks fucking disgusting. So much fat and gelatin. The whole thing looks like a loogie. I wouldn't be able to deal with that shit.
dear god i feel like you aren't lying at all and got this off the cannibal cafe or w/e and now i want to throw up
Who the fuck opens chips like that? Japan so cra-cra.
People with friends, gigaloser.
The question is whether or not it's real
Put it in a fucking bowl you asshole
Why not just put chips in a bowl? Why ruin a beautiful bag?
Fuck I'm laughing way harder than I should.
We live in a time where we live better then kings. Imagine in medieval times, these fat bitches would be queens for their girth, and lusted after for their power.
i would fuck every single dog days
If you open it like that the bag becomes the bowl. Why the fuck would you dirty another bowl? Do you enjoy doing dishes?
This feels awfully like that one guro comic with Rika-chan.
>A beautiful bag
A bag of chips is beautiful to you?
What kind of man are you?
I bet you sit on the urinal too.
this is how you eat chips turbonerds
Why? Human tastes just like veal, the third most forbidden meat.
Thank god people don't put mayo on their pizza
Fat bastards thread?
> muh product placement
this'll happen on a far larger scale in future shows.
But they do.
If only I had that image of Vert with the Doritos and mountain dew right now
>Do you enjoy doing dishes?
Doing dishes is fun you fatass.
THATS NOT PIZZA. THATS A FUCKING PIE CASSEROLE. FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
It's simple. You eat a lot of junk, and don't move around a lot.
After a few months you'll start noticing that your breath is more labored and that it's harder to feel full.
>btw im a grll
Their pizzas are interesting to look at.
Do you live in a 3rd world country without a proper dishwasher? I bet you would dirty a scissor to open the bag like that,so either way something's about to get fucking dirty.
A Hellene eating food of the Turk? You disgust me.
>Do nips look at a blatant advertisement like this and think, 'Well, if these anime characters are eating it, I should too'?
It's a certain kind of advertising strategy. The idea isn't to sell you on the product, but to place the product in the minds of people who are already sold on it. It's like Coke advertising; Coke doesn't need to win over new fans, their goal is to make people who drink Coke think about Coke and want to buy more Coke.
An anime fan might see characters eating pizza and think "damn I kind of feel like eating pizza now".
>dirty a scissor to open the bag like that
The seam of the bag runs straight down the back of it like that you idiot. It's not that hard to figure out.
>hey anon i made you a hotdog
How does oreki do it then?
You think you'd need scissors to open a bag like that? Are you retarded?
you are fucking, no
this is fake it has to be just believe what makes me sleep better
>Open bag in a way that it can't be closed again.
Who's the fatshit?
>implying men aren't the most efficient dishwashers
what is up with her face...Does she have Bell's palsy?
Why would someone ruin a perfectly good hotdog like this.
>How does oreki do it then?
1. He's not eating cheeseburgers
2. He's still a teenager
3. He's fucking Japanese
nigga dont even. its all about the chip butty.
>way too much ketchup
0/10 would not eat.
Only plebs or northerners say buttie nowadays
you mean a ketchup?
Hotdogs are the worst fucking food I swear
Oreki is perfect like that.
Jesus these are almost as bad as that 'sketti' from that filthy hick show
he's also a cartoon
It's actually bread, made by a fucked-up bread company.
>not having ketchup with everything, especially well-done steak
Or, you know, having the chips shared between people.
Only anime characters carry scissors around.
>ketchup on a steak
People do this? Disgusting.
Did you forget all the neckbeards on here who gave IE another chance because of their kawaii avatar?
I fucking love Jon Stewart
Why does a picture of this exist?
those fucking bastards
now part of me now thinks this is some kind of bread art and the other part is going to slap their fucking shit for making me nauseous
if its WELL DONE steak, you might as well put whatever sauce you can to salvage it...
There are people on here using Wangblows Niggernet Exploder?
>implying true neckbeards don't run GNU/Linux
The only reason you'd need to dunk a perfectly good steak in ketchup is if the steak was poorly cooked or if it was a shitty piece of meat to begin with.
Regardless, the only condiment a steak would ever need is horseradish.
Got a source on that bud?
It's like in that Thanksgiving trailer.
To fuck with people like you
Ketchup is literally one of the worst sauces you could put on a steak if you have to put a sauce on it. Even generic, walmart steak sauce tastes better.
Well shit,OP's image didn't make it very clear that it's opened using the seam of the back.
You win this round,dicknosed bitch jockey.
the old steak and ketchup never fails to get one person
>not eating your steaks without any sauces
Good taste Chicago bro.
All these faggots who don't like deep dish have shit taste.
>that's not pizza
Fuck you faggots, a pizza has: dough, tomato sauce, cheese, vegetables, and meat.
A deep dish has all the basic components of pizza just a lot more.
>Not using GNU+Linux le maymay hat edition
Boston Pizza? Good pies. Unfortunately that's about all that Canadian franchise has going for them... even their salad's come prepackaged.
>not eating it with nut butter
Jokes's on you. I run Arch.
Really? I heard it was like pork.
anon that is semen
OH i see what you did there
Jokes on me twice because I don't run fedora either!
I thought that murderer from Japan who ate that one girl said it tasted like tuna
Why would you cook the flavor out of perfectly good semen?
I don't understand why people think this is better than deep dish.
Do you guys not like flavor?
>Are those to keep the titans out?
>How often do you get a titan breaking through to steal your peperoni?
Naw, its from a store near my house in the bronx. Never had boston pizza
>3380 yen for a large pizza
Maybe if you're eating shit tier people. Pork is pretty terrible as a meat unless it's been slow cooked and everything tastes good slow cooked.
If they're covered with ranch, cheese, and bacon yes.
>Freshly baked delicious Pizza
The fuck? That said, it looks pretty good, whatever it is.
I did that during my chuuni phase.
what's a good cut of steak to buy?
>Pork is pretty terrible as a meat
Are you joking? Pork is like mana from the heavens. The only reason you'd think otherwise is if you've never had actual good quality pork.
People don't slow cook pork?
There's at least one crunchwarp supreme in there.
When I picture the fat guy, I picture the dad from Mitsudomoe
>Got a source on that bud?
It's some art exhibit. You can google the source.
Ribeyes and strips are pretty good.
I think most of the Arch devs look more like this.
Ribeye is my favorite. Although due to poorfag status I usually buy cube steak and fry it.
I only eat high quality meat. It's just a terrible texture unless it's been slow cooked.
Plebs don't. Slow cooking was invented and perfected to turn pork into something that didn't suck.
They take a pizza box and shove in as much doner meat, various type of pakora, chips and side veg that they can.
It's very gross and greasy.
you are kidding? You should ask /ck/ and hope for the worst
Get a porterhouse
I hate Linus so fucking much.
I didn't know this was a thing; I just thought the pictures with him and the banners were just some kind of macro image joke or something. Sweet titty fucking christ I wasn't ready for that
>Slow cooking was invented and perfected to turn pork into something that didn't suck.
You're being unfair. That's like saying meat sucks until you cook it. Duh.
Me on the right
This is a reason why I respect americans. For money even your dignity can be destroyed
> not opening your bag like that to share your salties
I don't understand
He is one of the biggest enemies of the free software movement. I cannot approve of somebody who is in love with slavery.
Miku confirmed for corporate whore
But you can grill a steak and it turns out fine. Try grilling a pork chop.
>Ribeye is my favorite. Although due to poorfag status I usually buy cube steak and fry it.
Yeah, I spent a week ordering different steaks in a steakhouse, just to determine which is the REAL steak I actually like. And in the end the Ribeye is the only one I like. Porterhouse never was good enough for me.
>I only eat high quality meat. It's just a terrible texture unless it's been slow cooked.
I sometimes buy Chuck steak and slow bake it for 2 hours at 70 degrees C, and then flip it and bake for another hour. That gets me the medium rare steak while also have the slow cook softness.
Enjoy your Lennartix cancer
Can't possibly be worse than garbage plates. (Google it.)
If you can't enjoy a plain pizza then it's a shitty pizza
what should i get a subway
I don't know how someone could possibly come to that conclusion. The biggest enemy of free software would be proprietary software developers not Linus.
This is the objective GOAT Pizza
doesnt matter so long as you eat it well done with ketchup
That's because steaks are different. Pork is amazing when slow cooked (the way it's meant to be cooked).
>If you can't enjoy a plain pizza then it's a shitty pizza
This. If a pizzaplace suck at a margherita pizza, it is proof that they suck in general. Because if the margherita taste bad it means their baking technique/cheese/dough/tomato paste was bad, and if that's the case I would run away from them really fast.
I swear to god I used to give this exact meal to my dogs every once in a while.
And I agree with that. But someone was arguing that you don't need to slow cook pork which is wrong.
I love how chicago fags get so defensive over their pizza.
You know what's fucked up? Those people that put ranch dressing on their pizza.
That shit's tasty broseph
what product placement do you want in your Annie Mays?
>And I agree with that. But someone was arguing that you don't need to slow cook pork which is wrong.
Pork is good if you are willing to undercook it. It's just that the law requires that all pork be cooked well-done, which would ruin any meat. The pig discrimination means beef taste better purely because pork is ruined by the safety temperature.
have you tried it?
It's disgusting. Ranch is for carrots.
Not as bad as the ones that don't read the thread or abuse spoilers.
>what product placement do you want in your Annie Mays?
What product placement? I don't see any.
ITT: anime pro.jpg
fuck off fatass
do I look like a bugs bunny motherfucker to you do you know what I have to go through PUT THE RANCH ON YOUR PIZZA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Pulled pork is the superior meat.
the ass was fat
>best pizza in the world
Only in São Paulo
Ranch is gross.
Why haven't you learned to cook, /a/? Don't you want to be able make a delicious meal when you meet your waifu?
> not bratwurst with a pint of beer
>He is one of the biggest enemies of the free software movement
Meanwhile most Linux distros are locking-in to a certain piece of bloat.
All that cheering over opening a bag of chips
There is apparently no story behind this.
>ripping meat apart to hide flaws
On top of that, it's pork.
Bratwurst is great too. It stinks that I don't have a grill though...
>Meanwhile most Linux distros are locking-in to a certain piece of bloat.
I don't recall Android using systemd.
>implying I can't cook
Just read and follow directions.
it's spreading like a virus. It already got Debian
I beat up the last guy that forced half my pizza to be cheese-only. This guy knows what he's talking about. Cheese only fuckers get your own continent already, stop ruining parties you faggots.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Yes there is
>muh unix philosophy
Just use plan9 or BSD. I don't know why you are running GNU/Linux.
if you can't improvise your food is going to be mediocre every time.
>mfw Asian monkeys clap when they open a bag
Good enough for me.
baiting for citations is the lowest form of fishing.
GNU userland > BSD
What? Just telling a guy he's wrong
more like this
>be Bad Dragon PR
>get outsourced to japan
>reach hentai studios like Pixy for product placement
>animated adaptions of tankoubons with dildoes everywhere
The Linux kernel is massive and shits all over the unix philosophy. Also, the BSD userland follows the unix philosophy much more closely than the GNU userland.
Someone answer me this:
Why does Pizza Hut pizza smell like actual shit? If it doesn't anymore, it used to.
This is not fries, I eat this.
With a knife and a fork
Replace the ketchup with mustard and we have a deal
>1 slice of pizza
people on diet or stomach problems
>2 slices of pizza
Ok. Fine meal
>3 slices of pizza
For big boys ok
>4 slices of pizza
You are fat
> a pizza
You are not human
I need proof of this. I found the bakery but no such picture. All their shit looks fake.
Well no shit
There aren't enough toy-centric hentai media.
>opening it with your mouth
Fucking disgusting, and no wonder their teeth are fucked.
It's not impossible, watch this >>102210572
shit nigga am I'm hearing Blue Ocean waves?
I have a ridiculous metabolism so I can eat a whole pizza without really gaining weight. If I'm running around I just get 2 slices, since it's easier, though I could easily do 4+ if I wanted to.
A local pizza place of mine has UNDERCOOKED pizzabase. I have no idea how that place is still getting customers.
I actually thought that maybe I just had a bad batch, and gave them a 2nd chance. But nope, still undercooked. I had no idea they could be that bad and still run a business.
>he can't eat a whole pizza himself
Why do people with fast metabolism assume this means they are immune to the horrible negative health effects of eating a bunch of shit food?
Look at all these murricans arguing about what pizza is best. Plebians. Swedish kebabpizza is where it's at bitches.
Although I was to USA once and had pizza at some restaurant in NY and then some at Papa John's in Florida and it was amazing.
It all looks fake. Why wouldn't they showcase their best work?
>> a pizza
>You are not human
A Japanese pizza is one size smaller than Western pizza. So their Large is America's Medium. If you order a small pizza in Japan you would definitely be able to finish it alone.
Well given that a lot of the health effects come form just having so much excess fat, I'm sure they're avoiding a lot of problems.
Also people have metabolisms when they're young so what the fuck do they care.
Opening from the top you can close them back up when you're done and enjoy your own chips that you earned by the sweat of your brow ten times.
Nice, image shit messed up again, I posted this picture, not that. I have never even seen that picture before.
Its been a while since I've enjoyed a good milksteak
Given that a metabolism by definition is your body's ability to respond to change, if you have a good metabolism you aren't going to have most of those horrible negative health effects you're thinking of.
>letting other people put their hands in your bag of chips
You know they didn't wash them.
gawd, I want a kebab pizza. shame everything's shut here atm.
Fuck off, even if it doesn't follow 100% accurately the unix philosophy parts can still be replaced.
SystemD is making difficult to use anything else.
>Pork is pretty terrible
Nigger I will fight you.
Linux doesn't follow the unix philosophy at all. If you care about it so much, why are you using it?
No wonder Japan is skinnyfat as fuck
enjoy your diarrhea.
Shut up Satan I'm stronk ok.
I think I'm gonna make takoyaki one day.
red baron & tombstone own that shitty chef boyardee tasting shit
Just go to a Quickly's or something. Its really not worth the effort of making it yourself.
Nigger, we don't get fat like you fatties. Mostly because we understand that we're gorging ourselves on unhealthy foods, while fatties -you- do it without even realizing how disgusting you are.
Chicago deep dish is okay, I like the buttery crust that UNO's does with the large amount of toppings. But that Italian Sausage tho...
Time and place faggot.
>How do people let themselves get that fat?
by eating pizza
Meatbread is best
>Live in Australia
>Will never be able to get a good pizza outside of stupidly expensive resteraunts
Feels bad man.
This mentality shaves years off your life and leads to habits that become more and more harmful as you leave your prime. Arguing that the impact isn't as great as with other people does not remove the impact itself. Do you think a human brain that has been sustained by eight weeks of pizza is going to be unaffected? Not to mention hard to process chemicals that build up until they reach toxic levels several years down the line.
Why would you choose to fuck up early?
Can't you read?
I don't give a fuck about BSD, but systemd is SHIT, and Lennart should kill himself, he's forcing his garbage on everyone.
N-Nii-san? I-I was just k-kidding! P-please don't hit me again...
This thread makes me hungry
I live on a diet of chicken rice with carrots
>I know I'm eating poorly so I am immune to health risks!
>anyone who disagrees is fat!
calm yourself, brother
>Who opens bags like that?
Asians, who then go on to eat the chip with little chip tongs.
Can you read? I'm talking about the unix philosophy you dumb retard which is what the original picture is referring to.
Aging by itself is just a negative impact. Being overtly cautious and refusing to live because you're scared of the future isn't living at all. You take shit as it comes and enjoy what you can. People don't always have the option to have the best of both worlds when it comes to health and affordable lifestyles.
That said I don't really know anyone who has a high metabolism that constantly eats like a pig, they just have the capability to and indulge themselves from time to time.
>everybody lives somewhere where non-chain pizza restaurants exist
It's like you've never been outside your city.
Sounds like you need to live in a non-major city.
Looks fake. That's not Daminos Pizazz
Just because you don't have access to good pizza doesn't mean chain pizza isn't shitty
Are you man enough to order a $34 pizza with mayo on it?
Just saying. When searching 'bread corpse' this should be the first thing to pop up.
What does red bean paste taste like anyway?
I coludn't find the appropriate lennart_1984 picture, so i posted madoka.
>>Live in Australia
>>Will never be able to get a good pizza outside of stupidly expensive resteraunts
>Feels bad man.
What? Go to Melbourne, plenty of good Italian restaurants surving wood fired pizza. Just avoid Queensland.
Anyone here ever had caviar?
>say I like pork when it's slow cooked
Are you stupid?
mayo a shit
The nearest non-major city is about two and a half hours away.
Kansas in a nutshell.
>Miku confirmed for corporate whore
Wait, wait... the corporate mascot is a corporate whore?
Just blew my mind.
>/a/ - Food & No Anime
Too late now.
>Try grilling a pork chop.
But anon, that's how I've lived for basically the last 8 or so months and I'm the same weight and general amount of fat. But I guess I don't eat enough junk food.
I'm a shame of an American.
Nice! What does mine say?
I bet you pan fry your steak too.
Are those packages intended to cause seizures?
don't think he says hatsune miku enough in the first ten seconds.
>mayo a shit
I couldn't stand it on pizza.
You lay down some butter, season said butter and sear the shit out of it. Shits delicious.
If you not asian, probably you will hate
>I bet you pan fry your steak too.
Uh... no I use my gas grill, just like on the pork chop.
Natural gas BBQ has improved my quality of living more than just about anything else I own to cook food with.
I have a strange craving for bread right now
reported, requesting backup, told my children to leave the room, considering legal action, etc.
Over the past year I have developed allergies to lactose and a few specific proteins / etc. in foods that keep me from eating things like pizza without throwing them up 30-90 later after severe stomach pains. Fuck this thread, I miss pizza.
>Over the past year I have developed allergies to lactose and a few specific proteins / etc.
You should probably just kill yourself at this point.
Don't worry, anon. Try some totally like the real thing Tofu Pizza.
I don't know what the proteins are, but try this. Take half ground beef, half ground sausage, and mush it together into a 1/3 pound patty. Put on an assload of pepper, throw it on the grill or in the pan. Top it with soy cheese, marinara, and pepperoni slices. Toast the buns and you've got yourself a pizza hamburger.
>I miss pizza
I was diagnosed with celiac disease a little over a year ago, I feel your pain.
I ate too many pizza.
Is that what this gif was inspired by?
He meant the commercial inspired the .gif.
Well now I finally get this.
why are these so expensive?
Picture was definitely edited. I have most of those products and the packaging is nowhere near as oversaturated as it looks there.
USA is like the UK but happier.
I miss when /b/ was good shitty fun.
They're mad that they didn't get Pizza.
The UK always looks like some dreary shithole
unless you're in the countryside, it is.
Ecuador, Italy and USA confirmed for happiest countries.
Oh god why you gotta remind me that these exist?
Food of the gods right there.
German organization skills OP
Jerry goes through 30 bottles of beer and 4 bottles of wine—a week?
If you niggers don't order your pizza with massive amounts of garlic on it, then you're doing it the fuck wrong.
Mongolia and Egypt look the best.
>all those fedora's
You wish you were that refined.
>because they were black and the closest thing I had to dress shoes
Why does this le epic meme have to spread to /a/ too.
The Germans look so fucking depressed. No wonder they have all that alcohol.
Ecuadorians all wear fedoras but it's a very Catholic nation. The meme doesn't always fit.
>stomp on it
>im wearing my cleats
jesus fucking christ
Egypt is living the dream god damn.
>All those broteins
>All those veggies
>Almost no carbs
that's a casserole. plus, deep dish is just tourist shit.