Wizard Barristers thread.
Episode 6 airs in 1 hour and 35 minutes.
Just me and you, OP.
Literally the only reason why I'm still watching this is in the vague hope that she will awaken or whatever, and end up killing everybody.
I wish this show was more popular if only to get doujins of Cecil fucking the frog
How's the show so far?
It's not bad, yet it's not good.
absolutely horrible writing
The worst thing about this show for me is that it seems to want to be a serious courtroom show, then they pull some shit like "Oh, he fainted while asking him an important question. Oh well, lets wrap this up anyway."
this show is the worst. its always 20 minutes of pure shit but then something great happens in the last minute that makes you want to watch the next episode
Obligatory Mezzo Forte post.
>hating on Cecil
>frog fucking Cecil
>"I hate this show"
>law and tribunal part suck
>kill the wizards
>Cecil a Mary Sue
>X a bitch
> random comment on the charades
>Kite/Mezzo Forte comment
>Canadians with brain problems
>Murricah and FREEDOM posts
>discrimination against blacks
Literally every WB thread.
>it seems to want to be a serious courtroom show
>OP,ED and promo is just Cecil doing cute things with the frog and the wuds acting cool and destroying things with their powers
Most of that is fair game though, to be fair.
but thats all the show is
>Implying they shouldn't kill the fucking wuds
Lets get back to why we're all here
Starting in a couple of minutes.
Stop the wud abuse!
>Quinn with a bazooka
>old fart is idolfag
Kate has too much influence.
BUY THE BD!
Oh, have they figured out that it's not going to sell on plot alone?
The more I see that mecha fighting the more I want a plamo.
Why is she so based?
Why is he so awesome?
>wasted potential: the anime
God, I can't watch this Anime.
Always expecting Sex and Rape.
>Always expecting Sex and Rape.
It was confirmed that there will be no rape. Even in DVD release and possible re-releases.
Next episode preview.
Husbando material here.
Jesus, men cannot into good writing.
So is this going to be the first episode of any anime to take place in Canada?
What a dubious honor.
Well, 480p is up, 720 when?
[HorribleSubs] Wizard Barristers - Benmashi Cecil - 06 [720p].mkv
I am hoping the producers will go "fuck it" and turn it into a full blown hentai by the last episode. Cecil is too delicious.
I'm pretty sure not even that could save this series from mediocrity
another episode, another "rare" metaloid user
So I didn't feel like waiting and watched the 480p release. Was it me or was the audio fucked in this one?
Serves you right fucking faggot.
now that's art
Goddamn this show is so boring, predictable and downright shit.
I've yet to see a Sawa cameo.
>Penguindrum (TV) as Himari Takakura
I knew I recognized that voice.
Still better than space dandy
>kill all the wizards for the tiniest use of magic
>Cecil has fucking free reign of casting magic, destryoing the city, and only gets fines
Cecil has not killed anyone.
>Muh article 10
I dont watch this till wendsday nights,was this episode good. SO far iv'e been dissapointed
Fucking convenienly placed light.
True, this is basically how I see the chracters
Then I'd agree with you
Agree to disagree on 3. I like everyone who shits on Cecil, it should happen more often.
Obviously Wakafrog is based.
They clearly said Amerikka. Subs say it's Boston too. Time for engrish
Remember when this show was about lawyers?
If only he'd shot her.
Jesus Christ the QUALITY this episode. They really fell from that first scene in the first episode.
Can't judo the Sudo.
That fat child, I couldn't stop laughing at that QUALITY.
Wow, I barely made it throught tat godawful episode.
And what's up with all that porn BGM?
The transition has begun.
We'll be full porn by the end of it
So I take it that Miss eat-a-lot is actually that one of a kind wizard, yeah?
Wow, I didn't figure that out, you're so clever anon-kyun
I like how even in the livewatch threads, nobody has anything positive to say. I'm glad I dropped this after ep. 1.
No need to be such an internet smartypants, retard-kun.
Yes, I agree
Better than I expected, she actually provides relevant criticism. Number four for reasons.
Manly man, but also totally irrelevant.
Best girl hands down, others need not even apply.
Dat glorious Kyushu-ben. Second best girl.
Walking sex joke, she should have starred in SYD.
She could easily be the MC, but no, gotta be irrelevant.
Second best guy
Will be killed pathetically, I hope
Second best girl. Dat Inoue Marina.
Where is he, what the fuck. Best Butterfly, best character.
This show is bland as fuck (And both OPs and EDs suck)
but i'm staying for next week's Boston episode. And it's already too late to drop this by then so fuck it.
I like OP
OP here. Thanks, I like you too, anon.
Is it on purpose that all your .gifs are broken?
Works fine for me on both firefox and chromium.
I can't off the ride
I hate this show so much.
How are the sales doing?
They didn't show a front view of this sculpture?
>I'm going to model a statue of a famous ancient hero, sword out in battle!
>I'm going to chisel a bust of a famous composer!
>I'm going to make a full body nude statue of my co-worker!
One of these is not like the others
>>I'm going to chisel a bust of a famous composer!
This one is not like the others, the famous composer doesn't wear battle clothes.
It seems like every crime by a wizard results in either a death penalty or life imprisonment.
Why are all you aspie kids complaining so much in an Umetsu show of all things?
Cecil's thigh highs make my penis tingle.
He's seen some shit.
Because the show is bad
The QUALITY. It hurts.
Pretty much. This is one of the two things that irritates me about this show, also fines for using magic to save other people and for damn self-defense.
Other than that its an enjoyable watch.
Welcome to his shows. All style no substance. I expected this from day 1 so I'm satisfied just turning off my brain and enjoying the popcorn action.
>turning off my brain and enjoying the popcorn action.
I can't even do that because the show tries to be more than that.
Love how the kids forget about their dead sensei at the end. No one gave a single fuck about his stupidity.
And yet somehow a society that clearly hates their magic folk instates a law that lets them use magic for vigilante "social justice."
Is he ok?
So their whole goal of doing this was just for the lulz right?
Did you watch the episode?
I did, but their MO was so pants on head retarded I have to reconfirm what they were trying to accomplish.
So you didn't watch it then?
Why is she such a bitch?
and the year continues
Well they probably acted like total retards because, well, they are total retards. Getting leadership positions just for taking Cecil hostage and making her awaken, that's kinda a bit much.
Fun things are fun
Because Cecil can use a fucking mecha.
WOULDN'T YOU BE JEALOUS? BON.
Because she isnt
>Decide you want to be a law professional
>spend years studying at Lawyer Hogwarts
>cultivate contacts, interviews and recommendations
>train, dressing and adjusting mannerisms to be the picture-perfect lawyer in order to be picked up by a good agency
>On the first day of work everyone almost ignores you for some 18-year old spouting lelbattleclothesXD whose talent apparently let her shit over all the etiquette and rules you spent years perfecting
Wouldn't you be fucking mad?
I'm still hoping someone gets tired of her shit and finally punches her.
What has she done so far that's deserved a punch? Everyone says she's being a bitch but so far all she's been is cold. For fucks sake she still cant get a case but the seventeen year old gets one because of her "talent". i'd be distant and pissed too
If you're nice and approachable, people would easily give you jobs. That's just how it works in the office.
Well said anon!
How many times do you think she's molested Cecil?
Thats not how it works and you know it. the boss gives you the jobs when they come in. The only exception is when people ask for you personally.
The fact that she still hasnt gotten a job but some 17 year old does because of all her "talent". Then even when the 17 year old does get a job she bitches about having the job and people not working up to her pace.
Sums up exactly why I dropped this shitty show
She continuously takes out her bitterness and jealousy she feels towards Sudou out on her. She's just a very unpleasant and unlikable person that no one would want to be around. I can definitely see someone that had to listen to her whining everyday getting fed up enough to hit her.
>Crooks: Hey, we awakened that girl like you asked. So you gonna fulfill our request, too?
>Shizumu: Nope. (kills them all)
She at the most is passive aggressive and even then its only towards cecil highly doubt she bitches everyday and all that would go away if the faggot boss would just give her ONE job. Instead they all go to cecil
Best part in the series was her telling cecil off when she wanted the old man canned from the case
It certainly works within their agency where favoritism is alive and kicking. Hotaru does get jobs, but all she's gotten are small legal disputes. With her attitude, I'm surprised she's still sticking in a company that relies on "personality".
>Cecil was talking shit about best character
Respect your senpai kids
Wow this bitch was retarded.
Lesbian rape incoming
I hope we get more of Kiri G.
Cecil hates him so no we wont
Kiri-jii for MC
I wonder who the hell is Moyoyon? She seems to be acting as cecil guardian angel always secretly watching over cecil and rescuing her when she is in danger.
Yeah what a dick. Human nature sure is ugly when it surfaces itself.
Detective Dandy is a cool guy
>lets teacher and several officers die
Well at least she didn't break character.
So around 12 people of /a/ are watching this
This week had some nice action animation again, but the drawings outside of those scenes are somewhat unpolished.
Yeah, and it doesn't really deserve it, this show is pretty terrible.
What gave you that conclusion?
out with you
Sorry, I don't usually complain in the threads but this episode just made me lose all hope, I hope the next one is a bit better.
I'm a wizard myself you see.
>Not being overpowered as fuck
Fat kid looks like he's having a heart attack.
>20 minutes of pure shit but then something great happens in the last minute that makes you want to watch the next episode
This pretty much sums up why I'm still watching this show.
I want to be reprimanded by her
I feel like this shit would be better if there wasn't an overarching story and each episode was just wizard case solving shenanigans. And fan service, can't forget about that.
She's a demon right?
Quinn's fucking a marine.
Holy shit, she not only stopped time, but she changed the direction of the bullet simply by turning it.
Just pretend that she's accelerator.
>Accelerator with the ability to stop time
Sounds like a Level 6.
Bitch killed a lot of biribiris
Why wouldn't that work?
It's Magic,I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit
It's not like I was expecting the show to follow the laws of physics after the metamoloids.
While on the subject of metamoloids, why does everyone have metamoloids? I thought the magic to make metamoloids was very rare.
Well you need another giant mecha for a mecha fight
You'd think Itou would be able to write something better than this, she's done some nice stuff before.
I guess, but they could have at least change the material they're made out of, like a carbonloid or a woodloid.
Maybe they can't because it would cost too much to make different models for every mecha.
Umetsu is involved therefore nonsense plot and balls on the wall action is inevitable.
>Maybe they can't because it would cost too much to make different models for every mecha.
I think that became pretty obvious after they reused the same dragon model for episode 6.
So, I guess the short-haired black-haired girl is the reincarnated Legendary Wizard and not Cecil?
I think that's actually the third time they re-use it.
God I just realized how terrible this looks
And I love him for it
About time someone told her. Why the do wizard lawyers need to be wizards in the first place? You don't need to be a murder to defend one. They really should have gone with the Law and Order approach.
>Sensei: Don't worry kids, I'll protect you.
>Sensei: Move it faggots!
>Gets shot and dies like a bitch
I don't think anyone would jelp WUDs other than WUDs.
There are systems for this crap. You can already get defense for even the most horrible shit, how is wizardry that different?
When she said that, I thought it was going to turn out like this:
>Suddenly a problem arises where literally the best/only way to save the day is to use magic
>Cecil: B-But everyone yelled at me about using magic so I can't!
>Either disaster results from her not using magic or she gets told at literally the last second when it's okay to use it
>Moral of the day gets spouted etc.
Bad witting lol i aint gotta explain shit!
Wizards aren't people, everybody hates wizards so if a normal person was a Barrister they would not even bother defending them.
Cecil is retarded bur not that retarded. So far Nattchi has been helping her mature or at least trying too
It's obviously because they are jelly.
There's laws for that shit in most civilized countries. You can get a lawyer even if you are an inhuman shit.
Better than leaving it to other WUDs, who have a vested interest in getting them off the hook and magical powers capable of all sorts of bullshit tampering.
>>I'm going to make a full body nude statue of my co-worker
What the hell is wrong with her? That's almost sexual harassment.
I feel more sorry for her. She spends all this time making detailed, life size statues of her waifu and then they probably shatter every time the villain of the week attacks.
Must be horrible.
>everybody forgets him
Remember that this is Japan, it's law system does not follow common sense.
Isn't Ageha a non-wizard? I think she said somewhere that she can't use magic.
Maybe normals can become barristers but don't because of hate.
I don't want to be that guy but she probably needs a dick to loosen up.
Or you know she could actually be given a fucking case instead of all of the going to the 17 year old
>Study my whole life to be wizard lawyer
>17 year old gets all the cases
>Hurr durr, every time you're in a life threatening situation you resort to magic. Stop being arrogant try being a normal person and getting yourself raped and killed by a magic wielding psycho sometime.
She's always so annoying about it and keeps acting like she herself doesn't have magic powers.
>Thumbnail looks like two girls are being lifted with their legs held open
opened it to be disappointed.
Why are all the sluts siding with Cecilecchi
By proxy Murrica and Yurop don't make sense too seeing as how they borrow a lot from their system.
That might be it. Makes me wonder why she's running a wizard attorney instead of a regular one in the first place.
She probably does it to prove a point.
>She's always so annoying
Last episode when she told cecil off,that was great and one of the best comments since episode one. Also, the point that she was trying to make is that cecil so far has not solved one case without having to confront the killers and use magic.
wizard attorney office
If she had actual talent she wouldn't have had to work so much harder. Its always normal, talentless fags who complain when someone who is obvious better outshines them.
You can resolve things without magic and causing problems
A gun is fine too
She has a fair enough point. So far there hasn't been a single case that Cecil has solved with actual lawyer work. She'd make a better wizard cop than a lawyer. Hell, the whole show would probably be better as wizard cops.
What the hell is a teenage girl supposed to do when confronting murderers who can vaporize her?
Are you shitting me?
I want to fornicate with her.
Its late and im tired,are you being serious?
We don't know what talent she has since she's been completely sidelined. But so far we haven't seen one instance of her fucking up, so she can't be that bad.
All she does is causing problems
She didn't even register her super awesome new magic missle voodoo
Not the point of what i said. No one was telling cecil not too use it in self defense. Cecil has for almost every case actively gone out and searched for the culprits and initiated contact and even started the fights sometimes. She has yet to do a case with any actual lawyer work involved thats he wasnt save by the culprit attacking her. She acts more like a cop than a lawyer
She doesn't have any talent, that's point. She got there by working hard, while Cecil coasted by with raw talent, which is why she's so mad.
My law teacher was the same way. He worked tirelessly throughout university, wasted nights and struggled while some fag came in once in a while and aced everything. He was jelly.
Well, it's just a plot I see often in cartoons or anime. A character gets criticized or made fun of for a quirk or some other trait of theirs so they stop doing it. Only for said quirk or trait to turn out to be the very thing needed to save the day, but the person hesitates to use it because of all the shit they got for it.
>which is why she's so mad.
or it could be that 17 year is handed all the cases and in some points is even awarded and helped by everyone to solve it. Meanwhile the boss cant give her one
I think she still gets cases but are solved off screen at least it was mentioned once
>That audible disaappointment to her face when they saw that it wasn't Cecil who came in.
Honestly the whole firm feels more like a highschool clique than a lawfirm
Naw she hasnt been given one. Last episode she mentioned it, I think
why was she in such a hurry?
So it's a rule now that almost every show has to include a yuri character or a kiss?
She has puppies to drown
Expect that kind of crap when the majority of your workforce are women. All of the dudes there are whipped and all sense of impartiality is thrown out of the window.
>going to law school
I feel sorry for you.
Pick up her little sister from school.
>All of the dudes there are whipped
grey hair isnt
Which one? Jiji or Mitsuhisa? Doesn't make a difference when both of them just go along with what their boss has to say.
probably had a hot date
Late for her second job at the brothel.
>Doesn't even say bye to her co-workers
And she wonders why everyone favors Cecil over her.
She late to teach kids in an orphanage and then she will write down ten new insults and ways to berate the shit out of cecil
She was in a hurry and both had an inning conversation
Doesn't hurt to say bye. It's not that rude for women even though they're having a conservation, I think.
Was that a porn convention where she invited Cecile?
Yeah I noticed that as well. She must be having a affair or something.
>She must be having a affair
she's not married
Are there any sales?
Its bombing so far
It sure can't be worse than Coppelion
God Damn. I was just about to drop it, then they do this.
Fuck them, why can't this show be a gritty drama about the two cops? Hell, they could have kept the story the same, just done it from the cops point of view.
bars being set low
Dude killed an entire room of armed thugs in seconds. If he really is a wizard he must be OP.
I bet none of them had even fired a gun before, did you see how they were acting?
Would you be her lunch buffet?
But they are all WUDs and one of them can manipulate bullets
I would cover her back while she goes in for a full frontal assault
Now the question
Is she all talk or really a slut?
She's a massive slut, on a 1-10 scale. 10.
She must be a virgin.
exactly what i think everytime she speaks
Didn't they say in episode 1 that she never gets any guys because she's usually busy?
what's terrible writing is Cecil's magic is METAL MAGIC (among her newly found powers). She could've vaporized the guns pointed in a snap of her finger and made a giant robot out of them if she wanted to. But her being retarded is actually a character trait so I can't hold this against her.
I see her metal magic more as mecha magic
I see her metal magic more as metal bending.
>I think the most annoying thing about this show is that the overarching plot seems like it could be good, but for the most part we're stuck with the terrible writing that makes up most of the episodes.
Don't ask me who I was quoting, I'm just retarded
This episode wasn't bad at all, only thing that made me go "oh ok" was Cecil not using her metaloid magic to destroy the weapons the bad guys were using.
If they stay away from the court it can improve.
In order to use her Metamoloid magic she has to draw the circle and say "Cecil Metamoloid" That is more than enough time for her to get shot, especially considering there is another Metamoloid user in the same room that would realize instantly what she was trying to do.
I think with the way she turned it on such an exact pivot, rather than just moving it or anything else, that yes, she also changed the direction of it's energy.
It is. Someone is making the Metamoloids for them. Notice how it looks pretty much the same every time?
Has anything been revealed about why these wu users are so reasonable and die at a Court verdict. Is there a Greater Good or Ultimate Badass that means that makes the Wu able to face a court appointed death so rationally. Are they confronted with Witchhunter Robins?
Their grand goal seems to be a world purely of Magi, as with Hitler and Aryans. Sounds like an ideal that crazies would easily die for.
Wasn't there something about two wizards? But Moyoyon is involved in the conspiracy.
>It is. Someone is making the Metamoloids for them. Notice how it looks pretty much the same every time?
Well that does make sense.
He is a wizard.
>why these wu users are so reasonable and die at a Court verdict
That's probably because they're killed.
>That's probably because they're killed.
I'm not sure what you mean here.
I'd like to blow her
>evil detective is upgrading cecily until he can use her to breed superior wizards
This would make this anime so much better.
I didn't know Vincent became a wizard and policeman.
>10 episodes of build up until the studio goes fuck it, and the last two episodes are all the female cast being turned into breeding sluts.
What was her name again?
HS, Watashi-Koi or Daiz?
The one that isn't shit
Moyoyon is actually a witch
/a/ when they are old
On the plus side, everyone seems to realise that disaster follows Cecil everywhere and Quinn's partner is starting to blow his cover a little.
This show is pretty shitty but man id plow Cecil, I didn't like her at the start but god damm.
Doujins where she is getting froggy styled when?
This shit aint popular enough for Doujins
Cecil gets a case, Cecil solves the case somehow, her clients are happy.
I don't think that someone who just got his acquittal cares what Cecil pulled out of her ass.